[777] Media interview
Ever since Zhao Yao was slapped by Captain Luo and his right cheek was swollen, he spoke very badly and failed to continue to ask sharp (underwhelming) questions to everyone.
As soon as the Zeng brothers and the security guards were taken away by the police, he asked the cameraman Xiao Wang to slap him on the left side of his face.
"I can't speak and speak because the right side of my face is swollen too high! The left side of the face is also flat and balanced! ”
"Smack!" Under Zhao Yao's constant request, the cameraman had to give him a look, because he usually had to carry the camera on his shoulder, and Xiao Wang had the strength to fan Zhao Yao like a spinning top.
"Good! Good job! Zhao Yao, whose face was swollen, finally stabilized his figure, and immediately stretched out his thumb to Xiao Wang, "It hurts a little, but it's more convenient to speak now than just now!" I'm going to keep up the interview! My mission is to dig up the most exciting and exciting news, how can I lose to reporters from other TV stations! ”
At this time, reporters from five other TV stations had already begun to interview relevant personnel, and Officer Ma, as a police representative who was present from beginning to end, was entangled by three reporters, and he wanted to go back to make up for sleep, but he couldn't get out, and it was very painful.
"Today is really a day for dog lovers to cheer," and a reporter stared at Ma Huiyu, "As the organizer of the dog rescue operation, Ms. Ma, do you have anything to say to the national audience?" ”
"I have something to say!" Xu Fupo rushed into the camera excitedly, "Those who eat dog meat will be punished!" ”
Ma Huiyu had a black line on her face and made a slow gesture to Xu Fupo, so as not to let the national audience see the joke.
Then he cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Our volunteers only stopped the car to save the dog in order to stop the crime after learning that the dog dealers had illegal behavior, and we strictly abided by the law during the whole process, and there was no excesses." Personally, I hope that the state can introduce a law as soon as possible to ban the consumption of cats and dogs......"
"It's not enough to ban cats and dogs! All people should be vegetarian! Xu Fupo's heart was so excited that she couldn't calm down, "Killing and eating meat is a big sin in hell!" Social disharmony is the cause of eating meat! As long as the whole people are vegetarian, there will be no more social contradictions in China! ”
What kind of theology is this? If you are allowed to be the president of the country, you must not let China become a country of monks and nuns! When the time comes, the PLA soldiers can only gnaw cabbage and have no strength to carry guns, so what can we do to recover the Diaoyu Islands? Do you rely on the whole army to cultivate the "Yijin Sutra"!
"Ahem...... Even if you can't change your eating habits for a while, you should still eat the 'three pure meats' that Buddhism says! Xu Fupo continued to shout, "Then slowly turn meat into prescription medicine, and you can only eat it according to the doctor's instructions!" In a few decades, China will become a paradise on earth! ”
It's not a paradise for humans, but a paradise for animals. Not my paradise anyway! I'm a standard carnivore, no meat, no joy, one day I can't eat meat I will be upset, like a girl came to the aunt!
In addition, I heard my father talk about what the "three pure meats" are, and I think it is a self-deceptive thing.
The first is that you cannot see the animal being killed with your own eyes (you can't see the killing), the second is that you don't hear the animal's screams before it dies (you don't hear it when you don't hear it), and third, you can't kill it for what you want to eat (don't kill it for yourself).
Not to mention the third one, the first two are completely covering your ears and stealing the bell! If you don't see it, you can eat meat with peace of mind if you don't hear it! According to this theory, the Red Cross Society of China did not see the tragic situation of the victims and did not hear the wails of the victims, so they could put the donation into their own pockets with peace of mind.
Your sister, Lao Tzu has evolved to the top of the food chain for millions of years, not to eat grass!
Tigers can eat sheep, so why can't humans eat sheep? I am against the cruelty of animals, against the unnecessary torture of them when they are slaughtered, but I will eat meat when it is time to eat it, I don't plan to become a Buddha, I am a wolf, I am a tiger, even if most of the meat I eat meets the standards of the three pure meat (how many times can I see animals killed now?). But I don't think this meat is "clean" anywhere.
It is the mercy of the executioner to give the animals a happy death, and all carnivores are executioners, so don't hide it.
Otherwise, after the right to dogs, there will be pig rights, cattle rights, and sheep rights...... It won't be long before rats and cockroaches will have the right to life without violation, right?
I don't eat dog meat, it's not that I think dogs are nobler than other animals (eating is noble fart!). It's just that because I've had a dog myself, it's easy to touch the scene.
Officer Ma said that he strictly separated working dogs from food dogs, which is not a rational approach, and the same is true for other animals.
My grandfather is not taboo about eating dog meat, but he resolutely does not eat beef, because he vaguely remembers that in my grandfather's generation, someone in the village killed a ploughing cow, and the villagers accused this family of not being benevolent. As the saying goes, "Don't sell watchdogs when you're poor, don't kill old cattle when you starve to death", the cattle have worked diligently for the migrant workers for a lifetime, and the cattle in the village have always died well.
Zuihou's family can't cook haode beef for themselves, no one wants to give it to the neighbors, and they are still stared at everywhere when they go out, so they sell their property a few years later and move to the city to live.
That's what happened when I ate beef in the village, but now? Now all kinds of beef burgers have long been added to KFC's luxurious lunches, and elementary school students eat with their mouths full of oil, and no one has given them a roll of their eyes.
So I agree with my dad's attitude towards animals -- animals that work for humans don't eat their meat, and if you want to eat their meat, don't let them work for humans.
Because whoever works for you, whether it's a human or an animal, is your employee! What's the deal with you eating your own employees! Pet dogs are also working dogs! Do you dare to say that being a pet doesn't count as a job? The little three who are fostered can get a salary!
Due to Xu Fupo's sideways, the interview with Ma Huiyu became ridiculous, and on the other hand, Director Cao, as an "enthusiastic volunteer", seized the opportunity to be interviewed by the "Winter Mountain Night Talk" program.
"Truly~ Our crew of "Bloody Battle in Jinling" didn't eat dog meat drops from top to bottom! Like what dry pot dog meat, yellow stewed dog meat, ginger shredded dog meat, aphrodisiac dog broth, Buddha in the heart, a mouthful of fragrant ...... Haven't eaten it all! ”
The female reporter opposite couldn't help frowning and said, "I heard that a mouthful of incense is a dog meat bun!" 'Buddha in the heart' seems to be also a dog meat dish, you said that you have never eaten dog meat, how can you know so much dog meat recipe......
There was a bearded driver on the spot, who watched the whole process, and was quite unimpressed by the actions of the dog fans, and then interjected:
'Humph!' 'There is a Buddha in the heart' is made with pork belly and lean dog meat! The name comes from 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha stays in his heart'! Jigong eats dog meat, why don't you let us eat it! ”
Director Cao glared, "Jigong can only eat when he becomes a Buddha!" If you don't become a Buddha, you can't eat it! ”
The bearded driver was angry, "After a long time, a monk can't eat meat, but can he eat meat when he becomes a Buddha?" According to you, wouldn't it be possible to get married even after becoming a Buddha!? ”
"Nonsense!" Director Cao snorted, "If you have to abide by the rules and precepts after becoming a Buddha, it is weishenme to cultivate so hard in the past!" Don't you see that many small civil servants usually have a clean sleeve, but once they become the director of the bureau, they will immediately become big embezzlers! Tang Seng must have gotten married after becoming a Buddha! The daughter of the country and the rat essence must have been Tang Seng's harem! ”
"! If Tang Seng marries several wives, he should always have a son! What is his son's name! Is it called Tang Sizang! ”
"I don't have knowledge! Tang monk's family name is Chen! So his son must also be surnamed Chen! Chen's Taijiquan was created by the descendants of Tang Seng! Didn't you notice the shadow of monkey boxing in Chen's Taijiquan? That is the trick that Sun Wukong taught Tang Seng's son! If you don't believe it, you find someone who practices Chen's Taijiquan and ask him if he is playing monkey boxing, and his face will definitely change greatly, because you have pierced the secret that they don't pass on, and they want to kill you! ”
Director Cao, your eyes are too bad! Chen's Taijiquan, which move is like monkey boxing! If the bearded driver really does what you say, he will definitely be beaten up! Chen's Taijiquan people will think that the other party is here to find fault with the kicking gym!
The female reporter heard that the topic was getting more and more biased, and awkwardly proposed: "Can you come back and talk about stopping the car and saving the dog today......"
"Absolutely!" Director Cao re-faced the camera and held the billboard to his chest, so that words such as "Bloody Battle of Jinling" could be ingested into the camera.
"Hello everyone, the micro-film "Bloody Battle of Jinling", which we spent several months shooting, was once selected as the most anticipated costume martial arts film~ film! The style is elegant, suitable for all ages, everyone is welcome to search on the Internet and watch it for free! ”
"I promise there's a dog in the film! The ending is also very touching! Not only dogs, but also bed scenes! People have bed scenes, and dogs have bed scenes! Eh, reporter, don't go! I haven't finished speaking! ”
Zhao Yao, who did not hesitate to receive another slap in order to be able to speak normally, went to the American volunteers and tried to interview the representative Kyle.
"Excuse me, do you think that China, which eats dog meat, is a barbaric and backward country?"
Full of malicious questions, if Kyle falls into the trap, he will immediately be scolded as a dog by angry netizens online.
As a result, before Kyle could answer, Zhao Yao was driven away by the people's police next to him, on the grounds that he was not allowed to ask tricky questions to foreign guests, otherwise it would appear that the quality of Chinese reporters was too low.
"I'm not convinced! Free press! Freedom of opinion! When Zhao Yao was dragged away by the two policemen, he looked up to the sky in despair and shouted, "The police have no right to stop me from interviewing!" It's all a matter of the system! I want to see your leaders! I want to see you chief! Long live freedom! Kill me and my descendants......"
Call you sister! They are dragging you aside, not shooting you! You look like "I want to see the teacher, I want to see Chairman Chiang", it is easier to misunderstand when you are seen by the Americans! Kyle was already asking a Chinese volunteer next to him if Zhao Yao had been taken to a labor camp!
======= divider======= mentioned before that February 16 is the birthday of the squad leader on the Gregorian calendar, because some restaurants will have discounts on the birthday day with my ID card or student ID, so the squad leader himself is still used to taking February 16 of the Gregorian calendar as his birthday, so that if Shu Zhe has to propose to eat in the restaurant on the grounds of his sister's birthday, he can at least save one person's meal expenses......
However, I heard that many primary and secondary school students also started school on February 16 this year.