396 ants gnaw on sausages

"Well, look, you have to treat them well, I heard that the University Games are going to be held soon, you have to help me get a few tickets!" Director Yu said coquettishly.

Director Huang fumbled, "Baby, it's no problem, you can ask as much as you want!" ”

Suddenly there was a knock on the door, and Director Huang was very unhappy: "Who, didn't you see me and Director Yu researching work?" ”

"Director Huang, it's me, Mayor Shao is here, he has arrived at the gate of the medical school!" Dean Fang said anxiously.

"What! Mayor Shao is here! Director Huang immediately stopped his activities and hurriedly sorted out his clothes and pulled up his pants.

Director Yu also hurriedly sorted out his clothes, cut his hair, took a look in the mirror, took out the lipstick in his bag and wiped his lips, then opened the door of the office and saw that Dean Fang was still standing at the door, "Director Yu, come with me to pick up Mayor Shao, he asked you to pick him up by name!" Dean Fang said anxiously.

Director Yu immediately hurriedly went downstairs with Dean Fang, and Director Huang in the office walked out, he looked at the door of the medical school in the distance, saw the black car, and muttered, "Damn, what is Mayor Shao doing here?" ”

Director Yu and Dean Fang hurriedly went to the black car, Dean Fang gently knocked on the window, and the glass of the window slowly fell, revealing Mayor Shao's face. Dean Fang was taken aback for a moment, he saw Mayor Shao's face blue and purple, and his eyes were dark, "Mayor Shao, what's wrong with you?" ”

Mayor Shao touched his face in embarrassment, "Uh, I accidentally fell down while taking a shower last night!" ”

"Oh, it's okay, right?" Dean Fang said with concern.

Mayor Shao shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's just a little broken, it'll be fine in two days, you let Director Yu get in the car, I have something to talk to her." ”

The car door opened, Director Yu entered the car, after the car door was closed, the window slowly rose, blocking Dean Fang's sight, the driver opened the door and got out of the car very interestingly, Dean Fang hurriedly handed over a cigarette, and the two chatted.

In the car, Director Yu sat next to Mayor Shao, "Your injuries are out of the way, right?" Director Yu whispered.

"It's okay! It's just a little bit of skin! Mayor Shao said, "How did you and Xiao Ji yesterday?" Director Yu said.

"I'm here to tell you one thing today, Xiao Ji is my son after all, he has lacked maternal love since he was a child, so he likes older women, he is very dependent on you, he can't do without you! I can't live without you, so let's keep this relationship! Mayor Shao said helplessly.

Director Yu was very happy in his heart, he didn't expect that he could eat big and small, and snuggled in Mayor Shao's arms with a smile, "It's okay, I can't do without you father and son!" ”

"Baby, come, let me kiss you, I want you now!" Mayor Shao was suddenly excited, and his hands began to move, just like he usually checked his work, wandering around.

"Oh, aren't you hurt anywhere?" Director Yu chuckled, she clearly remembered that his crotch had been kicked by Shao Xiaoji several times, and he should have been very injured.

Mayor Shao hugged Director Yu and hugged her to his lap, "It's okay, I took Brother Xiong pills today, and it's no problem for an hour!" ”

Director Yu immediately smiled and said, "I'm waiting for you to inspect the work, you come quickly, I'm ready!" Director Yu's hand cooperated.

This remark was like a stimulant to Mayor Shao, his hand quickened the offensive, began to disarm Director Yu, and the black car began to shake. The driver standing on the side knew that Mayor Shao had started his work, and immediately whispered to the other dean: "The mayor has started to inspect the work, let's go far away and don't disturb them!" Dean Fang immediately understood, and followed the driver away, but he secretly scolded in his heart: "Livestock! ”

At this time, Jiang Fan and Huang Fu, who were secretly peeking in the distance, scolded in unison: "Livestock! ”

"Brother Fan, this Mayor Shao is too blatant, Director Yu can do that in the car in broad daylight!" Huang Fu said indignantly.

Jiang Fan laughed and said, "Do you know the name of Mayor Shao?" ”

Huang Fu nodded and said, "Zhilu Dao!" It's called Shao Gongji! Huang Fu saw Mayor Shao's name on the news on TV.

"That's right, Shao Gongji is a sassy rooster!" Jiang Fan laughed.

Huang Fu immediately understood the meaning of Jiang Fan's words, and couldn't help laughing, "Shao Gongji! Sassy! His parents are so talented! Ha Lu Ha! ”

The black car shook rhythmically, Jiang Fan's eyes rolled, bad water bubbled, and he smiled: "I'm going to go to the whole dog men and women in this car!" ”

Jiang Fan saw that there was no one around, and immediately recited the invisibility spell silently, and his body disappeared immediately, he quietly walked to the side of the car, and saw through the window glass that Mayor Shao and Director Yu were in full swing, and immediately used the Ten Thousand Beasts Psychic Technique, and soon summoned a group of ants.

"There are delicious foods in the car, sausages and meat dumplings, go eat them!" Jiang Fan smiled evilly.

When the ants heard that there were sausages and dumplings, they climbed into the car excitedly, and they got into the gap in the door, and one of the ant leaders exclaimed, "What a big sausage!" ”

Another ant also exclaimed, "Wow, what a big meat dumpling!" ”

"Brothers, rush!" The ants immediately divided into two ways and crawled along the thighs of Mayor Shao and Director Yu, and soon arrived at the destination, and the next thing can be imagined.

"Huh!" Mayor Shao felt the pain, and when he saw a large swarm of ants, he stood up in horror, he forgot that it was in the car, and he hit the top of the car and fainted.

Director Yu reacted quickly, she slapped at the ants below, hurriedly opened the car door and ran out, "There are a lot of ants!" Director Yu exclaimed, her clothes were messy, her pants hadn't had time to be put on, her buttocks were exposed, and the driver and Dean Fang hurriedly ran over, "What's wrong?" ”

"There are a lot of ants in the car!" Director Yu hurriedly lifted her pants and tidied up her clothes, she felt a faint pain underneath, and was bitten by ants several times.

The driver and Dean Fang immediately ran to the car and opened the door, but they saw a large swarm of ants crawling on Mayor Shao's bacon sausage and gnawing.

"Mayor Shao! Mayor Shao! Wake up! Dean Fang shook Mayor Shao's shoulder vigorously, and the driver hurriedly pinched his human acupoint with his hand.

"Oh!" Mayor Shao woke up, he felt a terrible pain below, looked down, and hurriedly shouted: "Ants, fight ants!" "My hands kept beating.

At this time, Huang Fu ran over, "Dean Fang, what's wrong!" ”

"There are ants in the car! Help fight the ants! Dean Fang said nervously.

"Oh, I'm here to help!" Huang Fu immediately rushed forward and stomped on Mayor Shao's crotch.

"Ahh Mayor Shao screamed, and Huang Fu pretended to be panicked and said, "Oh, these ants can't be stepped on, what should I do?" ”