Chapter 119: Everything is ready, ready to be killed!
In a previous life, someone had practiced the Pure Yang Child's Skill all his life, and he was also familiar with the situation of a pillar of optimism, but today, drinking a little wine has become this virtue, but it is the first time in two lifetimes!
And there is a ...... An irrepressible feeling.
Song Jue wanted to cry without tears and said, "Smile...... What did you kid drink just now...... The world's best aphrodisiac ......"
Ye Xiao was immediately stunned when he heard this!
Then he jumped up violently!
"Aphrodisiac wine, really?" Ye Xiao exclaimed.
Lao Tzu was still a virgin for two lifetimes...... Where do I need to drink aphrodisiac?
It's a big joke......
Song Jue was stunned and said, "Ah......? You won't, right? You, you...... I don't even know that?"
Ye Xiao grinned and bent over, covering his ears like a prawn to hide the abruptness somewhere: "Nonsense...... I...... I've never had anything like that...... How do I know, oh hey...... This...... It's a strange feeling......"
From...... There was never such a thing...... Pass?
Song Jue's eyes widened, and he was speechless by this sentence: "You, you, you...... Are you a boy or a child?
Ye Xiao rolled his eyes: "Nonsense......!
Song Jue almost fainted, a boy drank five catties of aphrodisiac wine?
What's the matter?
How to get such a boy chicken!
In a hurry, he said angrily: "No, then you used to fool around with those girls...... Why are you all going there? Why don't you even know this when you're such a big person?"
This should never have been said by an uncle, and he blamed his nephew for not looking for flowers and willows......
Ye Xiao hummed, knowing that there was a speech problem in his words, he groaned: "I just talk to them about life...... Let's talk about the ideal ......"
Song Jue's eyes widened, he looked at him speechlessly, and after a long time, he spat and said angrily: "What are you talking about? You just talk about life with the eldest girl all night...... Talk about ideals?"
Ye Xiao had no choice but to nod: "Yes, yes, or what's ......?"
Song Jue was completely stunned, and it was a long time before he burst into a rage: "Didn't you say it earlier...... What the are you...... You, you, you...... I'm cǎo, you're such a saint......"
With the big girl, the lonely man and the widow all night, but the whole night is to discuss life and talk about ideals...... This is not a saint...... What else could it be?
Of course, it can still be that incompetence and powerlessness, but this kid is now supported by that virtue, so he doesn't want to be incompetent!
"That'...... What should I do now?" said Song Jue angrily.
At this time, there is really no way.
If this kid is actually a little rascal, a hungry ghost in the sex, a pervert or something, it would be easy to do, find a Qinglou and throw him inside. But, this guy is still a boy, maybe he doesn't even know anything about that and that......
Then ...... That's not going to work.
Too...... What a waste......
Ye Xiao groaned, bent over and stood up, and muttered, "Hehe, it's nothing...... I'm going to take a cold shower first...... This matter can be solved......"
Song Jue watched Ye Xiao walk out in a daze, hunched over, like a prawn.
Then I heard a "poof" sound in the pond......
Someone immediately laughed out loud and angry, this little bastard finally suffered once today...... He hurriedly followed him out and shouted, "Someone's coming...... Keep fetching me well water......"
Thirty-six blood guards heard the news......
But the housekeeper knows that in this way, ordinary water is probably useless......
......
This night, somewhere in Yefu, the sound of rushing water has not stopped.
Buckets and buckets of cold well water were first soaked in by Major Ye Dashao's own head, and then after a while, they were poured down from his head.
Wow!
Wow!
Whoa, whoa......
The unscrupulous guards, a group of men who came over, looked at the decay of their young master's wolf, looked at the continuous flushing, and looked at the tent held high in the crotch of the young master's pants, everyone held back their stomachs and smiled......
A few people were still fetching water here, but they couldn't control it, so they simply threw the bucket away, sat on the ground and laughed......
It's so coke.
A guard approached the butler, whose face was crying and couldn't laugh, and whispered, "Boss, is this worth so much trouble...... Just go to the next restaurant...... Isn't it solved?Young Master, he can also be regarded as a veteran of this way, and he is more clear than us!"
Song Jue glared: "Fart, you bastard! Can I be stupider than you? This kid is still a veteran? A bullshit veteran, he's just a boy chicken...... You know how he became so virtuous, and without knowing it, he drank a jar of aphrodisiac wine! This product, he doesn't even know aphrodisiac wine! ...... is still a veteran."
The guard touched his head when he heard this, and went back in a daze, and after a while, there was another burst of laughter, apparently just after the taste.
It turns out that the young master is actually a boy chicken...... Hahahaha......
However, looking at the hideous and majestic appearance of the young master's lower body, even if he just looked at the tent, it was so majestic!
"This ...... This is no ordinary chicken...... It's a big...... And it's the best fighting chicken in the big rooster......" The guard was laughing, but he couldn't laugh when he laughed.
I lowered my head and looked at my crotch, and I couldn't help but feel gloomy and ashamed......
The farce tossed into the wee hours of the morning.
It's dawning.
A certain monarch who was in a state of high excitement finally felt that the momentum seemed to dissipate a little, and hurriedly stopped: "It's almost...... Oh my god, I've taken a bath for the rest of my life today...... I took off a few layers of skin all over my body. ”
As soon as this remark came out, it triggered a new round of hilarity......
Since then, Ye Monarch has been insensitive to the aphrodisiac wine. First, it is really not needed, and second, because it is too embarrassing, tonight's incident is simply the greatest shame of a certain monarch's life!
However, he stored the other jars of wine that Zuo Wuji had sent. Don't you dare to drink it...... However, Ye Xiao modified this thing.
I wanted to use it for Yin people, but I never dreamed that these jars of wine sent by Zuo Wuji actually had an unexpected effect, and Ye Xiao actually did a big thing because of this...... This is not to be mentioned,
Because of this incident, Ye Xiao found Zuo Xiangfu and beat Zuo Wuji, who was at a loss!
A wild beating for no reason.
Zuo Wuji said that he was extremely wronged, and he didn't know what this guy was crazy about......
Later, Zuo Wuji learned about it through various channels, and suddenly laughed so much that his intestines were broken...... And this matter has also become a big proud thing that Zuo Wuji, and later Zuo Xiangye, talked about all his life.
Regard it as the greatest honor of your life.
Contrary to someone, it is the happiness of the sovereign that is built on the pain of the monarch!
"Do you know the Laughing Monarch...... Ha ha...... Back then, this kid drank the five-pound aphrodisiac wine I sent in one go, and the majestic wind was full of wowhahaha......"
So it caused a burst of exclamations, adoring eyes......
This is not a matter of later information.
For the next two days, Ye Xiao ran out of the city every day.
Even Song Jue didn't know what Ye Xiao was going to do. Song Jue tried to track him twice, but both times he lost it inexplicably......
Obviously, in terms of tracking, Song is by no means inferior to a certain monarch, and it seems that he is not as big as Ning Biluo!
Song Jue's face was gloomy, and his mouth was ruthless: "Wait for your kid to come back." See if I don't beat you to death, little rabbit!"
However, when Ye Xiao came back, Song Jue didn't say anything - he really couldn't afford to lose that person.
I think I was also a good hand in the famous rivers and lakes back then......
Now he tracked down a hairy young man who was only sixteen or seventeen years old, and was led to the toilet once, and to the brothel on the other......
And then I couldn't even track down a single hair!
This is obviously inferior to others, what kind of face do you have......
......
Gu Jinlong can feel it every day: Hey, that Wind Ling has entered the city again. Hey, that Wind Ling is out of town again. Hey......
This kind of good feeling that everything is under control makes Gu Jinlong very comfortable.
Especially...... The person in control doesn't know that he's in control......
That's even cooler!
Especially thinking that the wind Ling was fooled by himself, trusting himself with all his heart, and the Danyun Divine Pill and the Heavenly Netherworld will also be in hand soon, and even after these things are in hand, someone will still trust himself as always, maybe hundreds of years later, someone who has also achieved the peak of the Dan Dao will still trust himself so much, and he will marry himself with all his life's efforts, and the ancient and modern dragons will be even happier.
Whenever he thinks of these things, Gu Jinlong always can't help but show a meaningful smile on his face, this smile is full of a: Zhizhu is in hand, I have it in the world, suave, pretentious...... Even, there is some **** meaning.
Every time Wan Zhenghao saw this kind of smile on Gu Jinlong's face, he always immediately found a reason to avoid it!
Because, this smile always gives him a greasy feeling of goosebumps coming out layer by layer, and the chrysanthemums are also chilling for a while......
It seems that there is a feeling that you may have diarrhea at any time......
Of course, this is a smile that Wan Zhenghao has never seen Ye Xiao.
If Wan Zhenghao has the opportunity to see Ye Xiao's smile in the past few days, he will understand: There is definitely more than one pervert in this world!
Ye Xiao's current smile is really better than Gu Jinlong's **** Cheng dù Wei!
Now, Ye Xiao is arranging the formation again on a peak not far from Bibo Mountain, and he is wearing this kind of smug smile on his face. Well, it's full of obscene **** taste......
This time, it was just a maze array.
Moreover, Ye Xiao can be sure that with the means of ancient and modern dragons, or it takes some means to name it, but it can definitely be broken!
On the mountain, Ye Xiao spent the past few days digging a cave that was ventilated before and after, cool on the left and right, and had passages up and down.
In the middle, there is a relatively large space.
And in the middle of it is very carefully arranged, and even, there is a lot of leisure on the stone wall to draw a few vivid, wonderful lotus flowers......
Then, he checked back and forth for a long, long time.
It wasn't until I confirmed that it was foolproof, and finally nodded with satisfaction.
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