067 Don't tell meat jokes at will

Chinese After coming out of the personnel department, Ning Fan staggered to the president's office, standing outside the office door, Ning Fan knocked on the door gently.

"Come in." Mu Bing said lightly.

Ning Fan walked in with a cigarette in his mouth, and saw that Mu Bing was seriously approving the documents, which made Ning Fan feel that this woman really had no interest in life, and she knew that she was working all day long, or working!

It's no fun to work at two o'clock every day.

"Please extinguish the cigarette for me." Mu Bing raised her head, her brows furrowed, she hated men smoking in front of her the most.

"Hehe, my grandparents smoked, and my fathers also smoked, so we can't stop the fireworks in my generation."

Ning Fan swaggered to the workbench, picked up the coffee that Mu Bing had just roasted, put it in front of his nose and sniffed it without care, squinted his eyes, and said with a lot of experience: "Lan Haiji, well, not bad." Although the roasting technique is too stiff and lacks the taste, it is still worth trying for its high price. Of course, if Blue Sea Ji is paired with some Hennessy poison, I think this is the real Blue Sea Hime, as its name suggests, like Ji and ......"

This product is like his own home, while sipping coffee, commenting. It's like he's drinking coffee a lot.

And Mu Bing saw all this in her eyes, if her eyes could kill, she didn't know how many times Ning Fan had died in front of her.

"Boss, you're looking for me." After tasting the coffee, Ning Fan shook his head, frowned and complained: "It's really unpalatable, it's not as good as our domestic two-pot head." ”

"Vulgar!" Mu Bingqiao glanced at him, picked up a document and put it in front of Ning Fan, and said, "You signed it." ”

"What is this?" Ning Fan didn't understand, looked at her tentatively, and said with interest: "Boss, we have only known each other for less than a week, should you let me sign the deed of sale?" I'm a dignified man, and my master sells art, not body. Speaking of this, this thing ignored Mu Bing's face that was about to be furious, and continued to tease: "Of course, a beautiful woman like you, if she has physical needs, hehe, I can still barely satisfy you." It's normal for men and women to take what they need, I understand, I understand. ”

"Enough!"

Mu Bing's perfect pretty face turned from blue to white, she really couldn't imagine how there could be such a brazen and skinny person in the world, so thick that she couldn't even penetrate a bullet?

Whether he is a product of this planet or not, even Mu Bing is wondering if this product is from an alien planet.

"What? Angry so soon? , don't, everyone is just kidding. Ning Fan shrugged his shoulders indifferently and continued to drink the cup of coffee that he regarded as trash.

"Ning Fan, are you still a man or not!"

Mu Bing endured the flames that erupted in his heart, and kept comforting himself in his heart, Mu Bing, Mu Bing, I miss you as the president of a listed company, how can you be angry with this kind of person? It's not like you haven't learned his best, but don't follow his way.

While comforting himself, Mu Bing praised himself for being really smart with a little pride.

"Uh, Mu Xiaoniu, what do you mean by that?" Ning Fan was stunned. I didn't understand the meaning of Mu Bing's words.

"I ask you if you're a normal man!" Mu Bing had a headache, there was such a strange thing in this world. I don't know what the chairman thinks, he will invite this kind of person.

"Okay. I know that it is not easy for capitalists to get their jobs. Ning Fan said with a painful face: "Fortunately, I have been prepared before." Since you said so, boss, you don't think anything, so what do I care about? ”

With that, the goods put down the coffee cup and walked to Mu Bing with a helpless face.

"Y-What are you going to do?" Mu Bingmiao glared at him.

"I know, I know everything. Eating and drinking, men and women. After all, you are the president, and there are some direct words that you can't say, but I understand them all. Who doesn't know the unspoken rules. Even if I Ning Fan is stupid, I know a thing or two, who made this popular in our country. ”

As he spoke, Ning Fan unbuttoned his pants and was about to lean towards her. I said that the current domestic atmosphere is really unethical, and the unspoken rules are the unspoken rules, and I said it so vaguely. It's not as direct as a foreigner.

Seeing him untie his pants with both hands, Mu Bing was startled, and hurriedly stood up from the chair, retreating and said, "Ning Fan, what are you going to do?" ”

"What? Oh, don't pretend, boss, there's no one else here, just the two of us, what do you say you'll do? Don't worry, boss, I'm this person, I don't have any other skills. If you are doing well, you can rest assured. Later, if the service is cool, when you are happy, you will be rewarded with two silvers and let me make up for it. ”

"I ......" Mu Bing's nose was almost crooked, although she didn't have a deep understanding of this aspect, she still knew a lot about the so-called unspoken rules abroad.

Coupled with the fact that the Internet is so developed now, under the impact of a large amount of information, how can she not know the little thing between men and women no matter how pure she is.

"You, don't come here, I'll shout if you come over again!" Mu Bing's delicate body retreated to the bookcase behind her, for fear that Ning Fan would impulsively do something inferior to a beast.

"Oh, I'll go, boss, you are really pretending to be like this. It turns out that you like to play **, hehe, you city people really know how to play. But I like it too. Ning Fan saw her frightened and angry delicate appearance, and his heart blossomed even more happily.

“**? Love your soul. Mu Bing wanted to scold angrily.

But this guy approached her while unbuttoning his pants, and the action and appearance seemed to be for real.

"Ning Fan, you bully a woman, are you still a man!" Mu Bing said with a flushed face.

Provocation! This is definitely a provocation of the stripes!

The more she said this, the more Ning Fan was convinced in her heart that this girl was deliberately stimulating him, and it depended on whether he dared or not. "It's not until the man tries it. Boss, I'm here. After speaking, Ning Fan was about to rush to Mu Bing's side with his pants, but Mu Bing raised his foot in a panic and kicked in the direction of his pants.

"I'll rub!" Ning Fan was startled, and hurriedly dodged backwards, if he was kicked by her, let alone the consequences, I am afraid that it will be difficult to even pee in the future.

"Ning Fan, you shameless scoundrel!" Mu Bing gritted his teeth and blushed.

Seeing that her anxious face was red and hot, Ning Fan knew that it was almost over, and if she continued to play, she was afraid that there would really be some demon moths.

"Cut, don't play if you can't afford it." Ning Fan pretended to be contemptuous, casually lifted his pants, walked to the table and picked up the plan and took a look, it was okay not to look at it, after seeing it, Ning Fan was so angry that he almost didn't tear up the plan.

"Cohabitation agreement?" Ning Fan was a little confused, what the hell is this girl doing.

"Is this your idea or Lao Mu's idea?" Ning Fan asked.

After recovering his emotions, Mu Bing sorted out his mood a little, pointed to the plan and said, "What? You don't dare to sign it, do you? ”

"Don't dare to sign?" Ning Fan thought it was interesting, and said that this girl was still playing with him.

After picking up the plan and looking at it a few times, Ning Fan was not lightly angered by the shameless agreement.

Article 1: Do not enter the other party's bedroom without permission.

Article 2: Do not open the door without permission.

Article 3: Do not be good at touching others without permission**.

Article 4: You are not allowed to tell meat jokes without permission......

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Seeing the end, Ning Fan was a little dumbfounded, what kind of agreement is this, this is clearly a unilateral compulsory contract!

If he signs this plan, he will not even have the last bit of human rights for men.

Seeing Ning Fan's whitening face, Mu Bing felt a little happy in her heart, she also got this agreement out of helplessness, after all, lonely men and widows are together, if she doesn't sign a security agreement, she is really a little uneasy.

Take last night's incident as an example, this guy is simply a shameless big hooligan, he finally cooked for breakfast this morning, and made up some meat jokes, how can Mu Bing ensure that he did it intentionally or unintentionally?

"Mu Xiaoniu, don't be so serious, right? Am I like that kind of person? Ning Fan looked at this cohabitation agreement helplessly, if he didn't sign it, it would seem that he had a ghost in his heart, if he signed it, he felt that. Cat flutter Chinese