Xiang Tianliang took a few sips of tea, put down the cup, pointed in one direction and said, "Sister Lan, let me introduce you to those stinky girls first, fox spirit Zhang Lihong, fat sea Qiao Rui, pipa spirit Chen Nan, spider spirit Chen Bei, Xiao Budian Yang Xiaodan, these five are all my old classmates, but I was bullied miserably, my three years of high school were dark and dire three years, fox spirit Zhang Lihong, she is the most scheming in their gang, almost all the bad ideas are from her, fat sea Qiao Rui, she was so fat when she was studying, My tablemates always occupy more than 50% of the area of the desk, which has caused me great psychological pressure, Pipa Essence Chen Nan and Spider Essence Chen Bei, all the bad things are their hands first, like the Pipa Essence and Spider Essence in Journey to the West, difficult to entangle, and this little Yang Xiaodan, a small ghost, specializes in secretly attacking, and is good at beating water dogs......"

In the laughter, Gao Yulan smiled and said: "Listening to these nicknames, they have bullied you a lot, but you have to bully them for a lifetime, dawn, or you are disgusted." ”

Chen Meilan said with a smile, "Sister Lan, you don't know yet, Qiao Xin is Zhang Han's daughter, and Chen Nan and Chen Bei are Dai Wenhua's daughters." ”

Gao Yulan sighed, "It's called a spring." ”

Everyone laughed again, a family of spring, this metaphor is used too cleverly.

Xiang Tianliang pointed to Zhang Han again and said, "This is Zhang Han, Sister Zhang is a surgeon at our Binhai People's Hospital, the reason why she is called a fast knife is not only because she has superb medical skills and is known as the first knife in Binhai, but also because she has a very fast rhythm in that regard, quick and quick, and dripping with joy." ”

Zhang Han snorted, "Giggle...... You're in the midst of a hundred flowers, and the task is heavy, wouldn't it be good for me to save you time? ”

"Hehe......" Xiang Tianliang said with a smile, "This is the bottomless pit Jia Huilan, Sister Jia's water curtain hole, which is more unfathomable than the bottomless pit in Journey to the West, never bottomless, and the water irrigation is not satisfied, it can be called a fairy scene in the world, and women are wonderful." ”

Jia Huilan was not angry at all, "Tianliang, you haven't gone in to check it, how do you know that it is unfathomable, every time you are just wandering around the entrance of the cave." ”

Another burst of laughter.

Xiang Tianliang introduced Dai Wenhua again, "Sister Lan, she is the owner of the North and South Teahouse, the crazy woman Dai Wenhua, she can dance all over her body, the muscles of her whole body can move, she is crazy from beginning to end, every time she is entangled, it is endless, crazy." ”

Dai Wenhua chuckled, "That's not what you asked, you said that this is my characteristic, and I was asked to carry it forward, so I did that." ”

It was Lin Xia's turn, and before Xiang Tianliang could speak, her face turned red.

"Sister Lan, she is the vice principal and director of Binhai County No. 1 Middle School, Sister Lin Xialin, Weishenme asked her to repair the gun? Because when we first met, Lin kicked me and kicked my gun impartially, Sister Lin thought that my gun was broken, so she offered to help me repair the gun, so she called the gun repairer. ”

Lin Xia blushed and said, "That's you lied to me, I fell for you." ”

Gao Yulan smiled and said, "I think it's worth it." ”

Dai Wenhua asked with a smile, "Sister Xia, is it worth it?" ”

"Sister Xia, is it worth it?" Zhang Han also came to make fun.

Lin Xia said shyly: "Of course it is...... Of course it's worth it. ”

Laughter in the living room was overwhelming.

Xiang Tianliang began to introduce Xia Liu again, "Doctor Xia Liu, her nickname doesn't need to be explained, after the reform and opening up, our first doctor in Qinghe, she has a pair of long legs, none of you can compare, those two long legs are powerful, just like a pair of pliers, every time I clamp my waist tightly, I will never let go if I don't fight until I am exhausted." ”

Xia Liu was also blushed, "you, next time I'll cut off your waist and see how you hurt people." ”

Dai Wenhua giggled again, "Sister Xia Liu, it's okay if you clip it for a while, but if you break the dawn clip, we don't agree." ”

"Sister Dai, don't worry, I won't break him." Xia Liu also smiled, "I guess, if I break the dawn, you will have to eat up all my bones." ”

"Giggle......

"Hee-hee-hee......"

After laughing, Xiang Tianliang continued to introduce, "Sister Lan, this is the first strong woman in our Qinghe banking industry, Jiang Yuying, president of Qinghe Development Bank, weishenme, her nickname is Dashan?" You look at her figure, none of you can compare, every time she puts her jiashi, I have a sense of oppression, the mountain is overwhelming. ”

"Phew." Jiang Yuying took a sip with a smile first, "You are talking nonsense at dawn, which time I pressed on you, and which time I didn't press me." ”

Xiang Tianliang pointed to Zhang Xiaoya again, "She is the condom Zhang Xiaoya, the deputy general manager of the Binhai Branch of Cathay Pacific Group Company, the reason why she is called a condom is because her thing is like a condom, the hole is tight, the hole is extremely wide, it seems to be empty, and the internal structure can be called unique."

Zhang Xiaoya blushed a little, "Born like this, you can do it." ”

Xiang Tianliang smiled, "That is the singer Huang Ying, the vice chairman and general manager of our Cathay Pacific Group Company, she has a characteristic, when she is working, people are shouting and humming, but she is singing, the more critical she sings, the louder she sings, and it is a soprano, I estimate that the volume is at least one hundred and twenty degrees or more." ”

Huang Ying smiled: "Did you ask me to sing, but then I got used to it, and I can't get into the state if I don't sing." ”

Xiang Tianliang continued to introduce, "This is the bottle Zhu Qin, the chairman of our Cathay Pacific Group Company, the shape of the bottle can be imagined, it looks like a bottle, straight and straight, at a glance." ”

Zhu asked with a smile: "Villain, your eyes haven't been in to see it, how can you see it at a glance?" ”

Another burst of laughter.

Xiang Tianliang said again: "Sister Lan, let me introduce these two together, Sister Chen Meilan, Sister Yang Biqiao, Sister Chen's nickname is Grapefruit, and Sister Yang's nickname is Hat." ”

"Oh, what's the explanation?" Gao Yulan looked interested.

"Huh...... Look at their breasts. ”

Gao Yulan sighed, "Don't say it, it's very vivid." ”

Chen Meilan smiled and said, "Sister Lan, you know, Tianliang never spits ivory in his mouth. ”

Yang Biqiao smiled again and again, "Giggle...... Dawn, don't just talk about us, let's introduce a few of the absentees, this is your exclusive right to interpret, we don't dare to say it. ”

"The eight, cotton Liu Qingqing, because her body is like cotton, as if there are no bones but only flesh, iron tree Li Yajuan, that's because she only blossoms and bears fruit in middle age, hilly Ye Nan, her chest is not high, like two small hills, three and a half inches Wang Siling, her feet are very small, cradle Cui Shuyao, when she is excited, the swing of her body is like a cradle, white tiger Baiman, hehe, she is bare, not an inch of grass grows, horn Qiaoqiao, her thing is shaped like a trumpet, bun Jingjing, That's the two protrusions on her chest that resemble two buns. ”

Gao Yulan smiled: "Tianliang, that is, you, can come up with this kind of play, I really don't know what you have in your head." ”

Chen Meilan looked at Gao Yulan and said, "Sister Lan, there is a problem that needs to be solved urgently. ”

"Oh, what's the problem?" Gao Yulan asked.

Chen Meilan said: "Now in the Hundred Flowers Group, there are still eight official members who don't have nicknames, what do you say?" ”

Gao Yulan was stunned and said with a smile: "Meilan, you are my army." ”

Chen Meilan smiled, "Everyone is equal, which is the basic principle of the Hundred Flowers Group, don't you say?" ”

The women responded with a bang.

Gu Xiuyun said to Gao Yulan, "Sister Lan, it's hard to be angry, if we do specialization, people will have opinions." ”

Gao Yulan glanced at Tianliang, "Tianliang, you have mercy under your mouth." The implication is that he agreed to give himself a nickname to Tianliang.

Xiang Tianliang took out a crumpled piece of paper from his trouser pocket, opened it and shook it, and said with a smile: "I have been ready for a long time, who will help read it." ”

Yang Biqiao leaned over and snatched the paper from Xiang Tianliang's hand, "I'll read it." ”

Everyone is looking forward to what kind of nickname Gao Yulan will give to Xiang Tianliang, who has a bad stomach.

Yang Biqiao glanced at it and giggled.

"Biqiao girl, you read it quickly." Dai Wenhua urged.

"yes, don't be alone." Zhang Hanjiao said with a smile.

Yang Biqiao responded, and then read as if making a report:

"It is hereby decided to give the eight new members of the Hundred Flowers Group official titles;

When it rains lightly, the water snake essence, the reason, there is a lot of water on the body, and it is like a snake;

Xu Aijun, stuffy gourd, reason, gritted his teeth and refused to make a sound, that thing was like a gourd;

Chen Lin, Pansi Cave, the reason, there are twists and turns, and the twists and turns are quiet;

Yu Manqing, cherry, reason, the little red dot at the entrance of the cave is like a cherry;

Liu Ruofei, magnet, the reason, she can always stick to me suddenly at critical moments;

Chen Xiaoning, Wanquan River, the reason, there are sweet springs at the top two points, and there are often spring water dingdong below;

Gu Xiuyun, air-raid shelter, the reason, the entrance of the cave is very hidden, but there is a cave inside;

Gao Yulan, gold absorber, reason, gold person, essence also, gold absorbing is like an elephant drinking water, you know.

Sincerely, the above names are known to each other, and the right of interpretation belongs exclusively to the leaders of the Baihua Group, a certain year, a certain month, and a certain day. ”

"Giggle......", "Hee-hee......", "Haha......", "Haha......"

He laughed for a few minutes.

Yang Biqiao also deliberately agreed with everyone, agreed or disagreed, and passed or not.

The women applauded and raised their hands.

The minority obeys the majority, sixteen votes to eight.

Gao Yulan smiled helplessly, reached out, and twisted Xiang Tianliang's thigh fiercely.

The other seven are a little better, Gao Yulan has a noble status after all, and her face is still a little unbearable.

Gold absorber, this nickname is too straightforward.

"Tianliang, can I apply for a name change?" Gao Yulan's face flushed slightly.

"I don't think so, for the time being." Xiang Tianliang smiled evilly and said, "However, you can apply at the next meeting, and I will consider it." ”

Gao Yulan glanced at Tianliang, "You are really bad." ”

"Hehe......" Xiang Tianliang was overjoyed, "Now I declare, this is the end of today's gathering, gold absorbers, air-raid shelters, Wanquan River, magnets, you have to hurry tomorrow morning, go and rest." ”