I saw Director Cao who was proud of the spring breeze, and I couldn't help but step forward and ask him what was so happy.

Director Cao was surprised to find that I was walking freely in the filming area where tourists were not allowed, but he had already pursued a life attitude of "having fun in time, it is rare to be confused", so he didn't ask too much, just patted me on the shoulder, and said like a gambler who had won money:

"Xiao Yezi, they all say that Sai Weng lost his horse, but I don't know if it's a blessing, this time I was detained by the anti-team, but I encountered a good thing!"

I was curious, "Could it be that Director Cao, you have met the true love of your life?" ”

Director Cao stared at his eyes, and his whole face looked like an overnutrient tomato.

"Xiao Yezi, you are really not talking, you actually made a joke about your Uncle Cao! I'm your father's iron buddy, and I'm also your elder! ”

"Hmph, but I have a big belly and a big belly, so I don't care about you. Also, be sure to remember: my true love is a little Lori under the age of ten...... Wear unwashed panties! ”

Your sister! Do you want me to respect you? Tian shamelessly said this kind of thing that almost violated the law, do you look like a little elder! It's good if I use honorifics for you!

Director Cao continued:

"When I was detained by the anti-pornography brigade, I met a fellow inmate! And guess what? He happened to watch the first episode of my micro-movie "Bloody Battle in Jinling", and he is a nouveau riche himself, and he is very interested in film and television. The two of us hit it off, with him as a sponsor and cooperating with me to make a small-budget movie! I have already received an upfront investment of 2 million yuan! is enough to finish filming the remaining 9 episodes of "Bloody Battle in Jinling"!

I have a black line on my face, although I haven't met this nouveau riche sponsor, but since he was arrested for calling chickens, he formed a deep class friendship with Director Cao in the detention center (called chicken class), he must also be an uncle with unhealthy thoughts, and it is estimated that it will not be long before he will join the HHH club.

"It's not a ......," Director Cao scratched his head, "This sponsor deals in high-end watches and asked me to place advertisements for him in the micro-film...... I'm super smart, but I'm still a bit of a hassle......"

Huh? Is it like the kind of product placement where the hero picks up a Coke on the dinner table, takes a sip, and says, "It tastes great"? And then you have to give the Coke can a close-up?

At first glance, it seems harmless, but Director Cao, your micro-film is a costume film! Do you want Jinling Evil Young to wear a Rolex Noble Crystal Watch, and then carry the Blood Evil Shura Gong and tear your master in half! Will there be viewers who are misled into thinking that they will have this kind of skill even if they wear a Rolex?

Director Cao had a regretful expression on his face.

"I thought it would be okay to let Jinling Evil Boy wear a watch, you look at Ma Jingtao's version of "Heaven and Dragon Slayer", didn't Yang Xiao, the left envoy of Guangming, also wear a watch? Anyway, this is a free online micro-movie, if netizens find the goofs and discuss it, it can achieve a more haode publicity effect! ”

"It's a pity that Wu Sheng's guy said that he couldn't enter the play with his watch, which caused the second episode of "Bloody Battle in Jinling" to be delayed from filming!"

Wu Sheng? Oh, it's the actor who plays the evil boy of Jinling, right? It is the treasure that Director Cao found in the Academy of Drama, and it is seven or eight points similar to my face. However, I heard that his depression is quite serious, and his classmates call him "Brother Melancholy".

Director Cao tugged at a handful of goatees that had been specially set aside.

"Wu Sheng, this guy, his father is a diplomat, his mother is a pianist, and he is not short of money at all, so even if I increase my salary, he doesn't want to wear a watch! It is said that the reason why he applied for drama school was because his depression was so severe that he wanted to hang himself, and he could only get a little fun for a short time when he played someone else. Therefore, he treats making movies as art, and he refuses to be flexible at all! Why am I so unlucky, I finally waited for the investment, but one of the leading actors refused to cooperate! ”

Don't blame Wu Sheng! It's you who have to insert a Rolex ad in a cosplay, it's because you don't have a discipline!

Director Cao's eyes suddenly lit up, and he saw the stall watch that I always wore on the left bowl.

"Huh? Xiao Yezi, you seem to like wearing watches! Why don't I give you a piece of Rolex, you wear it, and play a few stand-in shots for Jinling Evil in the micro movie, you don't need to shoot your face, just take the watch! And you look so alike, even if you take a picture of your face, you won't wear it! ”

Shut up! The moment you let the Jinling evil boy wear a Rolex, he was already wearing it! If you were a martial arts stand-in like Jackie Chan did in his early years, I might think about it - who would give you an advertising stand-in!

No matter how Director Cao persuaded me, I just didn't agree, and at this time he found the relevant personnel pass hanging on my chest, which was marked with the words "The Legend of Moding" crew in Chinese and English.

Director Cao was like being struck by lightning, and he couldn't speak for a long time, and then he stammered and asked me where I got this pass.

So, I knew Aunt Ren, who served as the martial artist, and played a role in the drama by mistake, and I told Director Cao all these things.

Of course, I didn't talk much about Xiaoqin, let alone my unusual relationship with Amy.

I thought that Director Cao would ask me for the advanced experience of American filmmaking, but I didn't expect him to ask as soon as he opened his mouth:

"Have you ever seen Miss Emily who plays the heroine?"

"Yes!" I replied lightly, "My character was kicked five or six times by her!" ”

Director Cao was deeply shocked and knelt down with a thud, his hands clutching the weeds that grew out of the cracks in the cement.

"Damn! It's so cunning! I want to be kicked by Miss Emily too!! ”

Is Nima struggling with this kind of thing? Hurry up and stop thinking about my sister's 'yin!

When the dejected Director Cao got up from the ground, he handed me his wallet.

I saw a full-length photo of Amy singing on stage in the transparent mezzanine where most people would put a picture of her girlfriend.

The gorgeous style is reminiscent of Sailor Moon with brilliant lights, fluttering clothes, and a decorative tie behind it like the wings of a colorful butterfly.

What embarrassed my brother was that Amy's dress in the photo was so short, and the translucent white gauze princess dress embellished with sequins made the small panties between the legs loom out, which had a huge allure for pedophiles.

Who is the special costume designer? I'm going to kill him! Amy sings on stage in such a short dress, the ticket price for the front row seat must be very expensive! But you can imagine that it must have been sold out!

"What kind of fans, it's a bunch of lolita!" I commented, "Amy told me she thinks you fans are as stupid as pigs!" ”

Hearing me say this, Director Cao, who had just gotten up, suddenly knelt down again, and this time in my direction.

"Little leaf! Save the little leaves in distress! The little leaves of all beings! Originally...... Are you close enough to Miss Emily to speak to you? And call her nickname? ”

"Help Uncle Cao! I have a lifelong request for you! If you don't grant my request! I'm not going to get up! ”

Damn, how is this tone a little similar to when Xiaoqin confessed to me! I'm getting goosebumps on the ground!

But after all, it was my elder, so I bent down to help Director Cao with tears and laughter.

"Director Cao, you ...... Why did you make this gift? Get up! How can you get ...... to be seen?"

Not to mention, Director Cao is really fat, he fell hard, and I really couldn't pull him up for a while.

"Little leaf, you...... Don't help me! Listen to my request first! My request is to help me get a pair of Miss Emily's underwear! If it's unwashed, even better! I'll give 10,000 ...... No, fifteen thousand to buy these panties! ”

I...... I'm XX, you're OO! A pair of Lori panties is worth fifteen thousand, which is several times more than my remuneration for playing a deaf and dumb evil monk, this is the money taken out of the sponsor's investment, right? This is equivalent to public funds for private use! Are you worthy of a piece of Mr. Chicken Nouveau riche? Are you worthy of a career in film?

So as soon as I let go, Director Cao knelt on the ground again, and the moment his knee touched the ground, it hurt him so much that he grinned.

But he still hugged my thighs and wouldn't let me go, and he spoke with a crying tone.

"Little leaf, little leaf! For your father's sake, I'm an old friend...... For the sake of me, my son has a good relationship with you, so let's help Uncle Cao! ”

I couldn't get angry, "Director Cao, didn't you say that you only like little Lori panties under the age of 10?" Amy is 12 years old! ”

Director Cao's face flashed with a look of serious thinking, "Miss Emiel's words, it doesn't matter if you are 12 years old!" In my opinion, even if she reaches the age of 16, she is still within the expiration date! ”

Your sister is only 16 years old and will reach the expiration date! In the eyes of ordinary people, it's good to start maturing at the age of 16!

"I can't help you with this kind of thing!" I sternly refused, "This kind of thing is too lewd!" I can't do it! ”

Director Cao's little yellow eyes became more fanatical, "So, it's not that you can't do it, but you don't want to do it?" ”

He gritted his teeth fiercely, "Xiao Yezi, as long as you help me get a pair of Miss Emily's underwear, I will give you 20,000 yuan!" ”

My heart tightened, and I remembered that I decided to use it as a ceremony to "break the wine", and the money I was going to return to Ai Shuqiao was exactly 20,000 yuan.

Although I got some income from playing the deaf and dumb evil monk, I haven't got it all yet, and it is estimated that the total will not exceed 6,000 yuan, and I can't use the profits of the online store to satisfy my willfulness, if I get 20,000 yuan from Director Cao......

It wasn't until the security guards of the film and television city patrolled over and saw Director Cao hugging my thigh and crying, and I was holding Director Cao's thick wallet in my hand, and immediately thought I was a robber, so I didn't use an electric baton to deal with me.

I finally explained it clearly, and escaped from Director Cao's entanglement, and there was still a demonic voice repeating in my ears:

"20,000 yuan, 20,000 yuan, 20,000 yuan......"

But no! How do I face Amy, how do I face the world? Did I run straight to Amy and tell the truth, and then say:

"My brother urgently needs 20,000 yuan, take off your underwear!"

How can there be such a scumbag brother!!