"Come on, this news is eye-catching, but who dares to publish this news, you don't want to die!"

"You are talking nonsense, you are slandering, I will accuse you of slandering me!" Sheng Lingyun exhaled.

"Hehe, I didn't slander you, in front of so many people, do you dare to open the bag for everyone to see?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

At this time, Jiang Fan slowly approached Sheng Lingyun, Sheng Lingyun kept retreating, Lai Qing looked at Sheng Lingyun puzzled, he was afraid that Jiang Fan would not be able to use force in broad daylight, when Jiang Fan passed by Lai Qing's side, Lai Qing felt a cool breeze blowing through his abdomen. Lai Qing immediately felt that the urine in his bladder was uncontrollable, and he ran out in a hurry, and his pants were all wet!

"Oh, Master Lai, it seems that you are old, how can you be incontinent!" Jiang Fan said with a grin.

Lai Qing suddenly blushed, and said in embarrassment: "Uh, I, I..."

"What's the matter, Miss Shanda, don't you dare to open the bag!" Jiang Fan looked at Sheng Lingyun with a smile.

Sheng Lingyun hesitated, she was worried about what Jiang Fan had done, if she took out a massage stick from her bag, it would be a shame and a joke after dinner.

"Oh, it seems that Miss Sheng brought a massage stick in her bag, I didn't slander her! Otherwise, she wouldn't dare open her bag in public! Jiang Fan took the opportunity to squeeze Sheng Lingyun.

"You, okay, I'll open the bag, if there is no massage stick in the bag, Jiang Fan, I want you to compensate me for the loss of my reputation!" Sheng Lingyun gritted his teeth and said.

"Okay, everyone, if Sheng Lingyun doesn't have a massage stick in his bag, I, Jiang Fan, will compensate Miss Sheng for the loss of her reputation! If there is a massage stick in the bag, it means that Miss Shanda is complaining, ha! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

The reporters and ordinary people at the venue secretly covered their mouths and laughed, Sheng Lingyun was so angry that he couldn't wait to rush up and stab Jiang Fan a few times, every time he saw Jiang Fan, he always suffered a loss! It's like he's his nemesis.

"Okay, I'll open the bag and show you!" Sheng Lingyun opened the bag, and the first thing that appeared in front of everyone's eyes was a stack of condoms.

"Ha Luha, use a massage stick and a condom! Are you afraid of contracting AIDS, it seems that your massage stick is imported! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Sheng Lingyun didn't expect that there was a stack of condoms in his bag, and he suddenly had a fever on his face, where did these condoms come from? Strange! Sheng Lingyun immediately threw the condom out of the box.

"Look, where are the massage sticks! Where is it? Sheng Lingyun rummaged through his bag angrily, and suddenly a thick and long massage stick appeared in his bag.

"Oh, everyone, look! Massage sticks! It seems to be imported from the West! Thick and long! It also has a vibration function! Sheng Lingyun, you are really sassy! Jiang Fan scoffed.

Everyone looked at the massage stick in Sheng Lingyun's bag, and immediately someone discussed, "Wow, there is really a massage stick!" At first glance, it is imported, and only the guys of the Westerners are so thick and long! ”

"Oh my God, it's so thick, you can put it in, if I have to break it!" Immediately a woman exclaimed.

"Maybe it's so thick and comfortable, or else you can take it with you to play, maybe go into the bathroom and play with it, it's really sassy!"

"I really can't see it, a rich woman is a! Look at the way she wears, it's all black, that's the manifestation of whining! ”

Sheng Lingyun was dumbfounded, his face was as red as a persimmon, and he stammered: "This, this, how can there be a massage stick in this bag?" You must have framed me! She grabbed the massage stick and threw it at Jiang Fan.

Jiang Fan reached out and caught the massage stick, "Wow, there are particles on it!" This thing is good, Sheng Lingyun, what's the use of this thing for me as a big man, you better keep it for yourself and use it slowly, you can enjoy it when you go to the toilet, in the park, in the car, and when you take a bath, and give it back to you! ”

Jiang Fan threw the massage stick out of the way, whoosh! The massage stick swept through a strange arc and was directly inserted into the furrow of Sheng Lingyun's chest, and the scene was like bread sandwiching ham sausages.

"Ha Lu Ha, bread and ham sausage!" Jiang Fan said with a smile, he just used a secret weapon technique and directly threw the massage stick into Sheng Lingyun's ravine, so as to humiliate her.

Sheng Lingyun was really annoyed and angry, "Jiang Fan, I can't spare you!" Wait and see! Sheng Lingyun reached out to take the massage stick on his chest, and something strange happened, the massage stick suddenly drilled into it and slipped into the crotch of his pants.

Sheng Lingyun suddenly exclaimed, her hand stopped in front of the crotch of her pants, she couldn't reach into her crotch in front of so many people and take out a massage wand to come out! Her hand rested in front of her abdomen.

"Ha Luha, the massage stick fell into the crotch of the pants, the products of the western country are high-end, and they can automatically find their way, which is wonderful!" Jiang Fan laughed.

Sheng Lingyun was extremely embarrassed, she couldn't stay any longer, she hurriedly turned around and left, just took a step, the massage rod on the crotch road suddenly moved, she felt a cold abdomen, her bladder suddenly loosened, and the urine couldn't stop flowing out, wow! It was as if water had been sprinkled on the ground.

"Oh, Miss Sheng is running water! This massage stick is amazing! It's only been a few minutes! Jiang Fan scoffed.

Everyone immediately laughed, and Lai Qing on the side saw Sheng Lingyun fleeing in panic, and hurriedly fled, just a few steps away, and suddenly felt his stomach rumbling, poof! The stool flowed out uncontrollably, and unfortunately, the pants also fell off.

"Oh, Master Lai is incontinent and his pants have fallen off, come and see!" Jiang Fan shouted.

The reporters immediately took pictures, and when the flash flashed, Lai Qing hurriedly covered his face with his hand, and fled with his pants in the other hand. I was so unlucky that I didn't run a few steps before I stepped on a banana peel and fell, hitting my face on the ground and missing two of my front teeth.

"Ha Luha, Master Lai, what's wrong with you, why did you fall! Who is this so lacking in virtue, eating banana peels and throwing them around, causing Master Lai's teeth to fall out, you want to hurt Master Lai's toothlessness! Jiang Fan hurriedly ran over and grabbed Lai Qing's neck and lifted it up.

"Oh, Master Lai, you're fine, are you?" Jiang Fan asked pretending to be very relevant.

"Uh, your foot has stepped on my foot!" Lai Qing grinned, Jiang Fan's feet just stepped on his instep, and he was sweating in pain.

"What, you didn't fall and it hurt, oh, it's good that you didn't fall and it hurt!" Jiang Fan said with a smile, the force of his feet was even greater.

"Ahh You've stepped on my feet! Lai Qing cried and mourned, he was in terrible pain, and his bones were about to be broken.

"Oh, it seems that Master Lai has fallen and injured himself, do you want me to help you treat it?" Jiang Fan pretended to be concerned, and the amount on his feet immediately gradually increased.

A word to readers:

The second update is here! Congratulations to Baby Shrimp Ball for becoming a gentleman! Gentleman baby! Hehe!