The master and mother froze, and her eyes dimmed.

She really wanted to tell Li Nannan that when Min Rou called her, she clearly said that I was the only one who was a fool on the letter from my little sister.

But afterwards, Xue Xinghan analyzed that Yue Zitong could not have only one man on the Internet, otherwise she would not have quickly fallen to that point in just a few days.

It should be that long before Li Nannan added her as a friend, she had already had unbearable relationships with other men, and only a woman who was willing to fall would be easily coaxed to that point by a strange man.

On Yue Zitong's WeChat, there is only Li Nannan now, that is because he is cheap, rude, and direct, which is the most suitable for her, otherwise, she would not leave real contact information for strange men, and expect to have that kind of relationship with him in reality.

As for how many men had seen Yue Zitong's unbearable before, Xue Xinghan's reaction was consistent with Li Nannan's original idea, that is, to investigate in secret, and find out that one kills one, two kills a pair, and there are ten, then kill a river of blood!

Only by bloody killing can Yue Zitong's self-depraved stain be washed away.

Thinking of such a cute little sister, now she has fallen to that point, which makes Li Nannan disgusted, and even more with the kid from the Helan family, the heart of the master and mother hurts very much, and after being stunned for a while, the circles under her eyes began to redden.

Li Nannan panicked, hurriedly took his wife's hand, lowered his head to cover his face, and said repeatedly: "Master, I, I just said this casually. Actually, I know very well that Zitong is not that kind of person. She came to the Internet just because she was dissatisfied with reality and wanted to find a spiritual sustenance. She likes Helan Fusu, and it's normal, that guy is much more handsome than me. If I were a woman, I would have chosen to associate with him. ”

The master lifted a dead one, patted Li Nannan on the back, and was silent for a long time before whispering: "Man, if you feel wronged, marry that Min Rou, that is also a good child." ”

"If you are not wronged, if you are not wronged, I will not be wronged!"

Li Nannan raised his head and shook it again and again: "When I came back this time, I just couldn't think about it for a while, and I was some, some jealous." That's right, it's jealous, that's why I'm petty. I'll go back when I stay for a few days. ”

The master smiled, even if she saw that Li Nannan was coaxing her, she still smiled: "You are much more handsome than the kid from the Helan family, you are the second most handsome man in the world." ”

In the past ten years, Li Nannan, who has been concerned about his wife, is the second handsome man in the world, so who is the first handsome man in the world?

When he saw the most handsome man in the world, Li Nannan's first reaction was to make him more handsome and use his fists.

Only by using his fists to beat this obscene face and beat it into a bun, it seems that he can get a little bit of handsomeness.

"Look at the wolfish luster in your eyes, do you envy my old man for being so old, and still firmly occupying the position of the first handsome man in the world, unable to shake it so that you despair, and want to use violence to lower my appearance and facilitate your smooth ascension?"

The old man picked up a gourd, opened it and took a sip of wine, wiped away the runny with the back of his hand, rubbed a little eye droppings from the corner of his eye, and flicked his fingers into the fire.

On the pine shelf above the roaring bonfire, there were two pheasants on a string, the meat had been roasted red, and the shiny grease dripped into the fire, and the flames were much stronger at once, and then sprinkled with a handful of salt, and the smell of incense attracted the wild wolves on the distant hills, and howled at the rising moon.

However, these indigenous wolves will not run to die, only those foreign wolves who come from afar will not know the luxury of eating the old man, and as a result, their fur will become the cash for the old man to go outside the mountain to exchange for daily necessities.

The knowledge of the indigenous wolf made the old man a little depressed, he hadn't eaten roast wolf meat for a long time, and the mutton that was exchanged outside was soft and without a bit of chew.

"yes, old thing, you're getting smarter. But don't worry, for the sake of my wife's face, I won't compete with you for the title of the first handsome man in the world, anyway, you are many years older than me, and you will die before me, and when you die, won't the title of the first handsome in the world automatically fall on my head? ”

Li Nannan shook his somewhat sore shoulders and sat down in front of the bonfire: "When the time comes, I will ask my wife to call me the world's first handsome man a few more times a day, preferably in front of your grave - I don't know, will you be angry and come back to life?" ”

Li Nannan, who has not done housework for a long time, helped his wife carry water, chop firewood and clean the yard, took out pigweed to feed the pigs, and was busy until dark, before she came to find the first handsome man in the world, worried that he would be taken away by the wolf, so that no one would wash her feet at night, hold her, and tell her stories.

Can you think that the master and wife who are curled up in the old man's arms like a cat, and her favorite story is Nie Xiaoqian?

Nie Xiaoqian's story, the old man told his wife for more than 20 years, no more than 10,000 times, but his wife just couldn't hear enough.

Marrying a woman like his wife, settling down in a poor mountainous area, telling her stories for a lifetime, and coaxing her to praise herself from the bottom of her heart that she is the most handsome in the world - this is Li Nannan's greatest wish.

It is also the main reason why he is the most jealous of the old man, so every time I see him, I always want to give him an old fist when I hear him brag with a crooked melon and cracked jujube face.

"These sour words are beep, come, accompany my old man to drink two sips."

The old man threw the wine gourd over, Li Nannan raised his hand to catch it, the corners of his mouth twitched, and said, "When I came to look for you, my wife told me again and again that I was not allowed to drink with you. Because after I drink, my nose and face are always bruised and swollen, which makes her feel distressed. ”

"I've raised you for so many years, even if I raise a dog and let it drink a few sips with me, it will be happy to accompany you."

After hearing the old man say this, Li Nannan no longer hesitated, pulled out the lid and poured a few sips, his eyes lit up: "Grass, this is the ten-year-old wine of the Cao family outside the mountain?" ”

"That's it."

He proudly took down a chicken, tore it open, and threw half of it: "I exchanged it for a wolf whip, Lao Cao's old immortal, and he also lost his granddaughter, saying that I was naked, how could I use a sheep whip to pretend to be a wolf whip?" Boy, do you think my old man will not be able to tell whether it is a wolf or a sheep? ”

"Damn, of course you can't tell the difference!"

Li Nannan scolded, raised the gourd again, drank half a catty in one go, and then put it down, holding half a chicken and chewing it.

I have to say that the old man's roasting chicken skills are absolutely rotten, if it weren't for Li Nannan's housework all afternoon, he would be really hungry, and he wouldn't have eaten it.

The two of them talked, scolded, laughed, and in a little effort, the two pheasants were eaten up, and the gourd was empty.

Li Nannan lifted the gourd, dropped the last drop of wine in it into his mouth, and asked drunken eyes: "Old man, why do you say that every time I drink your wine, I always get drunk very fast, and I still have no strength?" You old boy, you can't have drugged wine to plot against me—"

Before he finished speaking, the old man suddenly burst out, raised his foot and kicked him in the head, and then went crazy, pounced on him and kicked him, but he would not beat his face, and he chose the part of the stomach that was not easy to see.

And he was ruthless, every kick was used with all his strength, beating Li Nannan to roll all over the ground, and the ghost cried wolf.

But he was unmoved, picked up a stick with fire, whipped him on the thigh, and hissed and scolded: "Grass, you are a rabbit cub, what kind of thing are you, dare to treat my old man's kindness as a donkey's liver and lungs!" ”

"Just like you, what point can match my old man's sister-in-law? Give you face, you're really shameless! ”

"Dare to use unsightly means to make my sister-in-law faceless! , isn't it just that she hooked up with a few men on the Internet? I really don't think Lao Tzu knows, how many women have you spoiled over the years? I was a, and I especially dislike my sister-in-law for fooling around! ”

"If it weren't for the fact that my old man is old, and your wife admires me very much, do you think I would give my sister-in-law to you? It's said that half of my sister-in-law's ass is my brother-in-law's.,Now I'm giving you half of my ass.,You're still going to have a special ability.,I don't know how to write the dead word, right? ”

"I'll make you make my sister-in-law cry! Let you provoke my sister-in-law to have a high fever now, let you leave her alone and no one cares because of the inferiority of bullshit, but you run like a wild dog, please your mother, and maliciously slander my poor sister-in-law! ”

Every time the old man said a word, he whipped a stick, and finally broke it with a click, he was also tired and panting, and kicked Li Nannan, who was lying on the ground with his head curled up, and then scolded with interest, sat in front of the bonfire, and added firewood.

Drugged the old man in the wine, and after the drug attacked, he scolded himself and beat himself, which is commonplace for Li Nannan, and he will come here almost every year, on the grounds that the old man has suffered a lot of grievances on his wife's side and needs to find someone to vent.

For the sake of him helping his wife pull a handful of and urine, Li Nannan will forgive him generously every time, just as he will pretend not to know how to drink it even if he knows that the wine is drugged.

He's deliberately making a mistake.

To put it bluntly, he is making a cheap mistake with the old man, which is very much Zhou Yu's meaning of beating Huang Gai.

But the words he said tonight when he was doing it weren't exactly fart, and there was some truth to it.

It seems that Li Nannan has to think about it tonight, what is there for Yue Zitong to attract him to appear by her side again.

"There are still good things, take them out and eat them, you have been beaten for so long, and I am hungry again."

Li Nannan got up from the ground, patted the soil on his body, and asked the old man like that.

In fact, his ribs, stomach, and legs hurt terribly, but in order to discourage the old man's satisfaction, he would not show it.

The old man was really hit, and said coldly, "No." ”

Before his words fell, Li Nannan suddenly raised his hand and hit his nose with a bang, causing a long nosebleed.

The old man was stunned for a moment, and then he was furious: ", you are framing me!" I want your wife to mistakenly think that I beat you! ”

Li Nannan sneered and looked at him with slanted eyes: "It's good to know, do you need me to say it a second time?" ”

"If I meet someone who has no conscience like you, count me as having fallen into blood mold for eight lifetimes!"

The old man said with a dejected face, and from under the bonfire, he pulled out a black thing with a stick, swallowed his saliva, and was reluctant to give up, and took the stick in front of Li Nannan.

"Truffles?"

Li Nannan was very surprised, picked it up and put it under his nose and sniffed it, just about to open his mouth and put it down, stood up and said, "Let's go, it's not too early, my wife is still waiting at home." ”