Chapter 616: The joke is too big
The signing ceremony soon began, the lights were all on the red carpet, and then a group of rich people walked up with big bellies, these rich people were over fifty or sixty years old, even a few young women were some juniors.
The target of the reporters was mainly on the young rich second generation, and Xue Dongnan also saw that the rich second generation of some clubs had also gone up, all standing in the spotlight with a spring breeze on their faces.
At this time, there was a sudden exclamation in the crowd, and Xue Dongnan also glanced at it with his peripheral vision, only to find that it was Coke on the stage.
Coke changed into a very beautiful dress, her hair was also permed, all sideways to the left, with jewels on her neck and ears, and her temperament was compelling at a glance, and she instantly compared the dwarfs around her, no wonder the media were amazed.
"Wow, Sister Cola is so beautiful." The mentally handicapped said infatuatedly.
Xue Dongnan pouted, although he didn't want to admit it, but the Coke at this time was much more beautiful than usual, and he was completely able to play ten points, and his aura was also very strong.
"Hmph, I'm going to wear it like this in the future." At first, he was a little jealous and said.
Xue Dongnan smiled, reached out and grabbed Chuchu's hand, and said comfortingly: "Don't worry, you can also choose this, I will buy you the most expensive jewelry, the best clothes." ”
"That's it." When he heard this, he shook his head and said: "Those are all on the outside, what if the clothes are shiny, the heart is not lonely, I just need you." ”
"The words he said were sour, but he wanted to say it with a high face."
The mentally handicapped muttered.
"Let's play." Xue Dongnan Road.
"Hmph, if you don't play with the baby, the baby will jump from the fifteenth floor." The retarded said angrily.
"Go ahead, whatever you want." Xue Dongnan waved his hand.
"I'm so angry, the baby doesn't want to live!"
The mentally handicapped was put on a school bag and left here angrily.
Xue Dongnan didn't pay attention to her at all, staring intently at the stage, and couldn't help but look at it a few more times at first, and asked, "She's fine, I think she really went upstairs." ”
"It's okay, she deliberately scared me." Xue Dongnan said casually.
"First of all, I would like to thank all my friends......"
Cola picked up the microphone and began to express her own views and opinions, Xue Dongnan clasped his arms together and listened carefully to Coke's analysis of the current market.
Since he went to school, he hasn't studied the current market well, and he hasn't cared about the current housing prices, so it's not good to go on like this.
After the speech began, whether it was useful or not, the people sitting below were listening carefully, and more than half an hour had passed.
After Coke spoke for more than half an hour, the organizer sent a bottle of water, and Coke took the opportunity to finish what he wanted to say, and then went back to rest.
After Coke finished speaking, another billionaire went over, and the other party still pulled his wife and son together, and began to sigh about life, saying that without a wife, there would be no me now, and forcibly instilled chicken soup for the soul in people.
"I've heard of this rich man, and yesterday it was revealed that he went to a hotel with a female college student." At first, he said casually.
"It's normal." Xue Dongnan smiled.
"Hey, Coke is calling you." Chu said.
Xue Dongnan looked up and found that Coke was waving at him, as if calling him over.
"I'll go over and see what's going on."
Xue Dongnan got up and walked over, and not long after he left, a rich second generation sat next to him, and said with a smile: "Girl, alone?" ”
"Coke, what's the matter?" Xue Dongnan walked over and asked.
Cola frowned and said, "You didn't see the baby, where did she go?" ”
Xue Dongnan glanced back at the scene, there didn't seem to be a mentally retarded figure, and immediately said: "I don't know, maybe where did you go to play, she is such a big person, why are you still worried about him?" ”
"You go and look for it, I'll have to go up and say a couple of words in a while, and I have to sign a contract, which will take more than an hour."
"Okay, I'll find it for you." Xue Dongnan Road.
"Thank you."
Xue Dongnan was stunned for a moment, and Coke actually said thank you to him, which surprised him.
"Why are you staring at me...... Coke blushed, lowered his head, and said, "I know I'm beautiful today, but you staring at me makes my heart hairy, weird." ”
"Ahem...... It's okay......" Xue Dongnan laughed dryly to hide his embarrassment, and then turned around and walked back.
After walking back, Xue Dongnan saw that the seat was empty, and he didn't know what to do at first.
Xue Dongnan mistakenly thought that the other party had gone to the toilet, so he didn't pay attention, sat down and began to wait.
After five minutes, the person had not returned, Xue Dongnan glanced in the direction of the toilet, and did not see the other party's figure.
"Waiting...... Maybe my stomach hurts. Xue Nannan muttered.
Another ten minutes passed.
Xue Dongnan couldn't sit still, he got up and walked to the toilet, and after coming in, he knocked on the door of the women's toilet and shouted, "At the beginning, were you in it?" ”
"Don't make a sound!"
A man covered Chuchu's mouth with a towel and threatened her not to make a sound, but Chuchu's eyes were frightened, and his body trembled with fear.
"Anyone?" At first, I knocked on the door again, but the toilet did not respond.
Bang!
Xue Dongnan kicked the door open, and after entering the women's toilet, he began to push the door open one by one, and when he pushed to the fifth, a woman appeared inside.
"Ahh
The woman immediately stood up and screamed.
"I'm sorry...... I'm looking for someone ......."
"Neurotic, can you find someone to come to the women's bathroom, you get out!" The woman screamed.
Xue Dongnan ignored the other party, he continued to push the door one by one to find someone, and when he pushed to the last door, he found that the door was locked.
"Who's in it, isn't it the beginning." Xue Dongnan shouted.
"Come on, come on, someone broke into the women's bathroom!"
Xue Dongnan frowned, this door was locked, and there was no movement inside, unless......
Bang!
Xue Dongnan kicked the door open with a strong kick, and the robbers inside roared angrily: "Don't come here, or I'll kill her!" ”
"The beginning!" Xue Dongnan was shocked, he didn't expect that it was really here at the beginning.
"You stand back, let me out!" The man shouted.
Xue Dongnan's face sank, took a step back, and said in a deep voice: "Brother, you have something to say, let her go, I will be your hostage, otherwise how much money you say, I will transfer it to you immediately." ”
"I'm not ...... for money" The man walked out of the toilet at the beginning of the hijacking, and said with a hideous face: "The woman you know, his manager owes me wages." ”
"Okay, how much salary he owes you, I'll give you double it, and ten times it's okay!" Xue Dongnan said in a deep voice.
"Don't, I don't want a salary!"
The man roared loudly: "That manager he insulted my daughter, I must kill him, I must kill him!" ”
Xue Dongnan said in a condensed voice: "Now the manager is not here, you give me back the beginning first, and I will definitely give you an explanation." ”
"What the ......"
Just when the man was emotional and his wrist left Chuchu's neck, Xue Dongnan rushed over and pulled Chuchu out with an arrow, and at the same time kicked the man into the toilet.
"Threaten my girlfriend, I'll kill you!"
"Don't!"
At the beginning, he hurriedly stopped Xue Dongnan and said, "He didn't mean to hurt me, let him go." ”
"That's good."
Xue Dongnan put away his anger and said, "For the sake of the face of the intercession at the beginning, I will let you go, but I will ask you for an explanation." ”
The man sat on the ground with a face full of shame, and choked up: "Thank you, it's me who is wrong......"
"Let's go."
Xue Dongnan walked out of the women's toilet with Chu Chu.
After coming out, Xue Dongnan checked if there was anything wrong with him at the beginning, and at the beginning he shook his head to say that he was fine.
"That uncle is quite pitiful, there is a manager under Coke who owes him wages, who would have thought that the brute would actually insult the other party's daughter."
"Hey, I'll tell Coke." Xue Dongnan said.
"Xue Dongnan!"
Cola came over with an angry face and scolded: "Baby, didn't I say let you go to her!" ”
"Cola, come here, I have something important to tell you."
"Oh no, someone's going to jump off the building!" A security guard shouted in a panic.
Hearing this, Coke and Xue Dongnan's faces changed greatly, and Cola hurriedly asked, "Is it a man or a woman who jumped off the building, how old is it?" ”
"A girl, eighteen or nineteen years old, carrying a school bag ......"
"It's not good, it's mentally retarded!" Xue Dongnan was shocked.
"Baby!"
Cola exclaimed, she turned around and ran upstairs, Xue Dongnan scolded as she ran: "What is this mentally retarded doing, I have to learn from others to jump off the building." ”
The two of them scrambled upstairs, and soon came to the top of the building, where a swishing cold wind blew.
Xue Dongnan looked back, the mentally handicapped was standing on the edge of the railing, and Cola exclaimed: "Baby, what do you dare, come down quickly!" ”
The mentally handicapped's eyes were red, and he choked up: "You don't like the baby, the baby doesn't like you anymore, I'm going to jump down and die." ”
Xue Dongnan was angry, he took a few quick steps forward, and scolded: "Mentally handicapped, don't mess around, hurry down, this is not a joke." ”
"Anyway, the poor brother-in-law doesn't like me, I'm dead."
The mentally handicapped tried hard to squeeze out his tears, and choked up: "I'm sorry Sister Cola, I'm sorry for the poor brother-in-law, the baby feels that he doesn't have the courage to live......"
"Baby don't!" Coke cried instantly and shouted: "Sister Cola loves you, you are thinking about grandpa, you still have us, baby, you are not unloved." ”
"I don't listen, I don't listen......" The mentally handicapped covered his ears and began to retreat.
Xue Dongnan was frightened, he took a few steps forward again, and shouted: "Mentally handicapped, you stretch out your hand, if you jump down, I will jump too!" ”
The mentally handicapped snorted in his heart, thinking that the baby would not dare to jump down, and you would definitely not dare to jump.
Thinking of this, the mentally handicapped suddenly jumped and jumped directly from the fifteenth floor.
"Don't!" Cola let out a heart-rending cry.
"Fuck you!"
Xue Dongnan saw a rope next to him, he grabbed the rope and jumped down from the fifteenth floor.
"Ahh
The mentally handicapped saw the poor brother-in-law jumping down with him, and exclaimed: "Poor brother-in-law, you are crazy, you actually jumped down with the baby!" ”
"I can't see you die, give me your hand quickly......" Xue Dongnan shouted angrily.
The corners of his mouth twitched, and he said with a bitter face: "Poor brother-in-law, I'm kidding you, my backpack is a parachute, and you ......"
As soon as he heard this, Xue Dongnan, who was still falling, had a frozen expression.
"Cao, it...... it! ”
"Mentally retarded, you have killed your poor brother-in-law!"