Hong Kong Wen Wei Po, the front page headline on October xx:

"After 36 Years of Leaving Home, I Will Soon Embark on the Road to My Hometown" Mr. Fan Dongping issued a statement on his return to his hometown through this newspaper yesterday.

"This newspaper reported yesterday that Mr. Fan Dongping, former member of the Standing Committee of the XX Party Central Committee, former general of the XX Army, former head of the XX National Security Council, founder and honorary chairman of the Hong Kong Fan Group, issued a statement through this newspaper that he has been away from home for 36 years, and he is full of sorrow when he leaves his hometown in his prime, and he misses his relatives in his homeland all the time.

"Mr. Fan Dongping said: Life is rare for 70 years, sorrowful to see the blue waves, the compatriots on both sides of the strait are separated, the face is not seen, the mountains and rivers of the motherland are to be rectified, and he is willing to use the strength of the rest of his life to make a modest effort for the peaceful reunification ......of the two sides of the strait, and is willing to bring colleagues from both sides of the strait and overseas Huangpu to help each other and prosper together, and contribute to the revitalization of the country.

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"According to this newspaper's news last night, the person in charge of the XX news agency in the mainland in this port issued a statement to this newspaper, on behalf of the United Front Work Department of the XX Central Committee and the Hong Kong and Macao Affairs Office of XXX, welcome Mr. Fan Dongping to visit the mainland ......"

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Chang Ning took the newspaper and looked at it intently for a long time, while he couldn't stop laughing, "Hehe, judging from the photos, the old man is still quite energetic, he will definitely live to be a hundred years old, okay, is it not the same as the homecoming group in the movie, hehe, Lao Fan, Lao Fan, you have been running for thirty-six years, but you have made our old lady miserable, this time look where you are running, come well, come well, hehe, surrender the gun and don't kill?" No, the old man has no guns, fight the local tyrants and divide the land? It's not right, he's not a local tyrant and he has no land...... By the way, the communist wife, bah, the co-wife is not good, I heard that the old man has not continued the strings so far, and the communist party is also in vain...... Oh, damn it, it's called communism and co-money, half of it will be divided when we meet, it will be read aloud, easy to understand, and the villagers must remember it......"

Looking at Chang Ning, who looked like a demon, the four women listened to it with great joy on the side.

Chang Ning glared and shouted: "Presumptuous." Pretending to put up the shelf, he said seriously: "You all listen to me, from now on, I am neither a little half-immortal, nor a permanent assistant to the director, bah, we won't do it if I give a governor, I am now the grandson of Old Man Fan, you have to call me little young master, little young master, if anyone is disobedient, hehe, this time I really want to give her a break and sell her to Nanyang to be a maid." ”

Gao Fei pulled Chang Ning, who was dancing with his hands, "Xiao Chang, have you woken up?" ”

Chang Ning shook his hand and shouted unhappily: "Stinky girl, didn't you see what Young Master Ben said just now?" Hmph, I don't understand the rules, get out of the way. ”

Gao Fei looked at the other three women and called out sweetly, "Little master." ”

Ning said with a straight face, "Is this still like a little talk, say, what's the matter?" ”

Gao Fei said with a smile: "Little master, Minister Wang of the United Front Work Department of the Provincial Party Committee called, and the relevant leaders of the United Front Work Department of the Central Committee gave important instructions on the matter of your grandfather's return to his hometown to find relatives, and the Provincial Party Committee held an enlarged meeting of the Standing Committee yesterday, and decided that Governor Lu Fu and Minister Wang would be specially responsible for the reception work, and at the same time instructed the Qingzhou region and Qingyang County to form a reception team with the main leaders to do a good job in the reception of Mr. Fan, and at the same time, in accordance with the relevant policies, implement the return of Mr. Fan's real estate in Hucheng Qingzhou and Qingyang Chengguan Town as soon as possible...... At the same time, please make preparations for Mr. Fan. ”

Chang Ning sighed, "What do our families have to prepare, it is nothing more than to sweep the floor a little clean, buy more meat, and tell Minister Wang, thank you, we don't care about the government...... Damn, my grandfather's two broken legs, you ask Minister Wang, it's not in the government's concern. ”

Du Qiulan gently pushed Chang Ning on the other side, and he slowly became honest, "What else did Minister Wang say?" ”

"Minister Wang said that if your family members have any difficulties and requirements, you can raise them with the government, and at the same time, I hope that you and your mother can go to the provincial capital to participate in the reception of Mr. Fan."

Chang Ning stood up from the sofa, walked back and forth a few steps, shook his head and said, "I've survived so many years, and now there will be any difficulties, no, no difficulties and requirements...... Alas, originally, Minister Wang's face was to be given, but our family members are not involved in your government's reception work, in short, you first united front, we will reunite, you can publicize it however you want, but we resolutely do not newspaper and television, tell Minister Wang, this is the bottom line, if we can't meet this requirement, our whole family will not see Old Man Fan. ”

Ding Ying said: "Gao Fei, I think, Xiao Chang's consideration is still right, after all, the cracks in history cannot be healed in a short time." ”

Gao Fei nodded and said: "Also, the Standing Committee of the Prefectural Party Committee held a meeting this afternoon, Tian Ji hopes that you can start from the overall situation and do a good job in receiving Mr. Fan this time, preferably, your whole family can go to Qingzhou to greet Mr. Fan." ”

"Phew," Chang Ning smacked fiercely, "Damn, you tell Tian Fengshan that in my eyes, except for Liu Ji, none of the prefectural committee compounds are good things, and I won't go to Qingzhou if I kill me." ”

Gao Fei smiled bitterly: "You are enough, scold Tian Ji, this matter is going to get out, where will Tian Ji's face go?" ”

Chang Ning's face was not red and his heart was not beating: "Nonsense, when did I scold Tian Ji, do I dare to scold a senior official at the department level, joke, I am a college student in the new era, a dignified national top ten outstanding young man, always keep the five stresses and four beauties in my heart, it is impossible for me to scold people." ”

Du Qiulan pursed her lips and was happy, "Little young master, don't deny it, I heard that when you scolded Tian Ji, there were four other leaders next to Tian Ji, including Liu Ji, the only good person in your mouth." ”

"Hehe," Chang Ning smiled embarrassedly, scratched his head and said, "It may be that they heard it wrong, they are all old people, and their hearing is inevitably worse, especially Liu Ji, who is sixty years old, hehe, often hears patting sycophants as stinky farts, I understand, I understand." ”

Gao Fei couldn't help but laugh, and learned Chang Ning's words to scold Tian Fengshan, "Tian Fengshan, fuck you, Lao Tzu has greeted your ancestors for eighteen generations." ”

Chang Ning was energetic at this time, looked at the women and said, "Did you hear it, did you hear it, Sister Lan, Sister Ding, Sister Liu, Gao Ji scolded Tian Ji, you have to testify to me, Comrade Gao Fei of the Qingyang County Party Committee is here, and he insulted Comrade Tian Fengshan of the Qingzhou Prefectural Party Committee in public." ”

All the women laughed together, and Gao Fei also laughed for a while, took Chang Ning's hand and said:

"Little young master, Tian Ji summoned Commissioner Mu, Zheng Fuji, Minister Xiao and Liu Ji at that time to call you, and he was ready to apologize to you collectively."

Chang Ning asked rhetorically, "And then?" ”

Gao Fei was stunned and said, "Then what's the matter?" A phone call is not enough, do you want them to apologize to you in person? Is it just a mistake on the part of the staff of the organization department, and you still have to outline the line? ”

Chang Ning asked: "Comrade Gao Fei, what do you use to prove that this is an unintentional work mistake?" ”

"There's no way to prove it."

Chang Ning asked again: "So, my current identity is still a student of this provincial party school training class?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

"Well, you don't say goodbye, it should still be now."

Chang Ning continued to ask: "Gao Ji, this kind of party school study is to be recorded in the file, the two hundred and twenty-seven students in this training class, including me, are all people who are considered to have made mistakes and need to be honestly reviewed, do you know what it means to put such a record into my file?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

"The organization will explain it specifically for you in the file."

Chang Ning couldn't help but take a sip again, "Phew, this so-called organization, first framed his comrades, and then thought about it with an apology, and finally insisted on leaving a record in the file, such an organization, do you think I would believe it?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

"And what else do you want? You say, I can tell Tian Ji. ”

"I don't know, I'm still a sinful person, and I'm not qualified to make any demands on the organization." Chang Ning shrugged his shoulders and continued, "Gao Ji, your people's congress has ended, and I continue to be hung by you, do you think I don't know, tell you, and please tell those officials in Qingzhou, fuck it, I will not receive your salary from today onwards, I will no longer pretend to be a grandson, I will be their uncle." ”

"You," Gao Fei glanced helplessly, "are you going to let me reply to Tian Ji like this?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

Chang Ning Zhengse said: "Of course, you tell the truth, I don't want to be hung up like you like this, it's better to be an ordinary person at ease, this problem, I have thoroughly figured it out in the past few days, so, my current identity is an ordinary person, since ancient times, it has been difficult for the officials and the people to feast together, since ancient times, it has been difficult for the officials and the people to go together, I don't participate in the work of your government to receive Mr. Fan, our whole family welcomes the return of relatives from afar, and it is about your government." ”

Gao Fei smiled bitterly, pointed to the telephone and asked, "Then you can get the phone on, this is always okay?" ”

"Hehe," Chang Ning laughed evilly, "In order to save money, we ordinary people dialed the phone line, didn't we violate the laws of the country?" ”

Gao Fei stood up, raised his wrist to look at his watch and said, "You donkey, I don't have time to talk to you, I still have to go to Qingzhou to continue the meeting." ”

A woman sends a woman, Chang Ning is too lazy to get up, the little master sends a woman, is it a joke.

Seeing that Ding Ying was also back, Dang Ningqi said, "Sister Ding, aren't you going to the meeting?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

"Gao Fei is the Standing Committee of the Prefectural Party Committee," Ding Ying said with a wry smile after sitting down, "Now the leaders of the Prefectural Party Committee are worried, seeing your grandfather, how to explain to his old man that his own grandson is an official of the XX Party, how can he be in front of him, Gao Fei didn't tell you, Minister Wang slapped the table and scolded the prefectural committee for this." ”

Chang Ning smiled, "Interesting, so interesting, three sisters, the little master is hungry, go cook, let's be happy after eating." ”