I stood up and spread my hands, like an ancient general, wanting to have a domineering bull fork momentum, but I was directly despised by Xiao Zheng.

"Come on, come on, don't show anything domineering, you really can't see it like this," Xiao Zheng smiled and said to me, "It's not good for you to pretend like this, some awesome people naturally exude it." ”

I sat down again, really, don't I have the momentum of that domineering bull fork? Well, there must be something wrong with Xiao Zheng's eyes, many girls are impressed with me when they are with me, and now Xiao Zheng doesn't seem to believe me.

"If I see that Sister Jia Zhen's boyfriend, I will scold him severely." Xiao Zheng said indignantly, "Let Sister Jia Zhen be so unhappy, come on, tell you so much, you won't know anything, you are just a child." ”

"What?" I glared. "I'm a child?"

"What are you not a child, how old are you, dare you say that you are eighteen years old? You are not an adult. Xiao Zheng came to such a sentence.

I didn't know what to refute for a moment, and then said with a dry laugh; "Well, I'm not eighteen years old, but I'm almost there, let me tell you, I'm still a student recruited by Fudan University." Can this be compared? It has to be!

"You?" Sure enough, Xiao Zheng immediately screamed when he heard my words, with a shocked face, "Brag." ”

"You don't believe me?" I snorted, grandma is a bear, don't I have any shock?

"Okay, then what kind of major do you say, a college friend of mine is the director in it," Xiao Zheng said, "I see if you are bragging." ”

I was speechless in an instant, this, my dad didn't seem to say it, what kind of major am I, I was asked to go to Fudan to report first, and now Xiao Zheng asked it, it seems to be a little depressed.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Xiao Zheng taught me a lesson; "Be humble, tell the truth, you know? It's not good for you to do this, otherwise, you will have social problems in the future, especially some large enterprises, and you have to pay attention to character. ‘

I nodded and said solemnly; "Yes, yes, you're right."

I took it, I really did; "Well, I'll go to the bathroom first."

"Do you know where? I'll take you. ”

"No, no, I know where." I said that I felt a little pressured to talk to Sister Xiao Zheng together, because she was too fierce, because she seemed to think that I was a bad boy and liked to brag.

Everyone knows that I am a very humble person, and in front of Sister Xiao Zheng, I seem to have become a braggart person.

After I went out, I found a beautiful woman and asked where the bathroom was, and then whistled over, I have to say, the beauty here is of very high quality, very eye-catching, no wonder Brother Meng likes to work here so much, and often runs here to pick up girls when there is nothing to do.

For this kind of behavior, I must give a good whipping, as soon as I walked into the bathroom door, two people came out, I looked, grass, such a coincidence, these two bodyguards are Deng Fei's people.

The two of them were also a little surprised to see me, and then one of them said; "Boy, we all told you to leave just now, and you still dare to come up, you are looking for death."

"Two, I'm really here to go to the bathroom." I said helplessly, "Excuse me." ”

"Stop. One of the bodyguards held me down on the shoulder and prevented me from entering. "Phineas is inside, you have to wait."

I said; "You're okay, I'm going to go to the toilet and I'm going to queue up, is this his house? It's not so overbearing. ”

"You're a journalist." The bodyguard glared at me and said, "You'd better get out of here, or I'll kill you." ”

I smiled and said; "I want to pee, it's such a simple thing, you don't let it, it's not good."

"Get out." The other bodyguard was also annoyed when he saw that I was not scared at all.

"This is not Deng Fei's place, and besides, when you go to the toilet, you have to seal it, which is simply too pretentious." My shoulders shook a little, and then the bodyguard who was holding my shoulder stepped back as if he had been electrocuted, and the other bodyguard looked at me with some confusion.

"your grandma." I punched this guy with a fist, and his body flew straight into the bathroom, and another bodyguard hit me in the nose with a sharp fist, and I smiled, without any dodging, kicked him in the stomach, and flew into the bathroom.

Then I walked in slowly.

Deng Fei was booing inside, and when he saw the two bodyguards flying in and falling to the ground with a painful expression, he was very depressed and angry, who dared his bodyguards, or in this place, didn't know that he Uncle Deng Fei was peeing?

When he saw me come in, Deng Fei looked at me fiercely, "It's you, hehe, it's really kind, even my people dare to fight." "But it's also very surprising that I'm such a stinky boy, like a high school student, and I'm so hung by force.

"Hehe, yo, isn't this Deng Fei?" I laughed, and said in a deliberately surprised tone; "I really didn't expect you to pee here, but you don't want to pee, you don't let others in, what do you mean."

Deng Fei looked at me with a sneer; "What do you mean, what do you need to explain to you, do you know what this place is? How many lives do you have for how many lives do you dare to make trouble here? ”

I smiled, paralyzed, and said with a face that it was really a place, this is Lao Tzu's place.

"Mr. Deng, I think you have a bit of a problem with being a person." I said seriously, "You can't let people in because you pee, right?" ”

Deng Fei looked at me: "You beat my bodyguard, you can do it." ”

"Do you want to do it?" I laughed. "Do you want me to apologize and pay for the medicine? Think a little bit more. ”

Deng Fei said; "You wait for the lawyer's letter."

"Lawyer's wool." I pointed to his nose, "I'm going to pee now." ”

Deng Fei looked at me coldly: "It seems that you are a reporter who is really bold enough, dare to speak to me like this, I will ban you." ”

I said, "Block me? ”

I laughed, can this be there?

"Wait." Deng Fei pointed at me and told the two bodyguards who were lying in the place to stand up.

The two trembled and stood up, so I didn't use much strength just now, or lie on the hospital bed for half my life.

Deng Fei led the two bodyguards out.

I whistled and peed.

Two minutes later, I walked out of the bathroom.

"It's this kid who actually beat my bodyguard."

As soon as I came out, I saw Deng Fei coming with a few of the company's security guards to take me down.

I smiled, looking for someone to take revenge so soon?

That's not right, I should be revenge.

"Guys, you judge, I came up to pee, but his bodyguards stopped me, do you think it makes sense?"

The company's security didn't take my words seriously.

Besides, Deng Fei may be an artist in this company.

So the security guards are all trying to curry favor with him.

"What's going on here?"

Soon, a familiar voice sounded.

I looked back and immediately squinted and laughed.

Well, my sister Jia Zhen is here, and she is still following Xiao Zheng.

Xiao Zheng's face was also a little depressed.

I didn't expect me to pee and make trouble.

Jia Zhen's figure is getting plump and plump,.

Well, it doesn't seem to be very good, and it doesn't seem to be satisfied.

Well, I'm going to satisfy her.

After all, she is a woman of thirty.

This, I have the obligation and responsibility to do so.

Where did Brother Meng go?

"Little San, you come to the bathroom, why did you have a conflict with Mr. Deng."

Xiao Zheng came up and said to me.

"Apologize first, Mr. Deng is a very generous person."

Xiao Zheng thinks this is for my good, besides, the other party Deng Fei is a very good artist.

It's also for the sake of the dish I'm thinking about.

I smiled and said; "Sister Xiao Zheng, this can't be done, he won't let me pee, I beat his bodyguard, is there anything wrong with this? Do I have to wait for him to finish peeing, and then I'll go in, it's too domineering. ”