"Okay, young man, I haven't eaten in three days." A man dressed in tatters like Hanako walked up to me and looked at me with pleading eyes, as if he had been abandoned by the whole world.

I looked at his fingers and smiled: "Okay, I just came to Shenyang to play, and it can be regarded as opening for you." ”

I took out my wallet and handed him a hundred; "Take the money and go to dinner."

The man's eyes were greedy when he saw the money in my wallet.

"Thank you, thank you, good people have a safe life." The man kept nodding at me.

I said, "Well, you can go." ”

After the man left, I sent a message to Brother Meng and Tang Yijia, saying that I would go out for a walk and come back in a while, just call me if there is anything.

The bus is coming.

The car stopped, I took out the coins and got into the car.

There were still quite a lot of people in the car, and it was time to get off work.

I glanced behind me and there was no seat left, so I had to walk to the back.

A couple of more men came up.

The public car starts.

Stop and go along the way.

After a station, a few people came up, including aunts and uncles.

There were more people in the car, people were crowded, and I heard that I would give up, let go.

I was scrolling through Weibo with my mobile phone, watching entertainment news, and after a few minutes, I felt a little abnormal movement in my pocket, and my eyes glanced at a young man standing beside me, with his head held high, looking like he was whistling.

"Big brother, why don't you sit here, it's quite tiring to see you go to work." At this time, a girl with a ponytail who was originally sitting, stood up and smiled at me.

I narrowed my eyes and smiled; "No, no, sit down, girl."

This girl kept giving me a look, and said a little anxiously; "Big brother, you should sit down, it's almost the New Year, pay attention to anti-theft."

I say; "I know, I know, you sit, you sit, don't be polite to me, I'm here to travel."

My sister almost let out a breath at me, she couldn't hear such obvious words, she scolded me Shinji in her heart, and the two people near me were obviously thieves, and she saw a young man holding a clip and putting it in my pocket.

However, she didn't dare to call it out directly, but she was also afraid of the thief's retaliation, this is not a joke, last month was also a bus, a person acted bravely, but after this person went down, he was stabbed by the thief's accomplice, and his life was picked up, but the person is still in the hospital.

She could only use this way to remind me to pay attention to the thieves around me, but I didn't expect me to be so careless and paralyzed. I can only stare dryly.

The next one was coming soon.

The car pulled over.

The two thieves happily got out of the car.

"You, your wallet has been stolen, call the police." When the ponytail girl saw the thief getting out of the car, she immediately said to me.

"Don't call the police, I'll go down and ask for it." I said with a smile, also getting off quickly.

"Hey, you're too bold." This girl is actually a warm-hearted person, and she actually got out of the car with me, and took out her mobile phone to call the police while getting out of the car.

"Hey, the first two, wait a minute." I called the two young men who were going to go ahead.

The two young thieves hesitated, but finally stopped and turned to look at me: "Dude, what's the matter?" ”

"Give me your wallet." I laughed, "You said that the first time I came to play with you, I made this thing, it's not good." ”

"You're sick, who knows what you're talking about, what wallets don't have wallets."

"Grass."

The two young men were also bold, and they didn't mean to be afraid of me at all.

I said; "Didn't a guy named Hanako call you to come and steal my wallet?"

The two thieves looked at me in shock, thinking I was a police officer.

In fact, someone really told them to come and follow me and steal my wallet. It's just how do I know? This made the two of them depressed, and I didn't look like a policeman.

"I give him money, it's not that I feel sorry for him, I'm happy, I'll give him money, but it doesn't mean that you can take my wallet." I said seriously, "Before you take my wallet, shouldn't you look at the ID card in my wallet?" ”

"You're sick."

"Whoever stole your wallet, you talk nonsense again, I'll kill you." A thief seems to think that I am not an ordinary person, and if I were an ordinary person, I would have been frightened, how can anyone smile like me.

"Let's go."

I was about to follow when the pony-tailed girl said to me; "Big brother, don't keep up, the police will be here soon."

"You called the police;

"That's right, call the police, leave this kind of thing to the police." The girl said.

It looks like I'm wearing a hat and sunglasses, and this girl doesn't recognize me.

I looked at the two thieves who quickly disappeared from my sight and smiled.

"What are you laughing at?" The ponytail girl thought I was weird.

"They have my wallet, and I'm afraid I'll send it back later."

"I'll send it back to you," the pony-tailed girl rolled her eyes. "You think too much, or watch too many movies."

Soon, a police car came.

Two policemen came down, and the ponytail girl immediately went over to tell me what had happened, and the police also called me over to ask questions.

"Lad, take off your sunglasses." A police officer said.

"You're a bit weird, your wallet was stolen, and you're not in a hurry at all." The other policeman thought I was weird.

"You want to see my face, okay, let's go over there, I'll show you." I walked to the other side.

a police officer; "What is this kid doing?"

"I don't know, the gods are chattering, it's not from mental illness."

The ponytail girl said; "Probably not, he speaks normally or something, but his personality is a little strange, and he seems to be very calm. ”

"Don't be a terrorist."

The two policemen told the girl to stay where she was, and then came over a little vigilantly.

"You seem to be a little nervous, didn't you say you wanted to see my face? I'll show you. I laughed.

I took off my sunglasses.

A very ordinary-looking face.

This was the first impression of the two policemen.

However, it felt like I had seen it somewhere.

It's so familiar, I can't remember it for a while.

"My name is Chen San." I say.

When the two policemen heard my name, they were instantly stunned.

The expressions of the two people were also extremely shocked.

I put on my sunglasses again.

"Now, do you think I'm pretending?"

The two policemen shook their heads.

Almost peed my pants.

"My wallet was stolen, now I will tell you solemnly, I hope you can help me find it." I said, "If you can't handle it, you can talk to your boss about it, is there a problem?" ”

"No, no problem."

"You, you are really Chen San."

"What do you say?"

"Oh, you're a big guy." A policeman was always excited, "You, why are you here?" ”

"Come here for a business show." I say.

"My son likes you very much, can you sign for my son?"

"I, my wife likes you very much, and my whole family likes you."

I say; "Okay, I know, you all want me to sign and take a pen."

A policeman immediately took a pen.

I signed them one by one, and said; "Now, can you help me get my wallet back?"

"I'll tell our boss right away." The policeman said, "Those thieves are just disgusting." ”

A policeman took out his mobile phone, although it was time to get off work, although the director must be playing cards now, but this matter is very big, a celebrity in the entertainment industry wallet was stolen, which is troublesome.

"Director." The policeman said, "I have something to report." ”

"What time is it, it's time to get off work, I'm playing cards, let's talk about it tomorrow morning." The director said impatiently.

"Director, it's a big deal, we just received a call from the police, saying that someone lost their wallet."

Before the subordinate finished speaking, the director scolded; "Don't imitate me for this kind of thing, are you idle eggs hurt, no one steals the wallet one day, we have limited energy."

"No, director, the person who stole the wallet is called Chen San." Said the policeman.

"What's it called? You say it again; ”

"Chen San."

The sound of the hammer over there, mahjong falling to the ground.