910 was stung by a bee
"How can you double cultivate while standing?" Ji Fengjiao said shyly.
"Hehe, you hold the tree with both hands, and I stand behind you, this is flying with wings!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"You can figure it out!" Ji Fengjiao said shyly.
In addition to the cries of birds and insects, there is also the call of a woman, intermittently, like the chirping of a oriole.
I don't know how long it took to say that Ji Fengjiao screamed like a deflated ball and slumped on the ground, "Fengjiao, your scream just now is so good!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"You are necrotic, you are all the victims, and you have to laugh at others!" Ji Fengjiao glared at Jiang Fan, and slapped Jiang Fan's shoulder weakly.
Suddenly, Jiang Fan heard Xi Suosuo's voice, "Someone is coming, get dressed quickly!" Jiang Fan whispered.
Ji Fengjiao hurriedly sorted out her clothes, and she also heard a voice in the distance, "Is it a human or an animal?" Ji Fengjiao said in surprise.
Jiang Fan opened the Tianyan Acupoint to take a look and saw that a man and a woman were walking here, Jiang Fan knew those two, both of whom were the masters of the Tiankui Sect.
"It's the Golden Gate Lord and the Pan Gate Lord!" Jiang Fan said softly.
"It's them, what are they doing here?" Ji Fengjiao was surprised.
"Hehe, aren't they coming here for double cultivation!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
"What nonsense, they won't!" Ji Fengjiao glanced at Jiang Fan.
"Let's hide first, don't let them find out, and see what they want to do." Jiang Fan immediately hugged Ji Fengjiao, performed the gecko swimming wall technique, climbed to a big tree in the blink of an eye, and found a branch to sit down.
The Golden Gate Lord and the Pan Gate Lord arrived under the big tree, and the Golden Gate Lord looked around for a while, "It's here, no one will definitely come, we can have a good time!" Mimi, the main color of the Golden Gate, smiled.
"Let's go in a little more, will anyone come, and what if my cry is heard?" Master Pan said worriedly.
"Yulian, don't worry, call as much as you want, no one will hear it, the louder you scream, the crazier I am!." The Golden Gate Lord laughed, and he began to disarm himself, and soon only his pants were left.
Master Pan looked around nervously, "Yulian, why don't you loosen your clothes, hurry up, hurry up, wait for Elder Zhong to call us somewhere to find gold when I don't know how to go!" The Golden Gate Lord urged, and he reached over and began to disarm the Pan Sect Lord.
After a while, the two of them were moving under the tree, and after a while, the master of Pan Men screamed, and the cry was so terrifying that it was like a hen laying eggs.
Jiang Fan immediately burst out of the bad water, and said with a smile: "Feng Jiao, you hold it firm, I'll go down and trick them." ”
Jiang Fan immediately used the illusion technique and turned into a little bee, hum! Flew down. The little bee flew to the Golden Gate Lord's ass and stung it fiercely, and the Golden Gate Lord's "Ah! He hurriedly turned around and saw the bee, "Damn, I was stung by a bee!" "The Lord of the Golden Gate stretched out his hand and went to hunt the bees.
The little bee immediately dodged the hand of the Golden Gate Master, suddenly swooped down, and stung the crotch of the Golden Gate Post fiercely.
"Ahh The Golden Gate Lord covered his crotch with both hands and screamed, and the bird instantly swollen.
The Pan Sect Master on the side immediately exclaimed, "Oh, it's so big, it's great!" Give it to me! ”
"it, it's all swollen like this!" The Golden Gate Lord said angrily.
Ji Fengjiao on the tree couldn't help laughing, "There seems to be some monster sound, let's go quickly!" The Lord of the Golden Gate looked around and went to fetch the clothes on the ground in a panic.
"Where's my clothes, why are they?" The Golden Gate Lord exclaimed.
"Oops, my clothes are gone! Oh my! What to do! Pan Men Lord exclaimed.
The two looked around in panic, and suddenly a voice came from a distance: "Hey, there seem to be two people there without clothes!" ”
This frightened the Golden Gate Lord and the Pan Gate Master into the woods in a panic, Jiang Fan immediately showed his original form, and couldn't help but laugh.
Ji Fengjiao jumped off the tree, glared at Jiang Fan, and said with a smile: "You are really necrotic, where did you hide their clothes?" ”
Jiang Fan pointed to the back of the big tree and said, "Their clothes are behind the tree!" ”
"The Golden Gate Lord and the Pan Gate Lord were killed by you, how can they return to the Tiankui Sect like this!" Ji Fengjiao shook her head and said.
"Hehe, they must return to the Tiankui Sect at night, only at night will they not be discovered by everyone!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
When the sun went down, Jiang Fan and Ji Fengjiao returned to the headquarters of the Tiankui Sect, and at this time, everyone basically came back, only Elder Zhong, the Golden Gate Master, and the Pan Sect Master did not come back.
When it was dark, Elder Zhong came back in despair, with sorrow on his face, obviously much older. He searched almost the entire vicinity of the Valley of Babel, as long as there were caves and tree holes, he searched them all, and he found no trace of gold at all.
In the evening, Jiang Fan went to Fengjia Pavilion, he planned to take Yu Jingya, and when he arrived at Fengjia Pavilion, he found Elder Zhong sitting under the Fengjia Pavilion, begging the sect leader's wife to borrow the original light mirror to use.
"Damn, this old miscellaneous hair is in the way here, it seems that the residual information in the casting room must be eliminated, otherwise the sect leader will come back tomorrow and find out that I did it with a photo of the original light mirror." Jiang Fan said secretly.
So Jiang Fan went to the casting room to eliminate the remaining information, and then returned to the Fengjia Pavilion and quietly entered the Fengjia Pavilion from underground. Jiang Fan went upstairs, Yu Jingya and Xiaojuan were in the living room, and Yu Jingya was wandering back and forth with a frown.
"This Elder Zhong is so hateful, he is still messing around here at such a late hour!" Yu Jingya shook her head and said.
"Madam, why don't Xiao Juan go and drive Elder Zhong away!" Xiaojuan said.
Yu Jingya shook her head and said: "Elder Zhong is now in a hurry to go to the doctor, his only hope is on the original light mirror, as long as the sect leader comes tomorrow, he can't find the gold, he will be severely punished by the sect leader!" So he's not going to go. ”
"What then? Do you just let him mess around like this? Xiaojuan said.
"Hey, I can't help it, the sect leader is not here, and I have no right to kill him, so I can only let him be!" Yu Jingya shook her head helplessly, because the Tiankui Sect stipulates that the life and death rights of the backbone of the Tiankui Sect above the Dharma Protector can only be decided by the sect leader, and no one else can make a full decision.
"I see, you can lend the original light mirror to Elder Zhong!" Jiang Fan suddenly appeared in the living room.
"You're here! Xiaojuan, you go out first, I have something important to discuss with the Lord of the Yellow Gate. Yu Jingya smiled.
"Yes, ma'am." Xiao Juan immediately walked out of the living room.
"You asked me to lend the original light mirror to Elder Zhong, you are not afraid that he will find out that you stole the gold!" Yu Jingya whispered.
"Hehe, I went to the foundry room just now to eliminate that information, and he can't see it at all with the primordial mirror!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
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