Chapter 455: You're Kidding Me

After Xue Dongnan went upstairs, he didn't think about the two security guards, after all, the deputy Dong said that he wanted to see blood, so the fate of the two security guards would not be much better in the end.

The secretary took Xue Dongnan to the president's office, but to his surprise, Coke didn't seem to come to work today, and the office was empty.

"She didn't come?" Xue Dongnan turned his head and asked the secretary.

The secretary shook his head and said, "I didn't see the president come over early this morning, maybe I was late, or I was late to come over." ”

"I see, you go get busy, I'll give her a call." Xue Dongnan said.

The secretary nodded, turned and went out, closing the door casually.

Xue Dongnan sat on the president's throne casually, he crossed his legs on the table, picked up the landline, and dialed Coke.

After a few beeps, the phone was connected, and there was a mentally handicapped laughter: "Hey, I'm a baby, what's the matter?" ”

"Mentally retarded, why didn't Coke come to work." Xue Dongnan asked.

"It turned out to be a poor brother-in-law."

The mentally handicapped laughed and asked, "Poor brother-in-law, why are you in the company, do you have a crush on the secretary sister next to Sister Coke?" ”

"you."

Xue Dongnan said angrily: "Tell me what Coke is doing, I have something urgent to find her." ”

"Poor brother-in-law, you are such an idiot, what time is it today?"

"What's the number?"

Xue Dongnan glanced up at the wall calendar, and found that this wall calendar was actually a photo of Coke himself, and a few circles were drawn on the days in the middle, and today happened to be the first red circle day.

"Menstrual period?" Xue Dongnan asked subconsciously.

"I know and ask, now Sister Cola is lying upstairs with a stomachache, poor brother-in-law, come over quickly, our two weak women urgently need your care."

"Okay, I'll be over in a moment."

Xue Dongnan hung up the phone directly, and Coke was not in the company for a long time, so why is he wasting time here.

Dangdang.

Someone knocked outside, and then the secretary came in and said, "Mr. Xue, the deputy director is looking for you." ”

"Let him in." Xue Dongnan said.

"I'm coming......"

Vice Dong walked in with a smile on his face, Xue Dongnan saw him holding a bloody handkerchief in his hand, and asked suspiciously, "What are you doing, vomiting blood?" ”

"Mr. Xue, you misunderstood, this is the blood of that Hu Laosan, I broke their hands and feet, and they have been driven away, do you think you are still satisfied?"

Hearing this, Xue Dongnan didn't doubt it in his heart, anyway, it would not be a pity for someone like Hu Laosan to die, and there would be one less scourge if he died.

"Coke doesn't go to work today, you will preside over the overall situation, I will leave beforehand."

Xue Dongnan got up and stood up and walked straight out of the office.

After Xue Dongnan left, Deputy Dong snorted coldly, and casually threw the bloody handkerchief into the trash, and there were a few teeth in it, which were naturally not Hu Laosan's, but that of Director Li.

Xue Dongnan also thought that Hu Laosan had been retributed, so he didn't confirm it, and after leaving the company, he went directly to find Coke.

Half an hour later, Xue Dongnan appeared at the door of the Coke Villa, and after pressing the doorbell, the mentally handicapped laughter came: "Poor brother-in-law, wait a minute, I'll open the door immediately." ”

When the words fell, there was a sound of kicking downstairs from the intercom, and after a while, the iron door opened automatically with a bang.

The mentally handicapped also ran out of the living room, standing in front of the door and shouting excitedly: "Poor brother-in-law, come here, I've been waiting for you for a long time." ”

"I'm here, why are you so excited." Xue Dongnan asked.

The mentally handicapped grabbed Xue Dongnan's hand and said with a smile: "Because you are here, there will be someone who can take care of the baby, and the baby finally doesn't have to cook." ”

"Baby, you let me in......" The sound of Coke came from the kitchen, and the baby playfully stuck out his tongue and ran into the kitchen with his slippers.

Xue Dongnan stomped his feet at the door and got rid of all the snowflakes on his body, and at this time, Coke's angry voice came from the kitchen: "Baby, how can you look like this, you come over for me......"

"Oh, Sister Coke, don't bully the baby......"

Xue Dongnan didn't know what was going on in the kitchen, so he walked over curiously, and after entering the kitchen, he saw Coke chasing the mentally handicapped, and he subconsciously asked, "Coke, why are you playing the mentally handicapped." ”

"Poor brother-in-law saves ......"

The mentally handicapped exclaimed, she went around the table to avoid Coke's pursuit, and said, "Poor brother-in-law, help me quickly, Sister Coke, she is crazy." ”

Barking.

A teddy dog rushed down from the upstairs and began to yell at Xue Dongnan, Cola gritted his teeth and waved his rolling pin, and said, "Baby, why are you so disobedient, how did Sister Cola teach you before!" ”

"People are wrong, don't you be angry......" The mentally handicapped began to be coquettish.

"Whose dog is this?"

Xue Dongnan picked up Teddy casually, but he didn't expect the little dog to struggle a few times, jumped directly from his arms, and then hid beside the mentally handicapped leg and barked at him.

"Nini, don't bark, he's my poor brother-in-law......" The retarded picked up Teddy, and the puppy immediately stopped barking.

Xue Dongnan rolled his eyes.

At this time, he saw that there was a delicious snack on the table, so he couldn't help but pick it up and eat a piece, and said, "Who made this dim sum, you made Coke?" ”

The corners of Coke's mouth twitched, and he looked at him with a strange expression, and said, "Baby, I told you not to put pastries and other things on the table before, and your Nini has eaten several bites." ”

Burst!

Xue Dongnan spit out all the cakes he ate in his mouth, he looked at Coke with a stunned expression, and after a while, Xue Dongnan put down the cake, he took the rolling pin from Coke's hand, and said through gritted teeth; "Coke, take a break, let me kill this retarded mind!"

"Ahh The mentally handicapped exclaimed, hugged the dog and ran away, Xue Dongnan immediately chased him out, and shouted: "The mentally handicapped, you pit me, let me eat what the dog has eaten, you stand and I promise not to beat you!" ”

Peal pedal, pedal, pedal.

The mentally handicapped hurriedly ran upstairs and shouted: "Poor brother-in-law, don't be angry, the baby didn't mean it, my Nini didn't steal ......"

Barking.

The dog also began to yell at Xue Dongnan, and then the mentally handicapped rushed into the bedroom, Xue Dongnan kicked the door of the bedroom open, and the mentally handicapped hid in the corner of the bed in fear, and said very aggrievedly: "Poor brother-in-law, don't hurt Nini, if you want to hurt, hurt me, the baby is young, and he can play for several years......

After Xue Dongnan heard this, the corners of his mouth twitched fiercely, he put down the rolling pin, and said: "Damn, mentally retarded, is your poor brother-in-law the kind of shameless person, forget it this time, next time you won't have such good luck!" ”

"Thank you, poor brother-in-law...... Nini, thank you poor brother-in-law. The mentally handicapped lifted Teddy up, and the puppy yelled at Xue Dongnan a few times.

"It's really ......brainless," Xue Dongnan sighed, then turned around and went out.

After going downstairs, Xue Dongnan returned the rolling pin to Coke, Coke washed his hands, and continued to be busy again, Xue Dongnan found a place to lean on at random, and asked: "Aren't you in your menstrual period today, why do you still get up to cook, how good is it to order takeout." ”

Cola squinted at him and said, "Who said that you can't move during your menstrual period, I'm going to be hungry if I don't cook, is takeout something that people eat, and if you count on the baby, I'll starve to death!" ”

Xue Dongnan pursed his lips, then he went to wash his hands, came over and took the rolling pin, and said, "You go and boil the water, and I'll do the rest." ”

"You know how to cook?" Cola was surprised.

Xue Dongnan said disdainfully; "Isn't that nonsense, of course I'll cook, you go while it's cool, and I'll do the rest."

Coke nodded, but her eyes were still full of incredulity, because in her impression, Xue Dongnan has always been a young man in society who does not learn and has no skills, and this kind of person can cook is really a hell.

After Xue Dongnan put on his waist, he picked up the color plate and cut the tomatoes, although he hadn't cooked for a long time, but after cutting a few dishes, he quickly found his senses.

After seeing Xue Dongnan's speed of cutting vegetables so fast and so accurate, Cole's mouth grew up, his eyes widened, and his face was incredible.

Xue Dongnan turned on the range hood, washed the frying pot, and started to fry directly, Coke was stunned when he looked behind him, thinking that this is really fake, Xue Dongnan actually knows how to cook?

More than ten minutes later, the first plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes was ready, and Coke originally thought that this would be the end, who would have thought that Xue Dongnan would have to boil soup, and it was also longan lotus seed porridge.

"I don't see it, if you have a little more money, you will really be a qualified boyfriend." Cola couldn't help but say.

Xue Dongnan smiled: "When my father's money comes back, I have hundreds of billions to spend, but I won't look for you if there are hundreds of billions, because I only like one person at the beginning of my family, haha." ”

"Think beautifully, if you really have hundreds of billions, I will be shameless to stick to you."

After Cola rolled her eyes, she went out with the food, and the mentally handicapped Nini with her was sitting in the living room watching TV, she saw Sister Cola coming out with the food, and was surprised: "This dish is made by the poor brother-in-law?" ”

"Yes, you taste it and see if it's poisonous." Cola laughed.

The baby immediately ran over, picked up the chopsticks and took a bite, and said with a smile: "It tastes very good, Sister Coke, you can taste it." ”

"Is it really that delicious?"

Cola frowned, she also picked up the chopsticks and put the egg in her mouth, and the next second, she squirted out with a poof.

"Ahem...... Salty to me. Cola hurriedly picked up the water cup and drank a large sip of water, and said with a wicked smile: "Sister Coke, you have been fooled, haha." ”

"Damn, something happened!"

Xue Dongnan's exclamation suddenly sounded in the kitchen, Coke hurriedly ran in to check, only to see the fire in the kitchen, Xue Dongnan rushed out with a gray face, and shouted: "Call the fire department quickly, it's on fire!" ”