023 Kill pigs

"What, you want 1.5 million yuan, are you crazy or my ears are broken!" Mike Harris exclaimed.

"I'm not crazy, your ears are not broken, I only need 1.5 million yuan!" Jiang Fan scholar Mike Harris said in a half-baked place.

"The price you ask for is too high, no, you treat me as a cash cow and slaughter me as a pig, this is killing pigs!" Mike Harris has been here for more than five years, and can be said to be half-local, sometimes using slang.

"Ha Luha, you're right, I'm just slaughtering you like a pig, if Nian thinks that your son's life is not worth one and a half million yuan, then forget it!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

"Oh, you're saying this weird disease is going to kill Dick?" Mike Harris was shocked, he had always thought the disease would not be fatal.

"The sickness in Dick's body is constantly growing, and in two years at most, the sickness will occupy Dick's whole body, and then Dick's whole body will stiffen and become a sculpture!" In fact, the illness did not develop so quickly, and it was difficult for Jiang Fan to deliberately intimidate Mike Harris.

"Oh,, brother, can you do it less, cheaper!" Mike Harris said euphemistically.

"NO, this is not a vegetable market, you can't lose a penny, otherwise you will wait to collect your son's body. You foreigners are too stingy, and you value money more than life! Jiang Fan shook his head and said.

"No, no, money is precious, and life is worth more! One and a half million yuan is one and a half million yuan, I will let you slaughter it! Mike Harris said helplessly.

"Hehe, gringo, you're very funny, you don't suffer, except for God in the whole world, only I can save your son!" Jiang Fan saw that Mike Harris was distressed, and his heart blossomed.

"Don't be verbose, you can treat my son quickly, how many days will it take to be cured?" Mike Harris said.

"It will be cured in ten minutes, you go and get a basin and a packet of salt." Jiang Fan said.

"Ten minutes? No injections or medicines? What do you want a basin and salt for? Mike Harris was confused.

"The people of the West are so wordy! No injections, no medicines, if you don't bring these things, you won't understand what you say! Jiang Fan said unhappily.

"Okay, I'll do it right away." Mike Harris saw Jiang Fan's displeasure and immediately went to the kitchen to find a basin and salt.

Soon Mike Harris found the basin and salt, "poured a packet of salt all into the basin and poured a bottle of boiling water. Jiang Fan commanded.

Mike Harris wanted to ask, but seeing Jiang Fan's impatient look, he immediately complied.

Mike Harris poured the salt into the basin, then into a bottle of boiling water, which was steaming.

"Stir the salt water well and let the salt dissolve thoroughly." Jiang Fan commanded.

Mike Harris was so angry, Jiang Fan just stood there pointing fingers and directing himself, he commanded others on weekdays, but he didn't expect to be commanded today.

But in order to cure his son Dick's illness, he had to swallow his anger and do it honestly.

After Mike Harris stirred and dissolved the salt in the basin, Jiang Fan asked Dick to sit on a square stool. Through the perspective of the eye of the sky, you can clearly see that Dick has a gray sickness the size of a small ball in his lungs, and a gray sickness the size of a ping-pong ball on the soles of his feet.

Jiang Fan silently recited the mantra of Maoshan to exorcise evil spirits: "The sky is ganggang, the earth is evil, the evil spirit leaves quickly, and the old man is as anxious as the law!" ”。

The palm of the left hand turned into a claw, and five white pillars of qi appeared on the five fingers, which could only be seen by those who were able to see the eyes of the sky. The five white qi pillars slowly entered Dick's body and met with the gray sick qi, and the gray sick qi immediately resisted the five white qi columns, but the defense failed, and the gray sick qi was caught by the five white qi columns.

Jiang Fan retracted his claws, grabbed out the gray sickness, silently recited the Maoshan exorcism spell, drew a few times on the gray sickness with the sword finger of his right hand, and then threw the gray sickness into the basin dissolved in salt water.

The basin immediately let out a "squeak!" Chirping! The gray sickness was dissolved by the salt water.

The gray sickness in Dick's lungs was cleared, and then the sickness in Dick's feet was cleared, and the gray sickness in the soles of his feet was quickly caught. Chirping! Voice.

Mike Harris and Dick were dumbfounded, only to see Jiang Fan grasping something in the air, I don't know what Lu Dao threw into the basin, and the basin actually made a sound, this is so weird, this is like a legendary wizard!

Jiang Fan cleared the sickness of Dick's left foot, and then cleared the sickness of Dick's right foot, and threw the sickness into the basin, making the same squeaking sound. After all the gray sickness qi on Dick's body was expelled, the lung points in Dick's lungs and the springs on the soles of his feet were all unobstructed, and Dick felt that his body had changed, and his originally weak body became stronger.

"Well, Dick's illness has been cured!" Jiang Fan smiled.

"That's it!?" Mike Harris couldn't believe it, no injections, no medicine, just a few scratches, his son's illness was cured!

"I want to test!" Mike Harris said.

"You test it." Jiang Fan smiled.

Mike Harris immediately turned on the CD player and played a piece of foreign country music, and as long as the music played on weekdays, Dick's muscles would stiffen all over his body. After the music was played, Dick didn't have anything to do, and Mike Harris asked Dick, "Dick, is there anything wrong with you?" Are the muscles getting stiff? ”

"It's really good, nothing at all!" Dick shrugged.

Mike Harris was still not at ease, so he went to the kitchen to find a fork and a small enamel basin, and hit the small enamel basin with a fork, making a clanging noise. Dick, who was sick, could not hear such noises, and as soon as he heard them, his muscles stiffened and he fell straight down.

Mike Harris banged for a few minutes, and Dick smiled, reached out to show that it was all right, and started a cowboy dance. In the end, Mike Harris had to admit that his son Dick's illness was really cured, and except for the night howling that could not be determined, the rest was indeed fine.

He looked at Jiang Fan puzzled, this person is also amazing, in order to treat Dick, he almost went to all the big hospitals, all the doctors didn't know what disease Dick was suffering from, and all the doctors were helpless. However, being cured by the kid in front of me after being caught a few times, this is too unbelievable!

"Don't look at it, Westerners! Pay fast! Jiang Fan urged.

"Oh, this, Dick is no longer in trouble, but will it relapse in the future? So I had to pay half upfront, and after a year Dick showed no signs of relapse, I paid the other half. Mike Harris said.

"Damn, you Westerners like to play tricks the most! This is absolutely not a no-go! If you don't put 1.5 million yuan on my card today, I'll immediately let your son's Dick disease go back to his original state! Take you down from the Houston Tower. Jiang Fan said coldly.

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