Boss Lu was scared to death on the spot, but Taishang Laojun didn't spare him like that.

I saw that as soon as Taishang Laojun waved his hand, Boss Lu's ghost was lifted in his hand.

"Where's the elixir of the poor path?"

"Who took away the elixir of the poor way?"

Boss Lu was so frightened that his soul was twisted and deformed, and he trembled.

"Immortal, I don't know! I don't know anything! ”

"You didn't have anything on you when you were brought here by the police!"

"Police?" Taishang Laojun heard a new term again, and couldn't help but wonder, it was difficult to accept, and he despised it in his heart, what the hell did this "policeman" come from?

Dare to touch the golden body of the poor road, it is simply looking for death!

Boss Lu trembled and said, "Immortals, those policemen are at the Chenjiagang Police Station, if you want to find your elixir, go over there and find them." ”

Taishang Laojun lowered his face and glared at Boss Lu.

admonished: "Reincarnate in the next life, do more good deeds and less bad deeds, otherwise, God has eyes and will not let you have a good end." ”

After saying this, Taishang Laojun threw Boss Lu's ghost under the underworld, and threw it to the Youdu Gate and entered the realm of the underworld.

Boss Lu entered the underworld and found that it was eerie and weird, wailing all over the field, there were people who were being cut bloody on Shangdao Mountain, and there were also people who were being fried in the oil pot, and they were immediately so frightened that their souls almost dispersed.

And Taishang Laojun waved his sleeves lightly and left the Chenjiagang Crematorium.

He went straight to the Chenjiagang Police Station.

Time was running out for him now, and he had to retrieve his thousand-year-old elixir before dawn.

If you can't find it, then you have to wait until the next time you go down to earth, and then you will have to look for it again.

One day in the sky, one year underground, the next time he goes down to the mortal world, I don't know how many years have passed in the mortal world, and his elixir may have been eaten and refined by people a long time ago and turned into dung.

So he had to find out the elixir before he joined up with Erlang God.

At this time, at the Chenjiagang Police Station, the police had already left work.

Only a few officers on duty are on duty here.

A light smoke fell, turning into Taishang Laojun.

He swaggered in with a whisk in hand.

Among these officers on duty, one happened to be the policeman who was in charge of transporting Taishang Laojun to the crematorium before.

When he saw Taishang Laojun swaggering over, he was immediately stunned, and then wiped his eyes, thinking that he had seen it wrong.

As a result, after wiping his eyes, he found that Taishang Laojun had already walked in front of him.

The policeman's uncle was startled and screamed "ah".

"Hell!"

Taishang Laojun saw the person in front of him screaming like this, and he didn't like it in his heart, he was an old immortal, even the Jade Emperor had to give a few thin faces, and this ordinary person in front of him actually regarded him as a low-level ghost?

I can't bear it!

"Poor Dao is Taishang Laojun, not a ghost!"

"Boy, during the day, did you send the golden body of the poor Dao to the crematorium? If you don't want to be punished, it's best to be honest! ”

The policeman immediately popped and fell to his knees.

"I know it's wrong, don't come to me, I didn't kill you!"

"If you want revenge, go find someone else!"

The police kowtowed in panic and didn't listen to Taishang Laojun at all.

Taishang Laojun was furious, "The poor road is Taishang Laojun!" Not a ghost! ”

As he spoke, he picked up the policeman as if he were picking up a large winter melon.

"Quickly summoned, who took away the elixir on Poor Dao's body!"

The police finally heard Taishang Laojun's words clearly this time, and hurriedly said:

"The elixir you are talking about, is it the pill in the bottle on your body?"

"That's right!"

The policeman smiled bitterly and shrunk his neck: "Those pills were thrown into the sewer by me, and now I estimate..."

"My mother! The elixir that was refined by thousands of years of hard work was thrown into the sewer by you fool! ”

"You're paralyzed!" Taishang Laojun exploded one after another, and he was so annoyed that he was about to explode.

As a result, he accidentally pinched the policeman and exploded.

There was a snap.

The policeman's body immediately turned into meat sauce.

It wasn't even too late to scream, so he died.

Taishang Laojun saw the meat foam on the ground, and then he came back to his senses, he was too excited just now.

"Sin, sin..."

Taishang Laojun felt guilty in his heart, he didn't want to kill anyone, but he was just excited for a while and couldn't control his emotions...

Now that the elixir has been thrown into the sewer, these elixirs melt when they encounter water, and it is probably basically impossible to find them back.

Taishang Laojun had no choice but to accept his fate, shook his head and sighed.

"Hey, it looks like it's supposed to be like this."

"That's it..."

Then he waved his hand and flew towards the seaside villa.

When Taishang Laojun came to the seaside villa, it was already sunrise.

At this time, in the vast sea in the east, a red sun rose, dyeing the entire sea surface red.

The clouds, the lonely boat, the petrel, the long whistle in the distance.

It creates a beautiful picture like a fairyland.

And the beach over there.

Seven big men were lying on the beach, clutching their big bellies, snoring, and falling asleep.

There were also a dozen empty beer bottles and half a roasted chicken wing that hadn't been eaten yet.

A big fat dog, like a dead pig, lying on the beach, with his tongue sticking out, drooling a lot, and getting a lot of sand.

"Erlang Zhenjun! The poor road is coming! ”

As soon as Taishang Laojun came here, he shouted.

However, after shouting several times, no one responded.

At this time, he saw the Seven Saints of Meishan sleeping like dead pigs on the beach, and a dead dog.

Taishang Laojun immediately disliked it.

What a attitude!

So he rushed over angrily and kicked at the howling dog.

The whistling dog, which was still asleep, immediately flew out like a leather ball.

fell to the ground, screamed a few times, hurriedly got up, bared his fangs, and wanted to kill the person who kicked it, but when he looked at it, he found that it was Taishang Laojun, and immediately clamped his tail and turned into a dog.

The Seven Saints of Meishan heard the screams of the Howling Sky Dog and woke up one after another.

When Erlang God opened his eyes, he saw Taishang Laojun with an iron-black face, immediately wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, and explained with a smile:

"Oh, Taishang Laojun, you're finally here!"

"My six brothers and I have been waiting for you here since four o'clock in the morning!"

"We all fell asleep!"

"Thank goodness! Now it's finally waiting for you! ”

The six friends of Meishan all smiled, and nodded their heads in agreement: "Yes, yes..."

The corners of Taishang Laojun's mouth twitched, and he said in his heart, are you fools to me?

You're just having an all-night barbecue by the sea!

I'm a mother!

However, Taishang Laojun still held back his temper and only said coldly:

"Then let's go to Heaven now!"

"The danger of the heavenly court is imminent!"

"Erlang Shenjun, this matter is not a child's play!"

"Please also ask Erlang Zhenjun to be solemn!"

Erlang God yawned and stretched his waist, "I know, I know, don't nag Lao Jun." ”

"Let's go to heaven now!"

As he spoke, he took two barbecue forks in his hand and flew into the sky.

Taishang Laojun immediately shouted: "Erlang Shenjun, you didn't even take your three-pointed two-edged spear!" How to deal with Liu Yifan! ”

Above the sky, Erlang's lazy voice came:

"Ah~ To deal with that mortal demon, I only need two barbecue forks."

……

(End of chapter)