Chapter 130: Door-to-door delivery (asking for subscriptions, asking for monthly passes)

Unwilling.

The more I look at it, the more unwilling I become.

As an enthusiast, Guan Xiaojie looked at those small squares, and his eyes were full of fire, so he bought another copy, and then went home and ordered someone to invite an old printer to find a way to remove those small squares.

"Guan Gongzi, this... This square is printed, and you can't see anything when you remove it. ”

The old craftsman looked at it for a while, and then said to Guan Xiaojie.

"Profiteers! Swindler! ”

Guan Xiaojie's fat face only trembled, and said: "That Guo Dan is really a complete profiteer." ”

The idler who was waiting beside him suddenly had an idea, and said: "Young master, in fact, we don't have to bother with this, the villain thinks that there must be an original painting on the side of the Three Musketeers, why not start from there." ”

Guan Xiaojie's eyes rolled and said, "That's right! I didn't think of it. ”

At this moment, another idle man ran in and said, "Young master, look what the villain bought for you." ”

He held a picture book in his hand.

Guan Xiaojie snorted: "I bought it a long time ago." ”

"Really?"

The idle man was suddenly depressed, and it seemed that the two pieces of silver could not be reimbursed, and he glanced at the album on the table again, and said in surprise: "Why are these two albums different?" ”

"What's different?"

"Young master, look."

The idle man opened the scroll in his hand, and then handed it to Guan Xiaojie.

Guan Xiaojie took it and took a look, only to see that there was a pair of dog men and women in the album, although there was no small square he hated, but there was a red curtain in the way, and it was hazy, he suddenly said indignantly: "Damn, that little boy didn't tell me that there are different ones in this issue of the album, why don't you go and buy it for me." ”

"Yes, yes, yes."

......

Spring full building.

"Sell flowers! Sell Flowers! ”

In a private room, a boy was having fun with a courtesan when a flower boy broke in.

The boy subconsciously wrapped his clothes tightly and scolded angrily: "Who let you in?" ”

The flower boy said with a smile: "Childe, do you want a flower to help the fun?" ”

The boy was stunned and said, "Flowers can also help fun?" ”

"Absolutely." The flower boy's eyes were rolling.

The boy said curiously: "I have never heard of this, so you can take it out and take a look." ”

The flower boy pulled out a picture book from the flower basket.

"Album?"

The boy brother was stunned for a moment, and then his eyes lit up, and he said in surprise: "The album of the Three Musketeers? ”

The boy who sold paintings said: "Childe is really good eyesight, this is the album of the Three Musketeers, but now it has been renamed as a single prostitute, and this is the latest album." ”

"The latest?"

"Well, because the single prostitute has a problem now, and the money can't be turned, so these albums are sold for only one or two silver, but the content inside is much more exciting than before."

"Really? Can I take a look first. ”

"Absolutely."

The flower boy handed over the album.

The boy hurriedly took the album, hurriedly opened it and looked at it, and immediately took a breath of cold air, his eyes flashed.

After a while, the flower boy smiled and said, "Childe, do you want it?" ”

A tael of silver was thrown into the flower basket accurately, and I heard the boy's voice hurry: "You go out quickly, you go out quickly." ”

......

Western suburbs, on the banks of the river.

I saw a dozen gorgeously dressed boys standing under a weeping willow tree, and they were fighting for something around a fishing boat.

"Ladies and gentlemen, be careful, don't fall into the water."

I saw a fisherman standing on the boat, looking at them worriedly.

"You talk a lot of nonsense, this is silver, bring the album quickly."

......

In the southern suburbs, I saw a group of rich children wearing riding boots and hanging hunting bows, standing in a lush woods, they had ignored the prey in the forest, and all gathered around a wine seller, each holding a picture album, looking straight at it.

"Wonderful! Wonderful! This album looks really exciting. ”

"It would be even better if it didn't have this little square."

"Are there any albums that sell wine that don't print these little squares?"

"Yes, yes, yes, is there any?"

"I'm sorry, but I don't."

"Huh? How is my album different from his? ”

"This is because it is now a big sale on the side of a single prostitute, so it is not a sale of one issue and one issue, but a sale of more than ten issues, and I have a total of three issues here."

"Really? Hehe, then give me a copy of each issue. ”

......

As Guo Dan said, the scolding of those scholars is undoubtedly the best publicity, and the scolding is so unsightly, so it must be bought and studied carefully, and then criticized Guo Dan together, and it means to make so many small squares.

Suddenly, the albums of single prostitutes were overwhelming.

Although it is secretly being sold, the sensational effect is far better than that of the original Three Musketeers.

Because the content in these albums is too exciting, in comparison, the previous albums are really kindergarten level, which seems to open another window for everyone, and it turns out that the albums can still be made like this.

The name of a single prostitute is really worthy of the name.

In just a few days, the name of the Three Musketeers became ancient, and everyone opened their mouths to be a single prostitute.

Many straight-through single-core sons worship Guo Dan as a god.

What a blessing for the crowd!

.....

East Pavilion.

"Are you going to continue to do nothing?"

Jiang Yinglan disregarded etiquette, rushed directly into the cabinet office, and slammed the two scrolls on the table, and the scrolls suddenly opened slowly.

"This..."

Just the tip of the iceberg made Wang Jiaping exclaim.

Shen Shixing frowned, bent over to pick up the scroll, only glanced at it, his face was suddenly full of embarrassment, and he asked Jiang Yinglan again: "You... Where did this album come from? ”

"Where did it come from?"

Jiang Yinglan gasped angrily: "This is the album that the single prostitute recently took out to sell, you look at what is painted on it, do you still plan to continue to cover it up?" ”

Wang Jiaping immediately said: "Please rest assured that Jiang is giving the matter, our cabinet will never sit idly by and ignore this matter, and we must bring that Guo Dan to justice." ”

Shen Shixing and others also nodded one after another, saying that they must strictly investigate to the end.

This album really wants his own life, and Rao is Shen Shixing is no longer willing to help the other party.

The signboard of the prostitute has already been openly provocative.

Now it's getting worse, this is just a slap in the face of the court, didn't you say I'm lewd, then I'll show you lewdness.

.....

Inside the Imperial City.

"Look at it, look at it, what are these paintings, if the court doesn't care about it, I'm afraid that the etiquette program established by the Ming Dynasty for more than 100 years will be destroyed in one fell swoop."

A minister holding a picture album is heartbroken.

Although the indecent places in the painting are covered by small squares, this cover is even more indecent, which is really unsightly!

Another minister said: "It's all to blame on those cabinet ministers, it is they who shield Guo Dan everywhere and connive at Guo Dan, which makes Guo Dan lawless, such as today, the people are probably laughing at us." ”

"Humph! If you want me to look at it, the cabinet can only be said to be an accomplice at most, and it is the celebrant and Dongchang who really protect Guo Dan. A minister scolded indignantly: "I don't understand why a group of eunuchs want to cover up this." ”

This has escalated to a life attack.

They scolded happily, but they didn't notice that some of the colleagues who scolded the most fiercely were getting quieter and quieter, their faces were getting redder, sweat was raining, and their eyes were full of panic and fear.

.....

In front of the south gate of the imperial city, I saw a minister hurriedly getting into the carriage, and just as he was about to leave, another minister caught up: "Qin Shaoqing, please stay." ”

The man in the car said quickly: "Get in the car and talk about it." ”

When the man got into the carriage, he said anxiously to Qin Shaoqing in the carriage: "This... What's going on here? ”

"I don't know for the time being." Qin Shaoqing said, his eyes showed a fierce light, and said: "We must quickly find out the culprit, otherwise, the other party will take out the original painting and sell it, and the consequences will be unimaginable." ”

......

Hung Yen Bo House.

"Master, this matter seems to be getting bigger and bigger." Xu Mao looked worried and said: "Guo Dan is simply asking for his own death, these albums alone are enough to convict him, but I'm afraid Your Majesty won't be able to protect him." ”

Xu Mengxi held the album and looked at it thoughtfully, as if he was not listening.

Xu Mao said again: "Master, in fact, the little young master has always been in Zhu Lizhi's mansion, but I am afraid that he is also involved in this matter, whether to call him back." ”

"Nope."

Xu Mengxi waved his hand and said, "Let him stay there, don't ask him to come back, we don't know what to do." ”

Xu Mao was surprised: "Master, why is this?" ”

Xu Mengxuan said in a daze: "Guo Dan's kid is really ruthless, he actually made such a move, if Rong'er is called back now, the ghost knows what that kid will do." ”

Xu Mao was extremely puzzled when he heard this, it has nothing to do with you, if Xu Jirong continues to stay here, it will involve you.

He didn't want to think about how many concubines Xu Mengxi had.

......

The small courtyard of the Zhu family.

"Haha! This time, the DPRK and China are lively. ”

Liu Xinmou drank wine and said with a wicked smile.

Xu Jirong crossed his legs and said excitedly: "If you have any news, come and hear it." ”

Liu Xinmou said: "I don't know the specific situation yet, but I heard that many ministers in the DPRK and China are sick today, and we have just begun. ”

Zhu Lizhi suddenly looked at Guo Dan, who was silent on the side, and said lightly: "Now that this matter has been poked out, I'm afraid that those people won't let us go easily." ”

The corners of Guo Dan's mouth lifted and said, "It's time to start the second step plan." ”

Xu Jirong hurriedly asked, "What plan?" ”

"Express program."

......

Or under the weeping willow tree.

"Brother Chen, isn't it here?"

"You can't be wrong, I was here selling albums with a fisherman."

"Where's the fisherman?"

"How do I know?"

Before the words fell, there was a sudden sound of water, and I saw a man coming out of the river, he wiped his face, and grinned: "Ladies and gentlemen, do you want to buy a picture album?" ”

"Yes! Yes! ”

The frightened boy buddy, as soon as he heard the album, he nodded busily.

The man said: "Now that the wind is tighter, we don't dare to sell it blatantly, if you want it, you can only order." ”

"What's the ordering method?"

"That is, you pay the money first, leave the address, and we will deliver the album to your home at that time."

"Pay first? I don't know....... ”

Before the boy finished speaking, a picture album wrapped in brown paper was thrown ashore.

I heard the man say, "This is the latest album." ”

Those sons hurriedly picked it up, and after seeing it, they rushed to take out the silver and order.