The entourage suddenly had a bloody nose and scars on his face, and cried and mourned: "Your Majesty, the missile was not launched below!" But he secretly scolded in his heart: "You *** was kicked in the head by a donkey, and Lao Tzu didn't launch a missile, how can you beat Lao Tzu violently!" I'll rely on you queen and cuckold you! ”

The Emperor gasped, his hands hurt just now, "Bastard! You are my subject, and you are the one who makes the emperor angry! Hit you is worthy of you! He raised his hand and gave his attendant another mouthful.

At this time, Jiang Fan, Sun Haijian, Huang Fu and others had already flown out of the airspace of Dongwu, Jiang Fan had been paying attention to the sky, and no missiles were coming. More than an hour later, the plane landed at Donghai Airport, Jiang Fan, Huang Fu, Sun Haijian and others left the airport, and Sun Haijian, Zhang Zhongjie and others immediately changed their planes to return to the capital.

Jiang Fan and Huang Fu were picked up by Song Wenjie's car, and when Jiang Fan took out the research materials of the new nuclear weapons of the Eastern Ukraine Kingdom from the Qiankun Cave and handed them to Song Wenjie, Song Wenjie said excitedly: "You have completed this mission so beautifully, not only obtained the research materials of the new nuclear weapons of the Eastern Ugua, but also destroyed the new nuclear weapons research base of Fuyuan Town, the Eastern Ugua!" ”

Jiang Fan and Huang Fu smiled and didn't speak, because they saw that Song Wenjie still had a lot to say, so let him say enough first.

Song Wenjie continued: "Even the famous scenic spot Fushi Mountain has been destroyed, Kyoto City is almost in ruins, and the Emperor's Imperial Palace has also become in ruins, etc., the old men are very happy and highly praise your trip to Dongwu!" Contribute to our Chinese country! For this, I will give you two a special meritorious service! ”

Jiang Fan immediately stretched out his hand and said, "Old Song, what about the bonus?" ”

Song Wenjie smiled and said: "You kid ransacked the emperor's safe, I don't know how much money Lu Dao made, and what kind of bonus do you want from the state!" ”

Jiang Fan was surprised: "Old Song, your news is too well-informed, and you even know all this!" ”

"Hehe, this matter is too simple, according to your character, you stole the research materials of new nuclear weapons, will you still take the sheep and loot the emperor's money?" Song Wenjie said with a smile.

"Holy! Old Song, you are really my nourishment! Jiang Fan smiled maliciously and reached out to pat Song Wenjie's shoulder.

Song Wenjie was suddenly shocked and said, "You kid, don't mess around!" As long as he saw Jiang Fan's evil smile, he knew that this kid was going to be tricky!

Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Oh, Old Song, I didn't mess around, hehe!" ”

Song Wenjie suddenly felt the coldness underneath, looked down and was immediately shocked: "Where are my pants!" He immediately noticed that the outermost pair of trousers was gone, and only one was left!

Huang Fu on the side immediately laughed, "Old Song! How did you do it, you came out with a pair of pants on! Ha Lu Ha! ”

Song Wenjie's old face turned red, and he knew that Jiang Fan's hands and feet were made, and he sweated all over his body and said: "Eh, Brother Jiang, please give me my pants, how can I go to the street like this!" ”

Seeing Song Wenjie wearing a pair of pants under his suit and leather shoes, he looked too funny, and couldn't help laughing: "Hehe, Old Song, I didn't take your pants, your pants are in that woman's bag!" Jiang Fan pointed to a bewitching woman with a bag who was walking towards this side.

Song Wenjie was immediately frightened when he saw the bewitching woman, this woman's makeup was too scary, her eyebrows were thickly painted, her eyes were dyed blue, and she looked like a giant panda. His mouth was painted blood-red, his face was smeared with a thick layer of powder, and he wore a rose on top of his head.

"The pants are in her bag! Uh, so how can you get it! Song Wenjie saw that the woman was so charming, and immediately hesitated.

Jiang Fan smiled and said, "Old Song, if you don't go and ask for pants, when the woman leaves, you can go back in your pants!" ”

Song Wenjie immediately became anxious when he heard this, and hurriedly walked towards the woman. Jiang Fan immediately whistled at the woman, and the woman immediately turned her head to see Song Wenjie walking towards her wearing a pair of pants, thinking that he was whistling just now, and said cautiously: "What are you going to do?" There is no robbery, but you can rob the color as you like! ”

Song Wenjie immediately fainted, damn me! It would be nice if you didn't rob me of my sex! Embarrassed: "Oh, miss, don't get me wrong, my pants are in your bag!" “

The woman glanced at Song Wenjie, thinking that Song Wenjie was looking for an excuse to seduce herself, and immediately smiled and said, "Oh, your pants are in my bag, you can take them!" Squeezed her eyebrows at Song Wenjie, and when Song Wenjie approached her, her hand touched Song Wenjie's crotch.

"Oh, what a big bird!" The woman smirked.

Song Wenjie didn't expect this woman to be so shameless, she took the initiative to touch her crotch, and was so frightened that she hurriedly retreated, shouting: "Bring the pants!" ”

When the woman heard this, she immediately laughed and said, "Oh, you are necrotic, and you want people to take off their pants on the street, okay, I'll take them off for you!" The woman immediately began to untie her pants.

Song Wenjie was suddenly shocked: "Who told you to take off your pants, I want the pants in your bag!" Reaching out and snatching the bag from the woman's hand, she opened the zipper of the bag and took out a pair of cyan trousers from inside.

When the woman saw a pair of cyan trousers taken out of her bag, she was immediately surprised: "This, what's going on?" How did your pants get into my bag! ”

Song Wenjie shouted at Jiang Fan: "You kid is too bad!" I can't spare you! Angrily ran towards Jiang Fan.

"Hehe, old Song, worship Lu!" Jiang Fan immediately used the Maoshan Thousand Miles Rush Technique, and disappeared in the blink of an eye, Song Wenjie stomped his feet and said, "You kid, you can run very fast!" ”

Jiang Fan ran out of a few streets in one go, looked at his watch, it was already more than twelve o'clock at noon, and looked at the surrounding streets, this place is the closest to Qinglong Real Estate, so let's go to Qinglong Real Estate to have a look.

After a while, Jiang Fan arrived at Qinglong Real Estate, and was stunned, only to see a large number of people surrounding the door of Qinglong Real Estate Company, noisy people, and some people knocking on the door of Qinglong Real Estate.

"We asked to check out! Give us back the money! Profiteer! The crowd shouted.

"What's going on with the company?" When Jiang Fan was puzzled, an angry roar came from Qinglong Real Estate: "Damn, what are you arguing about!" Whoever is screaming, Lao Tzu hacked him to death! ”

As soon as Jiang Fan heard the voice, he knew that it was Xue Kuian's voice, and Xue Kuian walked out of Qinglong Real Estate with a few people, "We ask to check out!" Immediately someone shouted.

"Damn, you're looking for death, you still dare to check out Lao Tzu hacked you to death!" Xue Kuian scolded, he dared to rush forward, "Kuian, don't be reckless!" "A beautiful woman dressed in black walked out.

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The second update is here! Recommended <> a very good book, worth a look!