The off-road vehicle is not fast or slow driving on the national highway, Chang Ning sits in the driver's seat, humming the unfamous Hong Kong and Taiwan songs in his mouth, which attracts bursts of cynicism from time to time, he sings basically five tones, but he feels good to himself, and he is ashamed to boast that he has five tones, just with this full of mid-air and high-pitched voice, if there is a famous teacher, he will definitely be able to be included in the ranks of amateur singers, but it is a pity that the song is high and low, and none of the confidants in the car have become bosom friends.

This birthday went smoothly, there were no strange accidents that had happened before, if it weren't for the phone call from Mi Li Zhouteng, he would have been going to stay in the provincial capital for another day or two.

Liu Tongan, the magistrate of Fu, actually started to beat people, and the beating was actually Pi Chunyang, the boss of the Pi family who had been in love for many years, and what surprised Chang Ning even more was that Liu Tongan was also ruthless, not only breaking Pi Chunyang's two ribs, but also using a knife to draw a beautiful rainbow on her still charming face, which made a bit of a big fuss.

According to the theory of the philosopher Uncle Ning Xiaohua, those with low emotional intelligence cannot be qualified politicians, iron and tender, only iron bones have no tenderness, how can they conquer the whole world and liberate all mankind.

Chang Ning hummed "Thousands of Mountains Are Always Love", while thinking a little gloating, but unfortunately Liu Tongan is not his own person, otherwise, our little half-immortal can take him as an apprentice and teach him what is iron-clad tenderness.

The driver was still Gao Fei, who was very familiar with the hint of evil smile on the corner of Chang Ning's mouth, and after glancing at it, he asked with a smile: "Little Half Immortal, what bad ideas do you have in mind?" ”

Liu Yuehong, Jiang Xi and You Jia in the back seat of the car looked at each other and laughed together.

"Stinky, what to look at, drive your car honestly." Chang Ning scolded, then laughed with Guan again, and said seriously, "Hehe, this driver comrade, this car carries the hope of our whole family, there is a long way to go, there is a long way to go, please be dedicated, okay?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

The other four who attended the birthday party, of course Sang Meiying would not follow to Markham County, You Li was taking the law correspondence exam, and she couldn't get away for a while, Shang Luo and Liu Yutao were inconvenient to go together, so they went back in their own cars in advance.

Liu Yuehong and Jiang Xi both worked in the company, and they went to Markham County to work, and they were justified, Gao Fei and You Jia were about to restore their identities in the system, they were both Chang Ning Qinfeng's "cousins", and they were grandiose, and later they both made Li Zhou Teng Lingxiao amazed, a leader is a leader, and his cousin is all over the mountains.

The laughter gradually fell, and You Jia asked with concern: "Xiao Chang, the county magistrate under you and the director of the county government office are fighting, how bad is the impact when it is spread out, what are you happy about?" ”

When Chang Ning heard this, he grinned again, "It's okay, it's okay, it's a trivial matter, the teeth and the lower teeth are still fighting, a colleague in the compound, how can it not be a little noisy." ”

Gao Fei said with a smile: "Don't believe his nonsense, I heard from Sister Shang that it was a conspiracy carefully planned by Xiao Banxian, and Xiao arranged those two to work together half a year ago, just waiting for them to make trouble." ”

"Hehe, this is true, otherwise how can you be called a little half-immortal by the rivers and lakes, like you people with long hair and short knowledge, often at most look at two steps and take one step, but this leader is standing tall and looking far, taking one step and seeing five steps, hehe, isn't it, the two flowers I planted finally bear fruit."

Liu Yuehong laughed, "Gege...... Xiao Chang, you didn't expect that they would be **** and eventually married? "No mistakes, no skipping words.

Chang Ning shook his head and said proudly: "With my IQ, of course, I can predict various results, if the two of them go through thousands of mountains and rivers and finally come together, it is also the beauty of this leader's adulthood, and if they intentionally match, it will eventually become a good story in Markham County, what can I lose." ”

You Jia sighed: "Little half-immortal, you are really bad, no wonder even your mother said that you have bad water in your stomach." ”

"Bah, stinky mother-in-law, you are not only slandering this leader, but also insulting the great mother's love, be careful of my family law waiting."

Chang Ning grimaced and protested loudly.

"I can attest to that, Mom said that." Jiang Xi, who had been smiling and silent, stood up in time.

Chang Ning's heart was empty, "Impossible, the son doesn't think the mother is ugly, the mother doesn't care if the son is bad, my wife she, she really said that?" ”

Jiang Xi smiled and said, "That's what I said, Sister Gao Fei can also testify." ”

Gao Fei put the steering wheel and looked ahead, but his head was pointing to help Jiang Xi prove it.

"Alas, my old lady, did you say that about your son?" No mistakes, no word skipping. Chang Ning pretended to be innocent, beat his chest, and sighed uncontrollably, "It's over, the glorious image of this leader was ruined by the words of the old lady, the old lady, the old lady, although your culture is not high, but you always understand the truth that the ugliness of the family cannot be publicized, you you ...... How can you make your precious son fall in love? ”

There was laughter again in the car, Chang Ning rolled his eyes like a deflated ball, helplessly bearing the ridicule of the women.

Liu Yuehong said with a smile: "Xiao Chang, you just talked about a trivial matter, this is another mantra of yours, I heard your uncle and concubine talk about it, saying that you often put a trivial matter on your lips, and the people in the village have given you a nickname, which is called Chang Xiaoxiao." ”

"Hehe, you girl, if you want to expose it, you can expose it, anyway, I am dirty and not afraid of many fleas, strong and strong, hard bones and thick skin, and ordinary slander words can't break my revolutionary will."

You Jia was particularly interested, pushed Liu Yuehong and said: "Sister Yuehong, it's idle anyway, you can tell me quickly, what bad things did Xiao Banxian do when he was a child." ”

Liu Yuehong said: "Xiao Chang's family was very poor when he was a child, and the family composition was not good, he belonged to a member of the class enemy, so he often couldn't eat, you don't look at Xiao Chang to look thin, but the amount of food was very large, it is said that when he was twelve years old, the production team would eat, he could eat fifteen meat buns at a meal, plus a big bowl of braised pork, so when he was hungry when he was a child, he had to secretly fight the idea of other people's own land, his uncle is the leader of the production team, and he dare not take the collective things. ”

"Yuehong, can you give an example?" Goofy shouted with a smile.

"Say Xiao Chang, often steal the sparse vegetables and fruits of other people's own land, especially the third uncle, the sixth uncle and the seventh uncle, the three old men are all experts in running the family, the third uncle is a small trader, specializing in selling dried seafood, like what shrimp dried fish and the like, but at that time doing small business was speculative, business can only be done secretly, our little half-immortal often sneaked into the third uncle's house, whether raw or cooked, first a full meal, often along the way to catch a little home, often walk by the river, how can not wet shoes, Once he was arrested by the third uncle and the third uncle, and he was going to be escorted to the cadres of the production team, what do you guess the little half-immortal said? It's a trivial matter, what's all there to make a fuss about, and then we have to tremble, let's just go to the industrial and commercial institute to evaluate, your family hides the tail of capitalism, and I am cutting the tail of capitalism...... was so frightened that the third uncle didn't dare to speak out, and the third uncle begged him not to say it. ”

Chang Ning laughed unwillingly, scratched his head and said: "Hehe, at that time, my mother happened to be sick in bed and wanted to eat dried fish, but our family has no money, the third uncle, people are not bad, but they are stingy, so they can say that they are not willing to take credit, and they clearly know how to steal or beg, what do you say I can do, so, I am full and then turn around to go a little smoother, or, can I let the old man and the old lady be captured alive?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

"It is said that the sixth uncle is an expert in raising chickens and ducks, raising more than ten old hens and seven or eight old hens at home, and can harvest more than ten eggs and duck eggs every day, three or five days a trip, and get to the market to exchange money to subsidize the family, and our little half-fairy, the whole family will not raise poultry, bought some chickens and ducklings to raise, either died young, or was taken away by a weasel, or raised will not lay eggs, but the little half-fairy has a way, often go to the sixth uncle's house to come back with one or two eggs, put them in their own chicken coop, shouting everywhere, their own hens will lay eggs, Of course, once or twice, you can get away with it, and if you do it often, you will definitely not be able to escape the tragic end of being caught if you stretch out your hand...... It is said that once he was caught, the old lady locked him in the kiln and beat him severely, and his buttocks were so swollen that he couldn't get on the stool for half a month, but Xiao Banxian said that a meal was beaten, a trivial matter, and it was worth it for two or three eggs to eat...... After a while, I ran to the sixth uncle's house, lifted my clothes and exposed my buttocks, and said shamelessly, come on, come on, change three eggs in one meal, it's a trivial matter, change it or not, if you don't change it, I'll implement ** to your family. ”

The women in the car burst into laughter.

"As for the sparse vegetables and fruits planted by the seventh uncle's family, it is simply the private land of the little half-immortal, Gege, don't talk about it, if you talk about it, you will laugh at the car."

Chang Ning sneered and said: "Are you good to be objective, do you still have sympathy, I haven't eaten eggs for more than three months at that time, I thought to myself, but that time it was actually the stupid guy who Weiguo went, after being caught, I stepped forward to suffer for him, hehe, our old lady was the most ruthless that time." ”

Jiang Xi said: "Xiao Chang was hungry every day when he was a child, which is why he grew so thin. ”

Gao Fei interjected and smiled: "Jiang Xi, you cover for the little half-immortal." ”

You Jia sneered: "People don't grow meat because the food they eat has turned into bad water, hehe." ”

Talking and attacking in groups, Chang Ning didn't dare to parry, so he could only smile bitterly and sigh.

"God, the family is unfortunate, the family is unfortunate, women are in charge, they are powerful and blessed, why has this world become like this."

When Kangle Town arrived, the off-road vehicle made a turn and drove off Happiness Street.

"Sister Gao Fei, I'll get off at the People's Hospital in front, you guys go home first." Chang Ning commanded.

Gao Fei nodded, and stopped the car with his foot, "Xiao Chang, remember to buy some gifts, you can't go to the hospital empty-handed." ”

Chang Ning responded, waved his hand, and got out of the car without looking back.