Chapter Seventy-Eight: Hero, Hero!
Chapter Seventy-Eight: Hero, Hero!
"Grandpa doesn't understand the flowery intestines of you scholars, and he doesn't know what the 'king dies in society', I only know that whoever makes me unable to live, grandpa will make him unable to live."
Li Hongji scoffed at Yun Zhao's reasoning.
Yun Zhao nodded and said: "This is very reasonable when you were a postman, but after you become the king of Chuang, it will be very inappropriate to say this again." ”
Li Hongji looked at Yun Zhao with a smile and said: "Grandpa killed three lifting masters when he was a postman, and after becoming the king of Chuang, he killed too many lifting masters to count.
Grandpa is a hero in the green forest, he likes to kill officials and rebel, what can you do to me? ”
Yun Zhao said: "My Yun clan's big scale divides the gold, and when the big bowl is drinking, you don't know where your ancestors are going, what do you say in front of me, what kind of green forest heroes are also thanks to what you can say."
Since you think whoever has the biggest fist makes sense, let's go back separately and start a battle to see if your cavalry is powerful, or Lao Tzu, the heroes in Guanzhong who kill Jiannu like chopping grass.
We'll talk to each other after the fight. ”
Li Hongji looked at Yun Zhao coldly and said: "I know you don't want to fight with me, although we have had many small battles over the years, you seem to be very restrained, and you don't mean to kill them all.
So, I want to know, what are you holding me back for at this moment? ”
Yun Zhao gritted his teeth and said: "For the sake of Liaodong, if you occupy Henan and block Kaifeng and Luoyang, then the Grand Canal and waterway will be cut off by you, so that the grain road from the southeast to Shuntianfu will be cut off from now on."
The emperor will move south in desperation, Liaodong will definitely give up, at that time, once there is no pass to block Jiannu, the Jiannu army will go south, and at that time, the entire north of the Yangtze River will become the place where Jiannu war horses are crisscrossed.
Therefore, I will not allow you to occupy Kaifeng and Luoyang this year. ”
Yun Zhao spread out his hands as he spoke, and Yun Yang, who was busy roasting sweet potatoes, immediately took out a thick stack of paperwork from his arms and put it in Yun Zhao's hand, Yun Zhao took the paperwork and patted it in front of Li Hongji and said, "Let's get to know our new enemy first." ”
Li Hongji laughed and pushed away the paperwork and said to Yun Zhao: "Why don't you allow me to take Kaifeng Luoyang this year?" ”
Yun Zhao said disdainfully: "Because you can't take it, it will only exacerbate the tension in Liaodong." ”
Li Hongji laughed and said: "Then get out of the way and see if a certain family can take Luoyang and Kaifeng." ”
Yun Zhao shook his head and said: "No, I am not ready, when I am ready, you can attack Luoyang and Kaifeng." ”
Li Hongji finally got angry, stood up and looked at Yun Zhao and said: "You take care of yourself first, you plan for the emperor everywhere, but you don't know that this sycophant slapped the horse's hooves, and the emperor even began to cooperate with me, a big enemy who has a common enmity with him, to kill you Lantian County."
Grandpa still has some feelings in our past, and is considering whether to attack your Lantian County, you are actually my enemy everywhere, it seems that grandpa will inevitably have to go to Lantian County to see what kind of wealth your Lantian County has become. “
Yun Zhao's eyes seemed to be able to burst into flames, and he roared, "Yun Yang! ”
When Yun Yang heard this, he took out a huge trumpet cannon from his arms, and after lighting it, he saw this trumpet cannon squeak and scream and jump into the sky, and a red fireball exploded in the gray sky.
Immediately after, the roar of the cannon came from a mile away, and a group of black iron balls seemed to come out of the low-hanging dark clouds in an instant, and landed in the open space a hundred feet away from the mountain flag.
Without waiting for the smoke to clear, Yun Zhao yelled at Li Hongji: "Come on, grandpa has been watching you group of mud legs for a long time, and you don't understand bullshit, you have no ability except to kill people, and your mouth is full of big truths."
His head is full of shit, and he thinks he's a hero.
I'll fuck you!
You can't use your heads to think about who you have cheapened by all the scourges. ”
Yun Zhao, who was speaking with the help of the might of artillery, had a hideous face of anger at this time, if it weren't for the fact that he really couldn't beat Li Hongji, he really wanted to strangle this bastard under the banner of the mountain.
Li Hongji didn't shake his face in the face of this earth-shattering explosion, not only was he not timid, but he also roared at Yun Zhao through the fire: "Grandpa's mother's bones are rotten, but I heard that your mother is still as beautiful as a flower, how about we do things separately?" ”
Yun Zhao was furious, Canglang pulled out the sword on his waist with a bang, and slashed at Li Hongji through the fire, Li Hongji smiled slightly and raised his hand to pull out the waist knife, and waved the knife to block Yun Zhao's sword, which itself could not cut him.
Yun Yang squatted beside the fire, helplessly looked at the sword less than a foot away from the bald head, and then looked at Liu Zongmin, who was ready to attack, and sighed: "You guys talk well, why do you move the knife." ”
The two of them, who didn't have the courage to really do it, each returned to their seats angrily, one drinking and the other tea.
Yun Yang spread his hands towards Liu Zongmin and said, "It's better for us minions not to participate in the affairs of the village owners." ”
Liu Zongmin said with a smile: "As long as your owner does not use firearms, a certain family will naturally stand by." ”
The dialogue between the thieves and the bandits is naturally carried out after each of them explores the other's hole cards.
"Grandpa seems to be, the reason why the government wants to attack your Lantian County with grandpa is to let us fight and lose, wild boar essence, from now on, don't worry about the old lady in my grave, I won't say anything to find your old lady, let's talk well."
"Tell me about your mother." Yun Zhao, who felt that he had suffered a loss, was still angry.
Li Hongji didn't think it was angry, and continued to smile and said: "One mountain can't accommodate two tigers, if you hadn't been cowering in the pass all these years, we would have pulled Emperor Zhu Ming off the horse long ago."
Wild boar essence, do you really want to be Zhu Ming's filial son and grandson? ”
Yun Zhao, who was angry for a while, drank a large sip of the tea he brought, coughed and said: "You fought with the officers and soldiers in Guanzhong, Guanzhong was eroded, you went to Shanxi to fight with the officers and soldiers, the people of Shanxi are not happy, you are in Henan Dongshan again, Henan people will change their children and eat."
Just a corrosive Guanzhong, it took grandpa a whole ten years to get a little bit of a look, you kill, I save people, we are not cars running on the same road.
I just hope you can kill selectively when you kill?
Those officials, landlords, gentry, and magnates, just do what they do to scourge those yeoman farmers?
I don't treat the Ming Emperor as an ancestor, I don't want everyone in this land to end up with a good end.
People say that people like us are heroes, since we are heroes, can we do something that heroes should do?
This land and its farmers, we will depend on him to feed us in the end.
Your shit-like slogan of "eat his mother, drink his mother, and the king will not pay for food" is not funny? This year, you have eaten dry and wiped clean, you will drink the northwest wind next year, deceive, you can't deceive people like this, right? ”
Li Hongji laughed and said, "This is the reason why you beat Song Xiance half to death?" ”
Yun Zhao sighed and said, "I also have to admit that your slogan is too deceptive. ”
Li Hongji said disdainfully: "Do you think that everyone in the world is as smart as you?" What do you think these peasants are following me to kill officials and rebel for? Don't you want to live a good life of freedom and freedom from the oppression of the government?
How can you live such a good life in this world?
The government is born to oppress the people, and it is better to let Lao Tzu oppress than to let others oppress. Yun Zhao, the emperor can be bullied, can't Lao Tzu be bullied? ”
Yun Zhao took out a cigarette from his sleeve, took out a stick of firewood and lit it, took a deep breath and said, "You understand everything." ”
Li Hongji smiled slightly and said: "You are indeed a capable person, the most capable one I have ever met in my life, I have been to your Lantian County, originally I wanted to learn from you how to Tuntian."
After looking at Lantian County, I found that Lao Tzu couldn't do this.
If you insist on learning from you, Lao Tzu will die without a place to be buried. ”
Yun Zhao thought for a moment and asked, "Was it when you just captured Xiangyang?" At that time, I heard that you opened a warehouse to release grain, and also distributed ploughing cattle and seeds to the people, and encouraged farming, and I was quite relieved at that time, thinking that you had finally changed your character, but unfortunately, you immediately showed your original form and regained your true character as a thief. ”
Li Hongji laughed and said: "Lao Tzu only figured out a truth after seeing Lantian County, Lao Tzu wants to live without stopping, and there is only one way to die if he stays in one place."
Since Lao Tzu is a rogue, how can he be a rogue if he doesn't flow, Zhang Bingzhong stayed in Xiangyang and didn't move, what was the result?
Countless officials blackmailed him, countless people despised him, even you Yunzhao have sucked a lot of Zhang Bingzhong's blood, right? ”
Yun Zhao smiled awkwardly: "We are in business. ”
Li Hongji leaned forward slightly, looked at Yun Zhao intently, and said, "Okay, do business, we have a big business to do now." You want me to go to Kaifeng Luoyang a month late, right? ”
Yun Zhao nodded.
Li Hongji said with a smile: "Okay, if Lao Tzu doesn't go to Kaifeng and Luoyang, don't rob the princes and rich families in these two cities, what will you use to feed my group of sons?"
You don't allow me to go, I have to go, so what will you do to compensate me? ”
Yun Zhao frowned and said, "You want to get compensation from me?" ”
Li Hongji said with a smile: "I guess you don't want to, and Lao Tzu won't get compensation from you, so Lao Tzu is ready to get compensation from Yang Sichang, you won't stop you, right?" ”
Yun Zhao had eaten, turned over and stood up, pacing back and forth on the ground, his mind was tumbling over the river, and he suddenly found that he seemed to have been fooled.