"I'm grass, even infertility!"

Zhao Gangyi was suppressed on the spot.

"The so-called infertility is actually sending Guanyin to the door before the door..."The old Taoist priest shook his head and said, "We cultivators have our own methods of communicating with immortals, wait, I don't understand, I don't understand." ”

"Dao Chief, send the son Guanyin, isn't it Buddhist?" Zhao Gangyi touched his head and said.

The old Taoist priest's face sank, and he said angrily, "You and other ordinary people dare to question the poor Dao? Foolishness and foolishness. ”

After speaking, the old Taoist priest turned around and left, not giving Zhao Gangyi a chance to speak again, if you really want to be as bullish as you are, no wonder you are called a bull-nosed old Taoist.

Zhao Gangyi looked at the old Taoist priest helplessly, then walked aside, looked at a slightly younger Taoist priest and said, "Daoist..."

"Burn big incense, medium incense or small incense?"

He didn't even raise his eyes, sitting on a chair, holding an Aipaide 5 and playing with watermelon.

"Well, I don't burn incense..."Zhao Gangyi said, "I think..."

"If you don't burn incense, please go inside."

The Taoist priest left such a sentence and continued to play with his own cut watermelon.

Zhao Gangyi felt that he was also the boss of a company, a security guard in a nightclub, and a student in a key middle school, even if this identity was not very upper-class, it was more or less an upper-class person, Nima ignored me repeatedly, it hurt people's self-esteem too much.

Zhao Gangyi turned around decisively and left.

As soon as he arrived at the door, Zhao Gangyi heard a somewhat obscene voice coming from the door.

"Beauty... Eh, donor, please stay! ”

Zhao Gangyi turned his head to look, and saw a young man wearing a gray-blue Taoist robe and a black Taoist hat on his head, holding a whisk in his hand, looking at a woman with a bit of appearance.

The woman glanced at the young man dressed as a Taoist priest suspiciously, and asked, "What's the matter with the Taoist chief?" ”

"Donor, I see that your Yin Hall is slightly dark, your brows are tightly locked, your steps are heavy, you must have something on your mind, it just so happens that the poor road travels all over the world, passing through here, I see that the donor and I have a lot of fate, in line with the heart of the cultivator to purify all sentient beings, the donor might as well let the poor road show you palmistry, how about it?" The young Taoist priest had a very dusty smile on his face, under the noon sun, he looked like a Taoist master, if he hadn't seen a touch of obscenity in the depths of the young man's eyes that was very similar to himself, Zhao Gangyi really felt that this thing was a Taoist priest.

"Real person, then please help me take a look!"

The woman estimated that she really had something on her mind, so she took a small stool handed over by the Taoist priest and sat down.

The woman was wearing a short skirt, this one, the woman's short skirt naturally shrank back, the short skirt could only wrap the thighs, and the little Taoist priest happened to sit opposite the woman, Zhao Gangyi could clearly see that the little Taoist priest's eyes lit up.

"What a merry Taoist."

Zhao Gangyi smiled and walked over casually.

The little Taoist priest gently grabbed the woman's hand, and then put it on his own hand, kneaded it a few times, and then raised his other hand, and gently stroked it on the woman's hand with his index finger, while saying, "Poor Dao looks at the girl's palmistry, the girl should be a happy person, but recently suffered a love disaster, so the mood is depressed, this palm lines, plain and many more forks, if the girl wants to solve the matter in her heart, she must first clear the fork in the palm print on her hand, only in this way, can you go to the heart of the grievances." ”

"What the Taoist said is true!"

The woman frowned and said, "I suspect my husband has cheated recently!" ”

"Donor, why would my husband do that cheating? In the final analysis, it is the donor yourself who can't grasp your husband's heart on the donor, and why you can't grasp your husband's heart on your body, the reason lies in the donor's body! ”

The Taoist priest shook his head and said.

"Oh? What's wrong with me? ”

The woman asked in surprise.

"This shijie is a fair shijie."

The little Taoist priest said loudly, "Everything in the world will grow old with the passage of time, we are easily attracted by beautiful things, when you are beautiful, your partner may be wholeheartedly to you, but when you are old, your youth is not there, your face has changed, who can protect yourself, the heart remains the same?" ”

"What should I do!!"

The woman asked eagerly.

"Don't worry, don't worry!"

The little Taoist priest said, "Today's donor can meet the poor Dao here, it is really due to the Dao of the Three Qing Dao Venerables, and I will definitely help the donor!" ”

"Please also say it to Dao Changming!"

"I have a skincare product from the world-renowned brand Amway, which can make the donor's skin return to its youthful state in a short period of time..."

Zhao Gangyi looked at this Taoist priest in astonishment, originally he thought that this would be a Taoist priest picking flowers, but he didn't think about it, this Taoist priest actually sold Amway?!

I'll let me go, if Sanqing Daozun knows, I can't throw a heavenly thunder to destroy this Taoist? Taoist priests sell Amway, and they can still fool out so many things, this is really a talent, an absolute talent!!

The woman had already regarded the little Taoist as a bodhisattva who saved the suffering because she was told the central thing by the little Taoist, and now after the little Taoist's flickering, she really paid for a lot of Amway products, which made Zhao Gangyi even more impressed by the little Taoist.

After the woman left, the little Taoist priest was happily collecting money, but Zhao Gangyi sat down in front of the little Taoist priest with a smile and said, "What a good means, pretending that the Taoist priest sells Amway, poking at the weakness of people's hearts, and then using this to confuse people's minds and make people buy a lot of things, you are really a talent." ”

"Donor, poor Daonai..."

When the little Taoist priest heard Zhao Gangyi's words, his face waved unswervingly, and he just wanted to say something, but Zhao Gangyi was, "Are you from the Eastern Tang Dynasty?" ”

The little Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, but then he smiled and squinted his eyes, looked at Zhao Gangyi, and said, "The donor came out of the Taoist temple?" ”

"Yes!"

Zhao Gangyi nodded.

"The donor is coming here for the sake of his family?"

"Yes!"

"The donor is here for the family's money?" The little Taoist priest continued to ask.

"Really!"

"If you want to make money, the fastest way is to sell our Amway!"

As he spoke, the little Taoist priest took out a bottle of Amway's shampoo and said, "As long as you successfully develop a downline..."

Zhao Gangyi listened to the words of the little Taoist, smiled, stood up, and said, "Don't listen to your nonsense, haha!" I have to go. ”

"Donor, I see that your Yin Tang is black, I am afraid that you have been haunted by little ghosts recently, remember to beware of villains!"

The little Taoist priest was not angry because Zhao Gangyi didn't listen to him, but said with a smile.

Zhao Gangzhanzhu turned his head to look at the little Taoist priest and said, "If the little ghost dares to pester me, he will definitely fall into purgatory, hahaha!" ”

After speaking, Zhao Gangyi turned around and left, but the little Taoist priest looked at Zhao Gangyi in a daze, and only came back to his senses after a while, and shouted with wide eyes, "Emperor's breath!" I grass, Sanqing Dao is on top! I, Chu Zhongtian, have finally seen the emperor's qi in this life! ”