Chapter 298: Gonggong Feng gives a big gift
On the Wufeng Tower, Emperor Longqing held a telescope in both hands, staring at Zhao Shouzheng who was dragged into the word 'wood' with an excited face.
Then I saw the Han general pick up the three-finger-wide board high, and he was about to come up to the big white cheek of the karma!
"Hit!" Long Qing raised his left hand, clenched his fists and shouted. "Label this karma as a retard!"
He suddenly didn't want the money anymore......
Even if you hit it, it's fine.
Hey, forget it, a hundred taels.
The emperor, who is poor and short-minded, thinks that it is not cost-effective to waste a set of money that is tired of winning porcelain.
I still have to save money to burn a set of embroidered statues of "Golden Vase Plum".
"Hey, why did you really fight?" Long Qing was shocked and almost threw away the telescope in his hand.
How can I explain to Ning An?!
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Under the noon gate.
With a snap, Zhao Shouzheng's cheek was filled with a big red bar!
The pain made Zhao Erye's eyes round, and he bit the wooden stick in his mouth!
The cool Xu Fan trembled all over, and his soul was about to fly to the clouds.
"Old-timers!" Li Chengen's eyes were tearing when he boarded, like the rod hitting him on the cheek.
"Grandpa Feng!" Zhao Hao also shouted violently and decided to make a trick!
In the shout, the big Han general took a full stance, raised his arm high, and pulled out the second blow.
But when the thorn strip was only a millimeter away from Zhao Erye's ass, it suddenly stopped!
The strong wind brought up blew down the hairs on Zhao Erye's buttocks, but the thorns did not touch him again.
Professional staff hand, the output is so stable.
"Why are you so loud? Audible. Feng Bao plucked out his ears, as if he remembered something, and patted his head and said, "Oh, our family almost forgot." His Majesty said that he could pay for his sins with silver. ”
"What price?!" Zhao Hao immediately took out the ticket holder.
"A hundred taels of silver is worth a rod." Feng Bao said quietly.
"Good!" Zhao Hao didn't have to bargain.
He's so glad he was now.
If Feng Bao waited for the second hit before speaking, Zhao Hao would already be ready to activate the banknote ability and donate 200,000 taels to the emperor to bail out.
Now, I'm sorry, it's just 50,000 taels!
Oh no, it's forty-nine thousand nine hundred taels, don't give one tael more!
"Why didn't you say it in the first place!" Zhao Hao snorted angrily and counted out 50,000 taels of tickets, and threw them to Feng Baodao: "Find money, find money, find money!" ”
Seeing that the vice chairman was really angry, Feng Bao sighed helplessly, pulled him aside, and said in a low voice: "The son doesn't know anything, our family is to give Ling Zunting a staff, and our family is to award him a medal......"
"Oh?" Zhao Hao understood.
The so-called civil death admonition, military death war. In this Ming Dynasty, the glory of military generals is a scar on the battlefield; The glory of civil officials comes from the 'sheepskin butt' behind the court staff.
The law of the Ming Dynasty is used to punish the bad guys. But the rod of the extrajudicial court is used to beat the loyal and honest who speak out.
The scholarly class attached great importance to the elegance of the literati, and regarded the court staff as a symbol of honor, which everyone coveted, but few could get it.
When a scholar is beaten with a cane, it is equivalent to being stamped with an officially certified seal of loyalty!
If you have been stamped by the imperial court and are not dead, then congratulations. In the future, when you go out, you will walk sideways, even if you meet Shousuke, you don't have to kneel. Just hold your head high and say:
'Don't suffer Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu has been beaten by the court staff! ’
Make sure that the first assistant folds the festival and hands it over, and gives you a salute first......
That's why Gonggong Feng said that this is not beating Zhao Shouzheng, but awarding him a medal.
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Zhao Hao, who saw the benefits of this, couldn't help but be completely resentful, his smile reappeared, and asked Feng Baodao in a low voice:
"My lord, does this staff hurt anyone?"
"Childe a hundred, rest assured." Feng Baoxin said, you are too careful, who can you hurt with a stick?
However, for the sake of Zhao Gongzi's promise, the equity of the Lugouqiao Coal Yard, he still patiently explained: "There are as many as nine kinds of sticks for the cane, this is the most foolish one, don't look at the chestnut plank that is quite wide and thick, but it is hollow inside, and it doesn't hurt people just by listening to the sound." ”
"That's right." When Zhao Hao heard this, he whispered: "Then let's hit nine more times." ”
"Why?" Feng Bao was stunned, he hadn't heard of anyone taking the initiative to increase the size. Could it be that 49,000 have been paid, and you can't bear this 1,000 taels?
"If you just fight, it won't be decent in the future......" Zhao Hao looked at the sky, well, the sound of a thin sun, shouldn't it be struck by lightning, right?
"That's right." Gonggong Feng suddenly smiled and said: "Childe is careful, why didn't our family think of it." ”
Yes, although it is more glorious to have eaten the court staff than not to have eaten it. But the rivers and lakes are far away, and it is inevitable that the 'sheepskin butt' will meet the 'sheepskin butt'.
At that time, everyone inevitably had to compare, who had eaten how many canes? Everyone is thirty, forty, fifty, but Dad only has one, doesn't it make people look down on him?
Phew, it's embarrassing to mix with our sheep butts after taking a beat?!
"In that case, we suggest adding ten more." Gonggong Feng whispered: "Generally, the court staff starts at twenty, but I haven't heard of ten." ”
"That's ......" Zhao Hao pouted and nodded in agreement. Twenty is twenty! ”
It's a big deal that within this year, Lao Tzu won't go out in the rain......
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"Be careful and hit twenty!"
Feng Bao put a thick stack of tickets in his sleeve and commanded the Han general in a deep voice.
As a result, Zhao Erye, who thought he had been liberated, was re-torn into a 'wooden' shape.
Then General Dahan waved the board, one after another, and 'pay attention' to hit Zhao Erye's cheek.
The pain made Second Master Zhao grin......
Well, except for the first hit, it's actually okay, much lighter than Dad's......
"Daddy!" Seeing that his father was really hard again, Zhao Hao hurriedly lay on the ground, glanced at him, and cried: "If it hurts, you can shout it, the louder it is, the more it will relieve the pain!" ”
"Ahh Ahh......h
There is also Li Chengen, who is not clear, and tears of distress are flowing. If it hadn't been reduced from 500 to 20, he would have pounced on it for the old-timers.
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According to the "History of the Old Ming Dynasty: Biography No. 113":
Zhao Shouzheng, the word is big, the name is Gongming, and the name is Sun Shan, and he is a native of Huizhou. Since childhood, he has grown up and been dignified, and when he was a prisoner, he failed to do the first in five tests, so he lived in a poor house and worked hard. In the second year of Longqing, he was awarded the title of Hanlin for revision.
From time to time, there are too many people who are too Changqing Xu Fan, pretending to be his father's power, messing up the country, and wanting to be Yan Shifan's second, but his ambition is great and talented, and people in the world dare to be angry but dare not speak. Defend the street and hit it angrily, causing his blood to splash on the public life.
Fan, the first assistant son, is good at making words. Then the crowd rose up and attacked and defended. The emperor ordered the ministers to discuss with the court, kept the integrity and made generous statements, and angrily reprimanded the corpse for vegetarian meals, which caused the rebellion in Shizhou and the difficulties of the displaced people. The civil and military forces were all moved, so they agreed to avoid punishment.
However, at that time, the emperor wanted to reassure the ministers, so he was punished with integrity, ordered the court staff, fined him for three years, and demoted the official for 2,000 miles.
Shouzheng talked and laughed freely when he received the cane outside the noon gate, and fainted after the cane. In addition to the grief of hundreds of officials, they all looked at them as heroes, and the name of "iron bone champion" was heard all over the world.
According to the "Selected Notes on the History of the Old Ming Dynasty":
'Iron Bone Champion', there are also those who are recorded as 'Iron Bone Champion', and there are different opinions, using the former and leaving the latter, thinking that His Holiness is also secret.
Ps. I don't know why, when I wrote about playing Zhao Erye's board, my personal experience is similar to Xu Xiaoge's old man, what a cool word!
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