Liu Bei picked up the wine bottle, asked about the aroma of the wine, and then said loudly: "Everyone, Liu Bei thanks you for coming to participate in Liu Bei's adoption in your busy schedules. Liu Bei would like to thank you all here. ”

"Uncle Huang is polite. Be able to witness the gift of the emperor's uncle's adoption of a virtuous nephew. It's a lucky thing for us. Do you think so? A sycophant responded immediately.

"yes." Everyone present chimed in.

Xu Shu was smiling, and despised all these people in his heart, what did you people say was true? may be laughing at Liu Bei in his heart that he hasn't given birth to half a son for so many years.

"The lord has worked hard for the Han for half his life, and now that the young general is by his side, he will definitely be able to lead us to continue to support the Han!" A very obscene-looking man came out and said.

Liu Bei saw that it was Liao Li Liao Gongyuan of Wuling Linyuan, this person learned well, and when Liu Bei entered Jingzhou, he was the first to come to take refuge.

"Gongyuan, now that the Han family is held by the tyrant Liu Yu, Kuang has a long way to go to support the Han family." Liu Bei said leisurely.

Liao Li said with a smile: "Don't worry, lord. Liu Yu's tyrant is now bewitched by his arrogance. If he stayed in Luoyang with peace of mind, it would be fine, and he was ashamed to say that he wanted to conquer the entire Jingzhou in the south. How could I, a Jingzhou man, succumb to the tyranny's obscenity. At this moment, it is the lord who shows his strength and lets that tyrant know that he is powerful! ”

Liao Li's sycophant made Liu Bei very comfortable, and it seemed that defeating Liu Yu was a matter between Liu Bei's backhand. It's just that Liu Bei thought that if his previous plan succeeded, it wouldn't be long before he would be able to sit in Xiangyang City.

Xu Shu is a little unaccustomed to Liao Li, this person is talented, but his mouth is very oily and his heart is very small. often shows himself in front of Liu Bei and lowers others. Sometimes he dares to contradict Xu Shu. If it weren't for Xu Shu's own ability and Liu Bei's trust, Liao Li might be Liu Bei's military advisor now.

"This person can't stay long." Xu Shu secretly wanted to drive Liao Li away.

"Don't say anything else today. Come, everyone, drink a bottle of wine! Liu Bei said with a smile.

"Uncle Huang (lord), please!"

Liu Bei and the people present all drank a glass of wine. As for Liu Feng, he didn't drink, it wasn't that he didn't give Liu Bei face, but that Liu Bei felt that he was still young, so he prepared some juice for him. Liu Feng wanted to say that he was old enough to drink, but Liu Bei would do whatever he wanted, so there was no need to refute. It can be seen that although Liu Feng is young now, he already has a good city government.

Next up is the cabaret show.

Even though Liu Bei is not as powerful as other princes, he has not fallen behind at all in terms of enjoyment. Now the singers who are performing songs and dances are all scavenged by Liu Bei and ordered Jian Yong to search for them. These singers are all beautiful and slim, and any one of them is a beauty. If it had been before, Liu Bei would have chosen the most beautiful of them to return to the room after the banquet. It's a pity that Liu Bei is now half a man, and he feels it, but it's not so long, it is a matter of a minute or two to continue, and Liu Bei's interest in this regard has decreased.

In the center of the hall, the singers performed a dizzying song and dance, and the guests present enjoyed the song and dance, while enjoying the food and wine, which is not enjoyed by ordinary people.

Slowly, some people feel that something is wrong.

"Hey, why is there a feeling of colic in my abdomen?" Li Gui's laxatives began to kick in.

Not only these people, but even Liu Bei felt an urge to go to the toilet. But Liu Bei is a person with strong patience, and on such an occasion, he can't leave casually when he sits on the main seat. So he endured!

But Li Gui is a laxative, not just a little patience. The more patience you endure, the more intense the sensation becomes.

The others also sensed that something was wrong, and one by one they began to clutch their stomachs.

"Lord, I can't drink too much, go to the toilet first!" Liao Li is a literati with a very weak body, and he really can't help it.

Liu Bei waved him out, and Liao immediately went out with his ass in his hands.

"Uncle Huang, I can't drink even more."

"Lord, I want to leave for a while."

Seeing Liao Li leaving, some people stood up one after another. It's not that they don't give Liu Bei face, but they really can't help it.

Liu Bei couldn't help himself, but he was scheming and found that everyone present was enduring the same thing as him, so he asked, "Everyone, but you want to go to the toilet?" ”

The other people present each glanced around, and found that they were all around with the same expressions, and they all nodded and said, "But that's the case." ”

"It's not good, my lord, this wine and food may not be clean." Jian Yong immediately exclaimed.

Liu Bei's eyes shrank, this joke is too big, there is such a thing on today's good day.

The guests present finally couldn't help it, and stood up one by one and said, "Uncle Huang, leave the table for a while." ”

Liu Bei couldn't take care of them anymore, and he couldn't stand this very fierce feeling of wanting to vent. So a large number of people hurried towards the hut. But Liu Bei's mansion is only three thatched houses, which were occupied by the first to come. There was already a queue of people outside.

"Hurry up, the people inside. I can't help it! "The people outside the hut are dying.

The people inside the thatched hut didn't speak, and only a constant squirting sound was heard outside the thatched hut, which made the people waiting outside the thatched hut even more uncomfortable.

They really want to scold Liu Bei now, a good banquet actually made the big guys have diarrhea. It's just a matter of diarrhea, but you should also prepare a few more thatched houses.

Liu Bei was shocked, what can I do.

"Lord, let's enter the inner house now." Xu Shu supported Liu Bei, he also ate and drank a lot, and now he is also in a hurry. Jian Yong also had the same expression, he knew that there was another thatched house in Liu Bei's inner house.

Liu Bei's inner house has its own dedicated thatched house, but it is really a little far from here, and it is estimated that it will be too late to run over, and when the time comes, Liu Bei will have no face to see people.

"Yuan Zhi, Bei really can't help it!" Liu Bei said a little uncomfortable.

Xu Shu didn't care so much, so he hurriedly pulled Liu Bei, who had been holding back, and walked towards the inner house. Jian Yong also hurriedly helped to support Liu Bei.

Li Gui and the others have been waiting for news from Liu Bei's side, and they are still waiting near the thatched house. As soon as he saw someone hurrying over, he rushed into the hut. Li Gui knew that the medicine he and the others had already worked.

As more and more people came to the thatched house, Li Gui quietly asked one of the spies to go out to report to the spies outside, and he picked up the bamboo pole with hidden weapons.

Li Gui and the others appeared near the thatched house, and did not cause any abnormalities to other people, and thought that these people were Liu Bei's subordinates, who specially cleaned the thatched house.

Li Gui has been searching for Liu Bei's figure, and the emperor has lived up to his wishes, and finally Li Gui saw Liu Bei's figure.

Liu Bei covered his stomach and endured it, and Li Gui knew that Liu Bei had also been tricked. So they slowly approached Liu Bei. However, Li Gui found that the two literati beside Liu Bei pulled Liu Bei away. Li Gui was shocked, could it be that they were discovered? Li Gui looked around, but he didn't find anything unusual. At such a vacancy, Liu Bei, Xu Shu, and Jian Yong went away.

"Keep up!" Li Gui had to hurry up. At this time, it was a good time for Liu Bei, and Li Gui didn't want to let it go.

Liu Bei, Xu Shu, and Jian Yong walked towards the inner house with difficulty, but Liu Bei couldn't walk anymore, because he found that as long as he walked a few more steps, he would definitely gush out.

"Yuan Zhi, Xianhe, I can't stand it. Can't walk anymore. Liu Bei's face turned pale.

Xu Shu was shocked, but he was not happy, and now he is also very uncomfortable, and he can pull it out at any time.

Jian Yong pointed to a small bush that had not been pruned, and hurriedly said, "Lord, the situation is urgent, just solve it there." ”

Liu Bei really wanted to refuse, what a noble identity he was, it was convenient to squat among the bushes, that was what an inferior person did, after Liu Bei was the king of Zhongshanjing, how could the great-grandson of Emperor Jing of Han do such a thing. Now there is no other choice, no identity and status can compare to the pain in the stomach. Without saying a word, Liu Bei rushed into the bushes as fast as he could, dragged his pants and released them very violently. Jian Yong and Xu Shu are also hesitating, they are literati, and what they value most is their face, if they are found to be convenient among the trees, this image will be ruined. But they are also the same as Liu Bei, the most important thing now is to release the pressure on their stomachs as the top priority, and the image is such a thing, as long as you don't see it, it's fine.

Jian Yong and Xu Shu also entered the bushes, and bursts of spitting sounded.

After the three people were released, the whole person felt relaxed. However, Liu Bei was a little helpless, because Jian Yong and Xu Shu were in the limelight, but he was at the end of the wind, bearing a different smell alone.

The three thought they would be fine after they were released, but after releasing some, their stomachs cramped again, and they had to continue squatting, and then released. Liu Bei, Xu Shu, and Jian Yong's hearts are gloomy.

Liu Bei scolded Jian Yong miserably in his heart, what did he do, he actually made such a big mistake. Liu Bei decided that after this incident, he must teach Jian Yong a big lesson.

Liu Bei was even more sad to come, Li Gui and the others had already followed. Since many guests were now looking for the thatched house, the defenders of the mansion were panicked, and they didn't notice Li Gui's whereabouts at all.

Li Gui couldn't find Liu Bei anywhere, he was very anxious in his heart, and said secretly: Where is Liu Bei?

But at this time, there was a burst of spitting sound from a bush not far away. Li Gui knew that there was nowhere to find the iron shoes, and it took no effort to get them.

Li Gui and the others dismantled the bamboo pole and took out their weapons. Hidden inside the bamboo pole were sharp swords, which happened to turn out to be Liu Bei.

Li Gui quickly slammed into the bushes and stabbed at the figure that appeared in front of him.

In front of Li Gui was not Liu Bei, but Jian Yong. Jian Yong was originally enjoying the pleasure of squirting, but he didn't expect to suddenly kill a person with a long sword and stab at him. One was accidentally stabbed in the left chest by Li Gui.

"Ahh Jian Yong let out a painful sigh.

Li Gui saw that this item was not Liu Bei, and hurriedly looked in other directions, and finally found Liu Bei's figure.

"Kill Liu Bei!" Li Gui hurriedly shouted.

The twenty spies plus Li Gui all rushed towards Liu Bei.

Liu was shocked, and with his brain, he knew that today's situation was planned by someone with a heart.

"Lord, run!" Xu Shu's reaction was the fastest, he immediately put on his pants, and pulled Liu Bei, who had not yet put on his pants, and ran.

But Li Gui and the others were twenty people, and they immediately surrounded Liu Bei.

Li Gui looked at Liu Bei coldly, Liu Bei also recognized Li Gui, and said in horror: "It's you!" ”

"It seems that Liu Xuande, you have a good memory. When you get there, remember who killed you. Kill them! Li Gui immediately began to launch an offensive.

"The thief is bold!" Wei Yan arrived with a lot of horses.

First of all, Wei Yan always felt a little unexpected today, after he witnessed Liu Bei's adoption of Liu Feng, he went outside to inspect the defense, and just missed the banquet, and was not calculated by Li Gui.

When Wei Yan came back, he saw many guests waiting in the thatched house with their stomachs covered. Such a big thing happened during the banquet, Wei Yan immediately realized that something was wrong, and rushed to look for Liu Bei's traces with many guards.

I happened to see Li Gui and them holding weapons around Liu Bei and Xu Shu.

Liu Bei was overjoyed, and someone came to the rescue, proving that he still had a glimmer of life.

Li Gui was not affected by Wei Yan and immediately attacked Liu Bei.

Liu Bei was bare-handed, how could he be able to block the targeting of so many people, even if he kept dodging and Xu Shu's support, he also had a lot of wounds on his body.

"Kill!" When Wei Yan saw Liu Bei injured, he almost went crazy, and tried his best to protect Liu Bei.

Li Gui said coldly: "Resist! I killed Liu Bei! ”

Li Gui stepped forward and ordered the others to block Wei Yan, preparing to kill Liu Bei in person.

Although Liu Bei was injured, his strong will to survive made him hurriedly retreat, and at the same time, one hand quietly pushed Xu Shu forward.

Xu Shu's face was gloomy, and he didn't expect Liu Bei to push him out as a shield at the most dangerous time. But it seems that Liu Bei forgot that Xu Shu himself has a foundation in martial arts, and Xu Shu has never fallen behind in his ability to draw a sword and kill people back then. Seeing Xu Shu's footsteps, the whole person fell to one side, and successfully dodged Li Gui who pounced.

Xu Shu did it very carefully, so that people couldn't see it at all.

Liu Bei's face was green, and without Xu Shu blocking it, he was under Li Gui's clutches.

At this time, Wei Yan was blocked by Li Gui's men and could not come to the rescue for the time being. Liu Bei's situation is already very dangerous.

"Liu Xuande, you should die." Li Gui quickly plunged his sword into Liu Bei's heart!

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