Chapter 180 People are doing it, and the sky is watching

The rain was extremely violent.

Mao Bijiang had to hide in the cave of the city gate.

The raindrops of soybeans smashed on the green bricks, turning into a cool mist.

A gust of wind blew, and the mist filled the cave of the city gate, and it was suddenly cool.

There are not a few people trapped in the caves of the city gates by the heavy rain.

With the most street vendors and a violent temper, the Guanzhong people who sell jar chickens, seeing that there are no weak chickens around, they begin to scold God.

After a thunderclap exploded over the city gates, the chicken seller who cursed God quickly closed his mouth and whispered to God for mercy.

"We all heard what you scolded God just now, and when the rain stops, we will go to the City God Temple to complain."

A guy with a sharp beak and monkey cheeks looked at the vendor selling jar chickens with bad intentions.

"I've begged God for mercy, he has a lot of old people, and he won't be as knowledgeable as me."

"You just scolded God for being a dog's day, we all heard it, if others scolded me like this, I can't bear it.

It's the same, God won't bear it, I heard Daoist Wang say that if you want God to spare you, you have to do good deeds to atone for your sins.

Zhangjiachuan's He Lao Liu was struck by lightning because he was drunk and pointed at the sky and scolded God, that miserable. ”

The vendor who sold the jar chicken was just trying to get harder, and another thunderbolt struck down, illuminating the dim city gate and the hole in the city gate in a miserable white.

With a pop, the seller of the chicken in the jar knelt down and kowtowed like pounding garlic.

The sharp-beaked monkey cheeks continued: "This is a fart, don't do good deeds, don't walk on rainy days in the future, if you're unlucky, don't go on snowy days, there will be thunder at any time." ”

The person who bought the jar chicken said with a sad face: "What should I do?" ”

The sharp-beaked monkey swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "It's time for dinner, everyone here is hungry, if you are willing to take out the jar chicken to help us hungry people, we big guys will help you ask God for marriage, this matter may be over." ”

"No! I'd rather be struck by lightning! ”

Kowtowing to make amends is nothing to buy jar chickens, and inviting everyone to eat jar chickens will be a big deal.

The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy shook his head and said regretfully: "Looking at your age, Niang Laozi should still be alive, right?" ”

"Alive, the body is very good."

"Looking at your dress, it looks like someone has helped you wash the pulp, so your lady is a diligent person, right?"

The guy who bought the jar chicken said with a smile: "I don't look welcome, but the neighbors say that I got a treasure!" ”

The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy said regretfully: "Since it is a treasure, then say that your wife has given birth to at least two sons for you." ”

The man who bought the jar chicken proudly poked out three fingers and said, "Hey! Two sons and one daughter! The smallest just can walk. ”

The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy rolled his eyes and changed to an even more ugly face and said, "It's a pity! ”

"What a pity?"

"It's a pity that your old son is going to have no son, your mother is going to remarry, and your three dolls are going to change their surnames."

"Why?"

"Just because you scolded God just now, melon cowardice, if you are struck by lightning, won't your family be ruined and your wife separated? That's it, you still can't bear your jar chicken! ”

The one who bought the jar chicken took out a chicken from the jar and handed it to the sharp-beaked monkey cheek guy tremblingly: "Ask the eldest brother to help me say good things, please God spare me, the babies can't live without a father......"

The guy with the sharp-beaked monkey cheek bites the chicken butt in one bite. On the stock, and then a move the lion shook his head and half a chicken was gone, and while eating, he patted the head of the chicken in the jar, signaling that one chicken per person was suitable.

It is very painful to sell jar chickens...... After sending away the jar of chickens, he squatted on the ground and cried, a big man cried so much that he had a handful of snot, and his tears were really pitiful.

Mao Bijiang watched coldly, seeing that this sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy deceived this jar chicken seller, he didn't bother, just held an umbrella and leaned against the wall to watch the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy succeed.

There are not a few people who see through this guy's set, but the guy with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks has tied everyone to the chain of interests, since everyone has jar chickens to eat, then, those who sell jar chickens deserve to be unlucky.

Mao Bijiang was the only one who didn't eat chicken, and when the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy handed over half a chicken, he saw Mao Bijiang's cold eyes, and couldn't help but shrink his neck, so he leaned against the city gate, bowed his head and ate, not daring to look up.

"This is the truest way of the world!"

Mao Bijiang roared loudly in his heart!

"This world is the way of a person who eats people, as long as there is a little benefit, you can not care about the life or death of others."

"This world is over, the poor are tormenting each other, the rich are attacking each other, and the institutions are just trying to eat a bite of chicken! This is a manifestation of the corruption of human nature!

In this world, there is no help! ”

"What can I do?

I'm only one person, what can I do?

Fang Yizhi was hugging Yunzhao's lap, and Chen Zhenhui was immersed in the library management of Yushan Academy all day long and forgot to return.

Hou Fangyu is a hypocrite, and he is slandering him in Jiangnan. ”

"What kind of thing is Yun Zhao, even if he wins the world, what can he do?

The hearts of people in this world are broken, it is a filthy world, what can you do if you are an emperor in a pit?

Not yet a pit emperor?

Hahaha - the emperor of the pit is still a bubble of after all! ”

After roaring in his chest for a long time, he squatted weakly on the ground, contrasting with the sad seller of jar chickens opposite.

They are all sad people.

"Dog's day, other people's jar chickens only sell for thirty coppers, but your family is special, you have to sell five more coppers, ah, this is thirty coppers is not a lot of yours, you kind of fool should be taught a lesson."

A man of five big and three thick threw a handful of copper into the jar, and Ding Ling made a loud noise.

If there is one who gives money, there will be someone who follows, and soon, everyone who eats the chicken in the jar throws copper into the jar, and after a while, the jar is filled with a lot of copper coins.

Mao Bijiang froze, and so did the sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked guy.

Mao Bijiang's heart seems to have set off a storm, and every time the copper coin rings, it is a huge wave for him, and he can't distinguish between the southeast and the northwest.

The guy with the sharp-beaked monkey cheeks was also up and down in his heart, and every time the copper coin rang, his face twitched, and he was even more panicked.

In the end, he gritted his teeth and refused to pay.

I heard the strong man laugh and said: "This son didn't eat chicken, so it's right for people not to pay, weasel, since you eat chicken and don't want to pay, then don't blame a certain family." ”

Seeing that the strong man took out a string of chains from his waist, the weasel hurriedly said: "I'll give money, I'll give money!" ”

The strong man smiled and looked at the weasel and grabbed a handful of money and threw it into the jar, so he grabbed the weasel by the neck and said: "Grandpa used to collect taxes in the vegetable market, and others put tax money into the basket, grandpa didn't need to look at it, and he knew that the money given was not enough when he heard the sound."

Everyone else gives thirty dollars, why do you only give fifteen dollars? ”

The weasel was taken aback, and hurriedly threw a handful of money into the jar, and then arched his hand and said, "Ask the official to open the net." ”

The strong man said with a smile: "It's late, you think that our Lantian law is just talking, just a liar like you, you should take it to Wannian County and lock it with an iron chain for seven days." “

As he spoke, he quickly locked the weasel's hands, shook the chain, and the weasel fell to the ground, attracting a round of cheers.

The rain came fiercely, and it went quickly.

When the pouring rain outside turned into a drizzle, the strong man arched his hand to the people in the cave of the city gate, and dragged the dejected weasel out of the cave of the city gate.

Soon, the rest of the vendors also pushed their wheelbarrows and left, all busy people, for the sake of opening their mouths, they couldn't be idle for a moment.

Because of the rain, there were very few people going in and out of the city.

Only Mao Bijiang, who was squatting on the ground, and the guy who bought the jar chicken.

"This minister, I don't dare to scold God anymore in the future, and I don't dare to sell the jar chicken for thirty-five yuan."

Mao Bijiang stared at this jar chicken without saying a word.

The seller of jar chickens pushed up the wheelbarrow, swore that he once again said his oath to Mao Bijiang, and finally added the word "true", with indescribable sincerity.

At this moment, Mao Bijiang really wanted to follow this jar chicken seller to sell jar chickens!

When he was left alone in the empty city gate, he began to laugh wildly, and the laughter echoed back and forth in the empty city gate cave for a long time.

When people laugh fiercely, tears are easy to stay, tears flow out, it is easy to change from laughing to crying, crying too much, snot will not help but flow down, if you still like to wipe tears when crying, then, snot and tears will be confused, deepen the sympathy of others for themselves.

Mao Bijiang didn't know if he was crying or laughing at this time.

After just two days of descending the mountain, he realized that all his predictions were wrong.

The people of Xiangyang returned to Xiangyang purely to expand their family business, and there were no other bad hidden secrets in it, and the one who sold jar chickens deserved to be taught a lesson by the liars.

The liar deserved to be arrested by the government officials and tied up at the gate of the county government in Wannian County for seven days to give a warning to the latecomers.

It's always yourself who is wrong, what you think is right has been tried and tested many times in Jiangnan before, but in Guanzhong, you predict it once, you are wrong once, and it is outrageously wrong.

Is this world wrong, or am I taking the liberty of breaking new ground?

The results are already evident......

Just when Mao Bijiang was asking himself a handful of snot and tears, an emerald green handkerchief was stretched out in front of him, and Mao Bijiang grabbed it and wiped his tears and snot vigorously.

There was a faint fragrance on the handkerchief, this fragrance was very familiar, and it quickly freed him from the intense emotions, opened his hazy teary eyes, looked up, and saw Dong Xiaowan standing in front of him, and his white little face was still covered with tears.

A strong sense of shame jumped from the tail bone to the ends of his hair in an instant.

He angrily threw the handkerchief on Dong Xiaowan's body and roared, "Are you satisfied now?" Are you satisfied? ”

Dong Xiaowan said in a trembling voice: "Lang Jun ......"

"Get out, get out of ......"

Mao Bijiang waved his hands wildly, at this moment, the last person he wanted to see was Dong Xiaowan!

"Lang Jun" Dong Xiaowan held on to the crumbling frontier.

Mao Bijiang threw away Dong Xiaowan, rushed into the rain like a madman, shouted "ahh