After Xiao Xiao woke up from his sleep, he found that he was already lying on the bed, with a hot towel on his head, and Xue Dongnan was chatting with a few classmates.

"What's wrong with me?" Xiao Xiao sat up, rubbed his head with his hand and asked.

"You've finally woken up."

The female classmate smiled and said, "You fainted when you went up the mountain with Xue Dongnan, and he sent you back." ”

"Since it's okay, then I'll go out, you guys talk."

These classmates left with a smile, and only Xue Dongnan and Xiao Xiao were left in the room, and just when the two of them felt a little embarrassed, the mentally handicapped rushed in.

"Hey, you stupid fork woke up." The mentally handicapped said in surprise.

Xiao Xiao glared at her and said, "Don't call me stupid, you are mentally retarded!" ”

The mentally handicapped grinned, sat directly beside Xue Dongnan, and said, "If it weren't for the baby's invincible whirlwind leg, you would have died on the mountain a long time ago." ”

"What?" Xiao Xiao's face changed suddenly, and she hurriedly asked Xue Dongnan: "What the hell is going on, why did you faint before, is it Teacher Wang's ......?"

"It's not." Xue Dongnan shook his head and said, "Before, you accidentally touched the poisonous flower, so you fainted first, I woke up before you, and then I came back with you." ”

"So?" Xiao Xiao frowned, and blamed himself in his heart for being so careless, saying that there was everything in the mountain, and he could faint after walking a few steps.

"No, it's not."

The mentally handicapped suddenly stood up and said emotionally: "Poor brother-in-law, how can you lie, you are not right to lie, you should tell her the truth." ”

After Xue Dongnan heard this, he was afraid that the mentally handicapped would be helped, so he pulled the other party outside, but he didn't expect the mentally handicapped to break free of his hand and said: "Silly fork, I'll tell you the truth, the truth is that Mr. Wang's brother caught us, he had stomach cancer, and he wanted to take our stomach." ”

"Later, if I hadn't worked hard with my poor brother-in-law to save you, you would have died in the coal kiln by now."

After Xiao Xiao heard these words, he was immediately stunned, as if there was a swarm of flies buzzing around in his head, and he didn't know what he was thinking at all.

"Xue Dongnan, is it true that the mentally retarded said that we almost died before?" Xiao Xiao exclaimed, although she was in a coma at the time, but she was there after all, and fear would still appear in her heart.

Xue Dongnan couldn't hide it anymore, so he told Xiao Xiao the truth, but he said it relatively simply and did not mention the detailed process.

But after he finished speaking, the mentally handicapped added a few words on the side, completely describing the terrifying and disgusting picture at that time, Xiao Xiao listened to the mentally retarded words, he was so frightened that he went to bed, his whole body stiffened, and he almost fainted.

"Cut, coward." After seeing Xiao Xiao's appearance, the mentally handicapped said with disdain: "Do you know how majestic the baby was at that time, I kicked the villain more than ten meters away." ”

"yes."

Xue Dongnan stretched out his hand and hit the mentally handicapped head, and said, "If I hadn't pushed you away at that time, one of your legs would have been gone." ”

"Poor brother-in-law, you can't let the baby brag about it." The retarded said angrily, then turned around and ran out.

Xue Dongnan shook his head, he turned his head and saw that Xiao Xiao was still a little trembling, so he got up and said, "You rest early, the other classmates are staying at the neighbors' houses, and we will go back early tomorrow morning." ”

After speaking, Xue Dongnan turned around and left the room, and closed the door by the way, Xiao Xiao curled up in the corner of the wall with a little fear.

After Xue Dongnan went out, he suddenly found a few people sneakily walking towards the firewood room, Xue Dongnan was also a little curious about what was going on, so he followed.

"What are you looking at......" Xue Dongnan asked in a low voice.

"Shh......h There's a pretty girl taking a bath. ”

A male classmate said.

When the words fell, several people were stunned at the same time, and then they came back and found that it was Xue Dongnan, and their faces immediately changed.

"Ahem...... Nothing......"

"Let's ...... away"

Several men immediately ran away, Xue Dongnan scratched his head, thinking to himself if he was so scared.

"Who's out there!" Suddenly, a mentally handicapped voice came from inside the firewood room.

Xue Dongnan was shocked, he didn't expect that it was the mentally handicapped who was taking a bath inside, and he was ready to sneak away quietly, but he didn't expect the mentally retarded to open the door and come out.

"Ah, it's a poor brother-in-law!"

The mentally handicapped exclaimed: "Poor brother-in-law, you actually watched the baby take a bath, did you still take Sister Cola in your eyes!" ”

"You listen to my explanation......" Xue Dongnan opened his mouth to explain, but the mentally handicapped screamed, and said angrily: "Poor brother-in-law, you have no conscience, Sister Coke can let you take advantage of you and you don't do it, you just like to look at your sister-in-law, no, I must tell Sister Coke about this!" ”

Xue Dongnan knew that he couldn't argue, but he didn't care, he just let the mentally handicapped mess around, anyway, Coke would never believe the other party's words.

"Hey, poor brother-in-law, don't go, you come back for me......"

Xue Dongnan didn't bother to take care of the other party, and went back to the room to sleep by himself, and the mentally handicapped began to yell outside, but soon countless dog barks sounded, and there was soon no sound in the yard.

"Mentally retarded."

After Xue Dongnan pursed his lips, he turned off the light casually and lay down with peace of mind.

The next day.

Xue Dongnan woke up early, and when he walked out of the room, he waved his hand to say hello when he saw that his classmates had begun to pack up their things, but the eyes of these people seemed to be a little weird when they looked at him.

At this time, Xiao Xiao also came over, and Xue Dongnan was about to speak, but he didn't expect Xiao Xiao to come over and slap him, and said angrily: "Shameless!" ”

"What?" Xue Dongnan looked at each other in amazement.

"You still don't admit it, everyone knows."

Xiao Xiao pinched his waist and accused Xue Dongnan of saying: "You know everything about watching the mentally handicapped take a bath last night, and you still want to quibble!" ”

"I'll rub!"

Xue Dongnan instantly understood what was going on, he looked up and saw that the mentally handicapped was hiding behind the pillar and snickering, he chased after him without saying a word, and shouted: "Mentally retarded, you stop for me, you explain it to everyone!" ”

"Come on, poor brother-in-law, you're chasing me......"

The mentally handicapped turned around and ran, playing hide and seek with Xue Nannan, jumping up and down in the yard, and finally Xue Dongnan caught the other party, but the mentally handicapped turned his eyes closed, looking generous and righteous.

Xue Dongnan hated that iron could not be made of steel, raised his hand, and roared: "Explain it to me quickly, you return my innocence, you pit brother-in-law like this, is your brain sick!" ”

"yes." The mentally handicapped opened his eyes wide, and said with a smile: "The baby's brain is sick, poor brother-in-law, what can you do to me, you bite me?" ”

"I'll hit you!" Xue Dongnan showed a fierce look.

"You fight." The mentally handicapped suddenly became aggrieved, tears flashed in his eyes, and he choked up: "I know that the poor brother-in-law loves me the most, if you are willing to beat it, then kill the baby...... When the time comes, you can live with Sister Cola for the rest of your life. ”

Looking at the pitiful appearance of the mentally handicapped, many male classmates were deceived, they came over and pulled Xue Dongnan away, and said: "Don't get along with a little girl, we all believe that you are innocent." ”

Xue Dongnan's lungs exploded, and he said: "Don't be deceived by her grievances, she lied to you, she has a sick brain." ”

"Humph!"

The mentally handicapped snorted and said, "Obviously you are a poor brother-in-law, you have a brain disease, you have been diagnosed with mental illness, and you still don't admit it." ”

"Look what this is."

The mentally handicapped took out a notebook from his pocket, and Xue Dongnan was dumbfounded, because this was his psychiatric certificate.

"Give me back my ......" Xue Dongnan reached out to grab it, and the mentally handicapped immediately ran away with a smile and shouted: "Come and see, this is the poor brother-in-law's mental illness certificate, I didn't lie to you." ”

"Wow, that's a fake."

A group of classmates immediately watched curiously, and when they looked through it, it was written in a similar way, and even stamped.

Xue Dongnan secretly said that it was bad, although this thing was real, but he was really not sick, if this was passed back, how could he still be mixed up at school.

"You, are you really mentally ill?" Xiao Xiao asked with a look of astonishment.

The faces of the other classmates also became very strange, and they all trembled with fear at the thought that they were actually mentally ill.

"That...... Let's go first, bye-bye. ”

Several classmates immediately made excuses to leave, and they didn't dare to stay here anymore, in case Xue Dongnan had a psychotic attack and killed them, it would be over.

Xue Dongnan stretched out his hand to snatch back the certificate, and glared at the mentally handicapped fiercely: "Do you know if you killed me!" ”

The mentally handicapped stuck out his tongue: "The baby just wants to make a joke, poor brother-in-law, you won't really be angry, it's a big deal that the baby buys you a cone to eat, hum, stingy!" ”

Xiao Xiao covered her mouth in shock, she never imagined that her table mate was actually mentally ill, and she couldn't help but feel a little afraid when she thought that she would have to be at the same table with the other party in the future.

"Xiao Xiao, you misunderstood, this certificate is fake, do you think I look like a psychopath?" Xue Dongnan smiled bitterly.

Xiao Xiao nodded hurriedly and said, "I understand now, you just deliberately lied to me, there was nothing at all on the mountain last night, did you knock me out!" ”

"I'll go ......" Xue Dongnan didn't expect Xiao Xiao to think about this, he was just about to explain, but he didn't expect Teacher Wang to come back with a vegetable basket.

"Teacher Wang......" Xiao Xiao immediately ran over and asked, "Did Xue Dongnan send me back last night?" ”

"Hmm." Teacher Wang nodded slightly.

"Humph!"

Xiao Xiao is now more sure that it must be Xue Dongnan who thinks about her, and then he didn't succeed, so he had to send her down.

Thinking of this, Xiao Xiao gritted his teeth and said, "It turns out that you are this kind of person, I am wrong about you." With that, she turned and ran away.

Xue Dongnan saw that the misunderstanding was getting deeper and deeper, so he chased him out.

The mentally handicapped laughed proudly, thinking that if the baby didn't play tricks on your poor brother-in-law, he wouldn't be a good baby.