Chapter 130: The First Little Fat Man of the Ming Dynasty
Qianqing Palace, in the outer hall.
Zhao Hao was waiting for the emperor's summons with the Li family brothers and sisters, when he suddenly heard the shout of Gonggong Feng outside the palace gate.
But it's a tone I've never heard before, like a loving grandmother.
"Prince, slow down, don't fall!"
Before he could finish speaking, he heard a pop, and a round thing tripped over the threshold and slammed it on the ground.
"Oh, Prince!" Gonggong Feng screamed and rushed in like a whirlwind.
actually grabbed in front of the small inner prison standing on the side and picked up the lump of meat.
Only then did Zhao Hao see that it was a child. It's no wonder that Zhao Gongzi is clumsy, after all, after he came to Daming, the children he saw were thinner than the other, and even the children of large families were very slim. It's the first time he's seen such a fat kid.
I saw that the child's cheeks were bulging, and his round head was full of meat. Fang just stumbled and dropped off the bright yellow 'claw pull hat' on his head, revealing a small bald head that was shiny and shiny, like a little fat monk.
This is not surprising, the children of the dynasty have the custom of shaving their hair, and the children of the royal family are no exception, and there is also a special 'grate room' in the palace to cut the hair of the prince and the princess. When the emperor's children are born, they cut their hair at the full moon, and after the name of the 100th day, they shave their hair on schedule, which is called 'please hair'. Like the folk children, they all shaved off their hair, leaving nothing behind, and did not begin to grow their hair until they were ten years old.
Of course, they usually wear clawed hats, and the ministers can't see their bald heads.
The claw pull hat just rolled to Zhao Hao's feet, and when he bent down to pick it up, he saw that the little fat man finally came back to his senses, and he cried. While crying, he kicked and kicked Feng Bao, complaining that he was falling on himself.
Feng Bao hugged him carefully and accompanied him, and glared fiercely at the little chamberlain who was kneeling next to him. "What do you eat with long eyes? Don't know what to do? If you break the prince, you all have to die! ”
"Pull them down and hit the board!" The little fat man also cried. The two poor chamberlains were dragged down, but he still didn't give up, slashing his head and covering his face to beat his 'big companion'.
Li Mingyue leaned into Zhao Hao's ear and muttered, "This is Zhu Yijun's nasty ghost." ”
When she was a child, she liked this well-behaved cousin. But since this kid became the prince, he has been used to being indecent. In front of the emperor and the two mothers, they can still be a little restrained, and as soon as they leave their sight, they will immediately be lawless and go to the house to reveal the tiles.
Last summer, the crown prince tried to stuff a frog into the collar of her personal palace maid, Caiyun. was taught a hard lesson by Li Mingyue, and since then the two have been unhappy with each other.
Zhao Haoxin said, worthy of Wanli, three years old to see the old, old yin and yang.
Seeing that Feng Bao was about to be tossed and broken up by the prince, Li Chengen couldn't stand it anymore, walked over, picked up the prince who was fluttering, slapped him twice on the ass and said, "It's almost there, what kind of ability is it to bully the eunuch?" ”
"You dare to hit me?" Zhu Yijun was so angry that his hands and feet fluttered, as if he was about to become a flying god pig. After seeing each other clearly, he suddenly lost his temper. "Hey, cousin, you're back......"
Just like Li Chengen worships Zhao Erye, he also worships his eldest cousin when he is a child. So as soon as he heard Feng Bao say that his aunt's family had returned, he hurriedly ran over and then tripped on the threshold.
"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is fat again." Li Chengen put him on the ground, touched Zhu Yijun's double chin and said, "You have to lose weight, otherwise you won't be able to see your own chicks." ”
"You can see it, believe it or not." Zhu Yijun was in a hurry, and was about to untie his trouser belt, but found that he couldn't. "Companion, quickly untie the belt of Hongu's trousers."
Feng Bao is this sweat, Li Niangniang is reluctant to let the prince play with the little lord, and this is the reason. What can you learn from this bastard?
Of course, there is also the reason why Concubine Li Guifei does not want the prince to get too close to the eldest princess's family, but this reason cannot be put forward.
Gonggong Feng persuaded the seven-year-old prince to take off his pants.
Zhu Yijun and Li Chengen finished making love, and their eyes fell on Zhao Hao over their cousins who hated each other.
"Who are you, why are you here?" The little fat man asked politely.
"This is what my brother Zhao Hao mentioned to you." Li Chengen is usually not in tune, but he is still reliable at critical moments, and he is busy relieving Zhao Gongzi.
"Oh, Zhao Ritian?" The little fat man obviously had an impression of him, and with Feng Bao's support, he stood on the official hat chair, looked at Zhao Hao and said, "You made the telescope?" ”
"Uh......" The corners of Zhao Gongzi's mouth twitched a few times, and he said in his heart, what the hell is Zhao Ritian?
"Be respectful of Brother Zhao." Li Mingyue was furious when she heard this, and shook her fist at the prince.
"Zhao Ritian, Zhao Ritian!" The little fat man was not afraid of her, and he cried out more and more.
Since the last time he was scared to cry, he had already learned from his grandfather that no one in the world dared to lift a finger against him. No matter how fierce my cousin is, she can only scare and scare herself, and she doesn't dare to do it.
"You!" Li Mingyue hated it so much, but she really couldn't do anything about him.
"Almost." Li Chengen had to go out to let Zhu Yijun stop. The little lord said to Zhao Hao embarrassedly: "This is last year when you took that hot air balloon to the sky, and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince also saw it in the palace." When I saw it, I asked me where I was sacred, doing such an awesome feat. I took a branch and wrote your name on the ground, but the writing was a little broken, and he pronounced it as Zhao ...... Day by day. ”
"You just take it apart, it's also heaven." Zhao Hao's sweat, he suddenly found that 'Yuetian' was not much stronger than 'Ritian'.
Fortunately, Daming does not have a literary prison, otherwise with this name, he would have been clicked.
"You're so sorry, do you have any new gadgets for this palace?" Zhu Yijun looked at Zhao Hao expectantly, just like Nobita looking at Tinker Bell.
Zhao Gongzi has a feeling that he is a blue fat man. Fortunately, he knew that he was going to enter the palace, so he brought a few gadgets with him as gifts.
However, Zhao Hao refused to take it out immediately. Because the little fat man in front of him will rule the Ming Dynasty for forty-eight years in the future.
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Zhu Yijun is the future Wanli Emperor and the first person responsible for playing the Ming Dynasty. The so-called 'Ming Shi died in Wanli' is not a lie, and the stall left by this goods to future generations is really bad. and the little carpenter and the unhappy two two hundred and five, only to overturn the aircraft carrier of the Ming Dynasty. Demonstrated to the world, how can the flying dragon lose on the face?
And according to Zhao Hao's research, Wanli's perverse behavior has a lot to do with his educational failure in his youth.
The iron triangle composed of Li Niangniang, Feng Bao, and Zhang Juzheng showed an exceptionally high efficiency in governance. But in the education of the little emperor, it failed in a mess.
It is precisely because the three of them are too strict and too strict with the precocious Wanli, and even threaten to abolish him and replace his younger brother as the emperor, so that Wanli has formed a distorted performance personality. The more obedient and gentle he is on the surface, the more rebellious he is inside. This caused him to have a big outburst and a big counterattack after Zhang Juzheng's death, not to mention Zhang Zheng, but also to kill Zhang Dang......
After killing Zhang Dang, in order to show that he was stronger than the surname Zhang, he was also pretending to be diligent for a few years. It turned out that the matter of governing the country is really not 'I can do it', I am tired of being a dog and not talking about it, and I have done a lot of mistakes and been scolded a lot, and I have no sense of accomplishment.
Then Wanli found a truth, I don't go to work and play with my sister every day, it's so cool! So he stopped going to court for decades......
Although his grandfather did not go to court, Jiajing was still in charge of things, and he knew how to arrange the right officials in the right positions. He really didn't care about anything, and there were too many people who scolded him, so he simply threw all the officials home. The court was empty, and the world was finally pure.
The Ming Dynasty, a broken car with a whole body problem, actually realized unmanned driving 400 years ahead of schedule! It's no wonder if the car is not destroyed!
Therefore, how to repair this bear child and prevent him from going to extremes is a major issue related to the trend of history.
Although it happened suddenly and was not well thought out, with Zhao Gongzi's wisdom in life, it was more than enough to coax a little child.
Seeing Zhu Yijun stretch out his little fat hand towards him, he smiled and said, "Keep your mouth clean, I'll give you something fun." ”
"You!" His Royal Highness the Crown Prince was about to get angry, but after listening to the second half, he stiffened his face and said, "What's so funny? ”
"You can move the picture by yourself." Zhao Hao tempted him.
"That'...... All right. Zhu Yijun was only seven years old after all, and he couldn't resist the temptation of toys, so he obediently suppressed his temper and shouted: "Brother Zhao." ”
"Hey." Zhao Gongzi almost didn't hold back, let Wanli call Brother Sheng, it felt very cool. If you can follow Huazi again, you will have no regrets in life.
He took out an inch-thick disc from his sleeve, put it on the table, and said, "Come, I'll teach you how to play." ”
Wanli ...... crossed it out, changed it to Zhu Yijun, jumped off the chair, jumped to his side, and according to Zhao Hao's guidance, put his eyes on the lens of the wall. Zhao Hao slowly rotated the handle and let His Royal Highness the Crown Prince enjoy the earliest animated silent film in history.
This is the 'moving mirror movie' that Xu Yuanchun and Xu Weizhi have concocted, which can be regarded as the third generation of tricks. There are two main improvements, one is the use of the periscope principle, which can bring a better viewing experience. The second is to replace the original disassembly action paper with only one circle of paper scrolls with 360 consecutive animations. And use the machine to drive a rotating disk, rotate the handle to see the moving people, the changing scene.
And most importantly, because the picture is long enough, it is finally possible to start expressing the narrative beyond the hunt.
In Zhao Hao's opinion, between this thing and the diorama, there is only a stable and bright light source. Coupled with a slide projector, you can even play animated movies directly......
Thanks to the blessing of his two disciples, Zhao Gongzi felt for the first time that he could watch movies again in his lifetime.
Although this thing is only a half-finished product, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince can't look at it, and he said excitedly again: "Fuck, this one!" ”
Zhao Gongzi rolled his eyes helplessly, and when he heard this, he knew who taught him these dirty words.
The little lord smiled and muttered in a low voice, "I also learned from the old-timers." ”
Zhao Haoxin said, your seniors learned from me.
After a turn of feelings, Zhu Yijun's swear words still originated from Zhao Gongzi's ......
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