Chapter 168: Help, Someone Is Shameless......
Seeing that Huang Jieyuan was about to faint, Wu Kangyuan hurriedly supported him and slapped him in the back and said: "Wake up, wake up, wake up, wake up......"
"No, I don't, I'm dreaming." Huang Jieyuan relied on Wu Kangyuan and did not open his eyes.
"Brother Huang, be strong."
"Congratulations." Over there, Second Master Zhao still couldn't figure out the situation, and smiled at Huang Jieyuan:
"After congratulating Dengke, Ming Xuan entered Zichen. I also look at the trial list, and I see bitter people. ”
Huang Hongxian was hit hard when he landed, and when he saw the sky full of Venus with his eyes closed, he felt his brain buzzing.
Zhao Shouzheng and Wu Kangyuan are the new science and technology scholars who were elected to Zichen together. He dismissed Yuanlang in a dignified manner, but he became a bitter man on the retry list......
Zhao Hao glanced at his father when he heard this, and he didn't know if his words were intentional or unintentional.
Just when I didn't know whether to comfort or make fun of it, Huang Jieyuan, who was newly falling, saw his five disciples coming over with sad faces.
Zhao Hao sighed in his heart, what does it matter if Huang Jieyuan or Huang Feihong is there, and hurriedly asked, "What's the matter, did you fail the test?" ”
"Yes, Master, I have disappointed you......" The eldest disciple fell to his knees and cried.
Let the senior brother be infected, and the rest of the disciples also knelt down one after another, crying loudly, attracting everyone's sideways.
When Huang Jieyuan heard the crying, he opened a crack and saw the five boys who were making fun of him, and his heart suddenly felt much more comfortable.
I deserve it, you just made fun of me, and I didn't hit it, right?
He slowly straightened up, and when he opened his eyes, he heard the men crying and talking.
"Master, I've disappointed you, I took the penultimate exam, I'm just a donkey, Ang Ang ......" Yu Shenxing slapped himself hard.
"Master, I don't say I'm smart anymore, I'm just a pig, hum......" Hua Shuyang lost his soul in his eyes.
"Master, I haven't taken a foodie exam yet, I'm not worthy of being your big disciple, expel me from the school, I'm not even as good as a eunuch, ......"
"Master, I'm sorry for the senior brother and the second senior brother, I'm just a monkey, squeak......" Jin Xuezeng's face was full of shame.
"Master, I, I, I also took the last place in the exam." Wang Dingjue also cried heartbroken. "I'm just a piece of wood......"
Seeing this, all the people laughed, regardless of whether they were Chinese or not.
"What is this going to be, not even a human being to do it?"
"Let you not do your job, what kind of science ...... to learn" There were many people present who had listened to Zhao Hao's lectures in Lingji Palace, and there were many who were almost pulled closer to the pyramid scheme nest by Sanyang.
At this time, they couldn't help but gloat: "If you don't have a good literary meeting, don't you worship a child as a teacher, isn't this nonsense?" ”
"What the hell is this?"
"Sun thief, are you sitting on wax now? Exit it. ”
When Huang Jieyuan heard this, he actually had a heart of sympathy for the same disease and hatred for the enemy. He finally opened his eyes and shouted to the people who said cool things: "Who hasn't had a short stirrup? Have you ever been left behind? ”
"Don't cry, the bad guys will laugh." After drinking and stopping those lifters, he seemed to say to Wuyang, as if he was exhorting himself:
"We're still young, it's a big deal to come back in three years!"
"We won't be able to do it in three years." But I heard Wuyang sob.
"Why?" Huang Jieyuan and everyone were stunned.
"I can't retake the exam because I was selected...... Wang Wuyang cried: "I want to retake the exam, but the Ministry of Rites won't let me." ”
"Got it?" Huang Jieyuan felt that his head was a little unreasonable, and asked Yu Shenxing: "Didn't you say that you took the penultimate exam?" ”
"I'm the last one!" But I heard Zhao Shouzheng proudly say loudly: "The name is everywhere Sun Shan." Sun Shan is here! ”
"Then ...... you" Huang Jieyuan and the others looked at Yu Shenxing, puzzled: "Which one is the first-to-last?" ”
"I am the penultimate ...... among the same senior brothers" Yu Shenxing wiped his tears and said: "I only took the sixty-sixth exam, which is worse than my senior brothers and brothers, isn't it the first?" ”
"Is that okay?" The west wind blew up the withered grass, and Huang Jieyuan was petrified on the spot.
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After listening to Yu Liuliu's words, the audience was silent for a while, and he laughed at their actions, and he couldn't wait to disappear.
Sixty-six people cried like this...... Ninety percent of the people present should hang themselves directly?
Those Chinese-style lifts that jumped, shouted, shouted, kissed, hugged, and vented their joy, all wilted now.
After all, the vast majority of people are not as good as him.
"You say." Huang Jieyuan was even more crazy, pointed at Hua Shuyang again, and asked, "Why do you scold yourself for being a pig?" ”
"I, Hua Shuyang, only took the forty exams, what am I if I'm not a pig?" Hua Shuyang beat his chest and knees, crying and said: "I have done so many geometry problems in vain, I ......"
"Four, forty, isn't that a good ranking?" The lifters went to see the apricot list, and sure enough, forty people named Hua Shuyang couldn't help but be annoyed: "What else are you dissatisfied with?" ”
"Maybe you'll be satisfied." Hua Shuyang cried so much that his snot snot sobbed, but his group taunting skills were not affected in the slightest.
"You!" The crowd is eager to tear this guy's mouth apart, how can anyone talk like this?
Although he is telling the truth, it is precisely because he is telling the truth that he is angry!
"Eunuch, what about you?" Everyone looked at the elder brother again.
"As a role model under the science sect and a senior brother admired by the juniors and disciples, he should not lose to anyone." Wang Wuyang closed his eyes painfully and said: "I only got twenty-two in the exam, and the one in front of me turned out to be a person who only knows how to eat all day long." ”
"I call it a food, I ......," Wu Kangyuan was not happy.
"It's all the same." The senior brother sighed and said, "A person who wastes his energy on satisfying his appetite is not a foodie, what is it?" ”
Chef Wang, who had just squeezed in with the "......", suffered a merciless crit. In order to avoid embarrassment, he took advantage of the fact that people were not paying attention and quietly withdrew.
"What about you?" The people looked at the monkey again.
"Originally, my two senior brothers were both in the Book of Changes, but in order to let me get the top spot, they temporarily replaced the "Book of Rites" and "Book of Rites", and as a result, I only took the tenth place in the exam, squeaky ......"
Jin Xuezeng said to himself: "For a waste like me, Master should have made me kneel in the door hole and become a 'Golden Arch'." ”
This is still the nickname given to him by Zhao Hao, because he squatted in the arched doorway of Zhao's house for eight days......
The senior brothers did not call him Dayang, but called him so.
"Uh......" The lifters are no longer able to complain. The tenth place is also a frontispiece, okay?
It's just bad luck that I didn't become the Jingkui, so I succumbed to the Yakui of the Book of Changes......
Moreover, the Jing Kui of the Book of Changes is the son of Chen Ge Lao. As far as Jin Xuezeng's small nose and small eyes are concerned, even if he is a flower in the exam, it is impossible to surpass Chen Gongzi.
His two senior brothers are even more excessive!
It takes more than ten years of hard work for a scholar to govern a classic, so how can he have time to study other scriptures at the same time?
The two of them actually gave up the scripture when they were about to take the exam and replaced it with a scripture that they had not taken before.
As a result, not only was he selected, but one ranked forty and the other ranked twenty-two, which is simply insulting, okay?
That's it, still sad like a dead mother?
Beasts! It's not human......
Everyone decided to stay away from this group of perverts, otherwise the road of life in the future will be narrower and darker.
"Why didn't anyone ask me?!" Wang Dingjue, who was strong, was reluctant, and protested loudly: "You all asked them!" ”
"Well, then why do you also say that you are the first from the bottom?" Someone asked helplessly.
"Because I'm fifth, the last of the five!" Wang Dingjue had a strong expression of 'wanting to be ashamed and then brave', and announced loudly: "You can call me 'Wang Lao Wu' in the future." Shame me! ”
'Help, there's someone here pretending to die!' 'The lifters covered their ears, and did not listen to these words of tigers and wolves, and shouted in their hearts:
'Shuntian Mansion doesn't care? No matter where we go to beat the drums! ’
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