367 Take anatomy lessons
Hey! Pierce a few holes in the condom, Dean Fang! Director Yu! I'm going to surprise you guys! Ha Lu Ha! Jiang Fan was bad enough, and pierced all the condoms in Dean Fang's drawer with a few holes, and then put the condoms back in their place.
Jiang Fan found photos of several other women in Dean Fang's drawer, one of which was when he met the female teacher in the corridor, and the other photos he didn't know, it seemed that they were either teachers or women outside.
The wheezing sound in Director Yu's office next door finally stopped, and he saw Dean Fang lifting his pants, and knew that he was going back to the dean's office. Jiang Fan immediately quietly walked out of the office and walked downstairs, less than two minutes after Jiang Fan left, the door of Director Yu's office opened, and Yu Caihong stretched out his head and looked around.
When Yu Caihong's head retracted, Dean Fang came out, and while sorting out his clothes, he touched the thinning hair on the top of his bare head with his hand, and quickly entered his office.
After Jiang Fan left the teacher's building, he went directly back to the class, this class was human anatomy, and he had to go to the dissection room to see the anatomy. Jiang Fan thought to himself, these girls must be very afraid of human dissection, unexpectedly, the girls in the class were very happy, and they were simply cheering.
Jiang Fan was stunned for a moment, "Xiaofu, are these still girls?" Why aren't you afraid of dissecting corpses? ”
Huang Fu shook his head and said, "I don't know what to do!" ”
Jiang Fan saw that the fat man Zhang Yu was smiling the happiest, and the flesh on his face was about to fall, so he patted Zhang Yu's fat shoulder and said, "Octopus! I don't understand why you girls are so excited about taking human anatomy class? Aren't you girls afraid of corpses? ”
Zhang Yu glanced at Jiang Fan, his eyes narrowed with a smile, "You don't know what to do with this, let me tell you." When we girls took a human anatomy class in their freshman year, everyone was scared and cried wolf, and almost all of them vomited as if they were pregnant. ”
Jiang Fan and Huang Fu looked at the fat man Zhang Yu, and the two of them looked puzzled, "That's weird, are you used to it?" Huang Fu asked.
"Hehe, this is not the main reason, in the sophomore year, when we girls entered the dissection room, basically no one vomited, but they were tired of watching, and some girls dared to use knives to dissect it! For example, I was one of them, and I dug out the heart of that boy's corpse! ”
No way! This fat man is really perverted at night, Jiang Fan and Huang Fu looked at Zhang Yu with a shocked face, "Why aren't you afraid of corpses at all?" Huang Fu asked.
"Hmph, I have fallen out of love eight times in my sophomore year, and I think of the corpse as the stinky man who dumped me, so I hate him to death, thinking about it like this, I am really not afraid at all, as long as I stab the first time, I will find that the corpse is a corpse, and it can be slaughtered at will, there is nothing to be afraid of!" Zhang Yu said with a big belly and a smile.
Jiang Fan now fully understands that these girls have fallen out of love, and they have transferred the pain of falling out of love to the anatomy.
"Then in your junior year, why are you fighting to dissect corpses?" Huang Fu was surprised.
"Hehe, in college, don't you know that this ballad is circulating on the campus of Ludao: freshman girls rush to ask for it, sophomore girls pick it up, and junior girls don't want it! Senior girls are going to hang themselves. We don't want it anymore now, we hate those boys who like the new and hate the old, as long as we take an anatomy class, we will fight to go up, you will cut me and I, and the corpse will be dissected soon! Zhang Yu gestured with his fat hand as he spoke, as if he was chopping vegetables.
"Holy! Where is this autopsy, this is crushing corpses! No wonder when I was at Tokai Medical College, those junior girls were so crazy about dissecting corpses! Jiang Fan sighed secretly.
Huang Fu was dumbfounded, damn me! These girls are simply broken corpses without blinking!
Seeing Jiang Fan and Huang Fu stunned, Zhang Yu smiled and said, "Don't be afraid, you are the only two boys in our nursing class, and you are the hope of our junior girls!" We'll protect you! ”
No way! Jiang Fan and Huang Fu were stunned, and they also called themselves flower messengers, and they saw that those girls were the "melon messengers"! Because men are fools in the eyes of women, they are called "melon messengers"
The dissection room of Hanghu Hospital is in the basement of the teaching building, this place is very close to the student canteen, sometimes Jiang Fan thinks, the meat in the canteen is so cheap, will it be the meat in the dissection room, of course this is cranky!
The dissection room was very shady, and Jiang Fan immediately felt a chill after entering, and those girls were chattering one by one, basically sharpening their knives.
In the center of the dissection room was a male corpse, this man was not very old, about twenty years old, with short hair, dark skin, thick hands, thick finger joints, thick calluses on the soles of his feet, and he looked like he was doing gravity work.
Generally, the autopsy of medical schools is bought with money, either it is a human corpse without human beings, or the family has no money and sells the corpse, and this corpse belongs to the latter situation. The man, a construction worker named Duwang, died of a heart attack during construction. The family is a remote rural village, so poor that they don't even have money for burial, and the owner of the building only gives a small pension, which is not enough for the family to eat, drink, and travel to and fro, so they can only sell the body.
Jiang Fan knew at a glance that this corpse was a migrant worker, and he himself was from the countryside, and he couldn't help but feel a little unbearable when he thought that this person was going to be broken by these girls.
The teacher in the anatomy class was a male teacher in his forties, his name was Xie Podao, he held a scalpel in his hand, and he was already insensitive, "Students, today's human anatomy class is mainly to understand the human heart organ, this man died of heart disease, so that we can better observe what is the difference between his heart and the heart we dissected before!" ”
Xie Podao took out rubber gloves, put on gloves, and skillfully cut the heart of Du Wangcub with a scalpel, and after a few cuts, the dark purple heart was revealed.
Teacher Xie pointed a scalpel at his heart and said, "Did you see that?" His heart was dark purple, obvious myocardial ischemia, and his heart was enlarged, and he had a serious heart attack. With such a serious heart attack and still doing the work of a construction worker, he will definitely die! ”
Next, Mr. Xie talked about a lot of medical knowledge about the heart, what the heart is the official thinking, what arteries, etc., basically few people are willing to listen to this boring theory, and they are eager to practice it in person immediately.
Because every time I take an anatomy class, as long as the teacher finishes the theory, the rest of the time is practice, and the so-called practice is to let you take a knife to dissect the cadaver, which is a very scary thing for girls, but for the students in the junior nursing class, this is a venting thing.
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