I was scared when I saw the awesome posture of these patients, I didn't want to be stunned by these people's farts, I shouted, uncles, don't mess with me like this, I have money, I have money! Don't me, I'm new. Give face.

That old Yang immediately told someone to stop, don't mess with me yet, his eyes were bright and bright, he pulled me out of bed, and asked in a low voice, how much, how much, we treat you as our own.

I was speechless, grass, just now I said that I was going to kill me, saying that I was a spy, and now I hear that I have money, and I don't have any principles at all, but what are they asking for money in a mental hospital? Especially this old Yang, you can tell at a glance that he is a greedy person.

"How much do you want." I immediately asked, "It's the best thing to buy people off with money."

"A million." Lao Yang looked at me a little embarrassed, "If you think it's a little more, it's okay, you can give 800,000, I see that you are the dragon among people, and you have a special familiar feeling, as if we were a family in our last life." ”

Such shameless words, it is really worthy of being said by people in mental hospitals, who were members of the family in their previous lives? Hmph, the surnames are all different. It's just nonsense. I asked, with some curiosity; "What do you want money for? You can't get out again. "Is this really a psychiatric hospital? Why do I find that the people here are all sober and sober, except that they dress and act a little crazy.

"I want money to see, I want money to save, you know?" Lao Yang taught me, "Do you have money? If not, accept our punishment, we're going to fart and stun you, we're not kidding, we were fifty sweet potatoes yesterday. ”

I exhaled a breath, cow pen, I said; "Well, that's fine, a million little meaning. I am indeed rich and I am also a dragon among men, Uncle Yang, did you have any spies before? ”

"Yes, there are spies. Lao Yang said very seriously, "Look, it's a spy again, it's a spy again," pointing out the window.

I looked outside, there was a pigeon, and I gave a thumbs up; "Well, it's indeed a spy, a big spy, I know, Uncle Yang."

Crazy, nerves, I don't want to bird you anymore.

At this time, two people in white coats came into the ward, a man and a woman, and the woman was a little beautiful, and when these patients saw this woman, they all shouted for their mother, mother, to eat.

The female doctor said very kindly; "Okay, okay, the children should be obedient, and then Mommy will give you food."

Lao Yang and a few guys immediately clapped their palms excitedly, looking happy.

"You take them out," the male doctor said back to the female doctor.

The female doctor nodded and took Lao Yang and the others out, and Lao Yang gave me a look when he went out, signaling me not to forget to give money. I think Lao Yang seems to be very normal? Is he pretending? Are the people here all pretending to be too?

Hey, that's a headache.

"You are Chen San, who came from next door." The male doctor said, "Yes, although it looks quite dark, I can see that your skin is very smooth. ”

I almost vomited a mouthful of blood, this male doctor looks very decent, and he really speaks very rogues, so shameless, no one here can believe it.

"I'm white." I said seriously, "I'm the whitest person on Mars, and you guys here are dark." ”

"Well, yes, you sit down and don't be nervous. "It's safe and warm here, and you can make it your home." ”

I say; "Yes, this is Mars." I sat down.

The male doctor came over, sat down with him, and put one hand on my thigh. My eyelids twitched, numb, what are you doing? Is this going to rub oil?

Then the male doctor turned his head and said with a very caring look in his eyes: "You are the youngest patient here, I will cure you." ”

I laughed, then picked my nose with my hand, and then reached out to him: "Hello, big brother." ”

This guy seems to be a little clean, and when he saw me picking his nose so bluntly, as if there was something on his fingers, he stood up in fright, and said with a somewhat unhappy face; "You sleep first, and I'll come to see you in a few hours."

"Don't go, I want to talk to you about Mars." I hugged this man's thigh.

"Get out." The doctor shouted, pumping his legs and leaving.

When he was gone, I got up, washed my hands, and walked out of the room, where there were some patients in the corridor, and a few of them were actually discussing whether the sun was better or the moon was so mentally retarded.

There are several philosophical questions that are being debated about whether men live longer or women who live longer. I feel like I'm going to go into another utopian world, where people are crazy, but I feel like I'm crazy.

They discussed it in a serious, solemn manner, not a casual joke.

All I can say is that life is full of drama.

The mental hospital is so big, where can I find the Fire Cloud Evil God? And if those people knew I wasn't mentally ill, they would have tormented me.

"Boy." A guy suddenly hugged me and whispered to me. "I like you."

"Grass." I punched him and made him cry, "Get out of the way, I'm not a." ”

After a few minutes, I was in despair because I seemed to be lost, is that weird? I walked and walked, but I couldn't find the end, and when I turned back, I was back in my original position.

"Could it be that this is a mental hospital set up by the Bagua Array?" I said to myself, "Not so slinging?

If that's the case, it does prevent someone from running out, walking around, and back in place. I made a mark in front of a door, and then I took a punch very seriously.

Finally, it's back to where it was.

Now I can be sure that this is the Bagua Array, and if I don't find the "eyes", I won't be able to get out of here. The corridors here all seem to be the same, even the furnishings are the same.

"Boy." Lao Yang suddenly came over when I was anxious. "Where's the money?"

I immediately took out a note, and then asked him for a pen, and then, I wrote 1 million to Lao Yang.

"Thank you, thank you, it's really a million." Lao Yang was overjoyed, "You are the first person to be so generous to me." ”

"You're welcome, I only have this million." I said heahe.

Then, Lao Yang directly hit me on the forehead.

"Boy, you are mentally ill when you are Lao Tzu, what about money?"

I was depressed; "This is money, huh? Million. ”

"It's not money, it's paper." Lao Yang stared at me fiercely, "I'm the boss here, don't push me to be in a hurry, otherwise, I'll call someone to kill you." ”

I said seriously: "I am the one sent by Mars to conquer the earth, you have to kneel, now, you kneel." ”

Lao Yang looked at me and suddenly laughed; "Yes, yes, you have a talent for acting."

"What?"

I asked, mainly I just came here and didn't know what was going on, who were the good guys and who were the bad guys, I didn't understand? Lao Yang seems to be a normal person, besides, I can't figure out if this person is still a spy.

Or someone from the hospital, who the fuck knows?

So, I'm going to be very careful.

"You're not mentally ill." Lao Yang said, 'Don't think I don't know, you have money, I can smell money, you have a lot of money.' “

"I have a lot of 100 million." I said, "Do you want it?" ”

"All I need is a million." Lao Yang looked at me stubbornly, then looked left and right, made sure that no one was looking at us, and pulled me to a room.

"Boy, my name is Yang Tianwang." Lao Yang said, "In the past, I was a big name in the rivers and lakes, a big man at the level of a king, but when I was in the Northeast, I was the boss." ”

"Hello." I said, "The man of the king." ‘

"I'm serious with you." Yang Tianwang said, "I deliberately pretended to be sick, so that they wouldn't find out." ”

"Oh, I'm going to tell them." I made it look like I was going to run out.

Yang Tianwang didn't know where to find a dagger, put it on my neck, and threatened me; "Don't make a noise, or I'll kill you, and say, 'Who sent you, is that the one who sent you to kill me?'"

Well, who is going to kill Yang Tianwang? I think this mental hospital is much more fun than the one next door, it's all crazy people who pretend to be deaf and dumb, and I think if you walk around here, you might be killed, step by step, step by step.

"I don't know what you're talking about, I'm from Mars."

"Hmph, boy, tell me what's your name." The dagger in Yang Tianwang's palm shook in front of me. "Lao Tzu kills people the same as killing dogs."

"Uncle Yang, I really wasn't sent by anyone, I'm next door." I said, "I'm Xiao Chen next door, this is a beautiful misunderstanding, you must not be a spy and a spy." ”

"You are listening to the spring rain in the small building next door all night. "Yang Tianwang asked in confusion.

"Absolutely." I said, "I beat up quite a few people next door, and they sent me here to be quiet for a few days." ”

"You kid pretend to brag, don't you?" Yang Tianwang didn't believe my words, "There are people next door who are awesome in martial arts, you are a stinky boy, you actually said that you have won a lot of battles, Lao Tzu will let your blood go first, let you be honest." ”

"Don't, don't." I hurriedly said, "Uncle Yang, I really didn't lie to you. ”

Yang Tianwang didn't listen to me this time, the dagger was originally in my neck, but in order to bleed, he didn't want to kill me, so the dagger stabbed me in the thigh.

The back of my head suddenly slammed into Yang Tianwang's face, and Yang Tianwang's nosebleed spurted out, and then I grabbed his wrist and pulled him back into place, so that he could stand firmly.

"Senior Yang, why bother? We are each going our own way. ”