Chapter 40: I like to be a robber

Yun Zhao obviously felt that something was wrong with the atmosphere in the hall, and hurriedly said to Yun Jiao, who was close at hand: "Uncle Jiao, I like to be a robber!" ”

When Yun Jiao heard Yun Zhao say this, he immediately smiled, opened his mouth and spit out the smell of rotten flesh and laughed.

"I'll just say, the Yun clan has been a robber for hundreds of years, how can it be that he has been cut off in this generation.

Don't say it, my Yun clan is not good-looking, so I don't have such a little white face as you, and I will let it out in the future to inquire about the fat sheep for us, and people are not guarded, so that our business will be easy to do.

Let's talk about it first, the Yun family doesn't come out of the lewd thief! ”

The foul-smelling spit sprayed on Yun Zhao's face, which made Yun Zhao feel a little worse than dead......

Fu Bo rescued Yun Zhao from Yun Jiao's clutches, Yun Zhao wiped his face with his sleeve and said, "I want to study hard and become a big robber in the future!" ”

Yunhu said with a smile: "Good study, good study, the most profitable person in the world is the reader, the grandfathers can only be half full in the fire and water for a year, if it weren't for the support of the main lady, the cottage would have been dispersed a long time ago."

Although those who read don't rob, they make money, and they are much better than us, my baby should study, and then become a thief, this is the right way!

Wait, the doll is here for the first time, and Uncle Tiger will give you some greeting gifts! ”

The robber simply said and did things, and left Yun Zhao behind, and Yun Hu strode away from the tattered hall, making a whistle at the door, and a group of ragged bandits followed him.

Yun Jiao, who doesn't like to talk, has become a chatter today, and seeing that Yun Zhao seems to be worried, he waved his hand and said, "It's okay, it's his turn to go out today." ”

Yun Zhao gave the clouded leopard again, and after Yunxiao saluted, the hall finally quieted down.

"Fauber, haven't our family trained the manpower here well? For example, your training method? ”

Without waiting for Yunfu to answer, Yunxiao shook his head and said: "The cottage is hard, you have to rob, you have to farm, and you have to prevent the government from being idle for a while, plus the money and food can't keep up, eating is a problem, so it can only be like this." ”

Yun Zhao frowned and said, "I'm afraid it's not appropriate to go on like this, don't the uncles know about military training?" ”

Yunxiao said: "How can you not know? If it hadn't been for the Mandarin Duck Formation against the enemy all these years, the Yun Clan would have fallen long ago.

Your Uncle Jiao and Uncle Meng are rattan players, and long players, your Uncle Tiger is a spearman, and your Uncle Leopard is a javelin and short knife player, we didn't use a two-zhang bamboo gun, and your Uncle Xiao's archery skills are good, so it made do with a simple mandarin duck array.

The rest of the people in the mountains also arranged it like this, that is, there were too few weapons such as armor, rattans, long cards, and spears. ”

Yun Zhao looked at the weapon shelves in the broken hall, and couldn't help but sigh and said, "You should buy more." ”

Yun Meng smiled: "The officers and soldiers of the guard are not better than ours. ”

Yun Zhao recalled the late Ming Dynasty guards he knew, and remembered that those people were actually a group of serfs and not an army at all, so he immediately shook his head and said, "You can't compare with the officers and soldiers of the guard!"

Sixth uncle, our family has been a thief for many generations, how can it be that we are not even equipped with weapons? ”

Yun Meng, Yun Jiao, Yun Leopard, Yun Xiao all looked at Yun Fu's body, and they all stopped talking.

Yun Fu took two puffs of cigarette and said slowly: "There is a guy in the arsenal, do you want it?" Take the head of a tartar or a pirate! ”

Yunxiao coughed and said: "Fu Bo, this is the word handed down by the ancestors, and we also know that now, the Tartar is still outside the mouth, and the Tartar is gone, how do you let us get the head of the Tartar and the Wolf?" ”

Yun Fu sneered: "You didn't have no weapons before! “

Yunxiao opened his mouth, and finally slapped his thigh without saying a word.

Yun Zhao looked at Yun Fu in puzzlement, then at Yun Meng, and then at the red-faced clouded leopard, Yun Jiao, who didn't understand their words at all.

Yun Fu dragged Yun Zhao over and looked into his eyes and said, "There is a white-faced scholar named Sun Chuanting, who dug a pit in the White Horse Station at random, and killed more than 700 bullshit heroes like your sixth uncle.

When your father arrived at the White Horse Station, the second uncle, the fifth uncle, and the sixth uncle, Yunhu, Yunbao, Yunjiao, and Yunxiao were dragging Luqi to press the roadbed.

If it weren't for their notoriety on weekdays, they would probably have been buried in the roadbed...... Your father gave the eunuch Huang Yusheng two white jade Buddhas, and ten silk brocades made the family feel relieved.

thought that Sun Chuanting would be obedient, but as a result, Sun Chuanting extorted 3,000 taels of silver and 700 quintals of grain to build roads, which saved their lives.

Young master, when you go back to Xi'an with your mother in the future, you will pass by the White Horse Station, and you should be careful when you take that road, it is all your sixth uncle's hard work. ”

"Sun Chuanting?"

"That's right, Jin Shilang, the magistrate of Chang'an County."

"What kind of hole was dug?"

"The farmer accidentally dug out an immortal pearl of the night from the ground, and the box containing the pearl of the night had the words written on it - only the great hero gets it!

Then, the big heroes of Chang'an County and Lantian County flocked to it, and I don't know who did it first, this group of guys who think they are big heroes and big swordsmen, they are fighting in the dark of the White Horse Station...... Sun Chuanting led a large number of arresters from Xi'an Mansion and Chang'an County, as well as the defenders of Xi'an City, to surround the White Horse Station...... Then, within a day, the official executioner's ghost head knife chopped people's heads dozens of times.

Sun Chuanting didn't spend a penny, and also collected a large number of blades, weapons, handed over to the blacksmith to recast into hammers, chisels, shovels to your uncle, these great heroes took six months to build a seventy-mile road that was washed away by mountain floods and hindered the travel between Guanzhong and Shuzhong for five years.

Sun Chuanting was not only promoted, but also made a fortune, and the local people did not give a thumbs up when they heard Sun Chuanting's name, and as long as the local thieves heard Sun Chuanting's name, they were not afraid.

That is, Sun Chuanting has been transferred, if that person is still in Xi'an, hum...... A few of your uncles are now ......

Young master, after hearing these things, do you still want to be a thief? ”

Yun Zhao's mouth was open and round, his eyes were wide, and he looked at a few uncles who wanted to drill into the cracks in the ground, and said with a stalk on his neck: "I still want to be a thief!" ”

Yun Fu nodded and said, "It's okay, being a thief in these years can be regarded as a way out." However, young master, if you meet a character like Sun Chuanting in the future, don't care about anything, just turn around and run.

Bandits, they are used to bully the weak, this is what thieves look like, and there is no shame in escaping a few times.

Our family's Yin clan has been running for hundreds of years, and no matter how deep the mountains are, no one can compare to our family in this regard. ”

Yun Zhao said dissatisfiedly: "What if you meet someone like Qi Dashuai?" ”

Yunfu laughed and said, "I met Qi Shuai...... You pretend to be a citizen who is coerced by bandits, and it is estimated that you will not be able to coax it, so you will just accept your fate when the time comes. ”

Yun Zhao listened and nodded repeatedly.

Yun Jiao's loud words were ruthlessly pierced by Fu Bo, and one by one they lost the arrogant appearance of Yun Zhao when he first came, and he no longer tempted Yun Zhao to be a thief.

At this moment, Yun Zhao understood why his mother always looked like she was high in the face of Yun Meng and them, and finally understood why her mother would deduct the money and food of the Yin Clan.

Yun Zhao also understood one thing at this time - bandits are a very dangerous profession, and like other professions, only the top few people can enjoy power, beauty, alcohol, and food...... The rest are dead goods!

Fauber is right, the bandits' greatest ability is to escape!

Yun Zhao felt that he must carry out this purpose to the end in the future, until he became a big thief with millions of soldiers!

Remember, remember!

Although the Zhu Ming Dynasty has leaked and crumbling on all sides, it is such a broken dynasty, he is still full of talents, and there are many people who are willing to shed their blood for this dynasty.

If you are unfortunate enough to meet one, with the quality of these bandits in your family, you are likely to become a stepping stone for others, and finally be sent to the torture table and cut into skeletons with a knife......