Chapter 60 Getting Out of Trouble
The imperial concubine was able to live a so-so life in the past two days, purely relying on the emperor's knowledge of many trees in the nearby forest, and relying on his previous hunting experience, he caught some rabbit muntjac and the like.
At this time, the emperor was stumbling and had difficulty moving, so the errand of finding food naturally fell on Yun Fenghuang.
It's just that she grew up in the north, and the flowers and trees here in Qishan don't know either, and now she has to let the emperor teach her.
Originally, the emperor didn't care when Yun Fenghuang brought this up, although he always felt that this concubine was cunning, but he also admitted that she was a smart and clever person, and her heart was just pointed out casually - this is not a difficult thing in the first place, after all, the mountain people who grew up near and didn't know a single big character can say that the head is the way, right?
As a result, he took a moment to explain, and Yun Fenghuang nodded again and again when he heard it, and suddenly realized, and he did take a lot of things back after going out. But if it weren't for his sharp eyes, he grabbed a plant in time, and almost let her throw the poisonous weed into the bonfire as a cordyceps repellent and let the two of them overturn.
Seeing this, the emperor checked them one by one, and almost laughed angrily: in this big handful, in addition to poisonous weeds and weeds, there are only two or three wild vegetables that can really be eaten, not to mention the worst taste, which is simply a perfect way to avoid the category that he Yin Yin told him to pick!
"Aifei, I may not have made it clear just now." After all, the emperor was generous, and after calming down, he didn't get angry, and called the concubine with a face of "How about I'm not good, do you want to praise me" to his side, and carefully analyzed the fallacies for her, and even let her go out and break a branch to come in, and drew several of the most common wild vegetables and herbs on the ground, which are at the mouth of the cave, "You rest, and I'll look for it later." ”
Yun Fenghuan nodded solemnly as he watched, patting his chest to promise that he would definitely not live up to his expectations this time...... It's just that the emperor doesn't want to believe her now, and his requirements are not high, as long as half of what he gets back can be eaten.
However, after a while, facing another batch of poisonous weeds, weeds, and things that the emperor didn't know if they could eat, the emperor was silent for a moment, and slowly asked, "How did the Qi family take a fancy to you back then?" ”
“…… Maybe it's because the Qi family doesn't need a concubine to forage in the wild? Yun Fenghuang pondered for a while, and replied tentatively.
The knife was stabbed instead of being stabbed, and the emperor took a deep breath: "That's it, help me out!" ”
Yun Fenghuang knew that he was at a loss, and he was very neat and diligent, but he was still a little unconvinced, and muttered: "Can this be blamed on the concubine?" Concubines who don't touch the spring water with their ten fingers, it's okay to identify strange flowers and plants, where can you pay attention to the flowers and trees that can be seen everywhere in this kind of mountain and wild land? The concubines look similar to each other...... Shouldn't this be the same effect? ”
"What is almost?" The emperor shouted angrily, "The grass in the fire you just wanted to set on fire is extremely poisonous, and if the livestock eats it by mistake, it will die in a moment!" What I asked you to find is Cordyceps repellent, which can be eaten without hindrance, and has the effect of dredging and relieving fever...... Although these two look slightly similar, they can be separated by a little observation, and you ......"
He was angry, and Yun Fenghuang was even more angry: "Grapes and lychees are also slightly similar, but they can be separated by a rough look.
Isn't it all sweet? This is simply that these two grasses are not learned well, and the long bells and whistles make people dizzy, how can you blame the concubine? ! ”
Emperor: "......"
Yun Fenghuang said confidently: "Your Majesty didn't say that the grass was wrong, but said that the concubine was wrong, could it be that in Your Majesty's heart, the concubine body is not as good as a grass?!" ”
The emperor said wistfully: "Beloved concubine." ”
Yun Fenghuang said: "The concubine is here." ”
"Can you shut up?" The emperor was very tired now, and he didn't want to understand her nonsense at all.
Yun Fenghuan was unhappy and silent, just helped the emperor to collect some wild fruits, wild vegetables and weeds outside, and also beat a stupid rabbit with a fat head and fat brain, after returning to the cave, under the guidance of the emperor began to deal with it, she really couldn't help it, while struggling to choose vegetables, she asked puzzledly: "How can Your Majesty know so much about these wild things?" ”
It's not an ordinary familiarity that you can have.
I'm afraid that only the mountain people who live in the left and right can be at ease.
"Didn't you say that?" The emperor said lazily, "When I was in Fuyang County before, I often went out to observe the people's feelings? When I came to the imperial capital, I would also follow the guards to accumulate some experience every year of hunting. ”
"But what is Your Majesty doing with this kind of experience?" Yun Fenghuang asked puzzledly, "Your Majesty is the Ninety-Five Supreme, even if people are in the wilderness, there are people who serve them, why bother to memorize these things yourself?" ”
The emperor looked at her with a smile: "You don't want you to serve?" ”
The question is, can you serve you!
You didn't let me serve you in turn, and I should be thankful!
Yun Fenghuang pretended not to hear, and only covered his mouth and smiled: "Did Your Majesty often go out when he was in Fuyang County before?" It's really strange for the concubine. ”
The emperor said: "As a vassal king, it is reasonable to be sympathetic to the people, what is strange? Could it be that Concubine Ai thinks that I am the kind of faint gentleman who can't distinguish wheat? ”
"Where did Your Majesty go?" Yun Fenghuan said casually, "The concubine just heard that Your Majesty and Yue Jieyu's childhood sweetheart have no guesses, Yue Jieyu was almost raised with Her Majesty in front of the Empress Dowager when she was young, and she must have always been in and out together." However, Yue Jieyu couldn't see the slightest hint of going to the countryside, so she thought that His Majesty also stayed in the palace all day long and didn't go out. ”
"Do you think Fuyang County is the Northland?" The emperor looked at her vigilantly, and saw that she was struggling with wild vegetables with her head down, and it seemed that she was just chatting, so he said lightly, "Although Neem Niang is also a noble status in Fuyang, and the queen mother dotes on her, it is not easy to show her face when she is a little older, let alone practice arching horses like you do, and go hunting with your father and brother." ”
Yun Feng said in his heart, this guy seems to have inquired carefully enough, and he even knows about participating in hunting.
She didn't care, but looked up at the emperor and smiled: "Then Your Majesty will hunt in the future, will you take a concubine?" You know, the concubine body won't drag you down! ”
The implication is that let's not bring it, it's purely cumbersome.
The emperor couldn't laugh a little when he heard this: "You can't settle the branch?" ”
It's only been a long time since I got out of pursuit, and I was actually seeking promotion and benefiting my mother's family
It's another attempt to suppress the other concubines...... Well, after all, it is only a fifteen-year-old concubine, and young people are always energetic.
The emperor decided not to be like her, "I don't know what is going on in the palace now, but you have the heart to hunt?" ”
"What is Your Majesty afraid of?" Yun Fenghuang said indifferently, "Your Majesty hasn't answered the concubine yet, do you take the concubine with you when hunting?" Let's talk about it first, even if Your Majesty doesn't bring a concubine, the concubine herself will go out to play. These days, I have been locked up in the palace and stuffy, so I am waiting to be relieved when I get to the palace. ”
If you don't take this palace to it, this palace might be able to have a private meeting with Qi Jiulu in the forest or something......
"Nonsense!" The emperor shouted, "How can you be a concubine like this!" Not a little dignified and reserved! ”
Yun Fenghuang said confidently: "Why is the concubine not dignified and reserved in front of people? Isn't this in the presence of Your Majesty? Why is it wrong for a concubine to treat His Majesty with sincerity? What kind of thing does Your Majesty like, the concubine guarantees to show it to His Majesty in the future, even if you can't learn it for the time being, you have to learn it when you go to find a drama and work hard! After all, the concubine likes His Majesty the most! ”
"......," the emperor was rather speechless, "Forget it, if I go hunting, I'll take you with me, is it done?" ”
Seeing Yun Fenghuan's smile on his face, he couldn't help sighing, "You just met my ......"
Try it if you change the temper of the emperor!
"It can be seen that the concubine is deeply blessed." But Yun Fenghuang didn't mean to thank him, but said with a happy face, "You deserve to enjoy the glory and wealth!" ”
The emperor was silent, and suddenly took out a few plants from a pile of wild vegetables: "Concubine Ai has been out in the past two days, and her skin has been much rougher, this ...... Well, I heard that it can nourish yin and beauty, so I'll give it to my concubine later. ”
Then Yun Fenghuang happily accepted it, and finally tossed the dinner after a while, she took a bite of it, and the whole person was not good: "Your Majesty!" Why is it so bitter?!! ”
"Normal." The emperor was in a good mood and rubbed a sour wild fruit on the roasted meat, and smiled, "Good medicine is bitter." ”
Seeing that the concubine looked at him suspiciously, he said slowly, "If the concubine can't bear it, do you want to give it to me?" ”
"Good!" Yun Fenghuan rolled his eyes, picked out a few blades of grass that he hadn't touched to him, and saw that the emperor's face did not change and he could even say that he ate it leisurely, without seeing the slightest reluctance, and hurriedly took the rest back, "After all, it is Your Majesty's intention, how can the concubine not bear it?" ”
Well, the emperor himself has eaten it, so it should indeed be a little beneficial......?
Yun Fenghuang thought so, bitter and bitter swallowed the "emperor's heart" with difficulty, this kind of emperor said that he didn't know what the scientific name was and only knew the efficacy of the herb was simply a hellish medicine, bitter, so bitter that Yun Fenghuang ate several mouthfuls of roast rabbit meat after eating, and also got some sweet vines and chewed for a long time, before going to bed, his mouth was still bitter!
Never eat it again next time!
Anyway, I'm so beautiful, I'm still young, and I'll definitely be able to raise it back when I go back to the palace!
Yun Fenghuang swore so.
But when I got up the next day, I saw the delicate back of my hand that didn't look like being pampered, and I thought about it
After a while, he finally took the initiative to ask: "Your Majesty, are there many herbs that nourish yin and nourish the face here yesterday?" ”
The emperor looked at her with some surprise: "Isn't the concubine bitter?" ”
"It's bitter." Yun Fenghuan's face was sincere, and he said affectionately, "But that is Your Majesty's compassion for the concubine, the concubine's body is bitter in her mouth, and sweet in her heart!" ”
It's not that you, the bastard, dragged this palace into the wilderness, so that your beauty was compromised, and you had to suffer this sin!
"Then I'll find you more later?" The emperor remained silent, turned his head to make sure she couldn't see the place before grinning silently - in the next two days, the emperor was very enthusiastic to find her a lot of this herb, each time more bitter and unpalatable, so that Yun Fenghuang was a little trance later: "Your Majesty, Deng Gongzi, they haven't found it yet?" Wouldn't they want you? ”
Emperor: "...... Aifei is calm, I have almost recovered, wait for two more days if they don't come, let's find our own way out. ”
Maybe the heavens also felt that the imperial concubine had been tossed enough during this time, and the next day, the two were supporting each other in the forest to find food, but they heard the sound of shouting in the distance!
"Your Majesty, the concubine wants to reward Deng Gongzi for ten days, no, one month, no, three months of Huanglian Shui, what do you think?!" Half a day later, the two finally sat in a soft sedan chair made of local materials, Yun Fenghuang took the emperor's hand before getting on the sedan chair, gritted his teeth and asked, "Ten catties of coptis are boiled into a bowl, no, a small pot of the kind!" ”
(End of chapter)