Following.

Li Zexuan came to Yanhuang Academy early, because he received news early in the morning: There is chaos in the academy~!

It's just a little mess, but it's really funny.

Here's the thing: Yesterday afternoon, some of the teachers of the academy who lived in Chang'an naturally went home when they saw that the time came, but a considerable number of them were not locals of Chang'an, and their homes were far away from the academy, so they "enjoyed" the treatment of the dormitory for the first time in their lives.

However, this kind of dormitory is different from any room they have lived in before~!

The classroom dormitories of Yan Huang College are similar to the teachers' dormitories of modern universities or secondary schools, and correspondingly, the student dormitories are also the same as modern student dormitories.

The teachers who lived in this kind of dormitory for the first time, with the key they received from Li Gang during the day, opened the door of the room smoothly, lit the candlestick in the house first, and looked at the neat bedboards and quilts in the house, they were quite happy, and felt that the environment here was better than some big inns in Chang'an City~!

Then they went to prepare to wash and sleep, and saw that there was a small room in the innermost part of the dormitory, many people could guess that it was a place to wash, and went in to take a look, okay, the snow-white ceramic basin inside, the shiny water pipe, and a small fairy mirror~!

Everyone thinks that this dormitory is really too luxurious~!

And then, and then when they went to the toilet, they were instantly confused~!

Well, this white and smooth pit is a thatched house, they have used it during the day, hey, it just happened to have a stomachache, so they pulled it, but this place is connected to the sleeping place~! And there is no water next to this toilet to flush the poop~! If you pull here, how can you sleep at night~?

(It should be noted that Yanhuang Academy now only has water pipes for dormitories and bathhouses, and the rest of the buildings are relatively high floors and the overall water consumption is very large, and the work required to deliver a sufficient amount of water to the water tower at the top of the building is very large, and there is no water supply to these buildings at present.) Therefore, in buildings such as Guanghua Building and Red Building, there will be a bucket of water next to the toilet)

Damn, this is not the most critical, the most critical thing is that the person who finished pooping suddenly found that there was no toilet chip here~? This is still got~?

These people didn't pay attention to the roll of white toilet paper in the window next to the road, maybe even if someone saw it, they wouldn't have thought that these papers were used to wipe their butts~! After all, for the ancient literati, paper was a very precious thing.

As a result, the sound of "calling friends" instantly sounded in many dormitories.

"Brother Sima, are you there~? Please help Han get a toilet chip~! ”

"Toilet chips~? Oh~! Then Brother Han, wait, go out and find out~! ”

"Brother Shangguan, do you have a toilet in the house~? Can you lend me one~? ”

"Brother Yuwen, you wait, I'll take a look...... Hey, there's no toilet in a certain house~! ”

"Huh~? Then Brother Shangguan, can you go out and help me find a piece~! I remember that there is a bamboo forest behind our academy~! ”

"That's okay, Brother Yuwen, wait a minute, I'll get two more pieces back by the way~!"

This is the way that those who can call the name of "neighbor" think of it, but some people are assigned dormitories, and he doesn't know the people next to him at all, so how can this be rectified~? You can't chop bamboo with your bare ass, right~? Eh, it looks like it's okay~! Anyway, no one can see the dark lights at night.........

As a result, no one expected that ten years later, when the world's top university was just established, there would be such an unsightly picture:

"Hmm~! Here comes another one, it stinks~! ”

"Gross~! This is too fucking stinky, isn't it~? ”

(can make a group of Sven people burst into foul language, you can imagine how smelly this is)

"No, I have to hurry up and finish cutting back~!"

"Eh, who touched Lao Tzu's buttocks~? Damn, Lao Gong, isn't it you~? With so many calluses on your hands, it must be you~! ”

Last night, the night was dark and the wind was high, there was no moon, and there were no stars, so it can be said that they couldn't see their fingers, these people worked hard to touch the location of the bamboo forest, and they were helpless to find that there would be so many accomplices there, so the above conversation happened. Li Zexuan had people transplant the bamboo forest for students to enjoy and cultivate themselves, and because of this, they made a "black miasma".

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"Mo Zhong, let all the gentlemen gather in the teacher's dormitory~!"

Coming to Yanhuang Academy, Li Zexuan rushed to Mo Zhongdao next to him with a dark face.

Mo Huai is now the head of the physics department of the academy, and he is also one of the giants of the academy, Mo Zhong and Mo Yun don't have the ability of Mo Huai, originally they applied to Li Zexuan to be the gate guard of the academy, but Li Zexuan felt that these two people had good kung fu, and it was too wasteful to use them to watch the door, so they let them follow him to run errands and pass the word.

(23333, it is said that the doorkeeper and the errand runner, there doesn't seem to be much difference between the two)

"Yes, Mountain Chief~!"

A quarter of an hour later, all the gentlemen of Yanhuang Academy came downstairs to the teacher's dormitory, and saw that Li Zexuan's face was not very good-looking, and the people who lived in the academy last night lowered their heads in shame, and the people who did not live in the academy also looked very embarrassed, obviously they knew about the "frustration" that happened in the academy last night.

Li Gang came relatively late, after all, he was old, so he didn't know yet, looking at this strange scene at the moment, the old gentleman felt that his brain was a little insufficient.

"Gentlemen, I regret what happened in the academy last night, I am responsible for this~! For many people, Yanhuang Academy is a new thing that has never been seen before, and I, the mountain chief, did not teach you to use these new things in advance, this is my thoughtlessness, today I will take you to familiarize yourself with all the things in the academy~! In the future, students will enroll, and don't forget to teach them all~! ”

Li Zexuan didn't blame them, his face was not good-looking because the first day of operation of Yanhuang Academy exposed too many problems, these problems proved that there were big blind spots in his own thinking, he always felt that these modern things in Yanhuang Academy, he himself seemed to be very accustomed to and easy to use, but he ignored these people around him, but they were all from the Tang Dynasty~!

As a result, there is an absurd phenomenon that the physics teacher can't understand the formula with Arabic numerals in the book, and the resident teacher doesn't use ready-made toilet paper to go to the toilet, but goes out with his bare butt to cut bamboo~!

When everyone heard this, they secretly said that today's mountain chief is really reasonable, so they said politely: "Hey, the mountain chief is serious~!" ”

"yes~! No wonder the mountain is long~! ”

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Eleventh Update~!

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