"Well, it's almost noon, let's rest here for a while!" Jiang Fan nodded.

Everyone found a rock to sit down, and the Najia corpse took out the roast snake meat and distributed it to everyone, Zhao Bingqian still didn't want snake meat, or ate compressed biscuits.

"Bingqian, you want to eat some snake meat to nourish your body!" Jiang Fan said with concern, Zhao Bingqian's aunt is here, the amount is so large, there is too much blood loss, eating snake meat can replenish blood.

Zhao Bingqian understood what Jiang Fan meant, her face immediately turned red, and she shook her head and said, "I really don't want to eat snake meat, it's disgusting to look at!" "She was afraid of snakes, how dare she eat snake meat.

"Uh, are snakes that disgusting? In fact, if you taste it, you will know that it tastes delicious, although many women are afraid of snakes, but they all like to eat snakes! Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Zhao Bingqian's face turned even redder, and she said, "You're bored, ignore you!" He immediately turned around and turned his back to Jiang Fan.

Jiang Fan wondered: "Hey, I didn't say anything, why am I bored, don't you just say that women like to eat snakes, where is this sentence boring!" ”

Huang Fu on the side laughed secretly, he winked at Jiang Fan, pointed to Jiang Fan's crotch, Jiang Fan immediately understood, I damn! This Zhao Bingqian's thinking is too crooked, how can she think of the snake as that!

Jiang Fan thought about it carefully, but also, isn't that thing a man just a snake? Snakes like to burrow the most, don't that things like to burrow too? Thinking about it, Jiang Fan couldn't help but smile.

Zhao Bingqian turned her head and glared at Jiang Fan, "You are full of dirty thoughts, you must be laughing with bad intentions!" Zhao Bingqian said disdainfully.

Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly, picked up the snake meat and ate it in a big gulp, "Well, the snake head is delicious, and the taste is delicious!" Jiang Fan deliberately exclaimed loudly.

Zhao Bingqian knew that Jiang Fan had deliberately said it to herself, and immediately snorted lightly, "Be careful of poisoning you!" The voice was so small that only Jiang Fan could hear it.

Jiang Fan ignored it, and quickly finished nibbling on the roasted snake meat in his hand, he wiped his mouth, "I'll make a riddle and give everyone a guess, right?" Jiang Fan smiled.

"Okay, Brother Fan, you come and listen, let's all guess!" Huang Fu pandered.

"A small hole, going in and out every day, spitting out white slurry, doing it again in the morning and evening, playing a thing that we have to do every day in our lives." Jiang Fan said with a grin.

Zhao Bingqian suddenly blushed and said, "Boring, obscene, this obscene riddle can come out!" ”

Jiang Fan smiled and said: "You don't think right, how can you think crookedly, this is what we do every day, you have to do it every morning and evening, how is it a dirty thing!" ”

Huang Fu immediately laughed, "Yes, this is what we have to do every day, I know what Lu Dao does, hehe!" ”

Jiang Fan looked at Guo Huaicai, "Old Guo, do you know that Lu Dao is a cadre?" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Guo Huaicai's old face turned red and squeaked: "Well, I can't do this thing, I'm getting older, and my body is not as good as before!" I can't do it twice a day, even when I was a year ago! ”

"Ha Luha, Guo Lao, I didn't expect you to want to be crooked, you do this thing every day, it's not the thing you think!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Huang Fu also laughed, "Old Guo, I didn't expect you to be crooked!" This is a serious thing, it is definitely not obscene, even the upper class likes to do it! ”

Guo Huaicai was blushed and thick-necked by Jiang Fan and Huang Fu, the two young men, "Uh, a small hole, going in and out every day, spitting out white slurry, doing it again in the morning and evening, is this a serious business?" It's not a serious thing to think about! Guo Huaicai muttered.

Zhao Bingqian's face was flushed, "You guys are so boring, you can think of such a nasty riddle!" "The more she thinks about it, the more feverish her face becomes, small holes, in and out, and white pulp, isn't that what she does? I haven't done it before, but I want to get it, it's really nasty!

Jiang Fan immediately laughed and said: "Bingqian, you still want to be crooked, don't think crookedly, think about serious things, think about what we have to do every morning and evening, whether men, women or children like to do things!" ”

"Uh, I can't think of it, Brother Li, can you think of it?" Guo Huaicai said.

Father Li also shook his head and said, "I can't think of it, I haven't done this kind of thing for many years!" ”

"Ha Luha, Daddy Li, you also want to be crooked, what you have been doing!" Huang Fu said with a smile.

Daddy Li's face turned red, "I do it every day, I go in and out of the small hole, and I spit out white slurry, is this what I do?" "The more Daddy Li thinks about it, the more like that.

Jiang Fan smiled and said: "You all think crookedly, since you can't think of it, let me tell you the answer, this matter is brushing your teeth!" Think about it, don't you brush your teeth once a day in the morning and once in the evening? Isn't the mouth just a little hole? Isn't the toothbrush going in and out? Isn't toothpaste a white slurry? ”

After Jiang Fan finished speaking, Guo Huaicai suddenly realized: "Yes, hehe, I really want to be crooked!" ”

Zhao Bingqian immediately lowered her head, not daring to look at Jiang Fan, "Bingqian, how is it, do you want to be crooked or am I thinking dirty?" Jiang Fan patted Zhao Bingqian's shoulder.

Zhao Bingqian immediately stood up with a red face, "Oops, I'm too lazy to pay attention to you!" He hurriedly ran away.

"Uh, don't run away!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.

Everyone immediately burst into laughter, and Jiang Fan looked at his watch, "Uh, it's not early, it's time for us to go!" Jiang Fan said.

"Oops, snake!" Over there, Zhao Bingqian exclaimed, she hurriedly ran back, "What's the matter?" Where are the snakes? Jiang Fan said in surprise.

Zhao Bingqian was shocked, pointed not far away and said, "There are two snakes there!" ”

Jiang Fan and Huang Fu immediately ran over, and sure enough, there were two snakes, but Jiang Fan saw that the two snakes were intertwined, and the snake's tails were tightly attached to each other, and he immediately understood.

Huang Fu also understood, "Damn, these two snakes are too disagreeable, how can they do this thing in the wild!" ”

Father Li and Guo Huaicai also came, and when they saw it, they immediately made no noise, and Zhao Bingqian was surprised: "Why don't you kill these two snakes?" ”

Jiang Fan smiled evilly: "Eh, the husband and wife are engaged in production movements, and it doesn't get in your way, why do you want to kill someone!" ”

The Najia corpse had never seen such a thing, and said in surprise: "Master, what are these two snakes doing?" Is it a fight? ”

"Uh, yes, they're a couple fighting!" Of course, Jiang Fan should not say it directly, only euphemistically.

Najia Native Corpse nodded and said, "Oh, it turned out to be a husband and wife fighting, the two of them are very tightly entangled, and their tails are entangled and inseparable!" ”

Zhao Bingqian saw Jiang Fan's evil smile, Huang Fu's ambiguous smile, and the flush on the faces of Father Li and Guo Huaicai, and immediately understood what was going on with the two snakes.

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