Chapter 305: Fat Orange's Stinky Mouth (First Update)

"How could something happen to the Empress!"

"Xiao Jiu, don't think too much!"

"You know, the Empress has been in charge of Cat Valley for more than 300 years, during which Cat Valley is peaceful and stable, and every cat demon can enjoy a happy time, so the Empress is deeply respected by the cat world, how can something happen?"

Heizi was busy comforting Miao Xiaojiu.

The fat orange cat also said: "Brother Hei is right, everyone has cat food to eat, sun exposure, and all kinds of toys to play with, how can they rebel if they live well?" How could it be possible to pull the Empress off power? How could she be imprisoned? ”

As soon as Miao Xiaojiu heard this, he was immediately stunned, "Fat orange, what did you say?" ”

Fat Orange's fat shook all over his body, and he shook his head and said, "I didn't say anything." ”

"You say there are cats in Cat Valley who have rebelled? You say my mom was pulled down? Still imprisoned? Miao Xiaojiu was even more eager.

Kuroko immediately pasted a plum blossom claw on the fat orange cat's face, "Dead fatty, what nonsense are you talking about!" ”

"It's all nonsense! Believe it or not, I'm going to beat you up if I want to! ”

The fat orange cat shrank his neck and said innocently: "Brother Hei, if you can really beat me, I don't mind letting you beat me, after all, I don't want to be so fat anymore." Fat people really don't have human rights, cats are no exception, I went to chase Xiaohua a few days ago, and she said she likes to have eight-pack abs. I'm so sad. ”

Speaking of this, the fat orange cat let out a long sigh and looked loveless.

The corners of Kuroko's mouth twitched, "Silly fat man, have you ever seen a cat with eight-pack abs?" ”

"People just don't like you and give you a staircase to say something like that."

The fat orange cat shook his head and said bitterly: "I don't like people to talk to me, it's so brain-wrenching." ”

Kuroko was speechless, "Could it be that Xiaohua said that it would not be your turn to rape, so you are satisfied?" ”

Miao Xiaojiu was lying on the stone platform, her face was still full of distress, she couldn't listen to the nonsense of the sunspot and the fat orange cat at all.

Now she's really worried about her mom.

Seeing that, her eyes suddenly became deep and determined, she stood up, turned and left.

The sunspot was still hurting the fat orange cat in various ways, and when he saw Xiao Jiu leaving, he came back to his senses, and he didn't even say it to Xiao Jiu yet!

"Xiao Jiu! Where are you going! ”

Kuroko hurriedly chased after him.

Miao Xiaojiu's face was firm, and he said, "I'm going to the Spiritual Qi Blessed Land to see if my mother is really practicing in retreat inside." ”

Kuroko immediately stopped her, "Don't go, now that the new rules have just come out, in the Cat Valley, except for the old-timers above the deacon level can enter the Spiritual Qi Blessed Land, the rest of the cats can't enter, and if they go in, they will be severely punished!" ”

"I don't care, I have to go in!"

"No matter what you say, I am also the daughter of the Empress, I don't believe it, Uncle Gu still dares to punish me!" Miao Xiaojiu said stubbornly.

Seeing that Miao Xiaojiu was so persistent, Heizi said: "Since you are so insistent, then I will take you in, I know that there is a path that can avoid all the guards of the Spiritual Qi Blessed Land, and then go to the innermost." ”

"Really?" Miao Xiaojiu immediately smiled, "Brother Heizi, you are too good to me!" ”

"Hey, hey... Hehe..."Kuroko said weakly with a smile on his face, ill-intentioned, "However, before going to the Spiritual Qi Blessed Land, Sister Xiaojiu, can you do me a favor?" ”

Miao Xiaojiu asked, "What's busy?" ”

"As long as you don't go too far, I'll definitely help you, Brother Kuroko!"

The corners of the black cat's mouth grinned, revealing white cat teeth, and said with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, don't worry, this is as easy as a breeze for you!" Not too much at all! ”

"Brother Hei, I'm just like you're asking you to teach me a lesson to a goblin."

"That little goblin is very hateful, he entered Cat Valley, cut off the tails of several of my brothers, and threatened to kill us! also said that even if the Cat Queen came, he didn't pay attention to it! ”

"Who is so presumptuous?" Miao Xiaojiu immediately breathed cold and said, "Go!" Take me there! ”

"Watch me kill him in a minute!"

"Howler!"

Kuroko smiled and took Miao Xiaojiu out of the cat cave and went to the grove.

On the way, Miao Xiaojiu asked:

"How did the little goblin make a feud with you?"

The fat orange cat on the side began to turn on his stinky mouth mode again, "It's because Brother Hei stole one of his friend's iPhones." ”

When Miao Xiaojiu heard this, he immediately disliked it, "Brother Heizi, how many times have you said it, you are not allowed to do anything like stealing chickens and dogs again!" ”

"You're going to make me look down on you like this!"

Kuroko scolded the eighteenth generation of the fat orange cat's ancestor in his heart, and glared at the fat orange cat viciously, "You dead fat man, can you close your stinky mouth!" ”

The fat orange cat looked innocent, "Brother Hei, how can I breathe when I close my mouth?" If you can't breathe, you'll die of meowing, and that is, you can't keep your mouth closed all the time and don't speak, so it's easy to get bad breath and rotten teeth......"

"Smack!"

Kuroko couldn't bear it anymore, so he directly slapped it with one paw and slapped the fat orange cat's head on the ground, "Shut up for me!" ”

The fat orange cat looked innocent and hurriedly covered its mouth.

Heizi smiled and said to Miao Xiaojiu: "Xiaojiu, don't listen to this dead fat man's nonsense, it's not that you don't know him, he has a stinky mouth, and he can say any nonsense." ”

Fat Tangerine let go of the paw covering his mouth and hurriedly said, "My mouth doesn't stink!" Then he hurriedly covered it again.

Kuroko vomited blood in his heart and was powerless to complain.

How can I have such a stupid subordinate!

Heizi no longer paid attention to Fat Tangerine, and continued to smile and said to Xiao Jiu: "Actually, the process of the matter is like this, that guy's friend's mobile phone was indeed taken by us, but there is a reason why we took his mobile phone, because that guy's friend, as soon as he entered the cat valley, he fed the cats expired cat food!" ”

"Expired cat food!"

"How can we bear this when you say this!"

"So in a fit of rage, I stole her mobile phone, and then I was going to sell it, buy some Po Chai pills and come back, and treat my brothers' stomachs."

When Miao Xiaojiu heard this, he nodded seriously, convinced!

He also said: "It seems that the guy's friends are really excessive, and it is reasonable for you to teach them a lesson." ”

"In that case, then I'll go over and fight him now!"

"By the way, what his name is and what kind of goblin he belongs to, do you know?"

Kuroko shook his head, "I don't know, the aura on his body is very special, he has always appeared in human form, and he has never revealed his original form, so I still don't know what kind of goblin he is." ”

Miao Xiaojiu moved his paw and said coldly:

"Hmph, whatever!"

"If you dare to cause trouble in Cat Valley, you will have to pay a heavy price!"

And at this time, the three of them came to the grove.

Kuroko pointed to a young man in a white shirt in front of him and said, "Oh, Xiao Jiu, that guy cut the tails of several of my brothers." ”

"Kill him!"

Miao Xiaojiu looked in the direction that Heizi was pointing, but it was a cat's hair that exploded, and he screamed:

"Damn, how could it be him!"

Then he turned around and fled, leaving only Kuroko and the fat orange cat with a confused face, stunned and messy in the wind.

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(End of chapter)