Afternoon.

"I can't catch love, I always watch it slip away, there are happy people everywhere in the world, why can't I be counted as one............ Love should be more and more frustrated, love must be affirmative, every single person has to see through, don't be afraid of pain if you want to love, find a favorite love and love dear person, to say goodbye to single, an amorous infatuation of a ruthless person, come to give me scars~~"

I'm afraid I won't be able to see my daughter-in-law for two months, the key is that my two personal maids are gone today, and I don't even have a flirtatious girl. Li Zexuan was lying on the recliner in the pavilion of the West Courtyard alone, singing this "Single Love Song" alone, comforting and comforting his poor single dog.

Singing and singing, Li Zexuan had a feeling of letting go of himself, his singing became louder and louder, and the people watched his young master "go crazy" from a distance, and they were hesitating whether to tell his wife.

"it, stop it, stop singing!"

Suddenly, there was an angry roar in his ears, Li Zexuan subconsciously stopped singing, opened his eyes and looked to the side, it was Li Tai.

The little fat man covered his ears and looked at him with a strange expression.

Li Zexuan was speechless, his singing was not ugly, okay, why did this dead fat man have a disgusted expression? Besides, this is my home, just if you come in and don't say hello, you still have a disgusted face?

"What? Did Qingque listen to the song of the teacher and hear that her ears were pregnant? ”

Li Zexuan asked with a smile. After dealing with Li Tai so many times, Li Zexuan knew in his heart that he couldn't be polite to this little fat man, otherwise he would definitely kick his nose in the face.

Li Tai said: "You just heard that you are pregnant, it is ugly to death, it is just an obscene cliché, this lyricist is really vulgar and insulting." ”

This kid actually said such a classic song in later generations as an obscene cliché, Li Zexuan immediately angrily threw a grape on the stone table and scolded:

"You kid is insulting, is this your attitude when talking to the teacher?"

The little fat man had a head in his head, dodged the sneak attack, and retorted: "This is not the Guozijian, and you don't put on a show, you say that I don't respect the teacher, what evidence is there?" ”

This dead fat man actually played a trick, Li Zexuan also took him a little bit for a while, who let him have a good father!

Let's write down this account first, and see how you will clean up after school the day after tomorrow, Li Zexuan thought viciously in his heart.

"Then I don't know why His Royal Highness King Wei is here today?"

Li Zexuan looked like he was rejecting people thousands of miles away, and said indifferently.

"Ugh!"

Li Tai then remembered the purpose of coming this time, it seems that he has a request for someone, he just came to talk to Li Zexuan, and forgot to get down to business! It's too bad now, the relationship is stiff, how can we talk about the next things?

"Ah, sir's song just now, it's really good, Tai admires it deeply!"

Li Taihe once patted other people's sycophants, and when he really needed to pat his ass at this time, it was extremely stiff.

Li Zexuan looked at Li Tai with a strange expression, wondering if the little fat man's head was funny.

"So-so, I said, Qingque, you came today, what the hell is going on!"

Li Zexuan thought about it, let's listen to what happened to this little fat man today.

The corners of Li Tai's mouth twitched, and he secretly scolded Li Zexuan for being shameless, but he smiled brightly on his face and said, "Didn't Mr. say last time that he would let the students help record the "Legend of Mortal Immortal Cultivation"? The student had nothing to do today, so he came to do the work for his husband. ”

It turned out that this little fat man had a request for himself, Li Zexuan picked up the shelf and pretended to say:

"Oh, as a teacher, I was told that singing was ugly today, and I was not in a good mood, so let's talk about it another day!"

Li Tai's face suddenly became extremely ugly, but thinking of the wonderful "Journey to the West" last time, he still gritted his teeth and said: "The student just talked nonsense, please don't take it to heart." ”

Li Zexuan smiled, knowing that he couldn't go too far at this time, everything had to be done in moderation, otherwise too much of a joke would turn his friends into enemies.

"Well, the teacher is in a much better mood now, and he can tell stories, but Qingque, have you done your homework?"

Li Tai said proudly when he heard this: "Of course, just one question, can it stump me Li Tai?" ”

Li Zexuan was curious: "Oh? So you've already thought of a solution? Tell me about it! ”

"Keep it secret, this student will give the answer to Mr. the day after tomorrow, if he says it now, it is hard to guarantee that it will not be leaked!"

Li Tai said with a defensive expression.

Damn, this fat man is probably worried that I'll leak his answer to Tiedan, right? It's really stinky and shameless, Lao Tzu has already had a standard answer, who is rare!

"Cut, don't talk about it, then I'll let Tie Dan call over, let's talk together!"

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After a while, Tie Dan, Lan'er, and Li Tai sat around the pavilion, with rice paper spread in front of Li Tai, and a little maid helping to polish the ink.

Li Zexuan always felt that Tie Dan's eyes were a little strange when he looked at him today, but he couldn't say what was strange, it could only be regarded as a man's intuition!

After seeing the arrival of the personnel, Li Zexuan closed his eyes and began to recall in his mind the "Legend of Mortal Cultivation of Immortals" he read in his previous life, this book can be called a divine book in his previous life, it is the originator of "mortal flow", and it is also the best and longest work of mortal flow.

is different from "Journey to the West", "The Legend of Mortal Immortals" is the Internet after all, it pays attention to fast food culture, the language is plain, and the main advantage is that the plot is attractive.

On the one hand, he really liked this book in his previous life, on the other hand, his current mental power is really very incomparable, and the benefits of strong mental power are not only reflected in mental arithmetic ability, but also in terms of recalling things, it will also have a great advantage.

"Are you ready?"

Li Zexuan looked at Li Tai and asked.

Li Tai pinched the brush in his hand and said excitedly: "Ready, ready!" ”

Li Zexuan nodded and began to narrate: "The first time I went back to the small village on the side of the mountain. The second stunned man opened his eyes wide, staring straight at the black roof made of thatch and mud, and the old quilt covered with his body was already dark yellow, and he couldn't see his original appearance, and there was a faint musty smell as if it were nothing. The other person next to him was the second brother Han Zhu, who was sleeping very sweetly, and from time to time there were bursts of snoring of different degrees from him.........

Li Tai listened and memorized at the same time, and frowned, and said in his heart: This beginning is too bland, and it is not as exciting as "Journey to the West" at all!

Although he thought so in his heart, Li Tai did not interrupt out loud, and the excellent education from the royal family prompted him to continue to listen patiently.

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