The sound of firecrackers and fireworks flickered outside the window, one after another, and in the courtyard of the township government across the wall, the villagers of Shuiyang Street, who were not afraid of the cold, were surrounding the first color TV in the township, enjoying the program with great interest.

Chang Ning sat on the sofa, pretending to smoke and thinking about something, but in fact, he peeked at the rhyme of several women with his eyes, or how to say that women live for men, the women who drank two taels of Qingzhou Daqu, at the moment their pretty faces have become peach blossoms in March, so that the small living room is full of spring, Lao Yu is good at everything, but he doesn't know how to take the opportunity to appreciate, compared to what literary and artistic programs on TV, I don't know how to be hundreds of times stronger, this is a live broadcast.

After the women were busy coming in and out, they sat down in the living room with different postures, Yu Tinghua tapped Chang Ning's arm with a newspaper, "Xiao Chang, what are you doing?" ”

"Hehe, don't you laugh at me for not understanding poetry, I'll chant a song for you to listen to," Chang Ning smiled evilly, pretended to ponder, and shook his head and read it, "In this door on Chinese New Year's Eve this year, the peach blossom people's faces are red, where will the peach blossoms go next year, the human face is still laughing at the spring breeze, the sound of firecrackers welcomes the new year, how much worry and resentment, the Qian girl does not know the family and state affairs, and the pipa is still played on the wall." ”

The faces of the four women turned even redder, and they all launched a woman-style counterattack against Chang Ning, but Yu Tinghua applauded after hearing this.

Yu Tinghua knew what Chang Ning was thinking, and asked with a smile: "Are you thinking about tomorrow's good start?" ”

It turns out that there are a lot of rules and customs for the New Year, the so-called poor people are poor, Chang Ning is deeply affected, it is difficult to avoid vulgarity, the most important one of the countless old customs, is the "good start" of adults on the morning of the first day of the New Year, either you go to the temple to light incense and eat your head, pray for the New Year's blessings, or you go to visit a respected elder, pious to obtain the blessings of the elderly, the greatest wish of the New Year will be successfully realized, Chang Ning is a national cadre, of course, he can not go to the temple, but who to visit on the morning of the New Year's Day, but let him be worried.

Chang Ning glanced at a few women, lit a cigarette and took a few puffs, and said happily: "Aren't you all very strange, why did the swearing sentence 'fuck it' become the first quote in Shuiyang Township, hehe, because this story has something to do with the person I am going to visit tomorrow, I will make an exception today and say it to share with you." ”

"Say ......" Chang Ning let go of his posture, knocked on the coffee table with a cigarette as a conspicuous eye, and amused Chang Chang first, Yu Tinghua next to him hurriedly handed over a cup of hot tea, and said with a smile: "Sir, please drink tea to moisten your throat first." ”

"Anyway, when we are two and a half years old, it should be this season, we can't speak, we see who is a melon, it's a little stronger than our mother, the family is anxious, a total of four people, if half of them are dumb, then it's like talking, our grandfather is known as the first god in the six counties of Qingzhou, astronomy and geography, ancient and modern Chinese and foreign, self-proclaimed omnipotent, nothing can be done, and there is no way to do it, so he used his long-term accumulated network resources, the doctor looked at a bunch of people, and the folk remedies piled up a basket, The god and the immortal stepped through the threshold, the temple and temple of Fang Yuan Baili, one did not fall around, but we did not improve, and when I saw that people were still singing the grunting heavenly book, when we were helpless, our master came, looked at a few glances and touched our fist-sized little brain, sighed and said, this baby is wilting, God is unfair. ”

"Our grandfather listened to the master's words, suddenly had an idea, and scolded loudly in the face of the vast sky, the voice was quite high-pitched and pathetic, our master advised my grandfather not to be disrespectful to God, our grandfather couldn't take care of it, stared at his eyes and shouted, God counts a ball, I'll fuck it, fuck it...... At this time, a thunderbolt fell in the small courtyard of our house, blowing up our grandfather and master...... Hey, guess what's next? ”

Yu Tinghua smiled: "You can speak, and the first thing you can say is, fuck it." ”

"Hehe, yes, yes, that's the earliest source of 'fuck it'." Chang Ning took a few sips of water and leaned back on the sofa contentedly.

Jiang Xi asked, "Secretary Chang, why did it spread throughout Shuiyang Township?" ”

Chang Ningle continued: "Isn't that when I was fifteen years old, the district was going to hold a criticism conference, my uncle just became the captain that year, and each production team had to send people to participate, I wanted to earn those few points, so I pestered my uncle to mix into the revolutionary team, and it was also the old immortal Wang Shi who was troublesome, he said to a district revolutionary committee leader, this kid has a big voice, and he is a junior high school student, and it is quite appropriate to shout slogans, the leader is called Ju Tailiang, look at me and say okay, the slogan is good, reward me with four meat steamed buns, give me a piece of paper, Sit on the stage by a microphone, see everyone finished speaking, immediately stood up, raised arms and shouted the slogan written on the paper, but unlucky in the guy who copied the slogan, the word was written like a book in the sky, I sat down and looked at the head big, the word recognized me, but I couldn't recognize the word, the audience is thousands of people loud, those who hung cards and criticized people stood on the edge of the stage, it was my turn to shout slogans, I was so anxious that I was sweating, the first few slogans were so-so, but the middle one, written' Kong Lao Er xxxx', I think Kong Lao Er has been dead for thousands of years anyway, and he can't trouble me if he scolds him a few words, so in a hurry, I raise my arms and shout, Kong Lao Er, fuck ......"

Yu Tinghua and Jiang Xi laughed a lot.

"At that time, the audience on and off the stage were stunned, and those who were fighting also looked back at me, at most two or three seconds, thousands of people in the audience followed and shouted, Kong Laoer, fuck it, I thought at the time, everyone is so emotional, just come a few more times, so, Kong Laoer, fuck it, Kong Laoer, but fuck it, the slogan is wave after wave......

Yu Jin couldn't help but smile and asked, "Xiao Chang, what about later?" ”

"Or later? The result can be imagined, the two militiamen dragged me off the rostrum, first gave me a few butts on the butt, and locked me up, fortunately my uncle and the old immortal clever, took advantage of the chaos to snatch me out, and then fled back to Shiao along the road in a panic, I remember that I was still hiding in the rocky rock in Shiao Village for three days and three nights, guess what, I not only offended Kong Laoer, but also scolded a leader, the director of the District Revolutionary Committee is not called Ju Tailiang, you read the unique local dialect of the water and the ocean a few times, Ju Tailiang is simply fucking, put the leader and Kong Lao Er together and scolded, that's okay, I heard that two or three cadres of Shuiyang Commune were removed later, and my uncle also went to the study class for more than a month, hehe, my work and meat buns are gone, but this 'fuck it', has since become the first name of Shuiyang Commune. ”

In the midst of laughter, Jiang Xi asked, "Secretary Chang, what you started talking about is related to the person you are going to visit tomorrow, can you tell us who that person is?" ”

Chang Ning nodded and said, "That person is Shi Xiu, an old cadre who is now living in seclusion in Shichen Village, the strange old man who turned me away three times. ”