470 Man-Pig Wars
After everyone drank a few more glasses of wine, Bu Sanbusi felt a fever all over his body, and began to react below, he looked at his assistant Sakai Mikuko's ass, and his hand couldn't help but touch it.
At this time, when Sakai Mikuko was already in the spring of spring, she was touched by Bu Sanbusi, and the suppressed fire immediately broke out, and her hand was on Bu Sanbusi, "Oh! Mikuko Sakai, let me help you get your body checked! Busanbuji's hand reached into Sakai Mikuko's clothes.
"Oh, no Sanjun, you are so bad, how did your hand touch someone's place!" Sakai Mikuko said with a smile.
The doctors at Banji Hospital, who had been drinking, immediately became agitated, they felt a fever all over their bodies, their eyes glowed with confusion, and they began to look for a target.
"Brother Fan, the Spanish fly powder is starting to work! You see, the busembos and the woman are already hugging each other! Huang Fu said with a smile.
Jiang Fan saw that the effect of the Spanish fly powder had begun to attack, everyone should retreat quickly, otherwise they would be harassed by them, and said to Sun Haijian who was in a daze: "Old man Sun, let's get out of the river quickly!" ”
Sun Haijian was surprised: "What's wrong with these people, why did they start messing around?" He saw that Bu Sanbuji and Mikuko Sakai had begun to untie their clothes.
"Oh, nothing, what else can they do in this bright spring? Let's get out of the restaurant quickly, there are few women here, or they will put you on the spot, and your ass will be miserable! Jiang Fan laughed.
Sun Haijian subconsciously covered his buttocks, and his face changed immediately, "Let's leave!" Otherwise, the ass will suffer! Everyone immediately ran out of the restaurant, Jiang Fan immediately closed the door of the restaurant, and when he closed the door, he saw more than ten pigs in the wooden cage next to the door, and his eyes turned and water came up.
"Xiaofu, hurry up and drive these pigs into the restaurant, they need these pigs!" Jiang Fan smiled evilly, these pigs are very useful, for those who eat Spanish fly powder, these pigs are beautiful women.
Huang Fu saw Jiang Fan's evil smile, and immediately understood what he meant, and immediately beckoned to the Najia corpse and said, "Fool, help drive these pigs in!" ”
With the assistance of Najia's native corpse, more than a dozen pigs were driven into the restaurant, and those with red eyes saw the pigs, and their eyes immediately lit up, "Oh, the beauty is here!" Look at her, there's a row! ”
Wow, more than 20 people pounced at once, those pigs were so frightened that they ran away, those people chased after them, and a man-pig battle was staged in the restaurant, Jiang Fan, Huang Fu, Sun Haijian, Zhang Zhongjie and others were stunned, "Oh, these people are crazy!" Not even the pigs! Sun Haijian sighed.
"Old man Sun, even if you run fast, otherwise you will be the one who will be chased!" Jiang Fan said with a grin.
"Uh, you kid is really bad, you see Bu Sanbusi has been beaten all over the head! He seems to have joined the pig chase! "Bu Sanbuji's female assistant Mikuko Sakai has been snatched away, he was knocked to the ground by several people, and then when he got up, he saw the pig and immediately joined the chase after the pig.
"Oh, it's even more exciting! When they catch the pigs, that's what a wonderful! Jiang Fan smiled evilly.
Sun Haijian had goosebumps all over his body, "Uh, these poor pigs! Sun Haijian shook his head and sighed.
"Xiaofu, let's go to the gate of the hospital and shout, call more people to watch this man-pig war, and call reporters to come by the way, if this is on the news, it can definitely cause a sensation in the entire East Ukraine!" Jiang Fan immediately ran towards the gate of the hospital.
After arriving at the gate of the hospital, Jiang Fan opened his voice and shouted: "Everyone go to the hospital restaurant to watch the man-pig battle, live broadcast!" Absolutely wonderful, walk by, don't miss it! ”
Jiang Fan shouted in this voice, and immediately a good person ran towards the hospital cafeteria, when they saw the wonderful scene inside, someone immediately called and called the news reporter, and after a while, the restaurant was surrounded by many spectators and reporters, the flash lights were not flashing, and the reporters were very excited, this is very big news.
There were more and more people outside the hospital cafeteria, and the performance in the cafeteria was getting more and more amazing, and three or four people had dried up a pig and couldn't get up.
Bu Sanbusi finally caught up with a pig, he rode on the pig's back, the pig was frightened and immediately ran wildly, Bu Sanbusi hugged the pig's neck tightly, and the pig immediately drilled under the table, bang! With a bang, Bu Sanbusi, who was sitting on the back of a pig, knocked down the table and was immediately knocked unconscious.
As soon as Bu Sanbusi fell to the ground, two male doctors rushed over, and they saw Bu Sanbusi's buttocks, and the two immediately pounced, "Ah! Bu Zabusi screamed, he felt a pain in his buttocks, and immediately woke up, covered his buttocks and ran.
"Ha Luha, it's the first time, that's great! Beauty don't run! The two men chased after him, so frightened that Bu Sanbusi got under the table, but was still caught by the other two men, and the screams of Bu Sanbu came from under the table.
Jiang Fan, who had been looking out of the window of the restaurant, immediately laughed and stood up, while Sun Haijian, who was next to him, blushed with shame, "Uh, it's so evil!" He couldn't help but feel afraid that if he hadn't run out in time, his ass would have suffered.
And that Mikuko Sakai is even more funny, there is a roar and a shout, "Oh, you all come!" I'm clogged, come unclog the pipes! "All sorts of gibble was shouted, and the reporters hurriedly recorded it. Jiang Fan shook his head and said, "What a classic language!" ”
The farce of the man-pig war lasted for more than three hours before it ended, and the men and the pigs collapsed from exhaustion, and when Bu Sambusi finally came to his senses, he felt a pain in his asshole, and the thought of what had just happened was like sitting in a nightmare.
He originally wanted to fascinate all the doctors in Huaxia folk medicine, and then force Sun Haijian to tell the secret of cutting the pulse, but he didn't expect that he would be fought over by others, and the reputation of Banji Hospital was also tarnished.
The next morning, the newspapers and magazines throughout Liuqiu City published pictures of the battle between people and pigs in the dining hall of Banji Hospital, as well as descriptions of reporters adding fuel and vinegar, and these newspapers were extremely popular.
Jiang Fan, Huang Fu, Sun Haijian, Zhang Zhongjie and others had already gotten on the bus to Banche City, and everyone was still talking about what happened in Banji Hospital yesterday.
After driving for two hours, the car came to Banche City, the second largest city in East Ukraine, where the urban greenery is better than Liuqiu City, the street is full of cherry blossom trees, a gust of wind blows, cherry blossoms fly, and the street is full of fragrance.
Pedestrians come and go, and there is a constant stream of vehicles, all of which shows that this is a large city, and you can see the prosperity of the city here.
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