Chapter 129: Eating Melons

On the grain boat, Zhao Hao was stunned by the scene of beating the water dog in front of him.

His original plan was to launch a public opinion offensive, let the people reprimand Lin Xun, and drive him out of Kunshan.

Who would have thought that the father of Kunshan would be violent, why would he just start doing it without saying a word?

Didn't you say that the people of Suzhou and Shanghai didn't do anything when they broke the noise? Longevity!

"Wu Zhongmin's style is like this, it's good for the son to get used to it." Liu Zhengqi explained to Zhao Hao in a whisper: "Sue the official at every turn, and riot if it is useless, this is all tradition." ”

"Uh......" Zhao Gongzi took out a handkerchief from his sleeve to wipe his sweat, and suddenly remembered the tombstone of Ge Xian, the five people, and the copyist Dong that he read in the textbook...... It turns out that the rebellion of the citizens of Jiangnan has a glorious tradition.

Zhao Hao, a bystander, was stunned, and Lin Pingzhi, as a party, was completely shrouded in fear......

The citizens of Kunshan threw all the gentry of Xumen into the river, and then their eyes converged on him.

Lin Xun's face turned pale with fright, and he didn't dare to come out after hiding in a few bags of grain in the stern.

Yuan Fang shouted at Zheng Qian, protect the safety of the patrol adults!

Zheng Qian dared to yin those servants of the Xu family, but he didn't dare to care about the life or death of the patrol adults.

The surname Lin is Qincha, if there are three long and two short, the eldest master will certainly have to eat and hang, and his small inspection will not be able to eat and walk around.

Inspector Zheng hurriedly ordered his archers to leave it alone, and first gather at the side of Lin Xun's boat, so as not to let the angry citizens approach his boat.

Lin Xun breathed a sigh of relief when he saw this, and was just about to stand up and say a few words to save a little face.

Before he could straighten up, he heard a snap and was hit on the head.

Before he had time to rejoice that the black gauze hat had good defense, a sticky yellow soup dripped from the top of his head, and his face was full of confusion.

It turned out to be eggs. And rotten eggs......

The pungent stench made Lin Xun feel sick. Yuan Fang couldn't help but ask angrily: "Who the did it?" There's a kind of standing up! ”

Before he could finish speaking, more rotten eggs flew in from all directions, mixed with broken soles, rotten vegetable leaves, and watermelon rinds from animal manure.

Naturally, the townspeople launched a long-range attack after discovering that they couldn't do melee combat.

Before the two could react, they each hit a dozen shots.

There was no need to pretend to be Boyi anymore, and the two of them were busy hugging their heads on the boat, using those food bags to avoid the dense attacks.

Lin Xun curled up in the gap between the two stacks of rice, covered with egg liquid leaves, his black black gauze hat turned green, and the cyan official robe on his body also became camouflage.

He covered his ears tightly and closed his eyes, that pitiful, weak and helpless appearance, how could there be half a cent of majesty?

"My lord, my lord......" Yuan Fang braved the rain of bullets and came over and shouted twice at Lin Xun. Seeing that he didn't react, he had to pull away his hand covering his ears.

Lin Xun pressed but still didn't open his eyes.

"Uh, what are you doing here?" Yuan Fang was puzzled.

"If you can't see it, you should not happen, if you can't see it, if you don't see it, if it doesn't happen, if it doesn't happen, nothing happens......" but only listened to Lin Xun's words.

is worthy of being a good apprentice of Xu Ge Lao, not only has he mastered the magic skills very solidly, but he can already apply them to work and life.

"......" Yuan Fang saw that Lin Xun's press was broken, and knew that he could only make up his own mind, so he ordered the Zheng patrol in a loud voice: "Hurry up and let people drive the boat and take the adults out of here!" ”

"How do you get there?" Zheng Qian is also unlucky, he is regarded as a lackey by the people, and he eats a lot of hanging...... There are seven or eight rotten vegetable leaves hanging on his body.

He took off the smelly socks from his head and pointed to the full water. "Fly over?"

The grain ships were already bulky, and five Wu Kee ships filled the docks. Zhao Hao and Liu Yuanwai brought more than 20 ships, so many grain ships were crowded into a pot of porridge, it was no wonder that they could move.

At this time, the citizens couldn't see Lin Xun's boat, and they couldn't vent their evil fire, so they moved their eyes to his palanquin and honor guard. smashed them all to a pulp, and threw the folded patrol cards, evasion cards, and jinshi cards into the river.

The children picked it up and carried it home to be burned as firewood......

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Zhao Gongzi's boat had been dodged far away to avoid being injured by mistake.

Seeing that the inspection department protected Lin Xun, Zhao Hao was also relieved.

Let people set up the chairs, bring a small table, cut a watermelon, lean comfortably on the back of the chair, and watch the play while eating melons.

At this time, Wu Chengen heard the news and came in a small boat and got on his boat.

"Mr. Sheyang is late." Zhao Hao finished nibbling a piece of watermelon, picked up a Songjiang cotton cloth to wipe his hands, and smiled at Wu Chengen, who was full of anxiety: "The most exciting part has passed." Let's just eat some melons. ”

"You, what are you doing with the old man?" Wu Chengen pointed helplessly, the grain ship that was about to turn into a garbage heap. "Two hundred years of the dynasty, have you ever seen such a miserable patrol?"

"Isn't that an eye-opener?" Zhao Hao said with a smile.

"You're still laughing? The prince of the county led the crowd to besiege and patrol the imperial history, and it will cause an uproar if it is spread out! Wu Chengen sighed again and again.

"Oh? I thought it was Mr. Sheyang who set me up on the stage. Zhao Hao said with an innocent face: "How can I turn a blind eye to the performance that should cooperate with you?" had to reluctantly become an actor. ”

"Am I that kind of person?" Wu Chengen was so angry that his beard straightened and said: "Only Xu Wenchang, a madman, will be afraid that the world will not be chaotic!" ”

"Sir, eat a big melon and lose the fire." Zhao Hao personally picked up a piece of watermelon, handed it to Wu Chengen, and pulled him to sit down and said, "One, I didn't expect the Kunshan father to be violent. Both, the people will make a fuss, I don't show up, and the account will be counted on my father's head. ”

"That's right." Wu Chengen took a bite of melon depressedly, and couldn't help laughing: "It's so sweet!" ”

"That's, this is Wang Zhuang's watermelon." Zhao Hao said proudly: "It's sweet and crisp, and the taste is first-class." ”

"You're pretty good at eating." After Wu Chengen finished speaking, he suddenly came to his senses, glared at him and said, "Speaking of business, how are you going to end up?" It's not a good thing to handle......"

"It's going to cause an uproar." Zhao Hao imitates the nagging old gentleman. Before Wu Chengen threw the melon peel in his face, he quickly replied with a smile: "Sir, don't worry, it's not us who should be panicked now, let's just eat melons with peace of mind." You just don't believe me, you still don't believe Mr. Qingteng? ”

"Hmm......" Wu Chengen put down the melon skin depressedly. Lao Yu believed in him too much, so he made the situation like this. ”

He let out a long breath of turbidity, pointed to the garbage boat, and said, "Let's get people out first." ”

"It's not our job." Zhao Hao put his hands behind his head, and he was very good.

"Oh? Did he inform your father? Wu Chengen breathed a sigh of relief.

"Definitely. I guess it's almost there. Zhao Hao nodded with a smile, looked at the wharf full of messes, and said with a smile: "It's time for the county lord to turn the tide." ”

Before the words fell, I heard a sharp bamboo whistle sounding in the south of the bridge.

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