Jiang Fan saw Director Dai close his eyes, and said with a secret smile in his heart: "Director Dai, Lao Tzu broke your leg!" You wait for the scream! ”

The steel pipe slammed down, bam! Director Dai screamed, his leg swollen and high, "Damn! Director Dai, your legs are so strong, the steel pipe keeps knocking! Jiang Fan pretended to be surprised.

Director Dai was sweating in pain, "I haven't broken it yet!" He couldn't wait to knock it off immediately, and it hurt so much to knock it repeatedly! Better a finger off than always aching.

"I'm afraid that you can't stand it with too much force, so I didn't try my best to knock it!" Jiang Fan pretended to be embarrassed.

Director Dai wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said with a sad face: "Xiao Jiang, you do your best to knock it!" Knock it hard with all your might, and you will think it is the enemy's leg, and break it hard! "At this time, Director Dai can't wait to hurry up, knock it off early, and pick it up early!

Jiang Fan pretended to be sympathetic and nodded: "Director Dai, don't worry, I will definitely break your leg this time!" ”

Jiang Fan immediately lifted the steel pipe, raised it high above his head, then closed his eyes and shouted: "Break!" "Whew! With a bang, the steel pipe slammed down, poof! With a sound, Director Dai screamed: "Ah! ”

Director Dai covered his crotch with both hands and screamed, Jiang Fan pretended to exclaim: "Oops, Director Dai, I'm sorry, why did I knock on your crotch, what are you messing with!" ”

Director Dai covered his crotch and cried: "It's over, my bird egg seems to be broken, right?" ”

Jiang Fan immediately lifted Director Dai's crotch, damn it! The eggs are now yellow! "Oh, Director Dai, how many children do you have?"

Director Dai was puzzled: "Xiao Jiang, why are you asking this?" I have three children! ”

"Oh, that's good, you won't be dead when you have a child!" Jiang Fan nodded.

"How's my injury? Can that bird still come in handy? Director Dai said nervously, this was what he was most worried about, and he glanced at the beautiful secretary Ren Ni.

"It's okay, I'll help you recover, it should still work." Jiang Fan smiled. "Then you can treat it quickly!" Director Dai said eagerly, this is more important than a leg injury, and it is related to his own happiness.

Jiang Fan immediately used the Maoshan Recovery Spell to heal Director Dai's crotch injury, "Well, okay, the yolk of the bird's egg has also recovered, and it can basically be used." Jiang Fan said.

Director Dai heard the voice, "What can be basically used?" Is there a time when you can't use it? Director Dai panicked.

"Well, as long as you don't see something round like a steel pipe in the future, the bird can get up, and if you see something round like a steel pipe, it will be scared down!" Jiang Fan smiled.

"Ahh Do you see something round and lie down? Director Dai asked.

"It should be, as long as you see a cylindrical or even a spherical object, you will lie down!" Jiang Fan nodded.

Director Dai's face was gloomy, he looked at Ren Ni's towering chest, it's over, I can't look at this, it's miserable! "Hey, let's break my leg quickly! This time, be on point and don't hit the crotch! Director Dai sighed.

Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Director Dai, don't worry, you won't hit your crotch this time!" ”

Jiang Fan lifted the steel pipe and raised it high above his head, and Director Dai closed his eyes in fright. Jiang Fan also closed his eyes and shouted: "Fight!" "Whew! The steel pipe fell hard, click! A bang.

Director Dai screamed, he almost fell off the operating table in pain, and almost fainted, if it weren't for eating ginseng bird's nest supplements on weekdays, he really couldn't bear it!

Jiang Fan said happily: "It's finally broken!" He threw the steel pipe to the ground and clapped his hands.

Director Dai cried and said, "You knocked my leg off, but this time you knocked it wrong!" You're breaking my good leg! ”

Jiang Fan immediately lowered his head and pretended to be surprised: "Oh, I'm sorry, Director Dai, I knocked it with my eyes closed just now, but I didn't expect it to be wrong, I'll pick it up for you right away!" ”

Jiang Fan immediately grabbed Director Dai's thighs with both hands and squeezed them, Director Dai immediately let out a scream like a pig, and Dean Zhao on the side was so frightened that he covered his ears. Silently recite the Maoshan bone mantra, "Okay! The bones are connected! I'll break that leg that didn't fit it right again! Jiang Fan smiled.

Jiang Fan picked up the steel pipe from the ground and held it high, "Xiao Jiang, you have to see clearly this time, don't knock the wrong thigh!" Director Dai told him that he was scared by Jiang Fan's knock, and if he knocked on the wrong thigh again, he would almost hit the wall!

Jiang Fan nodded and said, "Director Dai, don't worry, you will definitely not knock the wrong leg this time!" I'm sure it's knocking! ”

The steel pipe smashed down so hard that Director Dai closed his eyes in fright, and his heartbeat almost stopped, bang! Click! Director Dai screamed, and suddenly fainted, it hurt so much, after a few beatings, he was already terrified, and it was difficult to bear such pressure in his heart, and he fainted in fright.

Dean Zhao, Secretary Li, Ren Ni and others next to him were so frightened that they covered their ears, because Director Dai's scream was too terrifying, worse than a ghost's scream, and everyone could get it! The most terrifying person is Hu Luanlai, his leg bones have not yet been connected, he saw Director Dai repeatedly connected the bones, and he was so frightened that he trembled. Don't look at the usual osteopathic surgery for others without frowning, and when it's your turn, you find out that the bone graft is so terrifying!

Jiang Fan stretched out his index finger and pointed at the center of Director Dai's eyebrows, and Director Dai immediately woke up, "Ouch, did you break your leg?" These were the first words he said when he woke up, and now he was most concerned not about whether his leg was connected, but about whether he was knocked or not.

Jiang Fan smiled and said: "Director Dai, don't worry, your leg is broken, I will pick it up for you soon, don't move around, otherwise you will break it again if it is crooked!" ”

Director Dai was so frightened that he was sweating, "I, I won't move anymore, you can take the bones!" Director Dai gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, his expression was like being on the death field.

Jiang Fan held Director Dai's thighs with both hands and squeezed them, "Ah! Director Dai screamed, it was really *** worse than a ghost's scream. Jiang Fan squeezed and then pulled it apart, and then squeezed, Director Dai sweated in pain.

"Director Dai, don't move, I'm going to pick up the bones!" Jiang Fan silently recited the Maoshan bone mantra, and Director Dai's bones were immediately connected.

"Okay, Director Dai, you come down and take two steps to try!" Jiang Fan smiled.

Director Dai said nervously: "I still have to go, it won't be long and short, right?" I'm scared to go! "Now, he doesn't dare to go to the ground, he is afraid that the leg bone is not connected, and it will be broken again, he really can't stand this torture!

Ren Ni on the side shouted: "Director Dai, you just take two steps, if you don't go, then this bone is not in vain!" She patted Director Dai on the shoulder ambiguously.

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