Several people left the base headquarters, and they all breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling that they had come to life.

"Why didn't I find out before, the captain is so terrifying." The shepherd muttered.

"That's because he used to be your uncle." The old donkey found out the answer for him, and added: "Of course, now your uncle is still your uncle." ”

"Actually, what the captain said is not right, it doesn't matter if the enemy can't choose, why can't the comrades-in-arms choose, he just has to change it for us." The mule was still whining.

"Why didn't you ask him then?" The old cat asked.

"I have that heart, but I have to have that guts." The mule shuddered as he spoke.

"You still don't have the guts?"

When Wei Laoshi heard this, he was angry, and put his finger on his head and said, "How did I tell you when I went in, I didn't let you talk nonsense, you have to say." Well, we could have come out safely, but we had to be scolded to get better. ”

The mule knew that he was wrong, and he did not dodge, and defended: "Then you can't run in vain, right?" ”

"This time I didn't run in vain, I was scolded like a grandson. I'm gone, my mom didn't scold me like that during menopause? The old cat sighed.

"It's all my fault, if it weren't for me, everyone wouldn't be scolded." The shepherd said guiltily.

"It has nothing to do with you, it's just that chestnut god, I want to smoke him when I hear this name. He also said that I was naïve when I stepped on a horse, and when he was mature, he called himself God, isn't this more middle two? The mule said.

"He's not a secondary two, he's a second/force, how can a normal person talk like that? I'm telling you shepherd, we really didn't come here for you, we didn't want to be with such a person, and it was annoying to look at it. The old donkey followed.

The old cat rubbed the shepherd's head and said, "So, little shepherd, don't feel guilty, we are all here to scold ourselves." ”

"It's not like I'm here to scold you, we've made a big taboo." Dewey took it and said.

"Yes, I committed a big taboo and deserved to be scolded." Wei Laoshi repeated.

Although Qianlong always says that he is not a soldier, it is undeniable that they are soldiers.

As the captain said, it is the duty of a soldier to obey orders, even if he knows that it is a mortal order, he cannot disobey it, and if he can't even do this, then this army will never win.

And now it is not a mortal order at all, just the addition of a new member, if even this order cannot be carried out, how can the fourth team guarantee victory on the battlefield?

"The bayonet is also yes, if you have made it clear to us earlier, you have to let us be scolded. No, I'll have to write him down. The mule said.

"Okay, don't complain about the Lord of the Stove if you can't eat. This has nothing to do with bayonets, he told us everything, and the captain said that we can't change people, and we have to go. Dewey said.

"That's not going to work, if I don't write it down for him, I'm mentally unbalanced."

As he spoke, the mule took out a small notebook, and wrote down another charge against the bayonet.

"I finally know now why you're chasing Dr. Song." Dewey said.

"Why?" The old donkey asked playfully.

"If you marry Dr. Song, you will save money for seeing a psychiatrist in the future." Dewey laughed.

"Xian'er, you remember!"

The mule had just finished memorizing and was about to put away the little notebook, but after hearing his words, he immediately wrote down another note to Dewey, which made everyone laugh.

It is worthy of everyone's pistachio, and the depression after being scolded by the captain just now is all gone at this moment.

It's just that Dewey remembered Chestnut's words and felt that he was drifting farther and farther away on the road of teasing.

The tease will really be infected!

When a few people returned to the team, Kurigami had gone to his room to rest, and everyone was happy not to see him, but the bayonet was waiting for them.

"Comfortable?" The bayonet asked.

"Don't talk to me, bother you!" The mule has no good airway.

"It's not comfortable to be scolded yet, why don't I report to the captain and let him do the ideological work for you?" Bayonet said with a smile.

"No, how do you know we're being scolded?" The mule asked, stunned.

Could it be that the captain called him to tell him, no way, he is not that kind of person.

The bayonet gave him a blank look and said, "Nonsense, I was just scolded before I came back!" ”

"I'll go, you were also scolded for the bayonet? Come on, tell us how the captain scolded you, let's have a good time. The mule said happily.

The bayonet stretched out his hand to cover his face and said, "I found out, that Chestnut God is really right, naïve!" ”

It's not just him, everyone has the same idea.

"Made, I thought about it carefully, it seems that the mule came, and our team became like this, right?" The old donkey said uncertainly.

"That's right, it wasn't like that before, I was full of positive energy at that time." The old cat affirmed.

"Before he came, I was a professional hacker." Wei Laoshi fell into the memory.

The shepherd looked at the ceiling and muttered, "When I was preparing the base, I was called the little prince with cold noodles. ”

Dewey also reacted: "When I was in the ice sword, I was an excellent soldier every year......

Everyone looked at the mule and said in unison, "Madan, you have finally found your roots!" ”

"Damn, what do you mean? Co-authored all of you because I broke you, right? The mule jumped to his feet and shouted.

"Nonsense, tease is really contagious!" Everyone said in unison.

"Okay, you all remember today's words for me!"

The mule took out the little notebook and shouted, "Don't let anyone want to run!" ”

The bayonet patted him on the shoulder and said, "Mule, wait a moment before remembering." ”

"Now I know I'm scared, it's too late!" The mule and the cow are angry.

"No, I want to tell you that to integrate Chestnut God into our collective, this glorious and arduous task will be handed over to you!" The bayonet said solemnly.

The room burst into laughter, echoed by echoes such as "That's a good idea" and "Bayonet beep".

The mule stretched out his hand and pointed out the door and said, "You go!" I don't know you! ”

Everyone was laughing, and the door to the conference room was pushed open, revealing the cold face of Chestnut God, looking at them like an idiot, and softly spitting out two words.

"Childish!"

It's still that expression, it's still that tone, it's still that word, but everyone suddenly realizes that the current chestnut god is funny no matter how he looks at it, and the laughter has become louder.

Chestnut God was a little dazed by laughter, and he couldn't understand what was funny about them.

Wei Lao wet rubbed his stomach and said, "Li Shen, I found out, it's right for you to come to the fourth team, because you are born with the potential to tease." ”

"That's right, what you just said is just too funny!"

"It's not a family, it's not a family!"

"Forgive us for our ignorance for not being able to detect your tease in advance......"

Everyone said one sentence on the left and one sentence on the right, and Li Shen slammed the door with a bang, but the laughter inside became louder and louder.

They didn't mean to ridicule Li Shen, but they really felt that his cold appearance just now was actually very funny.

There is a good saying, life is like being XX, since you can't resist, just close your eyes and enjoy it.

It's the same with teammates, since they can't be replaced, then there is only acceptance, and the best way to accept them is to help them integrate into the group.

For the fourth team, it is to make Chestnut God also become a tease, even if it is a cold tease.

Of course, it will be a long road, but everyone is confident that they will be able to do it.

Because they have the magic weapon to win - the mule, they can infect the whole team into a tease by themselves, and even other teams have a tendency to tease, and this important task is none other than the mule.

"Mule, we believe in you!"

"Dirt!"

It will take a long time to achieve the teasing contagion plan, but the training needs to be carried out quickly.

Everyone has a different way of fighting, and they are free to play when fighting, but they have to run into each other.

Now in the fourth team, there is not only a newcomer to Chestnut God, strictly speaking, Dewey is also a newcomer, and he also needs to cooperate tactically.

The next day, except for the old donkey and shepherd, whose injuries had not yet healed, everyone else went to the training ground for tactical training.

In fact, as long as they are at the base, tactical training is not interrupted, as is the case with all combat teams.

You must know that sweating more in peacetime and bleeding less in wartime is not only common in the domestic army, but also suitable for the hidden dragon.

After a few exercises, everyone has to admit that he is an excellent sniper, although there is still a big gap compared to a stone, but it is definitely not comparable to a shepherd.

From this point of view, it was not a wrong order for the headquarters to transfer the chestnut gods.

The only thing that made everyone uncomfortable was that Chestnut God kept his aloes from beginning to end, and never participated in their topics except for training and discussing tactics, of course, they were all funny topics.

Another intermission, everyone habitually sat together, and the whole world was talking nonsense, of course, it was indispensable to make funny jokes with each other.

Chestnut sat alone at a distance, disassembling the sniper rifle in his hand.

The mule couldn't stand it anymore and shouted, "I said that Chestnut God, are you tired, can't you rest for a while?" ”

Chestnut God turned his head, looked at him coldly, and said, "Childish! ”

"Oops, I'll go! I put up with you before, you can't be endless, right? ”

The mule jumped up and beckoned to him, shouting, "Come on, come here, let's break it, how naïve will we rest?" ”

The old cat leaned into Dewey's ear and whispered, "See, the mule has begun his show." That's how I was spoiled by him. ”

Dewey couldn't help but laugh and see how the mule brought Chestnut God to the ditch.

It's a pity that Chestnut didn't give the mule a chance, this time he didn't even look at him, and spit out the classic two words: "Childish!" ”

"You're not naïve, you're not naïve and still say mantras when you're so old?" The mule said.

Dewey almost didn't laugh out loud, when did this mantra have anything to do with childishness, this mule's crooked reasoning is too much.

Chestnut God didn't fall for him, continued to dismantle the gun in his hand, and said in his mouth: "Because you are naïve, I said you are naïve!" If you're not naïve, I won't say you're naïve! ”

The mule raised his eyebrows and said, "I'll go, and tell me a tongue twister?" Who wouldn't, eight hundred pacesetters ...... up the north slope"