Speaking of scolding, it is also a high-level craft in officialdom, compared with the splashing skin on the streets and alleys, one is sunny and snowy, and the other is a lower riba person, which is not the same

If you want to scold the level, scold the power, and have the effect of hitting a thousand layers with one stone, you have to spend some effort

Chang Ning "invited" his "staff group", as the saying goes, everyone gathers firewood and the flame is high

Hu Zimao, Minister of Organization, Liang Cheng, Director of the Municipal Party Committee Office, Chen Maoyun, Mayor Fu, and Changning's two "big secretaries", Jin Shan and Li Zhouteng

Du Qiulan served everyone a cup of tea, and after a few words of greeting, she smiled and left

Chang Ning smoked the fireworks and said with a smile: "It's New Year's Day soon, and the transfer of Ningzhou Iron and Steel Plant will also officially enter the procedure, and our Ding Fuji has been very active recently."

Liang Cheng nodded and said: "Speak everywhere, fan the flames, and several speeches are full of gunpowder."

"Liangzi, give me an example," Chang Ning said with a smile

"Listen to his recent speech at the training class for cadres at the department level of the party school...... 'Our official system has its own special features, and what is particularly important is that on top of this official system, there is also a field, that is, the so-called officialdom, the official system is the foundation, and the officialdom is its superstructure. If the bureaucracy is a part of a country's political system, then officialdom is a part of social relations, a network of relationships formed by officials in order to protect their own interests from infringement or maximize their own interests...... Some people just take advantage of this characteristic to pull the banner of the tiger and engage in a big network ......'"

Chang Ning was stunned for a moment, "Damn, he's insinuating at me"

Liang Cheng nodded

"Xiao Chang, the guidance of public opinion is very important," Hu Zimao looked at Chang Ning and said

"So, I want to fight back in this regard, I can't let him have the upper hand"

Hu Zimao's eyes lit up, stroked his beard and laughed, "He scolds, we might as well concoct it in the same way, and treat others in the same way."

"Hehe, Lao Hu, Liang Zi, Jin Shan, the three of you know Ding Guoming in Qingyang, tell me, what are his shortcomings?"

"The heart is higher than the sky, and the ambition is too big," said Hu Zimao

"Good face, very vanity," Liang Cheng said

"I look at him...... The eyes are high, and the hands are low, and they will only talk on paper," Jin Shan said

Chang Ning snorted and stretched out a finger, "From my observation, although Ding Guoming claims to be an intellectual and looks very deep in the city, he actually has a fatal weakness, that is, he is not good at hand-to-hand combat, as long as we bombard indiscriminately, he will definitely be in chaos and madness."

"Leader, what do you mean...... We also organized a batch of articles to scold him? Jin Shan asked

Chen Maoyun said with a smile: "What the leader means is that I am acting at the negotiation table, and the task of the four of you is to mess up people's hearts, disturb his vision, and make him lose his basic judgment."

"Hehe, Maoyun is right, anyway, the four of you are big showmen, come up with a masterpiece within a week and hand it over to Ren Liqing, the Minister of Propaganda."

Jin Shan asked, "Will Minister Ren help us make a statement?" "No mistakes, no skipping words.

"Don't worry, you all remember that Minister Ren is the person remembered by Wang Qunji, and now he can be used as his own person"

A few days later, at the meeting of organ cadres, after the speeches of Ding Ying and Ding Guoming, Liang Cheng, director of the Municipal Party Committee Office, who presided over the meeting, said: "Next, I would like to invite Mayor Chang to speak."

The applause rang out, Chang Ning rarely spoke, and when he spoke, he would be shocked

Chang Ning held his face, glanced at the entire venue, and said solemnly: "Comrades, what I want to talk about today is the work style of our cadres."

There was silence in the venue, and the acting mayor didn't talk about the economy and style, which was a bit fresh

"I used to work in Hong Kong for a while, and whenever I saw a big-bellied mainland official on the street, I always thought of breeding pigs first, and I don't know why, is it physically similar, or godlike, or both? I think it may be both, not only similar in shape, but also in godlike, otherwise why does the image of a pig always haunt my mind? , You can look at some people's mouths, is it a pig's mouth, thick lips, fat cheeks, and a heavy chin, why is it not a pig's mouth? Mr. Liang Shiqiu once said that pigs are really a kind of emperor, and there is really some truth, ah, aren't some of our bureaucrats like this? Although our bureaucrats are not the emperors of the country, they are the emperors of the region, the emperor of the region, the emperor of the system, and the emperor of the unit...... Some of our cadres are like a panacea, good at seeing the wind and making the rudder, flattery, and exquisite, they are tactful, left and right, the superior leaders can not afford to offend, and the colleagues around them dare not offend, but dare to offend the ordinary people who pose no threat to themselves, and some officials are like some officials, who oppress people with their big butts, are strict with others, speak the truth, speak righteously, speak righteously, and speak like a gentleman, however, once it comes to their personal interests, the interests of their relatives and friends, Just blindly indulge and protect ......"

Many people listened to it, and their faces changed, and Mayor Chang was scolding

"It seems that some bureaucrats still have to thank this pig picture...... Let's take a look at the bodies of some bureaucrats, most of them are short, round, convex breasts, plus short four front and rear limbs, which really makes him pigs out of reach, prostrate in front of them, bow down behind them, and also make foreign pigs ashamed of themselves, but unfortunately, they can only watch, and can not eat, I don't know how their meat tastes, it is said that China's pork production ranks first in the world, and our bureaucrats are also indispensable."

Ding Guoming's face is very ugly, with a big belly and thick lips, scolding Bai Tiexin, the secretary of the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection, fat cheeks, and a heavy chin, isn't this my image of Ding Guoming, and most of them are short, round, convex chest, plus short four front and rear limbs, which is clearly scolding Mayor Lin Kaibao......

"One of the characteristics of pigs is laziness, which is called 'delicious lazy sleep and long meat', otherwise where does the fat and body come from, and the brain is full of fat? Most of the comrades have read the classic "Journey to the West", there is a paragraph in it, which says: "Zhu Bajie Gaojiazhuang recruits relatives", before recruiting relatives, our Mr. Zhu Bajie also deliberately worked hard, but when his wife can't get it, he is **** in nature, lazy, and delicious, and the Gao family doesn't want his daughter to suffer **** anymore, but Mr. Bajie uses his tricks, and he doesn't leave in the Gao family...... Isn't that what our bureaucrats are? Before taking office, he was timid, but once he was selected, he immediately changed into a pig-headed commander who did not seek no merit, but did not seek anything, and became a plague pig who occupied the pit and did not"

In the auditorium, except for Chang Ning's voice, everyone held their breath and listened to Chang Ning's laughter and scolding

"Some people say, in fact, you have wronged our bureaucrats, they don't want to pull out one or two groups of clever, in order to thank the world's fathers, but they really can't pull it out, you don't see, at the press conference, in the policy address, most of our bureaucrats are blushing and thick-necked, and they can't burst out of one or two groups of smart, and the taste of in the neck is difficult enough for our adults, but what is incomprehensible is that some of our bureaucrats usually can't even speak coherently. But they always like to communicate everywhere, running all over the country and abroad, I don't know how they make a lot of nonsense, whether they also blush and have a thick neck when communicating, won't it make outsiders laugh at it?"

Hearing this, many people secretly laughed, not long ago, the Municipal Commission for Discipline Inspection Ji Bai Tiexin took people to Hong Kong, and Chang Ning's Maotou pointed to self-evident

"Of course, pigs also have merit, if it is considered a merit, for example, to engage in image projects, the house is demolished and rebuilt, the road is smashed and repaired, and all the land has to be fished out, and for example, the country's money is taken, and the country and even the world are visited, today to Suzhou and Hangzhou, tomorrow to Hainan, the day after tomorrow to the United States, Matai...... It is these pigs, to foreign countries, others do not think that our country is a pig country is strange, in fact, it is not strange to say that our country is a pig country, the whole world, I don't know how many such stupid pigs are in the upper position, no wonder China's pork production ranks first in the world, and the political economy is lagging behind the world"

Finally, when someone saw Ji Ding Ying smiling, they couldn't help but laugh heartily

"Comrades, do you know how the common people laugh at us? Listen to it...... There is nothing that is not solemn at the beginning of the meeting, there is no victory at the conclusion, there is no speech that is not important, there is no resolution that is not passed, there is no applause that is not enthusiastic, there is no encouragement from the people, there is no leadership that does not attach importance to it, there is no progress that is not smooth, there is no problem that is not solved, there is no amount of completion, there is no achievement that is not huge, and there is no completion that is not ahead of schedule...... If these clichés were true, wouldn't our four modernizations already been realized? …… Do you know what the common people say about us? …… Busy public servants are in the box, important work is in the banquet, the appointment and dismissal of cadres is in the transaction, the project is in the dark box, the work that should be grasped is in the slogan, the urgent business that needs to be done is in the meeting, the proper plan is in the drawer, the unhealthy wind that should be stopped is in the notice, the cadres who help the poor are in the car, the valuable talent is in the eulogy, the outstanding cadre is in the image frame, and the brilliant figures are in the summary...... The common people summed it up incisively, listen to it again...... To pay close attention is to hold a meeting, management is to charge, attention is to slogan, implementation is to move the mouth, acceptance is to get drunk, inspection is a banquet, research is to rip off, political achievements are to blow, reporting is to mix water, nonsense is to be in line with ......"

Chang Ning paused, his face was like frost, his eyes were like electricity, and he reached out and knocked heavily on the podium

"Comrades, when I say the last sentence, it's the end of the year again, and it's time to summarize the sky, but if anyone fools me with big words, clichés, empty words, and lies, be careful that I let him have a bad New Year......"