003 How do you bite!
"The pathology you said is very weird, can you cure it with a charm?" Li Hanyan said coldly.
"Don't believe him, look at his lustful eyes, he wants to take advantage of the opportunity to heal!" Zhang Xiaolei said.
"Zhang Xiaolei, don't use a little woman's heart to spend my gentleman's belly, it's because you are suspicious, so every time you have menstruation, the amount is very small, and your back pain is swollen." Jiang Fan picked up the newspaper and looked at the newspaper as if nothing had happened.
"You, how do you know Lu Dao?!" Zhang Xiaolei exclaimed, there are very few people who know about this matter.
Jiang Fan ignored them anymore and lowered his head to read the newspaper. Li Hanyan and Zhang Xiaolei looked at Jiang Fan directly, and in their eyes, Jiang Fan was simply divine.
"Hey, you haven't answered me yet!" Li Hanyan couldn't help but speak.
Jiang Fan raised his head and looked at Li Hanyan, "It can be cured without a spell, it only takes a few minutes." ”
"What, it can be cured in a few minutes?" Li Hanyan couldn't believe his ears!
"Do you want to know how to do it? I'm telling you. ”
Jiang Fan stood up, walked to Li Hanyan's side, and whispered a word in Li Hanyan's ear.
"Indecent!" Li Hanyan's face immediately turned crimson, and she raised her hand to slap Jiang Fan.
Jiang Fan had already been prepared, grabbed Li Hanyan's hand and said with a smile: "Hanyan, you can be my girlfriend, I promise to cure your illness." ”
"Hmph, you're delusional!"
Li Hanyan raised his foot and kicked Jiang Fan's crotch fiercely, Li Hanyan learned karate when he was studying in the UK, and it was a five-dan karate. This kick is fast and ruthless, and if it were another man, this kick would definitely hit the "production base".
Jiang Fan expected Li Hanyan's kick, on the right side of his body, Li Hanyan's foot kicked in the air, and his hand was gently taken by Jiang Fan, and Li Hanyan leaned forward weightlessly as a whole and threw himself into Jiang Fan's arms.
Jiang Fan took the opportunity to hug Li Hanyan and kissed Li Hanyan's small lips violently, slippery like jelly, and suddenly Jiang Fan felt a sharp pain in his lips and pushed Li Hanyan away.
"You belong to a dog, how can you bite people!" Jiang Fan covered his lips, blood flowing onto his hands.
"You're right, I'm a dog, specializing in biting perverts!"
After Li Hanyan finished speaking, he walked out of the duty room angrily, Zhang Xiaolei glared at Jiang Fan fiercely, and chased after him.
Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly and said, "Damn, it tastes good, it's just too rushed, interesting." ”
Jiang Fan used his index finger to draw a few strokes on the bleeding lips, the blood quickly stopped, the wound healed quickly, and in the blink of an eye, the lips did not leave any traces of injury.
"The eyebrows are thick and cold! It can't be a white tiger! Jiang Fan muttered to himself.
He remembered the record in "The Secret Art of the Dragon and Tiger of Xuandongzi": "The white tiger has thick eyebrows, a cold appearance, and the yin is extremely prosperous and the yang is declining, so there is no grass in the Xuanjiao, and it is a white tiger." The white tiger has an extremely strong yin desire, and it cannot be surrendered unless it is a green dragon. ”
Jiang Fan remembered his grandfather's words before he died: "Xiao Fan, it's all because grandpa didn't take care of you, let the enemy find the door, and caused you to fall into the Maoshan forbidden spell 'Break the Decay Curse', you have to keep in mind that to break this curse, you must meet the white tiger with the green dragon, otherwise you will be rich and rich!" Be sure to collect this "Maoshan Talisman" and "Xuandongzi Dragon and Tiger Secret Technique", for these two books, take the lives of your parents, and wait until you are fifteen years old before you can practice the spells in the book, remember! ”
Later, Jiang Fan found a record of the Maoshan forbidden spell "Breaking the Decay Curse" in the book "Maoshan Charm": "Cutting off the decay curse, the yin is extremely poisonous, and there is a black mark at the root of the middle person's life, which becomes a place of decay, and no grass grows." The poisonous thing is that the person who is in this spell attacks once a year on the winter solstice, and on this day the luck decays, and the bad luck is overwhelming, and the black mark on the root of each attack is a little longer, and the black dot goes to the root, that is, the whole body rots and dies! Unless you meet the white tiger, the green dragon and the white tiger meet, you can crack it, and this spell will be broken after it will be extremely Tailai, rich and noble. ”
After the death of his grandfather, it was Meng Shuigen, a lonely old man in the village, who took him in, and over the years, the two depended on each other, and the villagers made some money when they were admitted to university, and Meng Shuigen sold three old cows to make up enough tuition.
Every year, the decay curse occurs on the day of the winter solstice, and the first attack is when Jiang Fan is six years old. On the way to the village to attend primary school that day, he accidentally fell off a cliff and broke his leg and ribs.
When he was seven years old, he had a second seizure, watched a bullfight in the village, was trampled by a cow, and was sent to the county hospital for three days before he came back to life.
When he was eight years old, he had a third attack, and it rained heavily that day, and he went to hide under a tree and was injured by lightning.
In the future, every time the decay curse is broken, Jiang Fan is more unlucky than once, although he has suffered many times and does not die, but the black spots on the root of life gradually grow and are close to the root.
Three years ago, he was admitted to Donghai Medical College, broke the decay curse three times, escaped death three times, and was called "unlucky" by his classmates at school.
The first time was when six people were walking down the street, the billboard fell, and the other five people hit him alone!
The second time was when the whole class went on a field trip, climbing the mountain and crossing the single-plank bridge, when he passed the last one, the bridge broke and fell off the cliff, if he hadn't been hung by a tree, he would definitely be crushed!
The third time is that what happened is incredible, when Jiang Fan went to the toilet at night, he actually entered the women's toilet by mistake, and the girls in the toilet screamed, Jiang Fan was so frightened that he fled in a panic, and was caught by the security department. You say you are not wronged!
I don't want to go to school! Imagine that when a boy is caught, he has an erection underneath, do you think he is trying to do wrong?
From then on, as long as the girls in the school went to the toilet at night, the girls reminded each other: "Be careful of Jiang Fan's pervert!" ”
Alas, when people are about to be unlucky, anything can happen, anything can happen!
Thinking of this, Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly and sighed, "When will I meet the White Tiger?" If Li Hanyan is a white tiger, it will be my big savior! ”
"If you don't want to do so much, let's still practice the Maoshan Tianyan Technique."
Jiang Fan began to meditate and practice the Tianyan Tongshu, according to the record of "Maoshan Mantra": "The Tianyan Tongshu, the secret technique of cultivating the Tianyan Eye, the Tianyan is open, you can see the internal organs and bones of the human body, you can also see ghosts and souls, and the advanced can see the past and the future." ”
Jiang Fan continued to cultivate until the sky was bright and then went to bed.
Early the next morning, Jiang Fan heard a sharp knock on the door, and when he opened the door, Jiang Fan was immediately stunned, and it was Dean Zhao and two policemen who knocked on the door.
"Could it be that Li Hanyan accused me of indecent assault or sexual harassment?" Jiang Fan thought.
"Xiao Jiang, Director Gao is looking for you, hurry up and get ready." Dean Zhao said with a smile.
"You are Doctor Jiang, our director invites you!" One of the policemen smiled.