Chapter 807: The Toilet Is Fragrant!
"Cangjun's words are wrong, I will not wait thousands of miles to come to the alliance, if I retreat without a fight, won't it make the world laugh?"
Emperor Qin smiled lightly: "I will hang up the war-free card today, and tomorrow I will send troops, and I will fight before the battle, and I will definitely kill the breeze of the Western Regions Alliance!" ”
……
Outside the city, the Great Tent of the Coalition Army.
The army looked at the generals in front of him with a smile: "Today, our army wins, and Dunzhu and Tuo Tao should be the first to take the lead!" ”
"Baili!"
"Maharaja!"
Baili Shanyue bowed his hand.
"If we fight again tomorrow, we will definitely take the city in one go!"
Baili Shanyue suddenly frowned slightly, and said with a wry smile: "Great Monarch, now that we have obtained information, the Seven Kingdoms have already joined forces, and it is definitely not an overnight matter to take the West Heavenly Gate!" ”
The Maharaja smiled faintly: "That's not necessarily!" ”
Between the words, with full confidence, he said with a smile: "Wait until tomorrow night, it will be the day of the city!" ”
……
Chang'an City.
"Have you ever heard of a public hut?"
"Is it the one invented by His Royal Highness King Yin?"
"Exactly!"
"I've heard that you can use it today, and every time you use it, it's worth three cents!"
A farmer suddenly pouted, "You can also be courteous at home, and you can buy a bun for three dollars!" ”
"Huh!" A merchant on the side said disdainfully: "I think you just haven't used it!" ”
"You don't know!" The merchant's face was full of complacency: "The public latrine, also known as the toilet, is cleaner than your kang, lit with incense, there is no smell, and you can wipe your butt with paper, no need to add money!" ”
"And! The flush was magical, I gently pulled the rope, and the water rushed down at once! ”
"Impossible!" A rather imposing man next to him shook his head directly: "Let's not talk about aromatherapy first, just wipe your butt with paper, who are you fooling?" ”
"It's just three pennies and it's aromatherapy and paper, you're a fool to be someone else!"
"Moreover, there are pipes laid in front, how expensive it is, how can it be so cheap!"
"What this master said makes sense, I said Boss Li, you're not fooling us, are you?"
The merchant suddenly looked anxious, and hurriedly explained: "I'm idle? What are you fooling you guys to do? ”
"Huh!"
The others suddenly sneered, and the middle-aged man also had a look of disdain, as if he didn't bother to talk to him!
"Don't believe me?"
"Let's go! I'll take you to see it now! ”
The merchant pulled the man straight and walked outside!
"Go, go! Who's afraid of whom! ”
A group of people who followed the excitement also walked towards the nearest public toilet nearby, and the people on the street looked sideways, and some good people also followed after inquiring!
"This ...... This is a public hut? ”
Seeing a long line in front of a small wooden house, everyone was stunned, and their eyes were full of surprise.
"This ...... How could there be so many people? ”
Even the merchant was stunned, and then said with a smile: "Naturally, many people want to come and experience it!" ”
"It should be much better in a few days!"
"Wait!"
"I'll go up and line up and let you take a look!"
The merchant took out three of the same boards directly from his bosom and walked to the back of the crowd to line up, when suddenly, the door of the thatched hut was opened, and a faint fragrance came out.
"It's really fragrant!"
"Didn't lie to us?"
"The sound of flushing! I heard the flush! ”
Seeing the man walk out, the man still had some disbelief on his face, squeezed in front and grabbed the man who had just come out of the hut, and took a deep breath: "It's so fragrant!" ”
The people around couldn't help laughing, and the man suddenly turned red and explained: "It's really fragrant, I don't believe you came to smell it!" ”
"Poofhaha!"
When the merchant saw that he believed it, he didn't go to the queue, but walked over and said with a smile, "How is it?" ”
"Now believe it, right?"
"I said a long time ago that I didn't lie to you, but you still don't believe it!"
The man suddenly smiled: "Brother, you are busy first, I'll try it first!" ”
“……”
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Early the next morning, Chang'an Daily began to spread propaganda!
"Today's morning report, 1,000 public toilets in Chang'an City have begun to be put into use, and everyone can go and try it!"
"The first three days before the trial, after these three days, free for three months, after the recovery of the three money!"
The little brother who sold the newspaper shouted loudly!
Sure enough, someone came to buy one, and saw a few eye-catching big characters on it: "Have you ever seen a thatched house with a fragrance?" He's coming! ”
Some uninformed people were full of surprise on their faces, "The thatched hut with the scent, who is this fooling?" ”
"It's like, it would be nice if it didn't stink!"
"Hey! Unexpectedly, Chang'an Daily has now begun to deceive people! ”
After a long time, when they came to the door of the toilet, they obediently closed their mouths one by one, and Lao Wu also stood in front of a public toilet, stretched out his hand to greet an employee, and quietly said: "Go, light a few incense incense outside this public toilet!" ”
"Outside?" The little guy was stunned for a moment, and after seeing Lao Wu nodding, he hurriedly ran away!
Lao Wu looked at the row of pairs in front of the door, and the corners of his mouth were crooked!
……
West Heavenly Gate!
The scenery is different in autumn, and the early spring is coming after the severe cold!
The weather has begun to warm up, but in the cold winter here, it still refuses to retreat, and cold winds are coming, almost knocking people to the ground!
Outside the gate, figures stood quietly like javelins, and the black pressure was unknown!
"Knock Knock Knock ......"
The sound of a war drum broke the silence of heaven and earth, mixed with the sound of the wind, making people full of blood!
"Kill!"
"Kill!"
The shouts of killing shook the sky, and the drums of war shook the ground!
The closed gate of the West Heavenly Gate was unexpectedly opened, and even many generals in the Western Regions were stunned and said in disbelief: "These Central Plains people dare to take the initiative to attack? ”
"Huh!"
Baili Shanyue watched the gate of Xitianmen open, and suddenly chuckled, looked at the prince beside him, and said, "Dajun, this is preparing to fight with us and regroup!" ”
The Maharaja also nodded with a smile and said softly: "The Central Plains pays attention to one blow, then declines, and three is exhausted!" ”
"If we are defeated again today, our morale will definitely plummet, yesterday we have occupied the mountain wind, and today, we must completely crush the will of the Han people!"
"Yes!"
Baili Shanyue had a faint smile on her face, looked at Dunzhu on the side, and said with a smile: "Dunzhu, you don't want to go on today, you go!" ”
After speaking, the big man on his side greeted him directly, and arched his hand and said, "Obey the order!" ”
On the city tower, Luo Chen and Zhuge Liang quietly looked at the enemy camp below, and said with a smile: "Kong Ming thinks that if you fight today, can you benefit?" ”