Chapter 270: Wang Fatzi Digs a Pit (First Update)

Wang Shunzi took Wang Fatzi out of the toilet.

The two walked around the waiting area, and found Liu Yifan and the other three near the corner.

"Fat brother, it's those three people, a man and two women, it's the man who slapped me."

Wang Fatzi glanced at Liu Yifan, who turned out to be a young man, and then his eyes fell on Zheng Xin'er and Fang Yunyao, and said with a smile: "Yo, these two girls are quite punctual, if you can eat a few bites, it would be great." As he spoke, he licked his lips, and his lustful appearance was extremely obscene.

He patted Wang Shunzi on the shoulder and said, "Shunzi, keep your eyes open and look good." ”

"Fat brother, let me show you what it means to be a 'Heaven Stealing Holy Hand'."

Wang Fatzi put his hands on his trouser belts, and then with a silly smile on his face, he swaggered to Liu Yifan's side, glanced at the vacant seat next to Liu Yifan, and said to Liu Yifan:

"Little handsome guy, no one is sitting in this seat next to you, right?"

Liu Yifan said indifferently, "No." ”

Wang Fatzi glanced at Liu Yifan and the other three, and found that Zheng Xin'er and Fang Yunyao were watching "Run, Brother" with headphones on at this time. Liu Yifan sat there quietly, like a dumb melon.

Seeing that Liu Yifan was a little sluggish, Wang Fatzi was secretly happy in his heart, hehe, such a person is most likely to fall into the pit he dug.

"Oops, I'm exhausted."

Wang Fatzi sighed, and sat down on the seat next to Liu Yifan, his fat big butt could occupy the position of the two of them as soon as he sat down.

Wang Fatzi seemed to be talking to himself, and as if he was talking to Liu Yifan, and said:

"My brother rushed over from the middle school in the northern suburbs of G City, squeezed the subway all the way, squeezed for more than an hour, and finally came to the high-speed rail station, it was really uncomfortable, I thought I couldn't catch up with this high-speed rail, but I didn't expect to be caught up by me. Why do you think this subway is so crowded? Is it possible to achieve because of the reason for the winter vacation of students? ”

"When it comes to winter break, I think of my mischievous students, they should be playing around now, and I hope they don't forget that they still have winter vacation homework."

"Hey, handsome little guy, you see that you are young and a student, where are you studying?"

"Hehe, it shouldn't be such a coincidence, in our northern suburbs middle school, right?"

Wang Fatzi's words seem to be very casual, but they are very doorway.

In just a few words, he was able to shorten the distance between him and Liu Yifan.

First, he saw that Liu Yifan and others were students, so he said that he was a teacher. Create an image of justice for yourself.

Second, when it comes to winter vacation homework, find a resonance point.

Third, ask questions and guide Liu Yifan to answer. As long as Liu Yifan answers, then he will take the bait.

Fourth, the purpose of accosting is actually to distract Liu Yifan's attention, and then take advantage of the opportunity to commit the crime.

Wang Fatzi's modus operandi is complicated, but it is actually quite complicated, that is, he has to fight psychological warfare with the target of the crime, and he must also have certain acting skills.

It's simple, but that's what it is.

is to take advantage of Liu Yifan's inattention, with his super high technique, unconsciously take away all the valuable things in Liu Yifan's pocket, and then put his mobile phone or wallet into Liu Yifan's pocket, make a stealing day, and finally pretend, "Huh? What about my phone? ”

Then Liu Yifan became a pickpocket.

Liu Yifan sat quietly like this, he had already seen through Wang Fatzi's tricks.

It's just that you can't see through it.

Anyway, now that he has nothing to do, he wants to see what tricks this fat man can play.

Liu Yifan replied to him and said:

"That's right, I'm a student, but I'm not from Beijiao Middle School, I'm a student from Hualong Middle School."

"Oh! Hualong Middle School! Wang Fatzi continued to chat with Liu Yifan, "That middle school is famous!" The students in it are either rich children or super good at learning. ”

"I have a friend who teaches in that middle school, his name is Liu Zhengyi, do you know?"

Liu Zhengyi is the vice principal of Hualong Middle School, and he is also quite famous in G City, and he also wrote a paper on improving education work before, which was published in the column section of the mainstream news in G City, so as long as you pay a little attention, you can know this person.

Wang Fatzi is well-informed, and he usually goes out of his way to learn about the schools in G City, so he casually pulled out Liu Zhengyi.

In these years, no matter what kind of business you do, it is the best business for students. Being a pickpocket is no exception.

After all, the student is innocent and stole his things, maybe he will come back and thank you a thousand times.

However, how can Liu Yifan be compared to ordinary students?

He had already seen through everything, but he still looked indifferent, and replied:

"Well, you know, that's the vice principal of our school."

"Yes, yes, my friend is better than me, and he is the vice principal, and I am still a bitter head teacher, and I am more popular than others."

Wang Fatzi began to reach into Liu Yifan's pocket, unknowingly, and at the same time continued to guide Liu Yifan to answer questions and distract him.

"By the way, isn't there a very good character in your school lately?"

"What do you think it's called Liu?"

"I don't remember, I just remember that his surname was Liu."

"It is rumored on the road that he is not only very good at learning, he takes the first place in every exam, but also knows imperial martial arts, a very powerful kind, and some people say that he is a young grandmaster!"

"But it's all rumors, and I don't know if it's true."

Liu Yifan is too famous, so even a low-level figure like Wang Fatzi has heard rumors about him.

Liu Yifan smiled faintly and was noncommittal.

At this time, Wang Fatzi had already unknowingly touched all of Liu Yifan's pockets. Of course, the gods here are unaware, it is the gods he thinks are unaware, in fact, Liu Yifan has already seen through everything.

Wang Fatzi was secretly surprised in his heart, hey, why doesn't this kid have anything in his pocket?

Mud, it turned out to be a poor bastard!

Looking at Liu Yifan's clothes from street stalls, a short-sleeved T-shirt for 20 yuan, jeans for 30 yuan, and a copycat Nike casual sneaker for 50 yuan, he is even more sure of his opinion.

This poor guy is not qualified to let my fat brother do it at all!

But forget it, since they have all agreed to avenge Xiao Shunzi, then no matter what, you have to pit him!

Hehe, you poor, it can be regarded as a kind of honor for you to be cheated by my fat brother.

Wang Fatzi was full of inner drama, but he didn't show any traces on the surface, and continued to talk eloquently, "Little handsome guy, is there really such a powerful character in your school?" ”

"I don't think that's an exaggeration."

While speaking, Wang Fatzi silently sent his OPPO11 mobile phone to Liu Yifan's pocket.

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Liu Yifan pretended to know nothing and replied lightly:

"There is indeed such a person."

After digging the pit, the fat man remembered something and said:

"By the way, I have to call my mother before I get in the car, so I can't let her old man worry."

Then he felt in his pocket, stunned.

"Hey, where's my phone?"

"Where's my phone?"

"When I sat down, my phone was still on me!"

"Boy, did you steal my phone!"

"Oh! You're definitely a pickpocket! ”

"Young and good, don't learn, specialize in learning to steal chickens and touch dogs!"

"Give me back your phone!"

Wang Fatzi's expression, within a few seconds, experienced a complex gradual change, first stunned, then confused, then anxious, then suddenly realized, and finally angry.

The whole process can be called an actor-level performance.

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Today's five watches, the subscription is not ideal, but I still have to update it desperately, ask for the support of book friends,

(End of chapter)