Preview of the new book
The name of the next book has been decided to be called "I Am Not a Savage"!
This time we will go back to ancient times and meet our ancestors.
See the story of the Yellow Emperor who was reminded by the pig's feet to learn to smelt bronze, and finally the Yellow Emperor who carried the bronze Xuanyuan sword and fled in embarrassment to the bully Chi You who rode a giant panda and held two stone axes, and saw the story of Emperor Yan's cunning and cunning, and how Xingtian could still fight after his head was cut off by the Yellow Emperor.
Look at how the Kuafu clan chased the sun with pig's feet on their backs, and how Emperor Yan's daughter was fooled by pig's feet to reclaim the sea......
Look at how our ancestors survived in a world infested with wild beasts and poisonous insects,
Look at how pig's feet watched how Chinese civilization was born little by little.
Look at how the pig's feet blew the horn when Cangjie made the characters.
See the story of how pig's feet tasted herbs in order to survive, and see how pig's feet started my habit of eating everything in Greater China......
In short, civilization is ...... in a certain morning. And it just popped up......
Why do you want to write about the flood famine, this is no way to do it, write about the Tang Dynasty being scolded for reading my book like a hundred thousand grass and mud horses whistling by, write about the Song Dynasty, scold me for being willing to be someone's dog slave, write about the Han Dynasty, say that when the pig's feet face Liu Che, Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, he should snatch Gillian, ravage Wei Qing, step on Huo Quai, and should not bow down and be small.
Writing about the Ming Dynasty -, I found that this is a huge mud pit -
Write about the Qing Dynasty? A subject that will never be touched in this life,
I really want to write about five dynasties and ten kingdoms, but unfortunately, there are no readers to read it, and there are restrictions on writing.
The love of the Three Kingdoms, however, there are so many books written about the Three Kingdoms, I checked it, more than 4,000 copies, damn it, I'm afraid that the red rabbit and horse are all worn with holes.
So, let's write about the flood famine, it was an era without historical research, and no one will scold me for tampering with history, right?
Let's honestly use the existing myths and legends to write a real history of the flood famine, right?
In this book, the Emperor is a strong man, Chiyou is a bully riding a panda pretend, and Emperor Yan is an old silver coin who likes to provoke two young tribal leaders to fight.
Xingtian is a two-pole who likes to fight violently, the Kuafu family is a group of people who are more than two meters tall, and Jingwei is a cautious girl.
In order to make himself comfortable, he must find his own ingredients, find his own tea to drink, and make his own wine.
To be an emperor in this world?
Forget it, as an emperor, he caught some wild boars and slowly raised them in captivity, and finally domesticated wild boars, and then castrated the pigs, and finally ended up with a bowl of braised pork.
The above is the story, we look for sunshine in suffering, show a smile in hardship, and find our supreme position in the process of fighting with nature.
Also, ask for a ticket, this is the last tomorrow