A supercar like a Ferrari has an absolute head-turning rate wherever it goes, and no matter where you go, people will always slow down for half a beat and then point fingers at Ferrari.

"It's a good car." Passerby A said with a look of understanding very well.

Passerby B: "This car is just average, I don't like it anyway, it looks a little ugly." ”

C: "It's just ugly, look at that thing, I can't even run a mountain road, and I don't know what to buy it for." ”

Just when the three of them were chattering with a look of disdain, an uncle on a bicycle happened to pass by and said, "Since you don't like this kind of car, then go buy a Land Rover." ”

"Ahem...... Land Rover is no different. ”

"Ugly!"

"It's too bulky, it's hard to drive in the city."

The three of them said with their own reasons.

"I don't think you can afford it." Uncle said with a smile.

The three of them immediately stopped talking, and the uncle continued to ride the bicycle away, and said indifferently: "If you can't afford it, learn from me, ride a bicycle to work, and don't be ashamed." ”

"The bikes aren't good."

"It's ugly, and it's easy to fall in winter."

"It's too small, it doesn't block the wind, why buy it."

The three of them said complainingly.

The Ferrari sports car stopped in front of a restaurant, and after the three of them got out of the car, a BMW driver came over and said with a smile: "Little brother, you just grabbed my parking space, and I was about to reverse into it......"

Xue Dongnan glanced back and said casually: "Then let me move?" ”

"Move a hammer." The mentally handicapped immediately snorted and pointed at the man with his finger: "Uncle, do you see what kind of car we are driving?" ”

"Yes, Ferrari." The man nodded.

"I know that Ferrari wants us to move the car, blind, do you want to touch porcelain?"

Hearing the mentally handicapped say this, the man's expression suddenly froze on his face, Xue Dongnan coughed dryly, and said, "Mentally retarded, how can you say that, there is nothing great about driving a Ferrari, be low-key." ”

"Low-key fart." The mentally handicapped got carried away and said: "Anyway, we can drive a Ferrari, what is this uncle driving, it's just a broken BMW, can he afford a Ferrari?" ”

"Can't afford it." The uncle smiled awkwardly.

"If you can't afford it, let us move the parking space, what a boldness, you ......"

Listening to the sneer of the mentally handicapped, Xue Dongnan really couldn't stand it, he walked into the restaurant with the other party's neck, and after coming in, he let go of the other party's neck and glared at the mentally handicapped: "Don't show off your wealth in front of others in the future, you don't know that there are many people who hate the rich, be careful to arrest you!" ”

"They dare, the baby is invincible." Mentally retarded, he said.

At first, I thought it was a little funny, how can I drive a Ferrari so arrogantly, as for it.

"Hello, the three of you?" The manager asked with a smile.

"Nonsense, you're blind, do you see a fourth person?" The mentally handicapped said angrily.

The manager had a very embarrassed smile on his face, Xue Dongnan was speechless, he turned around and went to the toilet, and the manager took the two of them to find a seat.

After the two of them sat down, the manager took the menu and put it on the table, and the two short legs of the mentally handicapped swayed back and forth, looked around, and asked, "Are there any expensive dishes?" ”

"Yes, the most expensive thing we have here is a lobster, 10,000 catties, and more than 100,000 bottles of red wine......"

"!"

The mentally handicapped immediately glared at the manager and said, "You are deaf, I asked you what is the most expensive dish, what kind of red wine are you selling to me, is that a dish?" ”

The manager's face was full of embarrassment, but he could only keep a smile, who let the customer be God, and this customer still drove a Ferrari, he couldn't afford to provoke it at all.

"Okay baby, you can do it, be considerate of other people's work." Chu shook his head and said.

The mentally handicapped muttered: "I finally drove a Ferrari, you still don't let me have to be scared, what if I don't have a chance to drive it in the future." ”

At this time, Xue Dongnan came back from the bathroom, and after he sat down, he asked casually, "Is the dish ordered?" ”

"Nope." The mentally handicapped shook his head and said: "I asked him what the most expensive dish was, what kind of 100,000 bottles of red wine did this stupid fork manager sell me, poor brother-in-law, do you say that he has a hole in his head." ”

"You've got a hole in your head."

Xue Dongnan flicked his finger on the mentally handicapped head, and blamed: "When you come out to eat, you have to know the quality, what is the difference between you and the nouveau riche." ”

"Baby, I'm not a nouveau riche, do you see any rich second generation who will give a Ferrari to a nouveau riche?"

As soon as the manager heard this, he instantly understood in his heart, and his eyes showed disdain, feeling that this little girl is a nouveau riche with a swollen face and a fat man, no wonder she is wearing a famous brand, but she has no quality at all.

"I'm blind with such a cute face." The manager lamented in his heart.

"Manager, order the food, this ...... This ......"

Xue Dongnan pointed to the dishes on the menu and ordered a few, and after a handicapped glance, he chuckled and asked, "Poor brother-in-law, look at what you ordered, don't you know English?" ”

"I don't know...... So what? Xue Dongnan snorted coldly.

The mentally handicapped covered his mouth and smiled: "Poor brother-in-law, you are a stupid fork, what you ordered just now are dim sum and ingredients, and there is not a good main dish, the baby is laughing to death, and the poor brother-in-law doesn't even know English." ”

Seeing the mentally handicapped smile so proudly, she was a little angry at first, and when she was about to say a few words for Xue Dongnan, Xue Dongnan's mouth suddenly popped out of a language that she couldn't understand, and the manager was surprised.

The mentally handicapped herself was stunned, and after seeing that the poor brother-in-law finished speaking, she subconsciously asked; "Poor brother-in-law, where did you speak the indigenous language just now, it's so ugly."

Xue Dongnan glanced at the mentally retarded, he didn't pay attention to the other party at all, he closed the menu casually, and the manager turned around and left with a smile.

"Poor brother-in-law, you said, which country are you talking about?" The mentally handicapped asked curiously.

"This gentleman just spoke at least four languages, and I don't know the specifics." A gentleman-looking lady at the table next to her smiled.

"Four, four Chinese languages?" The mentally handicapped immediately widened his eyes and looked at Xue Dongnan with incredulous eyes.

At first, she was also a little stunned, no wonder she only heard one Russian before, and she couldn't understand any of the other three, it turned out that Xue Dongnan spoke the language of the four countries.

"Poor, poor brother-in-law, you're not teasing the baby." The mentally handicapped swallowed a mouthful of foam nervously, and asked in a low voice: "Poor brother-in-law, where did you learn the four Chinese dialects, teach the baby." ”

"Self-taught." Xue Dongnan said indifferently.

At this time, the things he ordered came up, in addition to those snacks and ingredients, there were also several kinds of seafood and caviar, Xue Dongnan was afraid that he didn't dare to eat at first, so he wiped a little on the toast with his own hands, and said: "At the beginning, this thing is relatively fresh, but it tastes very good, you will know after eating." ”

Nodding at the beginning, she took the toast, then took a bite lightly, and bit it with her teeth, and after the mentally handicapped saw it, she couldn't help but laugh: "Silly fork, is the caviar asked for with your teeth, obviously ......"

"Shut your mouth, it's okay!" Xue Dongnan stuffed a large piece of bread into the mentally handicapped mouth, and the mentally handicapped spit it out in one bite, and said angrily: "Poor brother-in-law, how can you bully the baby, the baby is teaching her to eat well!" ”

"Teach your sister, you don't need to teach you how to eat at the beginning, just eat yours honestly."

The mentally handicapped snorted, lowered his head and began to eat his own, after eating caviar at the beginning, he hurriedly drank a sip of water, and the mentally handicapped scolded an idiot in his heart, do you still have the taste of caviar when you drink water like this.

At first, she didn't know these things, she only felt that the caviar was very fresh, and she felt like she was going to vomit when she ate it, and her stomach was a little uncomfortable.

"It's okay, it's like this for the first time, and I'm slowly getting used to it." Xue Dongnan said with a smile.

At first, he asked suspiciously: "This thing is so unpalatable, how much does it cost?" ”

"More than 1,000 ordinary ones, more than 10,000 good ones, and tens to millions of top-level ones."

Chu nodded and said, "Then are we eating more than a thousand pounds now?" ”

"Silly fork!"

The mentally handicapped couldn't help but spray again: "Is it more than a thousand a spoonful, and the one we ate is more than 5,000 a spoonful, and the one you just took was gone, seven or eight thousand yuan was gone." ”

After hearing such a sky-high price, she couldn't accept it at first, and her stomach began to feel uncomfortable, and then she couldn't help but rush into the bathroom.

The mentally handicapped sighed: "Tsk, how can a girl from a poor family be like this, even if she eats seven or eight thousand, she will vomit it out in the end, it's too wasteful." ”

Bang!

Xue Dongnan smashed his fist on the mentally handicapped head, and said angrily: "You can't talk less, don't you, be careful that one day you will die from talking too much!" ”

"Cut, the baby is not afraid, the baby is protected by Sister Coke, who dares to touch me!"

The mentally handicapped snorted, and a spoonful of caviar was put into his mouth, and his face showed a very intoxicated and enjoyable look, and he was underwhelmed when he looked at it.

Xue Dongnan was a little speechless for this mentally handicapped, he wiped his mouth with a towel, and said: "Mentally handicapped, you were wrong just now, the one we ate is more than 30,000 a spoonful, not more than 5,000 as you said." ”

Burst!

The mentally handicapped spit out a mouthful of caviar, looked at him dumbfounded, and said in surprise: "Poor brother-in-law, what did you just say, more than 30,000 a spoonful?" ”

"I'm talking about dollars." Xue Dongnan said indifferently.

"Uh......"

The mentally handicapped choked on her own saliva again, and she couldn't help but glance at the caviar on the table, there were still a few spoonfuls left on it, which she had eaten before adding them, that is, the caviar added up to more than 100,000 dollars!

"Oh my God, poor brother-in-law, you're crazy, this table has a million!" The mentally handicapped exclaimed.

"More than that."

Xue Dongnan pointed to those foie gras and lobsters or something, and said: "There are hundreds of thousands of these, and the red wine I want hasn't come yet, and after a while, this table will come down, and it won't be possible without two million." ”

The mentally retarded face changed, and then she quietly put down her chopsticks and said in a low voice; "Poor brother-in-law, I suddenly remembered that my classmates asked me to play together, so I left first......"

After speaking, the mentally handicapped fled in embarrassment like the wind, and the corners of Xue Dongnan's mouth raised lightly, thinking that you are mentally handicapped and finally left, it is too hindering him to eat with him here.

After the mentally handicapped ran out of the restaurant, he immediately called Coke and said in shock: "Sister Coke, poor brother-in-law, he is going crazy, he actually has to pit the baby for two million for a meal, but fortunately the baby escaped wittily!" ”