753 Identification of male and female birds
The red bird in Jiang Fan's arms stretched out his head and glanced at Jiang Fan, "Oh, Huoyun, you don't understand this, when you have a good relationship in the future, you will know what is going on with the amorous and obscene Dao!" Jiang Fan said with a smile.
The red bird chirped twice and pecked at Jiang Fan's hand, Jiang Fan felt a pain like a pinprick, "Oh, what are you pecking me for!" Are you a male bird or a female bird? Jiang Fan grabbed the red bird, opened its legs, and looked between them.
Mao rumbled and couldn't see anything, "Uh, I can't see anything, is this a male or a female bird?" Jiang Fan flicked his fingers a few times.
The red bird rolled over and stood up, pecked at Jiang Fan's hand a few times, and several hot currents entered Jiang Fan's palm, as if a soldering iron was burned, Jiang Fan jumped up in pain, "Oh, why are you pecking me so hard!" I'm just looking to see if you're male or female! Jiang Fan exclaimed with shaking hands.
The red bird flew up, showing an angry look and pecked at Jiang Fan's head, so frightened that Jiang Fan hurriedly dodged away, "Well, I only looked at your thighs a few times, there's no need to be so angry!" Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly.
The red bird chirped a few times at Jiang Fan, Jiang Fan opened his eyes wide and said, "What! You call me sexual harassment! No way! I call it gender determination! ”
Huang Fu on the side immediately laughed, "Brother Fan, how can you pick up someone's thigh like this to identify, in case someone is a female bird, wouldn't it be very shy!" ”
"Holy! A little bird still knows what to be shy! To identify the sex of a bird, if you don't open your legs, you have to look at its beard and Adam's apple to determine its male and female! Jiang Fan shook his head and said.
"Doctor Jiang, this is how to identify the male and female of the bird, grab the bird's feet and lift it, look at the bird's head, and the head is upturned is the male bird. The one who lowers her head is the mother bird! It's that simple! Daddy Li smiled.
"Well, the one with the head cocked is the male bird, and the one with the head lowered is the female bird! No, this is the male and female of the bird? Jiang Fan said incredulously.
"That's right, that's how we distinguish roosters and hens in our village! This is how I choose chickens every time I buy chickens, and it's basically a hundred shots! Daddy Li nodded.
"Oh, that's such a simple way to tell a rooster from a hen! I'm afraid it's not practical for birds, right? Jiang Fan said in surprise.
"Hehe, the ancestors of chickens are birds, this method is practical for all birds! Try it all out! Daddy Li smiled.
Huang Fu smiled and said: "Brother Fan, the identification method of this bird is also suitable for humans, and by extension, to identify men and women, grab the feet of men and women respectively and lift them upside down, the one with the head cocked is the man, and the one with the head lowered is the woman!" Hehe! ”
Everyone immediately laughed, the red bird chirped a few times at Jiang Fan, Jiang Fan smiled and said: "Uh, Huoyun, since you are following me, of course I want to know whether you are male or female!" When I'm done and return to Tokai City, I'm going to find a bird to deal with you! In case you're a female bird, I'll find a female bird to match you, isn't that! All I have to know is whether you are male or female! ”
Jiang Fan used the doppelganger escape technique, a figure flashed, and Jiang Fan grabbed the legs of the red bird, "I'll try Daddy Li's method of identifying the male and female of birds!" ”
Jiang Fan grabbed the red bird's feet and lifted it up, the red bird's head lowered, "Oh, this is a female bird!" No wonder I'm shy! Jiang Fan suddenly realized.
The red bird was held by Jiang Fan's feet, it wanted to peck Jiang Fan's hand, but it couldn't peck it, it immediately chirped, Jiang Fan smiled and said: "Uh, Huoyun, don't worry, when I return to Donghai City after finishing my work, I will help you find a tall and mighty male bird to be your husband, and then you will give birth to a lot of small Huoyun!" ”
The red bird was very shy when he heard Jiang Fan's words, his head struggled hard, and he chirped at Jiang Fan, Jiang Fan could hear Huoyun roaring angrily: "Bastard, you let go of me, you bad guy!" ”
The red bird struggled hard, and Jiang Fan suddenly found that there were two pink dots on the red bird's chest, damn it! What is it? Jiang Fan stretched out his fingers and touched the two pink dots, and the dots actually stood up, Jiang Fan immediately laughed and said, "Damn!" There are two little on Huoyun's chest! It's really a mother bird! ”
The red bird immediately chirped, spit out a thin red line from its mouth, and shot directly at Jiang Fan's hand, Jiang Fan felt the pain like a pinprick in the Dao, instinctively let go of his hand, and the red bird broke free and flew out.
"Hehe, this fire cloud is still shy!" Jiang Fan didn't care, it wasn't a big deal for a few birds to touch a few.
At this time, Zhao Bingqian came out of the woods, and the red bird immediately stopped on Zhao Bingqian's shoulder, and Zhao Bingqian knew what had happened just now, "Jiang Fan, you are so boring!" Even a little bird is bullied! You're a rude bird! Zhao Bingqian said angrily.
Standing on Zhao Bingqian's shoulder, the red bird chirped: "Yes, you are insulting me!" Teasing me, plotting against me! Of course, this was said in bird language, and only Jiang Fan was present who could understand it.
"Well, I'm a male and female identification! Besides, how could I insult a bird! It's not as big as my bird, I've got it! Jiang Fan said sweatingly.
Zhao Bingqian blushed and said, "Boring, obscene, Huoyun don't pay attention to him!" Sleep with me at night, or you'll be in danger! ”
The red bird looked at Zhao Bingqian and then at Jiang Fan, and suddenly there was a thunderous roar in the sky, and the red bird immediately flew up and quickly got into Jiang Fan's arms.
Jiang Fan smiled proudly: "Hehe, Zhao Bingqian, I still have a sense of security here!" A man's harbor is always more reliable than a woman's breasts! Zhao Bingqian blushed and whispered at Jiang Fan: "A dog's mouth can't spit out ivory!" I really don't know what temptation Huoyun has been subjected to by you! She didn't understand what Huoyun was doing and flew back into Jiang Fan's arms.
"Hehe, if the dog can spit out ivory from its mouth, I will go back to raising a dog, and I will become the world's largest supplier of ivory in less than a year!" Jiang Fan said with a grin.
"Flim Flam! Too lazy to pay attention to you! Zhao Bingqian turned her head, turned her back to Jiang Fan, and crossed her waist with her hands.
Huang Fu immediately glanced at Jiang Fan, which meant that Brother Fan pushed Zhao Bingqian down with all his strength! Jiang Fan shook his head helplessly, which means that there is no way now!
At this time, the river leeches on Father Li's body had been expelled, and he smiled: "We have crossed the Yamas River, and there is Mount Hradi not far ahead, we will rush to the foot of Mount Hradi before dark, and we will rest in the woods at the foot of Mount Hradi, and study at night how to climb Mount Hradi during the day tomorrow." ”
A word to readers:
The third is here! Recently, I went on a business trip and tried my best to update as soon as possible! Generally, there is one shift in the morning and two shifts in the afternoon!