Today, someone is preparing for marriage again, and the old goose family also contributed two fat kindreds, but this time it was a little different, because now someone wants to kill these two guys, and they want to kill them before they complete their mission......

Standing in the crowd of onlookers and looking at the pair of geese for a while, Xiao Han tilted his head and asked in a low voice: "Stunned, do you bring a crossbow?" Let me find a way to kill that wild goose! ”

Stunned when he heard Xiao Han say this, he subconsciously touched the back, but unexpectedly touched a void, and then he remembered: In Chang'an, it is absolutely forbidden to carry a crossbow, even if it is a dignitary, it is not okay, just for fear of assassination, after all, the open gun is easy to block, and the hidden arrow is difficult to prevent!

"Master Hou, people don't let that thing go, it's too strict! But ......"

"But what?"

"But the slingshot I carried!" After the stunned man finished speaking, he took out a fork-shaped thing from his arms.

"Slingshot?" Xiao Han glanced at the slingshot in his hand unhappily, it was black and not direct, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look useful.

"What can this little thing do?"

When he saw that Xiao Han didn't believe it, he quickly pulled the slingshot on his hand and gave Xiao Han a demonstration: "Master Hou, this is what I have played since I was a child, if you want to be accurate, it is more accurate than yours, just those two geese who can't move, little meaning!" Find a good location in a while, absolutely on the line! ”

"Okay!" Xiao Han gritted his teeth and agreed, looked at the convoy that had already passed, and continued to whisper to the two of them: "In this way, let's go out first, and I will go to hunt birds with the stunned son in a while, Xiaodong, you will go to the place where geese are sold in Chang'an, and buy one for me, no matter how much money you want!" If the money is not enough, let them take the goose to the eldest grandson's house to exchange money! I don't think there are many geese selling this season! ”

"Good!" Xiao Dong nodded vigorously, "Master Hou, don't worry, there will never be another wild goose in Chang'an City today!" ”

After speaking, he escorted Xiao Han out of the crowd with the stunned man, and Xiao Dong went straight to the West Market, while the stunned man and Xiao Han quickly overtook Najib's team outside the lively crowd and ran forward!

Najib's team is walking very slowly, this is also a time to show off the strength of the family, don't look at the Marquis of Xiangcheng can't raise his head in front of other nobles, but in the eyes of ordinary people, it is also a wealthy family that is beyond reach!

In the crowd, countless children cheered and waited on the side of the road for the team to throw candy outside, and those who were anxious lifted their clothes and were ready to receive candy!

It's a pity that their wishes are doomed to come to naught, and only when they welcome their relatives will they throw candy, and now they will throw nothing...... So a group of children watched that they didn't move for a long time, and they just cared about the convoy that went forward, and they had some resentment, especially the fat man at the front, who didn't give out sugar, and was so arrogant, why didn't he fall down! It's a good sight too!

I don't know if God heard the child's heart, or if the fat man was really unlucky, just after thinking about it, a group of children saw that the steed at the head suddenly neighed, and then the front hooves kicked into the air, and the person stood up! And the fat man on its back didn't even react, and was overturned to the ground in an instant, and fell so badly! Before the servants around could react, the horse neighed again, kicked on its hind legs, and went down the road like crazy...... Ran away.........

The children were dumbfounded, the passers-by who watched the excitement were dumbfounded, and even Xiao Han and the stunned people in the box on the second floor of the restaurant on the street were also dumbfounded.

"Stunned, didn't you say that you hit every shot? Why did you hit the horse?! Xiao Han turned his head and stared at the stunned man viciously and scolded!

The stunned man was still puzzled, he had already aimed at it just now, but as soon as the hand holding the projectile was released, the dead fat man actually changed the wild goose to a hand, and the stone with huge force suddenly lost its target, and it hit the horse directly, but the horse was shocked......

However, when he looked at the chaotic street again, he was stunned and immediately happy, pointed to the bottom and laughed: "Hou Ye, Hou Ye, look! I didn't delay you, those two geese have become bird cakes......"

"What?" Xiao Han was startled, and quickly turned his head to look down the window, and saw that the fat man was lifted from the ground by the accompanying servants, and the two geese had turned into two thin wild goose cakes on the ground......

The poor two geese didn't know that they would die so much before they died, and when the damn fat man fell down, he actually put them under him, this is good, this pair of wild geese and his wife really went to Huangquan together......

No one expected to come back like this, after a short silence, Najib's team below suddenly became a mess, five or six people in the team ran over to lift the fat man aside, fanned the wind, pinched people, and tossed for a long time, and finally woke him up.

"Wake up, wake up...... The second master is awake! A servant who pinched people saw that the fat man slowly opened his eyes, and immediately shouted excitedly, but you all know that people are awake, why are they still pinching people, they are bleeding......

"You, what's your name......" the fat man asked weakly, waving his hands.

When the man heard this, he thought that the second master was going to reward him, and his mouth was almost to the root of his ears: "Master, my name is Shi San!" ”

"Okay, when I go back, I'll let you pour a dung bucket for the rest of your life!" The fat man finally saved up enough strength at this time, kicked this Shi San out with a nest of heart and feet, and then, without saying a word, he was a big mouth, pasted on the face of the groom in front: "Why the hell are you still standing here stupidly?!" Hurry up and chase me back! ”

The groom was a little dazed from just now, and this time, he was even more stunned by this powerful slap, and it took a long time to react! I didn't dare to scream in pain, so I covered my face and chased in the direction of the horse's running, leaving the fat man jumping behind and scolding: "If you can't find the horse, you don't want to come back in your life!! ”

The groom ran away, and the fat man also felt a hot pain in his body at this time, Rao is that he has a lot of meat, and he will die if he falls defenselessly from a distance close to two meters! Just as he was about to order the convoy to move on, he suddenly saw a "stall" of geese on the ground in front of him......

"What's going on!" The fat man's voice was out of tune, and he shuddered and pointed at the unidentified creature and yelled, "Who did this!" ”

The servants present all lowered their heads, not daring to talk, and in the end, a child outside said crisply: "What's it called?" Didn't you crush them to death? Look at you, your clothes are still bloody......"

"Nonsense......" The fat man blushed and yelled at the child, frightening the child and quickly squeezed into the crowd and disappeared, the fat man reflexively touched it, his back was wet, and it was a little slippery, and he took his hand back to see, and the blood and bird feathers on his hand were sticked......

"Damn! How so! When the fat man saw this, he almost died of anger on the spot, so he hurriedly summoned two servants, and asked one of them to hurry home to get his clothes, and the other to go and buy another pair of geese at once!

One last glance at the wild goose cake on the ground, the fat man flicked his sleeves fiercely, and hurriedly led the team to continue walking.

Najib also has a time limit, and if you miss the hour, that's a big taboo!

Because the mount ran, the car behind was full of things, the fat man could only let two people support the forward, the speed was very slow, soon, the clothes rushed to catch up, the fat man took the clothes, casually found a shop to get in, first changed the clothes that were sticky with blood, so it was not as embarrassed as just now, but the one who went to buy the wild goose never came back!

"You, hurry up and see, why haven't the geese been brought back yet! It's almost time! Missed the time, Lao Tzu peeled his skin! The fat man pointed to a random person anxiously and asked him to follow and see, while he continued to rush to Xue Pan's house, but this time it was better, just when he was changing clothes, those subordinates got another horse from nowhere, although it was a little shorter, a little like a donkey, but it was better than not coming!

Time passed minute by minute, and in the winter, the sweat on the fat man's forehead flowed more and more, and this time not only did the person not come back at the beginning, but even the three people sent later did not come back!

The fat man now has to look around three times in one step, and his head is spinning like a rattle, but until he almost arrived at Xue Pan's house, those bastards still haven't come back......

The fat man was anxious, feeling that this period of effort, there were several bubbles on his mouth, and he was about to send someone to look for it, but he saw a burst of chaos in the crowd around him...... Big goose ......

"What's that? Oops......... 寽... "The fat man didn't recognize the man yet, and he was almost scared to death by the two big white geese that swooped down on the edges, and the four hooves stepped back together, almost carrying the fat man to turn around and run!"......

"Stop, stop, stop for Lao Tzu!" The fat man grabbed the reins with both hands, and it took a lot of effort to control the horse, so he looked up and took a closer look, wasn't the person who was killed out of the air the same one that was sent out at the beginning?!

And the two big geese in his hand made the fat man's eyes almost bulge out, and he wiped his face, and the fat man opened his mouth at the man and yelled: "You, you, you...... Let you buy wild geese, what are you buying?! ”

The man looked tired all the way, and reluctantly handed the big white goose in his hand to the person next to him, and then he said while panting: "Huhu...... Second Master...... What the hell...... Today, in the market today, there is not a single wild goose seller... I heard that the geese in Chang'an were all wrapped up by a young man, and I ...... There's no way, so I'm thinking about taking a goose and using it first......"

"I'll use your second uncle!" The fat man was so angry that he fell off the horse, and his two eyes were like copper bells staring at the man, looking like that, he wanted to eat him alive!

"Quack ......" the two geese screamed twice out of place, and the people around them immediately burst into laughter: Today's lively look is cool!