"What to do? Disobedience? Could it be that such a bloody plot is going to happen to me? ”

A bold idea appeared in Xiao Han's heart, but in just a moment, it was completely overturned by him.

In Chinese history, the supremacy of the monarchy is the most basic common sense, and it is against the emperor, especially against a founding emperor......

There really aren't a few good endings! I am still young, and I still have a lot of youth to waste...... He didn't want to be casually excused by others, so he was pushed to the vegetable market and cut off his head......

"Otherwise, promise to come down first! And then emotional discord, divorce? ”

Thinking of the scene where there were more people in the divorce office than the marriage office in the Civil Affairs Bureau in the later generations, Xiao Han's eyes suddenly lit up!

This one seems to be much more reliable than the one just now! Two are not to be offended! Even if it's an emperor, he can't control the feelings of husband and wife!

Xiao Han only thinks that the more he thinks about this method, the more feasible it is! Even when he was thinking about the reason for the divorce, Chai Shao's faint voice suddenly sounded in his ears:

"Hey, don't think too much about it, you kid! Who told you that you can still quit if you marry a princess? You don't want to think about who she is? Since ancient times, this princess has not been divorced, only widowed......"

"Huh?"

Xiao Han glared at Chai Shao, his mouth opened wider than a hippopotamus, and just when he wanted to ask him how he knew what he was thinking, Chai Shao forcibly pulled Xiao Han back to his position, glared and said:

"That's it! Look at you scared, do you know how many people can't marry a princess?! ”

Xiao Han said with a bitter face: "I don't want to be that Laoshizi concubine, I heard that the princess still has to live in the princess's mansion, and even that has to be taken care of, and I don't dare to find a small one, I live like a eunuch!" Hey? You... Why don't you look good? ”

As soon as this idiot-like sentence came out, Xiao Han couldn't wait to slap himself!

What are these people around you? That's all colts! Didn't you say this to the monk and scold the bald man?

"Ahem... I don't mean you guys! Ahem... Why is the moon so round tonight? ”

Looking at Xiao Han, who was full of nonsense, Chai Shao immediately couldn't cry or laugh.

Big brother, you have to find an excuse to find a more reliable one, okay?! How can we see the moon when we're in the house?

Let's talk about today's Chinese New Year's Eve! Even if you're standing outside, it doesn't have a moon!

Shaking his head, Chai Shao glared at Xiao Han and said, "You! I don't know where to hear the rumors, so I take them seriously! We ...... with the princess Never mind! Too lazy to tell you! Let me tell you, you ordered it here by His Majesty, and it doesn't mean anything else, it's just that there is a vacancy in the seat ranking! It looks a little awkward, at that time, I told His Majesty that there are more of our Tang Hou Ye than dogs, just grab one and put it here to maintain the formation, as a result, you are the dog, no, Hou Ye! ”

"Oh~ you didn't tell me earlier!"

Listening to Chai Shao's explanation, Xiao Han's hanging heart finally let go!

Although he was a little unhappy that he was grouped together with the creature that Wang Wangwang screamed, for the sake of not beating himself just now, forgive him!

Just when Xiao Han and Chai Shao were talking, the attendants in the hall also finished setting up the table and began to leave one after another, and then rows of palace maids with dishes and bowls walked in from outside and began to place food on the table one by one.

However, at this time, Xiao Han happened to find Liu Hongji, who was two rows away from him! The two of them were busy frowning and winning, and they didn't pay attention to these things.

"Master Hou, please use it slowly~"

As soon as he made a grimace at Liu Hongji, a soft voice suddenly sounded in Xiao Han's ears, and Xiao Han, who heard it, was excited and hurriedly turned around.

"Poof......

How could the palace maid who was pouring wine for Xiao Han think that Xiao Han was grimacing? I didn't hold back immediately, and I laughed all of a sudden! But soon she held back a smile, covered her face with her pink sleeves, and hurriedly retreated.

"I'll go, big beauty! At least 90 points! It's a shame. Pity! Xiao Han looked directly at the retreating palace maid, and was still crying out regret in his heart!

I don't know if it's a pity that I scared people away, or a pity that such a beautiful girl was occupied by Li Yuan, an old man!

To tell the truth, Xiao Han has been to the palace a lot, but there are really not many opportunities to see palace maids, but every time he sees them, they are all middle-class and upper-class assets!

I don't know where the emperor collected so many beauties! It's no wonder that everyone in the world wants to be an emperor! With this benefit, Xiao Han wants to taste the taste of the three thousand beauties in the harem.

"Tsk, there are so many beauties, can the emperor sleep well? Can't you send a few to us as benefits? Looking at a beautiful woman walking in front of him, Xiao Han's eyes almost ran away with others!

Of course, this can't be said that Xiao Han is shameless! Men, who doesn't like to look at beautiful women, stand up and take a look?!

Besides, Xiao Han is looking at it with appreciation! It's not like a certain pervert here, a pair of furry paws are almost on the waist of other girls!

It's not like the hypocritical civil officials opposite, who pretend to be upright gentlemen in person! Wait until the girl turns to leave, and then stare at someone's gourd-like ass and swallow saliva......

"Let's raise a glass together! I wish Your Majesty a long and blessed life! ”

After serving three dishes, the palace maids left one after another, and at this time, I don't know who shouted like this! Immediately, the ministers all stood up, raised their wine glasses, and toasted to Li Yuan.

Li Yuan, who was sitting behind Long'an, looked down, with a smile on his face, and then raised his wine glass high and said, "Drink together!" Then he threw his neck up and drank the wine.

"Your Majesty has a good amount of alcohol!"

"Good!"

With a few sporadic cheers, the ministers in the hall also raised their glasses and drank together.

It's just that Xiao Han didn't realize until this time that what he was going to use to drink was a heavy bronze knight!

Holding this thing that could only be seen on TV and museums before, Xiao Han felt awkward after changing several postures.

Because as long as he moved a little bigger, the pair of small cylinders on the bronze lord would poke straight into his nostrils...... Stabbed him*......

"What the hell? That 25 designer? Why wasn't he beaten to death? ”

When he finally drank all this glass of wine, Xiao Han's nose turned red! He was so angry that he almost dropped the cup on the spot! In his mouth, the designer of this thing scolded a bloody dog!

Chai Shao's seat was closest to Xiao Han, and when he heard Xiao Han's complaint, he couldn't help but point at him with some schadenfreude: "Hahahaha, you're annoyed when you only use it once?" Save it, there will be more time to use it in the future! ”

Xiao Han also heard Chai Shao's words at this time, and suddenly turned his head a little annoyed and asked, "Brother Chai!" Isn't this thing obsolete a long time ago? Why are you still using it now?! It's so heavy, it can't hold anything bigger, why use it? ”