Chapter 109: The Kobold General

"Hey, I don't know where the old man went, I thought I wouldn't worry if I had money, but I didn't expect that there was nothing less to worry about, and I didn't have anyone to share it......"

Suddenly, thinking of Old Man Hua, Xiao Han seemed to be deflated all of a sudden, and the object he wanted to show off and tell the most was not around, and the joy of a windfall from heaven was a lot lost.

Walking through the soft grass, the aroma of the grass mixed with the earthy smell is always so good.

Stopped, bent down and picked up a wild mint from the ground, this was taught to him by Old Man Hua, otherwise with Xiao Han's big eyes, he would never recognize this thing as the main ingredient of mint candy in his life.

Pick up a leaf and fill it into your mouth, feeling the coolness of your spleen and lungs, without the neutralization of sweet sugar cubes, this coolness seems to be clearer.

Xiao Han doesn't like to eat mint, when he was young, the orphanage bought other sugars, Xiao Han and his group of orphans would always eat them up in the shortest time, only mints no one likes to eat, even the most gluttonous Xiao Han only eats one when he is really hungry, and he will vomit it soon......

Thinking of the past, Xiao Han didn't know whether to laugh or be sad, but now he is not like before, he often thinks about the events of the next life, and it seems that those memories are fading......

Time, as expected, is the most powerful thing, so powerful that it will dilute everything......

"Hey, I don't want to, I don't want to, I can't go back if I think about it, the past is the past, now Lao Tzu wants money and money, he wants people, and the future emperor is my buddy, which is much more enjoyable than being a sad office worker!"

Breaking free from the memories, comforting himself, throwing the mint in his hand aside, patting the dirt, and taking one last look in the direction of Chang'an, Xiao Han shook his head, this is about to go home, the assassin incident a few days ago still left a little shadow in his heart, Xiao Han is rarely alone now.

There is an old Chinese saying, good spirits are not spiritual, bad spirits, just after thinking about assassins, this person has not yet stood firm, Xiao Han suddenly heard a very strange panting.

"It won't be that accurate......"

Xiao Han chuckled in his heart, and quickly followed the sound and looked over, but unexpectedly, under this look, half of his blood was cold......

On the grass not far in front of him, there was a fierce-looking and huge black dog! He was grinning at himself......

"I ...... it, scared my dad to death!! Whose dog? Someone cares and no one cares? ”

Brass bell-like eyes! A finger-long canine! The calf-like body, as well as the saliva dripping on the grass, all of this seems to be telling Xiao Han that Lao Tzu is a vicious dog......

Looking at the vicious dog that was stronger than himself, Xiao Han felt that his head was getting cold, not to mention that such a big dog burst out unexpectedly, even if he was mentally prepared, he couldn't stand it!

"Good dog, don't come here, I'm the Hou Ye, if you dare to bite me, you will definitely be beheaded all over the house...... For the sake of your dog's life, you must not be impulsive......"

However, it is a pity that Xiao Han's dog language has definitely not passed the eighth level, and the vicious dog not only did not flinch, but took a step closer, this time, Xiao Han was so frightened that he didn't dare to reason with the dog anymore, and shouted at the top of his voice: "Help, where is the dog owner's death, come out and take your dog away!! ”

Unexpectedly, the dog owner didn't shout out this shout, but the dog moved a step forward, so frightened that Xiao Han was about to collapse, and a thought suddenly popped up in his mind, that is, run!

However, anyone who has experienced extreme fear knows that people are so frightened that the body does not listen to the command of the brain at all!

Xiao Han now only feels that his legs are like being filled with lead, he can't move, and he can't even roll his eyes......

"Why do I want to wander around alone, why don't I take them with a stunned person? Even if I can't outrun the dogs, at least I can outrun them......"

Xiao Han's bowels of regret are green at this time, but the most useless thing in the world is regret, even if you regret death, things will not change in the slightest......

Besides, this big dog that suddenly appeared looked a little like the dog in the cat and mouse, but it was too big! Like a calf, the hair grows long, and a pair of eyes are staring at Xiao Han tightly, and he doesn't scream! It only made a sound of Ulu Ulu in his throat, but this is not a good phenomenon, don't they all say, don't they all say, don't the dogs that bite people bark?

"Help...... Kobold General, Kobold General! Where did you die! Come and save me!! ”

Xiao Han watched as the saliva in the huge dog's mouth was about to merge into a small pool of water on the ground, and finally a name popped up in his mind, and before it could pounce, he opened his mouth and shouted desperately, and his voice changed......

"Woo...... Woof! ”

The dog-headed general didn't come, the dog seemed to be startled, and the big dog facing Xiao Han suddenly barked at him twice, and then saw two hind legs bent, as if he would pounce at any time!

Xiao Han was almost scared to death now, and he couldn't care about anything else, so he shouted, "Hurry up!" If you don't fucking come out again, the first thing Lao Tzu will do if he survives is to smash your dog's head!! ”

"Who? Which king is .........?"

It seemed that Cang Tian heard Xiao Han's call for help and couldn't bear to play with him anymore, just when Xiao Han was about to roll his eyes, a head suddenly appeared in the grass in the distance.

A servant's clothes were put on his body haphazardly, and the two small eyes on the nose of the rosacea were squinted, as if he had just woken up, and he glanced at this side with sleepy eyes, and opened his mouth to scold, and suddenly felt that something was not quite right, and then took a closer look......

Now you can see it clearly, it's really Master Hou!

The dog-headed general's two eyes opened in an instant, and his mouth began to disobey: "Wang ...... Want Want ......"

"Wang, you're big! Get over here and get it away, hurry! Lao Tzu's legs are weak! ”

Xiao Han never felt that the dog-headed general's face was so handsome, but he never expected that in the next second, he would give himself a dog bark......

You're about to pee your pants, and you're still learning how to bark? In my heart, the grave circle scolded by this dog-headed general was about to explode......

"I'll go to your uncle's, damn it, I still have something to do to learn the dog barking, wait for Lao Tzu to get out of trouble, let you eat with the dog every day, and let you learn thoroughly if you want to learn!"

As everyone knows, the dog-headed general was also scared at this time, which is also fortunate that Hou Ye was not bitten by the dog, if he took a bite, he didn't dare to imagine his miserable life in the future, without Hou Ye doing it, the craftsmen and auxiliaries around him are estimated to make him a dilemma of life and death!

"Your uncle, still standing stupidly? No more! Lao Tzu won't barbecue tonight! ”

"Huh? Good! Master Hou, don't be afraid, it won't dare to bite you! ”

was scolded by Xiao Han's already broken voice, the dog-headed general can be regarded as coming back to his senses, he didn't even care about wearing shoes, he jumped out of the grass directly, and blew several sharp whistles vigorously while running here!

"Don't be afraid, I'll be afraid of dogs?"

Poor Xiao Han was about to faint, still pretending to be calm, saying that he was not afraid, not afraid was fake, if it weren't for Lao Tzu's legs and feet being weak now, he would have turned around and ran away a long time ago!

But it is worthy of the dog-headed general appointed by Xiao Han, this order is also good, the terrifying big dog was a little hesitant when he saw the dog-headed general come out, and he didn't dare to pounce on it for a long time, but now when he heard the whistle, he immediately ran to the side with his tail between his legs, and he didn't dare to turn his head back!

"My mother is coming...... Finally gone......"

Watching the big dog run away, Xiao Han only felt that he relaxed all of a sudden, and a churning urge in his stomach hit, so he didn't care about the dog-headed general with a flattering face, so he quickly got into the grass, unbuttoned his pants and began to release water......

"I'm dying, I almost peed my pants, it's so embarrassing!"

After a full soak of pee, Xiao Han came out of the grass panting, and saw that the kobold general was still standing there, so he didn't get angry! Just as he was about to start scolding, the kobold general spoke first.

"Master Hou, you, why are you here......

Seeing Xiao Han's unkind gaze, the dog-headed general's legs were about to tremble subconsciously, for fear that this marquis would do something irrational in anger, such as roasting a living person......

"Why am I here, why can't I come?"

The more I think about it, the more angry I become, and come over and shine on the dog-headed general's ass is two feet!

It is said that now Xiao Han is more and more fond of kicking people's buttocks, this is all learned from Liu Hongji's embryonic goods, he has always beaten and scolded his subordinates, and he has to kick his feet when he is in a hurry, but he can kick and kick, this relationship is not only not lifeless, but it is more close, I didn't see this goods come back alive, and the scene of crying and crying in the middle of the road?

"You still know I'm coming, you want to scare me to death with such a broken dog?! Dare to bark your teeth at me, see if I'm cramping and peeling tonight, barbecue dog meat! ”

When the dog-headed general saw Xiao Han raise his feet, he knew that his ass was going to suffer, and he didn't dare to hide, so he was kicked twice!

was about to habitually beg for mercy, but when he heard Xiao Han's angry words, he suddenly became anxious, and kept throwing his hands away, and said in a loud voice: "Master Hou, I can't help it, I can't help it!" ”

"Why can't I do it, Master Hou, I want to eat dog meat, that's it!"

It's good that the kobold general didn't say that, but as soon as he said it, Xiao Han's stubborn temper immediately came up!

When he was a child, he went to play with his classmates, and he was surrounded by several big wolf dogs, but fortunately, he was quite witty at the time, knowing that he couldn't run, and moved out of the door of the family step by step, otherwise, there would be no Xiao Han now!

So since then, Xiao Han has had some psychological shadows about this vicious-looking big dog.

The dog-headed general didn't know what medicine he had taken wrong today, but he changed his cowardly temperament of only nodding when he saw Xiao Han, scratched his ears and cheeks, and said vigorously:

"Master Hou, no, you want to eat dog meat, there are more than a hundred over there, choose as you like, one day you like, I'll go to peel the skin and bones for you, but this dog is really not ours, besides, it's too big, and the meat is not delicious to eat, I think it's good to eat some vegetables, isn't it?"